The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:35 am

First topic message reminder :

~~Beautiful - well played~~ Eat it Tina.

Yeah, I agree. eat it Tina.

by Rowley Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:10 pm

Tottenham I believe, assume Union will be correct Tina. I don't care about many things enough to fact check, and certainly not about football.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:11 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Who are Sheffield playing tomorrow? I will support the opposition in honour of you.

Semi finals you numpty. Only 4 teams.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

Rowley wrote:Tottenham I believe, assume Union will be correct Tina. I don't care about many things enough to fact check, and certainly not about football.

Tottenham. I've been to their ground once. We have season tickets through work. Went to watch them play Everton. I think Spurs won 1-0 but it wasn't a classic.

Sh*tty area as well. Wouldn't go back there in a hurry.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Who are Sheffield playing tomorrow? I will support the opposition in honour of you.

Semi finals you numpty. Only 4 teams.

What?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:16 pm

sheff Wed not playing tomorrow

by Rowley Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:18 pm

United are though Sean.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:19 pm

Conversations like this make me wish I was Deirdre Barlow.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:20 pm

superflyweight wrote:Conversations like this make me wish I was Deirdre Barlow.

You and me both.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:24 pm

Zing!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:25 pm

oh yeah, got that wrong.

songs were:

Johnny Cash - Chicken in Black
The Clash - Complete Control
Robbie Williams - Freedom
Blur - Country House
Sex Pistols - EMI

Link, all songs about corrupt labels, record executives and general dissatisfaction with record companies.

by Rowley Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:25 pm

superflyweight wrote:Conversations like this make me wish I was Deirdre Barlow.

Most Scottish people aspire to make it to 60 year old.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:28 pm

Spoiler:

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:30 pm

Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Conversations like this make me wish I was Deirdre Barlow.

Most Scottish people aspire to make it to 60 year old.

She could have been Scottish - died at 60 looked about 75.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Spoiler:

Cricket Sluts?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:33 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Spoiler:

Cricket Sluts?

I guessing it's another person Sean will pretend to have slept with.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:35 pm

My old dear has had some kind of work and those stupid painted eyebrows. At certain angles she has that wax work look. Stepmum clocked it at the weekend and my bro's missus confirmed. I reckon she's hade her jugs done as well but i don't like to talk about that.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I guessing it's another person Sean will pretend to have slept with.

Bog off windows. I find it annoying women talking about cricket let alone playing it. Probably would though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:37 pm

seanmichaels wrote:My old dear has had some kind of work and those stupid painted eyebrows. At certain angles she has that wax work look. Stepmum clocked it at the weekend and my bro's missus confirmed. I reckon she's hade her jugs done as well but i don't like to talk about that.

100% getting a length from someone new.

Probably much younger than her. Maybe younger than you.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:My old dear has had some kind of work and those stupid painted eyebrows. At certain angles she has that wax work look. Stepmum clocked it at the weekend and my bro's missus confirmed. I reckon she's hade her jugs done as well and I don't like to touch them as much anymore.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My old dear has had some kind of work and those stupid painted eyebrows. At certain angles she has that wax work look. Stepmum clocked it at the weekend and my bro's missus confirmed. I reckon she's hade her jugs done as well but i don't like to talk about that.

100% getting a length from someone new.

Probably much younger than her. Maybe younger than you.

Quite possible. Reckon it would be with her old man's consent though.

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Spoiler:

She can take out my middle stump any time!

Wahey!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:15 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Spoiler:

She can take out my middle stump any time!

Wahey!

wouldn't mind playing in her corridor of uncertainty!!!!

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:16 pm

I'd like to run through her middle order.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:18 pm

I like to see if she could handle my googly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:19 pm

She told me that Sean bowls a decent wrong'un.

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:22 pm

I'd like to give her a full length delivery.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:27 pm

I'd let her shine my balls.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:27 pm

This is beneath Jeff.....

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:29 pm

Something about being struck on the helmet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:This is beneath Jeff.....

He said he's busy at work. Letting more of ISIS in to the country so they can behead us in the street.

All for money. He's a shallow man, he really is.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:30 pm

She can try to bounce one off my helmet.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:31 pm

superflyweight wrote:She can try to bounce one off my helmet.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:33 pm

I'd probably come over the wicket.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:33 pm

superflyweight wrote:She can try to bounce one off my helmet.

Ah, isn't that lovely. The Scotsman joining in a bit of cricket banter.

Good on you, superfly.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:36 pm

I've just had the following email -

To celebrate the birthday of Robert Burns, Sunday 25 January, it has been suggested that we all bring in a little Scottish related food and/or drink on Monday. The supermarkets are of course doing appropriately themed items (haggis flavoured crisps) and it may be worth co-ordinating so we don’t end up with 60 Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

No whisky or McEwans Export (or other alcohol) please.

Any tips super?

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:41 pm

Make a bucketload of tablet sean. Easiest thing in the world to make and the fatties in your workplace will go nuts for it.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:She can try to bounce one off my helmet.

Ah, isn't that lovely. The Scotsman joining in a bit of cricket banter.

Good on you, superfly.

I have a cracking anecdote about almost spilling two pints of cheap Australian lager over a chino clad, Botham at the SCG. Ask me about it sometime when the thread is dying a death.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:She can try to bounce one off my helmet.

Ah, isn't that lovely. The Scotsman joining in a bit of cricket banter.

Good on you, superfly.

I have a cracking anecdote about almost spilling two pints of cheap Australian lager over a chino clad, Botham at the SCG. Ask me about it sometime when the thread is dying a death.

So about now then?

Adam will love it as well. He wears chinos.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:48 pm

Alan Mullally has a massive Hampton if that's of any interest.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:She can try to bounce one off my helmet.

Ah, isn't that lovely. The Scotsman joining in a bit of cricket banter.

Good on you, superfly.

I have a cracking anecdote about almost spilling two pints of cheap Australian lager over a chino clad, Botham at the SCG. Ask me about it sometime when the thread is dying a death.

So about now then?

Adam will love it as well. He wears chinos.

I almost spilled two pints of cheap Australian lager on Ian Botham at the SCG. He was wearing chinos.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:

I almost spilled two pints of cheap Australian lager on Ian Botham at the SCG. He was wearing chinos.

Wow! Zinger!

L*L out loud. PMSL out loud.

Can't believe you've held on to that one for so long.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:52 pm

I'm beating girls away with a sh1itty stick when I tell it at parties.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:01 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm beating girls at parties.

True scott

by kingraf Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:05 pm

Cricket innuendo day and I missed it... Quite disappointed

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:08 pm

You'll get over it raf.

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:14 pm

Over, geddit?

by kingraf Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:19 pm

Yes I geddit... Still, she's alright. Wouldn't mind bowling that maiden over.

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:27 pm

She'd make my wicket sticky.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 3:36 pm

superflyweight wrote:She'd make my wicket sticky.

As a groundsman I suspect there'd be little grass on the wicket and a couple of cracks you could get your key in.

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Jan 2015, 4:53 pm

Something to do with a full toss.

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