Euro Division Homepage LXXVII

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

Holymiky wrote:Did anyone watch the Ajax vs Vitesse game yesterday? I watched quite a lot of it but then switched over for the Community Shield.

I watched Norwich be awful as per usual. Forgot how much I despise football

That's what you get for appointing Mr More Boring Than Hughton as manager.

Go get a proper gaffer and I think you'd come back up.

Was a ballsy appointment. I'd have probably gone Mackay.

GSC wrote:Azzy

Sent them to Azzy

I'd say you should just go for Koba as the name Viva.

Yours is too much of a mouthful (bet you've never heard that said you before)

Van Gaals put on a few pounds.

sodhat wrote:I'd say you should just go for Koba as the name Viva.

Yours is too much of a mouthful (bet you've never heard that said you before)

I have, I've sent Hero a message over an hour ago to keep it as just Koba. 

Well not from a guy I haven't.

Putting out a tempter on the football section, lets see who goes for it.

To be fair you aint wrong only once got double figures in PL and that was 11

technically 13, scored 2 for Liverpool 2nd half.

I mean he didn't even get 20 in the Championship, and that Newcastle side was stacked for the 2nd tier.

Mentioning Carroll to Crimey is like Wilshere to Viva.

Viva and GSC have so far avoided default wins. If you want a shot at 3 points, you need to submit tactics to his Royal Azzyness by midnight tonight. I will sit down to do results at 0930 tomorrow morning so be warned, lateness is not an option here.

I'd take Wickham, I think he's a good striker.

Carroll is hardly prolific when he plays anyway. And the fact is he doesn't play much at all...

Marin off to Fiorentina

Is he the first player to play in the PL, La Liga, Bundesliga and Serie A in consecutive years?

GSC wrote:Marin off to Fiorentina

Is he the first player to play in the PL, La Liga, Bundesliga and Serie A in consecutive years?

I don't get how his career has stalled, he was as good as Ozil at one point.

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

Marky wrote:

TwisT wrote:Lemmings beats Sheep hands down. Can't believe you are still playing that poor substitute for an online game.......

Lurker.

I knew you'd be the first to comment, funnily enough I was reading the old old league comments earlier on today and you and twist you suck each other harder than I suck Azzy. You bunch of bummers.

It's a southern thing. We have to team up against you nawwwwveners.

Why because we're tougher? 

There's you, Sodhat, Azzy, Olly Nando, Cherries, Miky who's holding it down for the south. 

Me, Mighty, Hero and GSC.. More of you than us. We'll smoke you lot any day any time.

I'm assuming we're using hometowns, since Leicesters only slightly more north than Birmingham and equal with Norwich.

I thought you were from Nottingham. You're about 12 miles closer to my heart then I originally thought. 

Norwich is slightly more closer to London than it is Birmingham so I stuck him with them.

I am from Nottingham, I live in Leicester

I was born in the south, moved to Scotland for 6 months, lived in the north for 5 years, moved to the Midlands for 7 years, moved back to the north for 3 years, then down south for 11 years.

I make my life so far:

North = 9 years
Midlands = 7 years
South = 16 years

We should have a Midlands meet up. It'll only be us two  

TheSecondComing wrote:I was born in the south, moved to Scotland for 6 months, lived in the north for 5 years, moved to the Midlands for 7 years, moved back to the north for 3 years, then down south for 11 years.

I make my life so far:

North = 9 years
Midlands = 7 years
South = 16 years

That'll  only  make you 32.

Where in the North did you live?

Trebs is from Derby originally isn't he?

GSC wrote:Trebs is from Derby originally isn't he?

Oh yeah but I don't want you two bad boys from rival city's to fight over me.

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:I was born in the south, moved to Scotland for 6 months, lived in the north for 5 years, moved to the Midlands for 7 years, moved back to the north for 3 years, then down south for 11 years.

I make my life so far:

North = 9 years
Midlands = 7 years
South = 16 years

That'll  only  make you 32.

Where in the North did you live?

