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Week 1 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 25th May

Arsenal/Miky is Voter

Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid
Barcelona v PSG
Bayern Munich v Porto
Chelsea v Man Citeh
Dortmund v Juventus

Personally, I want to carry on having a league, I do think we need to decide on it we are restarting or changing anything or whatever though.

I don't mind continuing with this league or starting a new league.

We need decisive comments like this:

Azzy votes: continue with this league, no changes
Viva votes: start afresh
Miky votes: start afresh

No dilly dallying, tell us what you want to happen. We'll be stuck in limbo for weeks otherwise.

Azzy votes: continue with this league for one last season, then re-set with a draft league.

I also think we should agree that each league lasts three seasons, so people don't get upset when they build a team for the 4th season and we re-start...

I don't mind either way but because I think most people will vote this way I will too, I vote fresh, Azzy are you staying regardless?

I think you have to seriously weigh up whether there is an appetite for a league at this point.

I vote for a new league.

It's a good point but the only person who I think wasn't sure if he was staying or not was Azzy and it seems like he wants to.

New league but new format

I vote CARRY ON WITH THIS LEAGUE

If we reboot despite no real reason for it, I'm out.

I'll only stay if there are no ja managers here. FL was a warning to us all. But I think we also need to work out how many 606 managers actually want a league - imo a league with 6 is barely worth doing.

You need fresh blood really.

Me, Afro (I think), Soddy, Olly all left. CF finally has a life ban. You have 8 managers at the moment

I just don't know anymore........

There's like at least 10 other people that I regularly see on this website, maybe try asking them if they want to join.  Or ask twist if he wants to come back.

I am happy either way by the way.

I agree with gsc we need some new blood in the league

Let's spam the rugby fantasy league section. I'm sure one of them is a closet Chelsea fan.

Oh damn this had me in stitches!

Just posted in the the rugby gaming section that we're looking for young, fresh, untainted people to join.

Very good of you nadz, doubt they'd lower themselves to fake online managing such an unworthy sport as footy. Rugby is what popular, cool people follow.

At least that's what they think. It's an awful sport and I hate how much media coverage it gets.

Clicked through from the rugby page after nadeem posted there, why did you give CF a life ban?!

He used to be part of the rugby games too, but never seemed to stick around for very long ..

I've read your homepage and the Azzrentice thing a few times, I'm kind of interested in joining but don't think I'll have time for it properly for a couple of weeks

I'll keep an eye on what you have going on, and if you still have a vacancy when I have some more time I might join

Basel is available right now mate and it doesn't take up that much time at all really.

Thanks for letting us know.

However we have just finished a third season so we are trying to organise what happens next at the moment.

I'd be happy to start afresh if there were new managers taking part, with new ideas etc.

Right, everybody needs to get their finger out because it seems like nothing is getting done.

Tomorrow Miky can you make a poll on what we'd like to do, continue or restart.

Azzy I respect your decision that you don't want ja members but where else can we recruit? Your job is to find new managers.

Theres also the fact that Marky doesn't want to restart and I don't want to lose a good manager in him.

I also don't want to lose Marky.
I know Twist is keen to take part again but only if a new league starts up.
Ideally I'd like Marky to remain and a draft done.

Genuinely, most the ja lot are alright it's just a couple which aren't. I'm sure marky would agree. Azzy stop being like the bnp scared of what you don't know

I've been on ja twice and seen first hand the bullying there. You yourself saw it. I don't care how chummy they are with each other, with newcomers they're disgusting and I for one want nothing to do with them. Very happy to step aside if you can get a few of them over - it would be good for the league after all.

Azzy stop being like the bnp scared of what you don't know



Azzy can you find some new managers not from JA.

Fudging hell yesterday there was about 5 people in the elevator including me and someone does a silent but deadly. Everybody was giving each other the dirties it was crazy.

Although I did have a hefty portion of beans yesterday.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal!

Banter like that is what we've been missing nadz

Has anyone else ever had a rimjob? Just wondering what the general consensus is.

