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Frank Maloney is now a woman

Olly wrote:Frank Maloney is now a woman

I have a word for that.  "Ew".

The Special Juan wrote:

Olly wrote:Frank Maloney is now a woman

I have a word for that.  "Ew".

i have good reasoning to believe that is Afro. He disappears and suddenly Frank is now a women

Just saying

#AfroIsWangless

Gonna be a lot of peed off people if TM doesn't update the PL pre EoS.

Speaking of which this week is the last week in which players signed can be nominated for EoS lawyers

Good morning Balla dope pushers, Grove Street O.G's come to do damage.

How about players bought within the league how long do we have for them to be nominated for lawyers?

I don't think there'd need to be limit on in league signings.

Anyway tactics into Azzy today

I reckon we should have a limit on squad next season.

If people want to go for it, sure.

Nobody has an ultra massive squad though I think.

I'd like to bring in a youth team option

Granted but no Dutch players

How do I know a girl is giving me good service or if she's flirting with me? 

Me: Hi just these 3 please (Ribena ice lolly) 
Her: (smiling ) I think you go should for the mango flavor they're cheaper 
Me: do they taste better? 
Her: hehe (note her  laugh was a hehe not a haha) I don't know I like them better 
Me: maybe next time 

Maybe that's why women don't offer good service because people like me take the wrong end of the stick. She's not even my type she wears loads of makeup. Im going to go there again next Saturday.

I think she just thought you looked poor.

Did anyone watch the Ajax vs Vitesse game yesterday? I watched quite a lot of it but then switched over for the Community Shield.

Also who's team does Fischer belong to?

Viva had and got rid to lawyers

Oh ok, thanks mate.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How do I know a girl is giving me good service or if she's flirting with me? 

Me: Hi just these 3 please (Ribena ice lolly) 
Her: (smiling ) I think you go should for the mango flavor they're cheaper 
Me: do they taste better? 
Her: hehe (note her  laugh was a hehe not a haha) I don't know I like them better 
Me: maybe next time 

Maybe that's why women don't offer good service because people like me take the wrong end of the stick. She's not even my type she wears loads of makeup. Im going to go there again next Saturday.

Just don't touch her, alright?

Hero wrote:I think she just thought you looked poor.

Poor and sexy. She definitely wanted me.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How do I know a girl is giving me good service or if she's flirting with me? 

Me: Hi just these 3 please (Ribena ice lolly) 
Her: (smiling ) I think you go should for the mango flavor they're cheaper 
Me: do they taste better? 
Her: hehe (note her  laugh was a hehe not a haha) I don't know I like them better 
Me: maybe next time 

Maybe that's why women don't offer good service because people like me take the wrong end of the stick. She's not even my type she wears loads of makeup. Im going to go there again next Saturday.

Just don't touch her, alright?

For now.

Yeah, the lower list is lawyered players.

Okay, thanks mate.

My boss just tried to run me over in the car park. (Not really he pretended to swerve into me) but still!

Holymiky wrote:Okay, thanks mate.

My boss just tried to run me over in the car park. (Not really he pretended to swerve into me) but still!

What if he lost control of the car and hit you? What would he do? He shouldn't be doing childish things like that, a car is not a toy.

I would probably laugh if he did that. Not specifically because he's hit Miky but because his face and regret would be priceless.

I'm obviously imagining a low-speed impact too.

I watched Planet Of The Apes third time and i agree with you Sodhat, Maurice is homosexual and I think he has some sort of sexual relationship with the boy.

Saw West Ham on the weekend, beat Sampdoria 3-2. Their fans were amazing.

Reece Burke scored our winner - remember that name because he's going to be a player at centre back. Big lad, good on the ball, reads it well, and then popped up in the box after winning the ball in our half to round off the move he started.

We still played negative crap, but at least it was on the ground most of the game.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I watched Planet Of The Apes third time and i agree with you Sodhat, Maurice is homosexual and I think he has some sort of sexual relationship with the boy.

Did you know Maurice is played by a woman?

I think that's why he looks so sensitive and effeminate.

I didn't know that. 

They should have made him a female.

Maybe it is a female? No one mentions the sex of Maurice. You never see a dick either.

Would you do Maurice if she was a woman and you had to do one of the apes?

haha

Not as good as the Jack Wilshere name though

I know what you are saying Viva but he was quite far away when he did it. I know that anything can happen but yeah.

What the hell is happening this morning.

sodhat wrote:Maybe it is a female? No one mentions the sex of Maurice. You never see a dick either.

Would you do Maurice if she was a woman and you had to do one of the apes?

Maurice is a dude. 

I'd have to pass on Maurice, I like gingers but not like that. I'd rather do a Chimpanzee because they're more human but funnily enough bar Koba the male Chimpanzee are better looking than the females ones.

TACTICS UPDATE:

I have had tactics from GSC. And that's it.

