The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec - 11:26

First topic message reminder :

kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless

Wrong thread.

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 14:29

You're too sharp windows.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 Jan - 14:30

Union Cane wrote:You're too sharp windows.

I'm struggling with Michaels effort though.

Although we never know which order to view them with him.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 14:31

in the right order. rick will get it.

by Adam D Tue 13 Jan - 14:32

I got it!

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 Jan - 14:33

seanmichaels wrote:in the right order. rick will get it.

Is it a wendyballer?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 Jan - 14:33

Adam D wrote:I got it!

Spoiler:

Nice work, Davey.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 14:41

Aw look look, good skill sit mate

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 14:43

Wis listening ti a Niw Zilind wimin in thi ridio irlier, grites ifter I while disn't it.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 14:44

Have another rdeundancy meeting following on from friday in a minute. Pretty psyched. The c***s are trying to TUPE us. Never heard of it before but seems part of the deal is us and we could end up with nothing if we don't agree to join the new company.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 14:44

Union Cane wrote:Wis listening ti a Niw Zilind wimin in thi ridio irlier, grites ifter I while disn't it.

Why was she speaking like a saffa?

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 14:46

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Wis listening ti a Niw Zilind wimin in thi ridio irlier, grites ifter I while disn't it.

Why was she speaking like a saffa?

I believe she spent some of her formative years in Zululand.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 14:54

Girl at work just been diagnosed with acute angina. She has nice jubblies as well......

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Jan - 15:10

seanmichaels wrote:Have another rdeundancy meeting following on from friday in a minute. Pretty psyched. The c***s are trying to TUPE us. Never heard of it before but seems part of the deal is us and we could end up with nothing if we don't agree to join the new company.

That's a p1sser, you could be buggered* if they TUPE you - you'd have to work for the new company they transfer you to, or resign. Might have to hope they ask for voluntary redundancies or maybe ask them if they are planning any, to get the hint in.

Not in the same sense as your schooldays.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 13 Jan - 15:18

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Have another rdeundancy meeting following on from friday in a minute. Pretty psyched. The c***s are trying to TUPE us. Never heard of it before but seems part of the deal is us and we could end up with nothing if we don't agree to join the new company.

That's a p1sser, you could be buggered* if they TUPE you - you'd have to work for the new company they transfer you to, or resign. Might have to hope they ask for voluntary redundancies or maybe ask them if they are planning any, to get the hint in.

Not in the same sense as your schooldays.

I think they'll be obliged to honour your current contract mate so not to worry

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 15:24

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Have another rdeundancy meeting following on from friday in a minute. Pretty psyched. The c***s are trying to TUPE us. Never heard of it before but seems part of the deal is us and we could end up with nothing if we don't agree to join the new company.

That's a p1sser, you could be buggered* if they TUPE you - you'd have to work for the new company they transfer you to, or resign. Might have to hope they ask for voluntary redundancies or maybe ask them if they are planning any, to get the hint in.

Not in the same sense as your schooldays.

I think they'll be obliged to honour your current contract mate so not to worry

Indeed, they have to take you on at or above your current terms of employment, plus you get continuation of service.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Jan - 15:40

Yeah, but sean wanted to take the redundancy money and run, and not have to keep working for them, or any new company.

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 15:43

Looks like he's sh*t out then.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 15:44

Just been told we can opt out of TUPE. The 'higher' manager got it wrong.

That TUPE business is dreadful if companies choose to enforce it to the letter.

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 15:45

There you go then.

Opt out, take the money, and run for the hills.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 15:49

It doesn't hurt me, do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, it's you and me

And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road, be running up that hill
Be running up that building if I only could, oh

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Jan - 15:55

Oooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
I don't know when
But just saying it could even make it happen.

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 15:57

JuliusHMarx wrote:Oooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
I don't know when
But just saying it could even make it happen.

Utah Saints?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 15:58

One for the road, SHOWBIZ

Spoiler:

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 15:58

Union Cane wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Oooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
I don't know when
But just saying it could even make it happen.

Utah Saints?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 Jan - 16:00

seanmichaels wrote:One for the road, SHOWBIZ

Spoiler:

Reg Holdsworth.

