The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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5. Civic

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:The Bugliosi book is basically a rebuttal of all the major conspiracy theories, he splits it into two parts. The first is a timeline of the events on the day, the second is picking apart the various major conspiracy theories. Have only read the first part thus far, but the introduction gives a decent indication of the contempt he holds for the conspiracy theories so looking forward to him going after them.

I'm hoping that Ronson book will be ready when I get home, Jeff.

Uptown Funk was good.

The book does what it says on the tin

Rowley wrote:The Bugliosi book is basically a rebuttal of all the major conspiracy theories, he splits it into two parts. The first is a timeline of the events on the day, the second is picking apart the various major conspiracy theories. Have only read the first part thus far, but the introduction gives a decent indication of the contempt he holds for the conspiracy theories so looking forward to him going after them.

Of course the lack of conspiracy is just a theory in itself.

super wrote:Of course the lack of conspiracy is just a theory in itself.

Or is it...

(yes)

Will leave this to the legal minds on here, far too confusing a debate for me.

By the way, thanks.

I was gone for two weeks and not one note of interest or concern linking me to dead celebrities.

Anyone seen Adam?

Union wrote:Anyone seen Adam?

I do hope he wasn't a migrant on a freight train...

Adam D wrote:By the way, thanks.

I was gone for two weeks and not one note of interest or concern linking me to dead celebrities.

Are you my missus? She's fecked off

Why Sean, anything in specific?

Suspect it was the latent homosexuality that did for her in the end.

Big barney on friday night where I finally gave full barrels back. Had a 4 page email today which offered an alternate reason. Something to do with alligned goals and motivation. One of those weekends, had a call from my Dad's missus at 7am on Saturday. He is deteriorating now and had popped a rib whilst struggling to breathe the niht before.

Things will probably work out ok though. My mate's parents have a flat above their triple garage which they want to rent out to someone they know. Good temporary solution till I find out what happens after redundancy. Had some good times in that flat. Several handjobs and one boneing in there (with girls).

Something to do with aligned goals and motivation. ..and a refusal to read anything longer than a couple of sentences without getting bored by whatever the f**k she's banging on about this week.
Scant consolation but I've been there myself and look at me now, I stab working girls to death. You could be like me Sean but with the added enthusiasm for being bummed.

superflyweight wrote:Suspect it was the latent homosexuality that did for her in the end.  

I was trying to be sensitive. Obviously I could have come up with myriad reasons but thought I'd be a bit more understanding.

There are far worse things happening in the world to people. And it'll also provide scope for more made up stories to be regaled on the culture cup.

Tina has been in China a week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33405199

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Tino wrote: I bloody love you, Jeff. Don't ever forget that. In any of your dark moments, just remember that Tino bloody loves you.

and then:

Rowley wrote:Tina has been in China a week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33405199

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Well f*ck you, Jeff.  To think you used to be in my top 3 posters at one point.  Now you're not even my favourite poster from Yorkshire.

Moron.

First, by the way.

Forgot to add that to my previous post.

Arthropod watch never stops.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3152595/Get-ready-squirm-Monster-redheaded-centipede-capable-catching-BAT-fangs-discovered-park-Texas.html

Fist. Morning Rick

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Arthropod watch never stops.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3152595/Get-ready-squirm-Monster-redheaded-centipede-capable-catching-BAT-fangs-discovered-park-Texas.html

Liv0726, NJ, United States, 6 hours ago
I understand some bugs are important to the important to the environment but what the heck is the purpose of centipede. They make me so angry they're so disgusting what is the point why are you here



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ShahenshahG wrote:Fist. Morning Rick

Morning Shah. I love beINg RiCK. I cAn scaTTER my POsTs with RandoM CApiTalS.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Arthropod watch never stops.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3152595/Get-ready-squirm-Monster-redheaded-centipede-capable-catching-BAT-fangs-discovered-park-Texas.html

Liv0726, NJ, United States, 6 hours ago
I understand some bugs are important to the important to the environment but what the heck is the purpose of centipede. They make me so angry they're so disgusting what is the point why are you here



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The purpose of them is to give me a halfy.

Morning Shah... How you diddling mate?

Still bored Tino? That arthropod can feck right off, by the looks of it you should some off arthropod watch and onto sean watch...

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah... How you diddling mate?

Still bored Tino?  That arthropod can feck right off, by the looks of it you should some off arthropod watch and onto sean watch...

I am bloody bored, RiCK.

For some reason, there is no-one around on here to talk to until 06:30 ish You bunch of lazy b*stards.

I even posted on the basketball section, that's how bad it's got.

No excuse from the Antipodes, TLD should pull his finger out to be honest...

If only that pomadee person was around with their crazy kitchen talk.

rick_dagless wrote:No excuse from the Antipodes, TLD should pull his finger out to be honest...

If only that pomadee person was around with their crazy kitchen talk.

Yeah, I a little hurt by the Dog. He could have kept me company.

I'm afraid I must have missed 'pomadee'.

Morning Ricko. Bored as f*ck and getting sniggered at by social outcasts who wonder if I ever go home, same joke 15 times a day.