Glasgow, Warrington, St Helens, Liverpool and Hull. In the Midlands, Halesowen and Solihull. Down south, Basildon, Billericay, Hitchin, Stevenage, Crouch End, Stockwell, Lewisham, Greenwich and now Lewisham again.

I went to six different primary schools. Amazingly, am still friends with a couple of people from then!

Still only two sets of tactics received. To re-iterate, results are being done at 0930 tomorrow morning. Any tactics not in by the deadline will lose £500k, and any not received by 0930 tomorrow will receive zero bonus plus a default loss.

Viva and GSC are rolling in cash and points at the moment, the rest are on a one-way trip to Disasterville.

How far is Lewisham from Peckham? Have you ever ran into Street gangs? How dangerous is it to walk during 9pm if you're in Peckham?

Yeah me tactics get done tonight azzman

Hope you noted PAOK beat QPR at the weekend

I'm going to do my utmost to get tactics in but i can't make any guaranteees.

Tactics up to three as Soddy joins in the action. It's all go here.

Koba, I've only ever driven through Peckham, but I swear I never once kept below 30mph. I'd rather break the law and get a speeding ticket than come across the thugs that parade the streets there. I'd not walk through Peckham at 9pm, as a white man, if you paid me £10,000. It's like that scene in Die Hard 3.

What would happen to you if you did? 

There's a gang called Ghetto Boys from Lewisham, more than anything its the gangs in London which puts me off the city. 

Imagine Olly accidently setting foot in the Peckham Estates, they'd hammer him. Are there any black people in Norwich?

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:What would happen to you if you did? 

There's a gang called Ghetto Boys from Lewisham, more than anything its the gangs in London which puts me off the city. 

Imagine Olly accidently setting foot in the Peckham Estates, they'd hammer him. Are there any black people in Norwich?

No the only black people in Norwich are the foreigners once they've been burned at the stake

I'm pretty sure you'd get mugged as a minimum, stabbed as a probable, potentially murdered. Peckham is nasty. Lewisham has its dark corners but is mostly okay.

Keep up the good work Olly. 

Marky said he had his lunch in Peckham and it's not scary at all, maybe they knew Marky is part of the Jaffna Boys, Sri Lankan gang in Croydon.

Not being funny but I'd batter them all

In me combine harvester

Marky does strike me as somebody who'd be part of a Sri Lankan gang.

Someone got stabbed to death in Lewisham last night for asking for a cigarette.

Smoking kills.

TheSecondComing wrote:Someone got stabbed to death in Lewisham last night for asking for a cigarette.

They should know that you don't smoke.

Koba from Planet of Apes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:Someone got stabbed to death in Lewisham last night for asking for a cigarette.

They should know that you don't smoke.

Never ask an analrapist for a favour.

New tennis favourite - Lauren Davis.

Tactics into Azzy

I have sent my tactics to GSC and Azzy.

Tactics in good luck Viva. All your new name makes me think if shortened is Kamui Kobayashi   

Tactics from:

Olly
GSC
Soddy
Viva
Miky
Nando

Nothing from Cherries or Hero. Yet. Has a 0-0 draw with 0pts on it as it stands.

Okay, today is probably the highest game of my season. I genuinely can't get to a computer yet

so it's either some very quick tactics which aren't going to be thought out and done in three minutes on a phone, or i can do some proper tactics later.

if my opponent is happy, i would like to postpone till later in the week, as has happened before. Please.

You have until 0930 tomorrow, I can't do results later in the week and I'm then on holiday for two weeks - that's the situation.

TheSecondComing wrote:Tactics from:

Olly
GSC
Soddy
Viva
Miky
Nando

Nothing from Cherries or Hero. Yet. Has a 0-0 draw with 0pts on it as it stands.

Nowt from Trebs or Afro/Marky either. Trebs' opponent has a big call to make.

I'll do what i can. But please consider it'll be tactics done on my phone

If people would rather I vote on that game later given it's the top 2 then fine but neither will get bonus

Tactics in