Euro Division Homepage LXXVII

by GSC Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:12 am

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Nadal Semi League

Schedule
League Table
TP Bids
Lawyers
Transfer Confirmation Page
Injuries
Players in the League
Rumor Mill
Rules Page

Teams
Genk
US Palermo
PAOK
HSC Montpellier
Getafe CF
Hellas Verona
Granada CF
FC Giroud In BoredHoes
FC I thought she was Twente
SV Werder Bremen
FC Basel 1893

Transfers are now open.
Next Tactics due Monday 18th August, to be sent to Hero. Hero to vote by Friday the 22nd August.

Week 9 Schedule:

Week 9:

Announcements:
TP/Lawyers can be retroactively rounded up/down to the nearest 100k.
All future deals should be rounded to the nearest 100k.
All Managers bar Cherries can add their 1m bonus for week 8. Azzy can add 1.5m

All managers to send tactics to GSC for week 9. (Olly send to Miky)

TRANSFERMARKT ADVANCED SEARCH:

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/detailsuche/spielerdetail/suche

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:57 pm

I got a good one.

KoBack To The Future.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:01 pm

We should be greatful (is great ful two sprayed words or one like greatful) that we can Poopie and see and other stuff.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:06 pm

What are the three best things ever invented? I'll go first.

Fast Internet, Football and spliffs. Special honorary goes to pornography, smartphones,

by Trebs Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:31 pm

Spliffs are horrible. No.

The wheel, electricity and democracy are the best inventions.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:33 pm

Sodhat's facial hair, Viva's facial hair and Hero's love of gingers are the best things to have happened

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:35 pm

Olly wrote:Sodhat's facial hair, Viva's facial hair and Hero's love of gingers are the best things to have happened

You're a top kid, hope you passed all your A-levels with flying colours. Hug

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:36 pm

Trebs wrote:Spliffs are horrible. No.

The wheel, electricity and democracy are the best inventions.

You need to stop the Manchester stuff it's probably some third rate, come down south we'll show you how to smoke.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:42 pm

Trebs wrote:Spliffs are horrible. No.

The wheel, electricity and democracy are the best inventions.

What a gay answer.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:47 pm

What would you do if your parents named you Gaylen Faggitt?

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:48 pm

Apologies to anyone who is named Gaylen Faggitt haha

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:51 pm

A man is behind bars, charged with a crime he's been convicted of nearly half a dozen times. Police say the arrest highlights a problem they see constantly, especially with burglaries.

If convicted, it would make the fifth burglary conviction for 50 year old Gaylen Faggitt.

Police say it's frustrating to keep putting the same people in jail for the same crime but the district attorney says because of state sentencing laws, there's only so much time burglars can get.

According to jail records, Gaylen Faggitt is also being held on assault and drug charges. Again, he district attorney can't talk about this case, but the he did tell us he is trying to bundle cases together against repeat offenders in general so the sentences can be more severe.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:55 pm

They should let him go, his already paid the price by having a silly name.

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:57 pm

I hope Hero changes your name to K.O.B.A Baracus next

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:04 pm

I wish I never asked him, he'll continue this for a while.

What do you think of Rihanna? She got a big forehead but I bet she's proper filthy.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:07 pm

Yeah bendy as well

by Trebs Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:21 pm

KoBack Street's back wrote:
Trebs wrote:Spliffs are horrible. No.

The wheel, electricity and democracy are the best inventions.

What a gay answer.

Don't Frak yourself up with stupid drugs.

And how dare you call me gay. You are no longer my friend.

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:24 pm

She seems a like a good who can take a good dicking tbh not overall a fan of heavily tattooed women. there is 1 exception to that though to be fair.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:25 pm

Trebs wrote:
KoBack Street's back wrote:
Trebs wrote:Spliffs are horrible. No.

The wheel, electricity and democracy are the best inventions.

What a gay answer.

Don't Frak yourself up with stupid drugs.

And how dare you call me gay. You are no longer my friend.

