Greatest movie threats

by ONETWOFOREVER Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:47 pm

Scarface
''I only tell you one time, don't f**k me Tony. Don't you ever try to f**k me''

Coogan's bluff
''You better drop that blade, or you wont believe what happens next, even while its happening''

by Guest Tue 03 Feb 2015, 3:50 pm

Threatening to remake "The Godfather"....as scary as it gets for me!

by Guest Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:00 pm

Has to be Last Boy Scout

"I'm gonna need a light and if you touch me again, I'll kill ya!"

And true to his word he does.

Also in Breach

"And if I ever catch you in my office again, you're gonna be Wee weeing purple for a week"

by incontinentia Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:29 pm

Not a movie but...

"I'll read signs from your entrails!"

one of the baddies from video game Dishonoured.

by Rowley Tue 03 Feb 2015, 4:30 pm

I like Michael Corleone's deathly stare at Senator Pat Geary at the start of Godfather II, far scarier than any words that could have been spoken.

by Guest Tue 03 Feb 2015, 5:27 pm

Sgt Major Dickinson to Robin Williams in 'Good Morning Vietnam'

"I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you'd died as a child!"

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 03 Feb 2015, 5:30 pm

I found "Can't you see what she's done !!!!! Your C**ting daughter" pretty threatening at the time...

by Guest Tue 03 Feb 2015, 5:39 pm

Pinhead in Hellraiser II telling Kirsty, "...but trick us again child and your suffering will be legendary...EVEN IN HELL!"

by ONETWOFOREVER Tue 03 Feb 2015, 5:44 pm

Enter the Dragon
''Boards don't hit back'

by Guest Tue 03 Feb 2015, 9:44 pm

Sgt Hartman to Private Pyle

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-Frak-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-Frak you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"

by Stella Wed 04 Feb 2015, 9:57 am

Richard to Sonny in 'dead man's shoes

Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that Frak' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna Frak hit you all.

by Guest Wed 04 Feb 2015, 11:06 am

Nicky to Bank Manager - Casino

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your Frak' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your Frak' head open again. 'Cause I'm Frak' stupid. I don't give a Frak about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Feb 2015, 11:27 am

Tommy DeVito to Henry Hill in Goodfellas.

What do you mean I’m funny?
What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Funny how? What’s funny about it?
Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Made all the more brilliant by Joe Pesci playing it superbly. Getting louder and louder, more wild eyed with every line. The Henry Hill character getting more and more scared till he realises he been had.

Great stuff.

It only works the first time you see it but it is such a great scene.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Feb 2015, 11:51 am

Cooke: You scared, motherphucker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!

John Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Feb 2015, 12:40 pm

The one from "Taken" that everyone parodies, and was really good, until everyone parodied it.

Can not be bothered finding it, but you have all seen the parodies...

by Adam D Wed 04 Feb 2015, 1:45 pm

rick_dagless wrote:The one from "Taken" that everyone parodies, and was really good, until everyone parodied it.

Can not be bothered finding it, but you have all seen the parodies...

I don't know who you are, Rick. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for someone to find the quote for you, I can tell you I don't have the inclination... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me paraphrase the quote now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will do a basic google search.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Feb 2015, 2:00 pm

Adam wrote:I will find you... and I will do a basic google search.

Just ask Tino and super how hard it was to find coxy lol

by RuggerRadge2611 Wed 04 Feb 2015, 3:36 pm

"I'm gonna ask you one more goddamn time, and if you still "respectfully refuse," I'm callin' the Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big-ole bat of his, and he's gonna beat you to death with it." - Aldo the Apache

Inglorious Basterds

by Adam D Wed 04 Feb 2015, 3:43 pm

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

by The Fourth Lion Sun 22 Feb 2015, 6:54 pm

From "Tombstone": "You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

Sudden Impact: "Go ahead. Make my day"

Scream: "No you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!"

The Wizard of Oz: ""I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" (now that is nasty. You don't take it out on the dog, FFS)

Stand By Me: “ Ace: "What are you gonna do? Shoot us all?"
Gordie: "No, Ace. Just you."

