The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 4:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

ARSE

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:38 am

Morning Raf/Jeff

You are not wrong about the temperature Jeff, but not sub zero yet so heating not on

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:53 am

Bit nippy but drizzling here so no frost.

Shocking about Phil Hughes. Can't work out how it has caused such damage.

by kingraf Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:56 am

Morning Geoff, Rick, Sean. Hot days seem to be back in the Republic. Warmish out today

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:06 am

Cooler here today.

Yes sean, shocking about Phil Hughes. He's had an operation and is recovering. Sort of hit him high on the chest then travelled to his head.

Morning too Raf.

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:14 am

Morning everyone, another icy morning in the frozen wastelands of the east.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:14 am

Seen the video but not the best quality. If it hit his chest first it is even more surprising. Someone needs to develop a 'bullet proof' helmet. Current designs obviously still have weaknesses.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:15 am

LD, made the news here last night about that kid (new born baby) found in a storm drain after 5 days. He's gonna grow up to be a tough little cookie.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:LD, made the news here last night about that kid (new born baby) found in a storm drain after 5 days. He's gonna grow up to be a tough little cookie.

That was so shocking. So lucky that couple was going by... on their bikes I think... and that just happened to be when they heard a sound.

Also, a couple of tragic falls from cliffs here. One woman looking for water (at night) walked off a cliff and another today stepped over the fence at Echo Point (Blue Mtns) and slipped. The rescue people had a tough job getting to the body.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:46 am

My mum abandoned me down a drain once. Survived and made my way home though, she and my dad were packing their stuff into a removal van when I got back. Sh1ttest 35th birthday anyone ever had.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:53 am

Had they sold your stuff on ebay already?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:26 am

One critical cricketer and this place goes to pot...

Not seen the incident though to be fair.

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:38 am

I'm not Phil Hughes, former cricketer, in a critical condition after being struck by a short delivery.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:15 am

Glad to hear it union. Shiite on here today.

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:20 am

Bit slow innit.

Everyone is probably watching last night's Only Connect on the BBC iPlayer.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22 am

I am being trained by a fit bird. Makes it easier to deal with the fact I know significantly more than her

by Rowley Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:25 am

I have been doing work. A terrible state of affairs I am sure we can all agree.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:28 pm

I'm too elitist

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:38 pm

Rowley wrote:I have been doing work. A terrible state of affairs I am sure we can all agree.

Me too. My priorities are all screwed up.

by **superflyweight** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:51 pm

I've also been working and I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias, so that accounts for his absence.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 1:24 pm

superflyweight wrote:I've also been working and I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias, so that accounts for his absence.

Are you Michael McIntyre?

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 1:35 pm

superflyweight wrote: I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias

That is somewhat akin to being the better looking Neville brother...

by **superflyweight** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 1:38 pm

Union Cane wrote:
superflyweight wrote: I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias

That is somewhat akin to being the better looking Neville brother...

Better than being the uglier Neville brother which is what Tina's left with.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 1:58 pm

Which one is the uglier Neville? Is the sister pokeable?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:00 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
superflyweight wrote: I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias

That is somewhat akin to being the better looking Neville brother...

Better than being the uglier Neville brother which is what Tina's left with.

You're Scottish, you must be uglier than all of us.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:05 pm

Neville Sister:

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:12 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Neville Sister:

Ooooh Christ Erm

by **superflyweight** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
superflyweight wrote: I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias

That is somewhat akin to being the better looking Neville brother...

Better than being the uglier Neville brother which is what Tina's left with.

You're Scottish, you must be uglier than all of us.

I'm slightly better looking than the Neville sister if that helps you decide.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:21 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
superflyweight wrote: I'm Tina's funnier and sexier alias

That is somewhat akin to being the better looking Neville brother...

Better than being the uglier Neville brother which is what Tina's left with.

You're Scottish, you must be uglier than all of us.

I'm slightly better looking than the Neville sister if that helps you decide.

Do you reckon Mrs Neville would send her out to get the boys in from the garden when it was dinner time - 'Heeeeey yooooou guuuuuuyss!'

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:23 pm

I don't care what you look like, Superfly. You're like a brother to me.

I saw someone famous strolling down Leadenhall Street this morning. Gerald Krasner, ex Chairman of Leeds Utd. I must confess I didn't know who he was but the colleague I was with assures me it was him.

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

by **superflyweight** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:26 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don't care what you look like, Superfly. You're like a brother to me.

I saw someone famous strolling down Leadenhall Street this morning. Gerald Krasner, ex Chairman of Leeds Utd. I must confess I didn't know who he was but the colleague I was wish assures me it was him.