GSC wrote:haha

Not as good as the Jack Wilshere name though

I actually requested it.  

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Maybe it is a female? No one mentions the sex of Maurice. You never see a dick either.

Would you do Maurice if she was a woman and you had to do one of the apes?

Maurice is a dude. 

I'd have to pass on Maurice, I like gingers but not like that. I'd rather do a Chimpanzee because they're more human but funnily enough bar Koba the male Chimpanzee are better looking than the females ones.

You need a "the" in your screen name... It looks a bit weird otherwise.

Is it the big face you can't hack?

I only saw the one female chimp if I recall correctly, she was pretty minging. But every hole is a goal in ape-world.

TheSecondComing wrote:TACTICS UPDATE:

I have had tactics from GSC. And that's it.

Mine come kunchtime.

sodhat wrote:

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Maybe it is a female? No one mentions the sex of Maurice. You never see a dick either.

Would you do Maurice if she was a woman and you had to do one of the apes?

Maurice is a dude. 

I'd have to pass on Maurice, I like gingers but not like that. I'd rather do a Chimpanzee because they're more human but funnily enough bar Koba the male Chimpanzee are better looking than the females ones.

You need a "the" in your screen name... It looks a bit weird otherwise.

Is it the big face you can't hack?

I only saw the one female chimp if I recall correctly, she was pretty minging. But every hole is a goal in ape-world.

It's supposed to be just Koba I was explaining to Hero it's Koba from Planet Of the apes and he also included that. 

It's not just the face, Maurice has longer fur than the other monkeys meaning he'll smell worse. 

That was probably Cesars wife, I'm disappointed with him he could have had any women he likes because he is a very attractive ape more attractive than some manager in this league mentioning no names Olly. There were few other females that had a mask on. 

How did the gorillas reproduce? I didn't see one female gorilla in the movie. 

One more thing, remember when Ash got shot by the human when he was out hunting how did they save him? If it wasn't the shot he'd had died by infection.

TheSecondComing wrote:TACTICS UPDATE:

I have had tactics from GSC. And that's it.

Best part of Azzy voting is I don't have to pester people for tactics

I might do one more update later, but be warned - I am planning to do voting and results tomorrow morning. It's the one time every week my boss is in a meeting and it's the only guaranteed time I have to do results.

So, get your tactics in on time or risk a default loss

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Maybe it is a female? No one mentions the sex of Maurice. You never see a dick either.

Would you do Maurice if she was a woman and you had to do one of the apes?

Maurice is a dude. 

I'd have to pass on Maurice, I like gingers but not like that. I'd rather do a Chimpanzee because they're more human but funnily enough bar Koba the male Chimpanzee are better looking than the females ones.

You need a "the" in your screen name... It looks a bit weird otherwise.

Is it the big face you can't hack?

I only saw the one female chimp if I recall correctly, she was pretty minging. But every hole is a goal in ape-world.

It's supposed to be just Koba I was explaining to Hero it's Koba from Planet Of the apes and he also included that. 

It's not just the face, Maurice has longer fur than the other monkeys meaning he'll smell worse. 

That was probably Cesars wife, I'm disappointed with him he could have had any women he likes because he is a very attractive ape more attractive than some manager in this league mentioning no names Olly. There were few other females that had a mask on. 

How did the gorillas reproduce? I didn't see one female gorilla in the movie. 

One more thing, remember when Ash got shot by the human when he was out hunting how did they save him? If it wasn't the shot he'd had died by infection.

Well I think the monkey ladies are all the same basically. I didn't see any monkey sex at all as it goes, it was a total chimp sausage fest in that town.

TheSecondComing wrote:I might do one more update later, but be warned - I am planning to do voting and results tomorrow morning. It's the one time every week my boss is in a meeting and it's the only guaranteed time I have to do results.

So, get your tactics in on time or risk a default loss

Works for me (having done tactics already)

Fernando wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

Olly wrote:Frank Maloney is now a woman

I have a word for that.  "Ew".

i have good reasoning to believe that is Afro. He disappears and suddenly Frank is now a women

Just saying

#AfroIsWangless

lol! We need to get Afro's name changed to Kelly.

Holymiky wrote:Did anyone watch the Ajax vs Vitesse game yesterday? I watched quite a lot of it but then switched over for the Community Shield.

I watched Norwich be awful as per usual. Forgot how much I despise football

Norwich investigating racist chanting by their fans.

Do I have to send you tactics GSC or just Azzy?

Olly wrote:

Holymiky wrote:Did anyone watch the Ajax vs Vitesse game yesterday? I watched quite a lot of it but then switched over for the Community Shield.

I watched Norwich be awful as per usual. Forgot how much I despise football

That's what you get for appointing Mr More Boring Than Hughton as manager.

Go get a proper gaffer and I think you'd come back up.

Azzy

GSC wrote:Norwich investigating racist chanting by their fans.

Honest to god I hate Norwich fans with a passion. Such douchebags