AND FINALLY, MY FAVOURITE

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

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by SecretFly Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:57 pm

I don't think it's nice - you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you'll apologise - like I know you're going to - I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

First threat from the man with no name - the rest is legend.

by Azzy Thu 26 Feb 2015, 1:09 pm

"Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, r*** and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today".

by incontinentia Thu 26 Feb 2015, 2:23 pm

by Azzy Thu 26 Feb 2015, 2:25 pm

Love the Anchorman quote Laugh

I also like:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

by SecretFly Thu 26 Feb 2015, 2:30 pm

A few from Denis Farrina as Jimmy Serrano in Midnight Run:

Serrano: I thought you told me this guy was going to be on the plane?
Moron 2: That's the informations we got, Jimmy.
Serrano: That's the information we got. - I want to tell you something. I want this guy taken out and I want him taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work or I'm going to stab you through the heart with a f**king pencil.

Serrano: Let me tell you two stupid motherf**kers something. I don't want to get another phonecall like this. Because if I do, I'm gonna get on a f**king plane and I'm going to blowtorch the both of you, you understand?

Serrano: Don't say a word to me Sidney. Don't say a f**king word to me. I'll get up and I bury this telephone in your head.

Moron 2: This guy Walsh is pretty good.
Serrano: If he's that good, Tony, maybe I should hire him to hit you. Let me tell you two guys something. I'm not interested in seeing either one of you two alive again until you get the accountant. You got the message?

by Guest Thu 26 Feb 2015, 3:57 pm

Sigourney Weaver in "Aliens"
"Get away from her, you B!TCH!!!!!!!!!"

by **hampo17** Thu 26 Feb 2015, 6:29 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Sigourney Weaver in "Aliens"
"Get away from her, you B!TCH!!!!!!!!!"

That's the same thing D4 will be screaming on May 2nd.

by Derbymanc Thu 26 Feb 2015, 6:42 pm

by Nakatomi Plaza Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:00 am

My favourite's is Al Pacino's as Vincent Hanna to Robert De Niro's Neil McCauley in Heat:

"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor b*stard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

by Guest Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:23 am

I like Pacino in Carlito's Way. Stuck in that bathroom with no ammo and no idea who's dead or alive.

"You think you big time? You gonna f*cking DIE big time....here come da pain!"

by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 27 Feb 2015, 4:21 pm

Dirty Harry was quite thretening when the nutter put his hands up on the football pitch in surrender and he still shoots him in the leg....

"You coulda killed me".................."If I wanted to kill you your head would be all over this field !! Now where's the girl ?? "..........Foot on the bullet wound.........Ouch !!

One of the best scenes in movie history..

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 27 Feb 2015, 5:50 pm

The nutter was a bit scary when i watched it back then, excellent job.

by jimmyinthewell68 Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:28 pm

Clint Eastwood in unforgiven . can't remember word for word but he comes out of the building at the end after killing little bill ( the brilliant gene hackman)and other posse guys saying . If any of you bast**ds take a shot at me I will kill you all your family and burn your house down .

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 10 Mar 2015, 3:10 pm

jimmyinthewell68 wrote:Clint Eastwood in unforgiven . can't remember word for word but he comes out of the building at the end after killing little bill ( the brilliant gene hackman)and other posse guys saying . If any of you bast**ds take a shot at me I will kill you all your family and burn your house down .

Clint had some good lines.......Like the Deadpool when he say's to Liam Neeson.............

"I don't like your Deadpool..I don't like being on your list !!...........Maybe I'll er make my own list and put your name on it !!!!"

"Are you threatening me"

"it's all part of the game remember, Love !!!

by SecretFly Tue 10 Mar 2015, 3:22 pm

Clint in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Bounty hunter: "You're wanted Wales."
Clint: "Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter: "Man's gotta do something for a living these days."
Clint: "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy".

by nadeem2099 Tue 10 Mar 2015, 4:58 pm

Say What Again!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs

by Hoggy_Bear Tue 10 Mar 2015, 7:09 pm

Tom Cruise 'negotiates' with terrorists in Tropic Thunder

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dROwEc4VyJA

by jimmyinthewell68 Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:59 am

SecretFly wrote:Clint in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Bounty hunter: "You're wanted Wales."
Clint: "Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter: "Man's gotta do something for a living these days."
Clint: "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy".

I just bought the dvd on ebay because of you Very Happy

by SecretFly Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:57 am

It's stuffed with great quotes Jimmy. Wink

Old Chief Dan George getting most of them.

by Guest Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:18 am

"I don't wanna hear Wales is dead...I wanna SEE he's dead"

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