Sorry

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:26 pm

Fernando wrote:She seems a like a good who can take a good dicking tbh not overall a fan of heavily tattooed women. there is 1 exception to that though to be fair.

Yeah that's all she's good for.

Beyonce though oooh marry her.

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:51 pm

KoBack Street's back wrote:
Fernando wrote:She seems a like a good who can take a good dicking tbh not overall a fan of heavily tattooed women. there is 1 exception to that though to be fair.

Yeah that's all she's good for.

Beyonce though oooh marry her.

You do get the feeling that Jay Z may have nailed her a couple times being her "mentor" Whistle

The 1 tattooed chick id happily nail:

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:12 pm

Jay Z is ugly bastard but I reckon Beyonce loves him.

Who is she?

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:16 pm

KoBack Street's back wrote:Jay Z is ugly bastard but I reckon Beyonce loves him.

Who is she?

She could do better angel

Id be surprised if anyone else knows who that girl is without using Google Images Laugh

I wouldn't nail a tattooed chick usually be she fine Laugh

by **Afro** Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:22 pm

Who is she?

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:25 pm

Your girlfriend?

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:30 pm

KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys Laugh

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out angel

by **Afro** Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:40 pm

Fernando wrote:
KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out

Not true. Viva had a girlfriend before he started going to the gym.

I'll have to google the pic when I am back on my laptop.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:48 pm

Fernando wrote:
KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out

She's on those sex lines.

by FIFA Diva Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:49 pm

Afro wrote:
Fernando wrote:
KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out

Not true. Viva had a girlfriend before he started going to the gym.

I'll have to google the pic when I am back on my laptop.

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:50 pm

Afro wrote:
Fernando wrote:
KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out

Not true. Viva had a girlfriend before he started going to the gym.

I'll have to google the pic when I am back on my laptop.

The women he groped doesn't count Afro and no she isn't on a sex line or porn Laugh

That's fair enough she damn fine though Euro Division Homepage LXXVII - Page 18 Hump

< sorry it needed a hump smiley

#BringItBack

by The Special Juan Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:58 pm

Afro wrote:
cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

Well done Cherries.

Whilst I agree that going away from home for Uni is great and helps you become more independant, I can understand why people don't. The cost of going to Uni must be crippling these days. I spent enough of my early pay packets paying back student loans and I didn't have to pay any tuition fees

If only there was a country where tuition fees are free.....

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:05 pm

The Special Juan wrote:
Afro wrote:
cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

Well done Cherries.

Whilst I agree that going away from home for Uni is great and helps you become more independant, I can understand why people don't. The cost of going to Uni must be crippling these days. I spent enough of my early pay packets paying back student loans and I didn't have to pay any tuition fees

If only there was a country where tuition fees are free.....

That comes with the downside of being Scottish though

by The Special Juan Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:07 pm

Fernando wrote:
Afro wrote:
Fernando wrote:
KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out

Not true. Viva had a girlfriend before he started going to the gym.

I'll have to google the pic when I am back on my laptop.

The women he groped doesn't count Afro and no she isn't on a sex line or porn

That's fair enough she damn fine though < sorry it needed a hump smiley

#BringItBack

Euro Division Homepage LXXVII - Page 18 Lmao

by The Special Juan Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:07 pm

Fernando wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:
Afro wrote:
cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

Well done Cherries.

Whilst I agree that going away from home for Uni is great and helps you become more independant, I can understand why people don't. The cost of going to Uni must be crippling these days. I spent enough of my early pay packets paying back student loans and I didn't have to pay any tuition fees

If only there was a country where tuition fees are free.....

That comes with the downside of being Scottish though

No

for you then!!

by Fernando Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:09 pm

The Special Juan wrote:
Fernando wrote:
Afro wrote:
Fernando wrote:
KoKo Ba Ware wrote:Your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend. Girls don't dig fat guys

She's on TV and that's what i leave it at and let you work it out

Not true. Viva had a girlfriend before he started going to the gym.

I'll have to google the pic when I am back on my laptop.

