The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by **Galted** Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:14 am

Was in the queue at a Mexican fast food cart on South Bank on Saturday waiting to order a burrito. The two chaps ahead of me turned out to be bumming enthusiasts and launched into a ferocious bout of facial intercourse right before my very eyes. I was so taken aback that I almost ordered a taco by mistake.

The burrito was dreadful, nowhere near Wrap-It-Up quality.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:21 am

You mean FLEETWOOD MAC, and MODEST MOUSE (who the feck are MODEST MOUSE?)

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:33 am

rick_dagless wrote:(who the feck are MODEST MOUSE?)

Yeah, that's what I thought when my daughter asked me to take her (needed to be with an adult to get in). They're in indie band from the States, been around for years, Johnny Marr played with them for a while.

by Rowley Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:44 am

Beautiful summary there Jules. Johnny Marr was on the bill with the Who at Hyde Park the other week. Most enjoyable he was.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:20 am

This is near me - http://www.weyfest.co.uk/

This years headliners - The Waterboys, Level 42, The Christians, Roachford.

Windows would love it....

by kingraf Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:23 am

I got incredibly drunk with a bunch of racist Indians on Saturday, or Friday.

Morning/afternoon/evening (select the applicable in your corner of the world.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:27 am

kingraf wrote:I got incredibly drunk with a bunch of racist Indians on Saturday, or Friday.

Morning/afternoon/evening (select the applicable in your corner of the world.

I got drunk with some Indians in Durban on New Year's eve 1997. Shortly after we were attacked with fireworks by the masses of black people on the beachfront. Got my own back tough, wetted balls of toilet paper are effective weapons when thrown from 10+ storeys.

by kingraf Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:47 am

Sounds like an average weeknight in Durban.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:54 am

Sounds like a typical weekend on the Gold Coast... during Schoolies Week.

All we ever did was collect some old unused palings from a timber fence for the big fire on the beach.

My Lord times have changed.

by **superflyweight** Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:32 pm

Maudlin on here today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:26 pm

Afternoon all, beef baguette and some worcester sauce crisps...

by Rowley Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:00 pm

Ham salad sandwich, did not finish it, got bored about half of the way through.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:11 pm

I was Hank Marvin so pretty much inhaled it from the off, though less than inspirational....

Go troll the kitchen person on the off topic section, it amused me for a minute or so.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:21 am

First you motherf*ckers.

Smashed you all out of the park.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:40 am

Galted wrote:Was in the queue at a Mexican fast food cart on South Bank on Saturday waiting to order a burrito. The two chaps ahead of me turned out to be Sean and his best mate. They launched into a ferocious bout of facial intercourse right before my very eyes. I was so taken aback that I almost ordered a taco by mistake. F*cking bummers.

The burrito was dreadful, nowhere near Wrap-It-Up quality.

I f*cking love Tino. A bloody lot. I really, really love the handsome little bleeder. It hurts that he likes Jules so much more than me.

Jeff is a c*nt. And ugly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:48 am

Rubbish on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:05 am

Fannies.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:47 am

I bloody love you, Jules.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:48 am

I love SerialDAVE as well. That's all that is missing in his life. Some love.

That and some hair.

But it's easier to give him love.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:50 am

I have some level of affection for all of you, actually.

Even Sean and Raf.

And Dolphin. The WRASSLIN loving goon.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:51 am

W*nkers.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:10 am

Fist

Morning Rick

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:14 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Fist

Morning Rick

Morning Shah. Thank f*ck you've arrived. I thought everyone hated me or something.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Fist

Morning Rick

Morning Shah. Thank f*ck you've arrived. I thought everyone hated me or something.

Couldn't stand the uncertainty?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:24 am

Morning Shah...

Looks like you have been losing it Tino...

Fird

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:28 am

rick_dagless wrote:

Looks like you have been losing it Tino...

That's what happens when one is forced to spend so much time alone, RICk.

I must say, it's rather spendid being part of the rIcK and Shah early birds show.

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:31 am

Morning Tina, shah, if you can stick around long enough Tina there may be a quiz later

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:38 am

Beautiful doves on the balcony, but ominous clouds darkening so back to the usual UK weather.

Even Rowley has taken a break from trying to exorcise demons from various electrical appliances to make an appearance.

What a Day

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:45 am

Rowley wrote:Morning Tina, shah, if you can stick around long enough Tina there may be a quiz later

Morning Jeffrey. Did you survive your trip to London? See any obese, ugly b*stards shouting at poor people?

I'm be around for a couple of hours so get cracking.

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:51 am

London was good Tina, had some time to do proper tourist stuff. Went to the imperial war museum, which was brilliant and a bond exhibition at the film museum.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:59 am

Rowley wrote:London was good Tina, had some time to do proper tourist stuff. Went to the imperial war museum, which was brilliant and a bond exhibition at the film museum.