And no Viva, I can't. I don't like anyone so I'd be a terrible recruiter. Hence why I've told Trebs if he brings in ja managers, good for the league, and I'll happily step aside. I want what's best for the league. New blood is what we need.

No but I had a girl who wanted to stick her fingers in my bum, I had to say no it's not my style.

I want you to stay Azzy, why can't you get along with people? The league is not the same without the core members.

"girl" "finger"


"no"

Make sure the girl cuts her nails before she penetrates you viva. Wouldn't want her going all Wolverine on your bumhole would we our kid.

On the topic of X Men, who do you lot think has the best power. That speedy guy in Days of future past was OP as hell. Soddy would prob choose Mystique so he can shapeshift into his ex and play with his jubblies.

If you read my comment you'd have seen I declined.

Professor X or Jean, I'd probably go with Pro X because Jean can't control her powers even though she is more powerful than him.

But if you wear that helmet that Magneto wears, pro x power doesn't work. I think spiderman has got the best power.

You'll have to kill Magneto to get that helmet, it's not an everyday object.

*Enter loca corner shop

"Hi Mr Patel, may I please have 1 Magneto helmet please"

It dosen't work like that Nadeem.

Magneto is not that hard to kill viva. Stick him in a place where there are no metals then he's like a fish out of water.

Mind control is the best power, you can do what ever you like when ever you like how ever you like.

Viva - "Hello Mr Glazer, I would like a 10 year contract at Manchester United at £500k a week"

Mr Glazer - "Who the hell are you"

*Viva uses mind control powers

Mr Glazer "Here you go Mr Viva and here's 50 hot babes for you"

*Viva than flies to Turin on the Air Force 1 to meet Andrea Agnelli and buy Paul Pogba for free.

Sorry viva but it doesn't work like that

"Within close range, he can manipulate almost any number of minds for such simple feats. However, he can only take full possession of one other mind at a time, and must strictly be within that person's physical presence."

Viva if you were shacked up with Mystique she could morph into Prof X, go into Cerebro and take over anyone you like. You could have her take over Nadeem and make him shove his fingers up his own backside, just for giggles. Or make Olly into a gimp. Imagine the possibilities.

nadeem2099 wrote:Magneto is not that hard to kill viva. Stick him in a place where there are no metals then he's like a fish out of water.

Firstly even if you lived for a 1000 years you probably wouldn't meet him, if you did how the hell will you get past his army of mutants that would tear you apart limb by limb.

Many greats have been unable to defeat him you mere mortal stand no chance.

The getting him in a place with no metal is probably the first issue. I'd guess he tends to hang around places that have a fair bit of it, or at the very least carry a bag of ball-bearings.

Azzy wrote:Viva if you were shacked up with Mystique she could morph into Prof X, go into Cerebro and take over anyone you like. You could have her take over Nadeem and make him shove his fingers up his own backside, just for giggles. Or make Olly into a gimp. Imagine the possibilities.

I'd make Nadeem and Olly do stuff to each other.

Azzy wrote:Viva if you were shacked up with Mystique she could morph into Prof X, go into Cerebro and take over anyone you like. You could have her take over Nadeem and make him shove his fingers up his own backside, just for giggles. Or make Olly into a gimp. Imagine the possibilities.

I find Mytique sexy in her original form I wouldn't ask her to morph into anyone else, only when we need to do missions and rob billions from the banks so we can invest into Man Utd.

Koba wrote:

Azzy wrote:Viva if you were shacked up with Mystique she could morph into Prof X, go into Cerebro and take over anyone you like. You could have her take over Nadeem and make him shove his fingers up his own backside, just for giggles. Or make Olly into a gimp. Imagine the possibilities.

I'd make Nadeem and Olly do stuff to each other.

Tell Yo Mama jokes to each other until one of us passes out from exhaustion giving the winner the liberty to do anything he wants to the loser?

No consensus on what to do about the league then?

Shall we just continue season 4?

How about we continue with season 4 but at the same time commence with a draft?

I'm okay with that.

But we need a Basel manager for Season 4. Can't run the league without one, unless we drop Basel + 1 more team. Which leaves us with hardly any managers or teams.