The women he groped doesn't count Afro and no she isn't on a sex line or porn

That's fair enough she damn fine though < sorry it needed a hump smiley

#BringItBack

Would you like to guess who the lady is since no one else seems to know Whistle

by The Special Juan Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:19 pm

Hmmm. Viva? Run

by Azzy Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:53 pm

Wow I've missed a great night on here Laugh

by FIFA Diva Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:06 am

Morning

Sheep and Mafia today?

by sodhat Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:15 am

Sheep definitely

Mafia needs people committing at the same damn time!

by Holymiky Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:26 am

Just for info. I believe if you are a Sky or Virgin tv customer you can watch Sky Sports on a day pass for free tomorrow, they should be available on your channels and you can just watch. See the website for more details but I'm confident that I am correct.

by sodhat Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:27 am

Got in early today so I could make sure I got everything done before my hols. Then spent all the time I'd gained making two full pots of coffee that were both awful and immediately binned.

I made a f*cking Nescafe for myself. The rest of the office can go swivel if they want the good stuff.

by GSC Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:33 am

Right.

EoS lawyers nomination topic will go up next week. You can nominate 2 players. You can change these nominations until Monday 1st September.

Players signed from TPs after next Monday will not be eligible to be nominated. Players from in league deals can be, although any managers using this as a loophole to nominate TP signings will be fined and lose a nomination.

You'll receive lawyer offers on these 2 players + 3 random players (or however many it takes to get to 5 lawyer offers), at least 3 lawyers must be accepted or sold within the league.

by FIFA Diva Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:34 am

Thanks Miky, luckily I've got those channels so I should be OK. I really can't wait for the season to start, today is going to drag.

Where you off to Sodhat? How do you have your coffee?

by Holymiky Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:41 am

No problem, it might even be the whole weekend but I'm not sure.

I'm excited for the season and our Sky Tv should be installed on Sunday ready for the Chelsea match on Monday night football.

by sodhat Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:42 am

I'm not really 'off' anywhere, barring Reading festival on the bank holiday weekend.

I'll be practicing my golf (maybe getting lessons...I need them) maybe doing a bit of fitness, possibly dating a girl if she relents, and of course playing my Xbox.

I cannot wait to spend my days doing what I want.

I have my coffee with milk baby.

by FIFA Diva Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:49 am

I'd say good luck to Chelsea but I won't because I only want Manchester United to do well.

Some would say that's better than going abroad, just doing what you want when you want.

by sodhat Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:08 am

I'd like to go abroad but to be honest I just want some time off to sleep and hang about in my pants.

I've still got like 10 days left to use before Christmas as well.

by Azzy Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:13 am

My petition is up to 111 signatures. Who'd have thought? Sheep questions are imminent.

by **Hero** Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:18 am

The EoS lawyers couldn't have come at a worse time, give Azzy and GSC such an advantage for season 2 over others.

by Azzy Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:21 am

SHEEP questions - answers to Azzy by 1130:

1. On this day in 1430 Francesco Sforza, Lord of Milan, conquered the city of Lucca. Who is the greatest AC Milan player of all time?

2. Today marks the 495th anniversary of the founding of Panama City. Name a type of hat, excluding Panama hats.

3. I like eggs. Guess which supermarket I buy them from.

4. I used to like Michael Owen, but he never scored more than 50 international goals. Name someone who did.

5. The Japanese are celebrating the main day of the Bon Festival today. Name a Japanese footballer, past or present.

6. England is rubbish, it ends in E but ends in D. Name a country that begins and ends in A, because those countries are awesoma.

7. I love the holidays. Great times. If you had to, would you rather make man-love to Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny, Cupid, or Dracula?

8. Alan Brazil is going to get the sack from Talksport if its the last thing I do. Okay, I'm on holiday for two weeks so can't drive the petition, but when I get back, he's going down. Who would you choose as his replacement?

by Azzy Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:22 am

Hero wrote:The EoS lawyers couldn't have come at a worse time, give Azzy and GSC such an advantage for season 2 over others.

Not likely. No chance am I selling Chambers, Flanagan or de Vrij.

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