Aye, the IWM is excellent. There is another one out near me in a place called Duxford. It's an IWM as well.

It's where the Memphis Belle is kept.

I took the kids there last summer and some dear old chap was showing us how to strip and clean a WWII rifle. Quality day out that was.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:21 am

Morning all.

Been up the Peak Tino? What about the Temple of 10000 Buddhas? The large Buddha on Lantau Island, via ferry? Are you staying in Kowloon? Or Tsim Sha Tsui?

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:32 am

Morning. On topic I am using my freedom well by restarting Band of Brothers. Currahee on Sunday, Day of Days last night. Must admit I really like Currahee despite the lack of action. Ross plays his part well.

On other matters my ankle / foot is the size of Toppy's. Fecking rogue insect bite.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:37 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.

Been up the Peak Tino? What about the Temple of 10000 Buddhas? The large Buddha on Lantau Island, via ferry? Are you staying in Kowloon? Or Tsim Sha Tsui?

I have been up the Peak, Jules. I went up there on Sunday in fact. Got the ferry over and nearly gassed myself with engine fumes by sitting on the lower deck. I haven't been to Lantau this trip as I haven't had time but I have been before. Great place.

I am staying in TST but working in Lai Chi Kok which makes me laugh everytime the recorded voice on the MTR says "the next station is Lai Chi Kok". She said Kok!

None of the locals find it funny though. Miserable bunch.

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:56 am

Today’s quiz thinks Oliver Stone is a tool

1)      1) What date did Lee Harvey Oswald kill JFK
2)     2) What floor of the book depository did Oswald shoot from
3)     3) Name of the other two people shot by Oswald on the day of the assassination
4)     4) Name either Oswald’s wife or mother
5)     5) What was the name of the hospital both JFK and Oswald were taken to
6)     6) JFK became only the second US president buried in Arlington cemetery, who was the first
7) How many people were on the main body of the Warren Commission
8) Which future president was one of them

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:08 am

6. Lincoln
8. Bush Snr

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:09 am

No to both Sean.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:16 am

Sorry Jeff. I don't know a single answer without random guessing or cheating.

Both of these options are beneath me so I'm going to have to regret on this quiz.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:19 am

1) 1963 late in the year - possibly October/November

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:21 am

Near enough Rick 23 November 1963

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:28 am

Ill take it Jeff

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:32 am

I should know most of these as a bit of a Kennedy assassination nut but my memory is shot to pieces after 9 straight days of drinking.

2) 6th
3) Officer Tippit
4) Marina
5) Parkland Memorial
8) Gerald Ford

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:39 am

I bloody love you superfly. All correct.

Have you read Vincent Bugliosi's Reclaiming History? About a third of the way through, absolutely brilliant book. Big old read though.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:37 am

I love you too jeff!

I haven't but will have a look for it. Have read a couple of the conspiracy books and one of them (can't remember the name) is pretty persuasive that Oswald didn't act alone and that he didn't kill Tippit.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:44 am

superflyweight wrote:I love you too jeff!

I haven't but will have a look for it. Have read a couple of the conspiracy books and one of them (can't remember the name) is pretty persuasive that Oswald didn't act alone and that he didn't kill Tippit.

F*cking hell, has ONEBALL hacked your account?

by **superflyweight** Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:46 am

Yes. Oswald didn't act alone and then his ghost destroyed the twin towers on instruction from George Bush

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:47 am

Costner proved it...

by Rowley Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:57 am

The Bugliosi book is basically a rebuttal of all the major conspiracy theories, he splits it into two parts. The first is a timeline of the events on the day, the second is picking apart the various major conspiracy theories. Have only read the first part thus far, but the introduction gives a decent indication of the contempt he holds for the conspiracy theories so looking forward to him going after them.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:02 am

Rowley wrote:The Bugliosi book is basically a rebuttal of all the major conspiracy theories, he splits it into two parts. The first is a timeline of the events on the day, the second is picking apart the various major conspiracy theories. Have only read the first part thus far, but the introduction gives a decent indication of the contempt he holds for the conspiracy theories so looking forward to him going after them.

I'm hoping that Ronson book will be ready when I get home, Jeff. You've given it the big build up.

And on that note, I'm finished for the day. Have a lovely afternoon all and I'll be back on here talking to myself at one in the morning.

I'm off to eat something either very fishy, very alive or very slimey. Possibly all three of those at the same time.

I bloody love you, Jeff. Don't ever forget that. In any of your dark moments, just remember that Tino bloody loves you.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:The Bugliosi book is basically a rebuttal of all the major conspiracy theories, he splits it into two parts. The first is a timeline of the events on the day, the second is picking apart the various major conspiracy theories. Have only read the first part thus far, but the introduction gives a decent indication of the contempt he holds for the conspiracy theories so looking forward to him going after them.

I'm hoping that Ronson book will be ready when I get home, Jeff.

Uptown Funk was good.

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