Tino wrote:Yeah, I a little hurt by the Dog. He could have kept me company.

I'm afraid I must have missed 'pomadee'.

Must be busy designing pools, pomadee was a delight with their spam url's, could have kept you busy for a couple of minutes I suspect...

Shah wrote:Morning Ricko. Bored as f*ck and getting sniggered at by social outcasts who wonder if I ever go home, same joke 15 times a day.

Ah yes I know the ones, though work is normally preferable to their existence of a sparklings evenings conversation with the various inflatable ladyfriends they invariably have around their mothers basements where they reside. You should call their bluff one time and invite them out to actual society and make a documentary.

Drumming up business at my expense

Ugh, I always forget how stupid people are, and then you get stuck in a meeting room with a stone cold atrocity of a man trying to explain something, that without crayons and sock puppets you just simply have no chance of conveying...

Has Tino legged it to hang out with his new basketball buddies?

He posted on the football section......

seanmichaels wrote:He posted on the football section......

I was only looking for someone to talk to. Dolphin was up but he blanked me.

C*nt.

So I see sean, his zinger of an insight

"Alright, Ziggler?"

Is a fantastic contribution to the football board

Morning

Tino wrote:I was only looking for someone to talk to. Dolphin was up but he blanked me.

C*nt.

For Dolphin it was probably like one of those moments when you see one of your work colleagues in a bar when you are out with your actual mates.

rick_dagless wrote:So I see sean, his zinger of an insight

"Alright, Ziggler?"

Is a fantastic contribution to the football board

Morning

It's about as interesting as anything else posted about that cretinous game.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I was only looking for someone to talk to. Dolphin was up but he blanked me.

C*nt.

For Dolphin it was probably like one of those moments when you see one of your work colleagues in a bar when you are out with your actual mates.

I'm done with him RIck. You only get one chance with me.

He is dead to me now.

Tino wrote:I'm done with him RIck. You only get one chance with me.

He is dead to me now.

Have a word with DAVE, he can be actually dead to you as well...

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I'm done with him RIck. You only get one chance with me.

He is dead to me now.

Have a word with DAVE, he can be actually dead to you as well...

Serial has a gammy foot doesn't he?

I'm not sure he will be able to catch anyone.

I wish Galted was here. I need some info on hook up sites with East European women...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I'm done with him RIck. You only get one chance with me.

He is dead to me now.

Have a word with DAVE, he can be actually dead to you as well...

Serial has a gammy foot doesn't he?

I'm not sure he will be able to catch anyone.

My foot is gammy. If i could I would post a picture of my foot that I took last night. Not only am I missing 2 toes, it is so swollen I now have folds around the ankle like babies have. Looks like a pigs trotter....

Is a mosquito an anthropod? C**ting bast@rd.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I'm done with him RIck. You only get one chance with me.

He is dead to me now.

Have a word with DAVE, he can be actually dead to you as well...

Serial has a gammy foot doesn't he?

I'm not sure he will be able to catch anyone.

My foot is gammy. If i could I would post a picture of my foot that I took last night. Not only am I missing 2 toes, it is so swollen I now have folds around the ankle like babies have. Looks like a pigs trotter....

If it's any consolation Seany, some b*starding Asian thing has bitten me on the back and the back of my right arm. I have about 6 in a row going down my back and then one more on the back of my right bicep.

C*nting things are itching like mad.

Sounds like bed bugs if you have them in a row?

So, Ashes predictions?

I am going to go 2-2.

Cardiff - Draw
Lord's - Aus
Edgbaston - Eng
Trent Bridge - Eng
Oval - Aus

seanmichaels wrote:Sounds like bed bugs if you have them in a row?

Bed bugs? What sort of f*cking place do you think I stay in? For the love of God, Seany.

Unfortunately I think the Aussies might nick it 1-2. I just think they look more likely to consistently take 20 wickets.

It will be tight either way though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I'm done with him RIck. You only get one chance with me.

He is dead to me now.

Have a word with DAVE, he can be actually dead to you as well...

Serial has a gammy foot doesn't he?

I'm not sure he will be able to catch anyone.

My foot is gammy. If i could I would post a picture of my foot that I took last night. Not only am I missing 2 toes, it is so swollen I now have folds around the ankle like babies have. Looks like a pigs trotter....

If it's any consolation Seany, some b*starding Asian thing has bitten me on the back and the back of my right arm.  I have about 6 in a row going down my back and then one more on the back of my right bicep.

C*nting things are itching like mad.

Was it Shah starting his IS inspired cull? I've got one of those big padded boot things to wear for another five weeks. May have to have a screw put in my foot. Happy days.....

I almost sliced the top of my thumb off last week chopping carrots whilst drunk. Shah is most certainly to blame.

seanmichaels wrote:Sounds like bed bugs if you have them in a row?

Almost certainly bed bugs sean. Spot on. In your hotel bed as we speak Tino. Sleeping with the bed bugs. They are arthropods, so this must be some sort of dream come true for you.

I am jealous. It is a longtime since anything has been anywhere near to chewing my hampton.