Brilliant, Seany. Brilliant.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 13 Jan - 16:03

Congrats windows and good night all.

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 16:14

Spoiler:

by **superflyweight** Tue 13 Jan - 16:16

Does it involve the fictional name of the dog in the last picture? If so, I'm steering clear.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 13 Jan - 16:23

Arnold schwarzenegger?

by **Union Cane** Tue 13 Jan - 16:25

ShahenshahG wrote:Arnold schwarzenegger?

Whump whump, there it is.

by **Galted** Tue 13 Jan - 20:27

seanmichaels wrote:Have another rdeundancy meeting following on from friday in a minute. Pretty psyched. The c***s are trying to TUPE us. Never heard of it before but seems part of the deal is us and we could end up with nothing if we don't agree to join the new company.

I've been tuped a couple of times, nothing much changed except I got a different pack of c*nts to name when someone asked me who I worked for.

by **Galted** Tue 13 Jan - 20:30

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Henry VIII

Whump, there it is.

It was a good one. Hen, Reeva and then an 8th.

Clever.

I really dug that one, man.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 13 Jan - 20:56

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Henry VIII

Whump, there it is.

It was a good one. Hen, Reeva and then an 8th.

Clever.

I really dug that one, man.

Particularly poignant with the wife killer. Truly Tino you've outdone yourself.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 6:45

super wrote:Mind you I spent most of my time sitting about in the library at the art school - great place for observing, pound for pound, the finest collection of fit female students I've ever seen.

Funnily enough I spent my years there going out with an art student from D of J (also for some reason you could watch random videos there) Good times.

Fist

Morning all

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan - 7:31

Good work, Rick. Everyone besides me seems to have got some considerable action at university. I may have been more successful had I not spent my time staring at mostly unobtainable girls in a library I had no business being in.

However, I did get very good at Tekken 3 and Virtua Tennis without any noticeable detriment to my w@nking hand - so not a complete waste of time.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 7:36

Sounds like valid life skills were learned super! At least you didn't get dragged to pointless films at the DCA!

by Rowley Wed 14 Jan - 7:51

I went to uni as a married mature student, trust me the university experience for me was far less rock and roll than anything either of you experienced

Morning

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan - 7:54

Au contraire - I saw The Blair Witch Project there. Went with 3 of my mates - one of whom had drunk a bottle of whisky beforehand. Could hear him huffing away all through the film and as soon as it ended he stood up and announced loudly that the film "was a load of sh1te". He might have been very drunk, but he was right.

On the same night, one of my mates went on a date with a 17 year old school girl (he was 21 so not totally paedo but almost) and she dragged him to No 1's and he got headbutted by some moron for no apparent reason (although on reflection, maybe it was for almost being a nonce). Still, that's better than having to watch The Blair Witch Project.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 7:55

Eggs, mugs, and sausage rolls eh Jeff?

Morning

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 7:57

I saw Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon there which was the only decent film of note I saw there, the rest was generally French people staring and smoking...

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan - 8:02

Watched Saving Private Ryan in the DCA. They'd bussed in a load of old guys from the British Legion or somewhere. At the bit when the US sniper takes out the German sniper, one old guy (complete with medals on his jacket) stood up and clapped. I think he'd forgotten that it was a film.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Jan - 8:05

I didn't see any films at Uni.

Actually, I probably watched some porn but I spent most of the year I was there smacked off my t*ts so I can't be sure.

Morning all.

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan - 8:10

Smacked off your t*ts? No one wearing a Next jumper has ever been smacked off their t*ts.

Unless it was on toblerone?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Jan - 8:11

I wasn't wearing my Next jumpers back then, 'Fly.

It was in my rock and roll phase. I'm a mature adult now.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 8:12

super wrote:Unless it was on toblerone?

Freebasing Marmite

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Jan - 8:13

I love Marmite.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 8:14

I am ambivalent towards it...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Jan - 8:15

That's not allowed. The adverts says so.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Jan - 8:19

Tino wrote:That's not allowed. The adverts says so.

I am sticking it to the man in a middle class way... F**k the police

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Jan - 8:22

In my case University was a great era for films - talkies were invented.

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