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

You be who you are, Tina and be proud of it. No need to "wish" that you are someone else.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don't care what you look like, Superfly. You're like a brother to me.

I saw someone famous strolling down Leadenhall Street this morning. Gerald Krasner, ex Chairman of Leeds Utd. I must confess I didn't know who he was but the colleague I was wish assures me it was him.

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

Part of the Jewish crew who ran Leeds in to the ground. Not doing a Dave Whelan here but never trusted that lot

by **superflyweight** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don't care what you look like, Superfly. You're like a brother to me.

I saw someone famous strolling down Leadenhall Street this morning. Gerald Krasner, ex Chairman of Leeds Utd. I must confess I didn't know who he was but the colleague I was wish assures me it was him.

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

Part of the Jewish crew who ran Leeds in to the ground. Not doing a Dave Whelan here but never trusted that lot

Except that you are.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:42 pm

Krasner and Co. Not the Jewish generally. They do love a ruck though.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don't care what you look like, Superfly. You're like a brother to me.

I saw someone famous strolling down Leadenhall Street this morning. Gerald Krasner, ex Chairman of Leeds Utd. I must confess I didn't know who he was but the colleague I was with assures me it was him.

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

Not a nice way to talk about your colleague. What did Gerald Krasner look like?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:54 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don't care what you look like, Superfly. You're like a brother to me.

I saw someone famous strolling down Leadenhall Street this morning. Gerald Krasner, ex Chairman of Leeds Utd. I must confess I didn't know who he was but the colleague I was with assures me it was him.

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

Not a nice way to talk about your colleague. What did Gerald Krasner look like?

Ugly bastard. Fat as well.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 3:04 pm

How can you be sure it wasn't Tophat?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 25 Nov 2014, 3:11 pm

seanmichaels wrote:How can you be sure it wasn't Tophat?

Because it was Gerald Krasner.

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 3:32 pm

Didn't he used to run Ratner's?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 3:38 pm

No, that was Gerald ratner

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 3:52 pm

Anyone find F1's Claire Williams of Williams quite sexy? Becoming a bit of an obsession.

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 4:13 pm

by Rowley Tue 25 Nov 2014, 4:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Anyone find F1's Claire Williams of Williams quite sexy? Becoming a bit of an obsession.

No idea and don't care. Can be reasonably confident she will not be fit enough to make me watch even a second of formula one.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 5:19 pm

I've got quite a serious matter to report.

Earlier on today I made extraordinarily clever use of the "¢" symbol to form a rude word. This word (and the post in which it was used) was stolen at some time this afternoon. I am not mistaken or lying, I clearly remember this post being situated above dagless's "I'm too elitist" post. I'm going to visit another forum for a while but when I return to this one I expect that the guilty party is going to have replaced the stolen post.

If this is not done by 8.00 tonight, BST, I'm going to be bloody furious and would not hesitate to bring it to the attention of a Moderator.

by Guest Tue 25 Nov 2014, 5:23 pm

Tried opening that picture and it's so big it doesn't fit on the computer screen. Union is generally quite adept in these matters but in this instance I think he's a bit of a (credit to Galted here) useless ¢unt

by **Galted** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 5:25 pm

So, serialDave stole it.

Just my luck to have my hard work pilfered by an opportunistic serial killer.

by Rowley Tue 25 Nov 2014, 5:47 pm

Galted, don't want to kick a man when he is down, but the house rules specifically and clearly prohibt the use of unnecessary fonts:

If your post is deemed illegible because it is done in l33t speak, sTiCkY CaPs, uses excessive punctuation, unnecessary formatting (inappropriate size and color), or contains excessive typing errors/abbreviations, you will be asked to retype your post in a more readable manner.

Would you be kind enough to repost it in a more appropriate font.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 6:03 pm

Thanks for the advice, Jeff. I can assure you that I only use necessary fonts.

by **Union Cane** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:03 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Tried opening that picture and it's so big it doesn't fit on the computer screen. Union is generally quite adept in these matters but in this instance I think he's a bit of a (credit to Galted here) useless unt

You need to get a bigger monitor, or failing that stand further away.

by Rowley Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:04 pm

Good to know Galted. Thought we were going to have a problem for a minute, but always good to know these things can be resolved in such a gentlemanly manner.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:13 pm

I think it's good too, Jeff. I have to confess that the courteous yet firm manner in which you dealt with any potential conflict inspired me to act in a most civil fashion and removed the need for unpleasantness and invective.

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