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Week 2 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 1st June by midnight

Voter Is Hero & Juventus

Man Citeh v Dortmund
Porto v Chelsea
PSG v Bayern Munich
Real Madrid v Barcelona
Arsenal v Atletico Madrid

Tactics to me by tomorrow midnight peeps.

I have tactics from Manchester City, PSG, Porto and Barca so far.

I'll do mine in lunch hour tomorrow x

No worries mate.

Good morning all!

How are you?

Morning Miky, I'm well how are you?

When will we receive Lawyer offers for Week 2? Need to try and strengthen in a couple of positions before the Foreign Transfer Window shuts next week.

I think it should be sometime today Enigma, but it does depend upon Azzy.

I am so glad tactics are now due tonight. Was out all yesterday at a Progress Wrestling show in Camden Town (at the Electric Ballroom). Gin is not my friend.

Not a cat in hell's chance am I doing lawyers today if Miky is seriously telling me the tactics deadline is tonight. I gave up sax last night because someone said in yesterday's thread that the deadline was midnight last night - if Miky says it's tonight, you can all go fish.

Cool cheers Afro! Did you enjoy your first taste of PROGRESS Wrestling Marky? Always a treat to see Zack Sabre JR amongst some of the regulars. Saw the likes of Roderick Strong were also flown in which is extremely rare!

It wasn't me who suggested last night mate I just agreed to the extension. Plus I only have 4 sets of tactics at the moment.

Well then lawyers are coming at the very earliest Wednesday afternoon.

We can shift the deadline for the TP window out to 9am Tuesday instead if that helps.

Makes some sense given the bank holiday this week and the lawyers being a bit later

I was quite happy to keep the deadline as last night but I wanted to give the extra day as well because of the bank holiday etc. We were speaking about it during yesterday being extended but I do get that not everyone may of been around to see it.

Can I get an honest opinion on my PSG side? I know I have a couple of positions that need strengthening but just curious to see what you guys think to see if I'm in the same place.

I never knew you played the saxophone Azzy!

I do Enigma, but being a married man I only get to play once a month and now that chance has gone. And it's Miky's fault. He owes me a marathon sax session.

The_Enigma wrote:Cool cheers Afro! Did you enjoy your first taste of PROGRESS Wrestling Marky? Always a treat to see Zack Sabre JR amongst some of the regulars. Saw the likes of Roderick Strong were also flown in which is extremely rare!

It was very good, Will Ospreay impressed me but Roderick Strong was my favourite, along with his shítty little boots

Then it was ruined by Jimmy Havoc, threatening to cut Will Ospreay's head off with an axe if his demands weren't met. Ruined because he obviously wasn't going to actually cut his head off. Too unrealistic. Sounds like something Nando would write in WWA

haha! Yeah I'm sure if we went through the archives we would find something like that in WWA! From the small bits and pieces I've seen of Progress, Will Ospreay & Paul Robinson both look like real talents.

Wasn't yesterday the 2nd day of the tournament? I have no idea what the results were so feel free to share

Azzy wrote:I do Enigma, but being a married man I only get to play once a month and now that chance has gone. And it's Miky's fault. He owes me a marathon sax session.

That does show your commitment to the league, turning down your one monthly jamming session, to do your tactics.

I think I would have gone with the chance of a blow and worried about being penalised for late tactics another time.

The_Enigma wrote:haha! Yeah I'm sure if we went through the archives we would find something like that in WWA! From the small bits and pieces I've seen of Progress, Will Ospreay & Paul Robinson both look like real talents.

Wasn't yesterday the 2nd day of the tournament? I have no idea what the results were so feel free to share

Zack Sabre Jr and Will Ospreay were in the final, which Ospreay won. Then Havoc and his friends laid out both men before axe-gate.

Ospreay shocked Roderick Strong in one semi final. Think Zack Sabre Jr beat Marty Scurll in the other semi.

Jinny v Pollyanna was brutal. Most brutal women's match I've ever seen.

I like the way that I get the blame!!

Holymiky wrote:I like the way that I get the blame!!

You're not to blame at all. It was Bank Holiday no one is to blame.

Azzy is a world class idiot for giving up sex so he can get tactics in time Serves you right and stop moaning land get on with it.

I always thought Azzy was a solo musician anyway

Well I've certainly got the blues now. I did the tactics, on time, to the specified and agreed deadline, because I didn't want our new league to kickoff with everyone except me doing tactics. Well you can all sod off tbh, if you're going to change rules mid-season then you may as well all just die right now.

I'm not part of the league, but don't want to be left out. We are trying to promote full inclusivity.

So can I die right now too?

Inclusivity and fairness are boolacks, tosh, hokum. No-one is equal, no-one ever has been nor ever will be. Politicians who say otherwise need stringing up, employers who pretend otherwise should be closed down. Human rights are a load of codswallop too. Die if you like, see if I care.

Fair enough. I might hold fire as it's Roast Beef in the canteen tomorrow lunchtime.

How very English of you. How are the yorkshires normally? Any good? I quite like the ones you get from the Toby. Quick tip: rather than put it on your plate and take up half the room, hold it under the plate with your plate-holding hand, it allows you to get loads more roasties on there.

I do enjoy mock outrage Azzy more when I dont have to deal with it

Can I play Verratti today? Enigma confirmed the deal on Saturday I think.

No, deadline is Friday night I'm pretty sure.

Koba wrote:Can I play Verratti today? Enigma confirmed the deal on Saturday I think.

I confirmed the deal yesterday mate. You can't still play Verratti this week as I already submitted my tactics a few days back before the deal went through. He's all yours from Week 2 Fixture onwards...

So can I play Gundogan who I sold on Saturday?

Yeah.

Azzy wrote:How very English of you. How are the yorkshires normally? Any good? I quite like the ones you get from the Toby. Quick tip: rather than put it on your plate and take up half the room, hold it under the plate with your plate-holding hand, it allows you to get loads more roasties on there.

Its a good canteen and food is top notch. We have a new guy starting in the team tomorrow as well, so seems polite to take him for lunch. I will follow your yorkshire advice, and also pass it on to the new boy, just so he feels part of the team*

*:

Plymouth is a lovely place.

I wouldn't give up sex for pretend football manager.

Fortunately that's hypothetical right?

Fortunately for the ladies of Mancuniashire, yes.

Trebs wrote:
I wouldn't give up sex for pretend football manager.

That's where the saying 'hoe's over bro's' comes from.

Viva cried into his pillow last night alone.

Same here Hero.

Looks like Khedira could be on his way to Juve.

obviously miky. They will need to replace Pogba with someone when he goes to real madrid.

Who's up for a deal? I'm after a striker winger and fb

Turan could go for the right price..

Depends what the right price.

Verratti +?

Not a chance.

So you wouldn't involve Verratti in a deal for Turan at all?