Music Cup 2015 Round 4: Cats & Dogs

by **Hero** Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:22 pm

First topic message reminder :

Roll up, roll up!

It's Round 4 of the Music Cup and this week the animals are in town, yes it's songs/artists that have an animal in. As always choose your three favorites for the list (yes three you thickos!).

Next round is... Eyes & Ears!
Send me your 3 nominations via PM of songs/artists that have a body part included.

Results & the next round will be next Friday.

Overall standings

Name	Total Points
Compelling & Rich	25
Adam D	20
Stella	20
Mind the Windows Tino	20
Rick Dagless	18
Hero	11
Trussman66	11
CJB	11
SeanMichaels	9
Dancingweeman	8
Rowley	8
Superflyweight	8
Davie	7
Samo	7
Hibbz	6
JuliusHMarx	4
Trebs	4
Dave667	3
Bob_the_Job	2
Hammersmith Harrier	1
Galted	0
Andy_14clark	0

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:28 pm

Firstly are you sure she can fit a whole haggis up there and second how the f*ck do you know

by **Galted** Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:53 pm

Hero wrote:Seems a large number of people have used the choice for the next round to pick songs involving genitalia.

Not me, even though it gave me the opportunity to nominate the excellent Sunday Stripper by C0ck Sparrer.

The body part in my choice is a bum. I was going to say "I went for bum" but I was afraid shah would read it and show the usual shah tolerance for bum matters which makes ISIS look like the Dutch government.

by **Hero** Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:51 am

Currently waiting on Truss & Dave667's nominations for next round.
At present I reckon Compelling once again will have a strong showing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:05 am

Hero wrote:Currently waiting on Truss & Dave667's nominations for next round.

TRUSS will be too busy feeling the pump to send his nominations in. I'll do it for him. He will have 'Chip on My Shoulder' by the cast of Legally Blonde (Adam's second favourite film).

by **seanmichaels** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:07 am

Can I have my second choice hero? Think it will do better.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:08 am

Where is DAVE? No deaths of street walkers have been reported in ages around my neck of the woods...

by **Hero** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:09 am

I didn't get Dave's nomination last time round either so perhaps the fuzz have finally caught up with him?

by **Hero** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:Can I have my second choice hero? Think it will do better.

It's a better choice, but it doesn't actually have a body part in either the title or artist.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:23 am

Hero wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Can I have my second choice hero? Think it will do better.

It's a better choice, but it doesn't actually have a body part in either the title or artist.

Colloquially it does.

by **Hero** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:28 am

Does it not need an end on it?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:35 am

I am not sure?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:04 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bell

by **seanmichaels** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:06 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bell

3. 

bell

The head of the male organ

I've got a big purple bell

by Charlie December 30, 2002

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:22 pm

Why not just stick to Little Willy by The Sweet?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:24 pm

My Ding a ling - Chuck Berry

by **superflyweight** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:32 pm

or Shaft by Issac Hayes

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:34 pm

Ding dong the witch is dead - The Munchkins

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:41 pm

Tinkywinky Up Your Ears - Joe Orton
(I'm anticipating Tino's next culture cup)

by Rowley Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:48 pm

But forgetting to anticipate the swear filter.

by Trebs Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:19 pm

Rowley wrote:But forgetting to anticipate the swear filter.

Luckily the artist of my song thought about that issue Smile

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:26 pm

Rowley wrote:But forgetting to anticipate the swear filter.

I pricked my thumb on a rose.
Hmmm - the past tense is OK, but the present tense is not. What a load of Poopie.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bell

3. 

bell

The head of the male organ

I've got a big purple bell

by Charlie December 30, 2002

That was a dark day for you, wasn't it sean?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:32 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bell

3. 

bell

The head of the male organ

I've got a big purple bell

by Charlie December 30, 2002

That was a dark day for you, wasn't it sean?

Once he went black he could never go back. Because the mans p*nis kept him pinned to the ground

by **Hero** Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:59 am

And the results are...

Rick_Dagless gets the full 10 points thanks to Dave Grohl's 'Monkey Wrench' narrowly pipping Samo's choice of The Animals 'House of the Rising Sun'. I've seen Foo Fighters 3 times myself and I think Dave himself would agree that's a bit of a travesty!

Tina is 'Jamaican me crazy' with his choice of Buffalo Soldier that comes in third and I get 4th place with my hipster choice of the Eels.
Davie picks what was possibly my fave of the round with the B52's Rock Lobster and is tied for 5th place with DancingWeeMan and Hammersmith Harrier.
Rounding off this week are Adam, CLB and current leader Compelling who has a poor round brought on by his choice of Elton's 'Crocodile Rock'. Questions have to be asked over that choice.

Scores after Round 4

Well it's packed at the top tighter than a Hungarian train heading to Germany with a 3way of Tino, C&R + Dick_Ragless, Adam is hanging around just behind like a bad smell whilst Stella's dropped slightly off the pace after a no-scoring round. I've gained a little ground and stand 10 points behind the leader, Samo as well is starting to gain ground. At the bottom Galted stands defiant in his HiTecs refusing to buckle to picking popular songs in a popularity test.

Name	Score
Compelling & Rich	28
Mind the Windows Tino	28
Rick_Dagless	28
Adam D	23
Stella	20
Hero	18
Samo	16
CJB	14
DancingWeeMan	14
Davie	13
Trussman66	11
SeanMichaels	9
Rowley	8
Superflyweight	8
Hammersmith Harrier	7
Hibbz	6
JuliusHMarx	4
Trebs	4
Dave667	3
Bob_the_Job	2
Galted	0
Andy_14Clark	0

Next round is....Cigarettes & Alcohol, any song or musical artist in which an alcoholic drink or drug is involved in the title. You know the drill btw.

PS: I'm making the executive decision that the song 'Cigarettes & Alcohol' by Oasis is banned from the round, jeez I'm not spoonfeeding you a choice!

by **Galted** Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:25 am

Sod you hero, my choices are popular with me.

by **Hero** Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:29 am

Not that popular, you don't even vote for yourself.

by **Galted** Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:53 am

Lol out loud.

by **Hero** Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:55 am

Laugh out loud out loud?

by **Galted** Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:58 am

No, just out loud.

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:00 pm

Don't vote for your own Galted, having self respect is more important than having actual points.

by **Hero** Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:02 pm

He says 'Lol out loud', his self respect got up and left many years ago.

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:15 pm

He also wears Hi Tecs on his feet. The thing you have to understand with Galted though is he is so rakishly charming and erudite he has to do the odd bell endish thing to level the playing field for the rest of us.

by **Galted** Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:20 pm

Rowley wrote:Don't vote for your own Galted, having self respect is more important than having actual points.

Thanks, Jeff. I'm determined not to let Hero's ignorance compromise my day.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:25 pm

Hero wrote:He says 'Lol out loud', his self respect got up and left many years ago.

'Lol out loud' is a culture cup in-joke Hero. Galted made good use of it.
Don't worry G-man, I've got your back.

by **Hero** Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Hero wrote:He says 'Lol out loud', his self respect got up and left many years ago.

'Lol out loud' is a culture cup in-joke Hero. Galted made good use of it.
Don't worry G-man, I've got your back.

Well I take my mocking back then, I've been played by the player.

by **Galted** Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:39 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Hero wrote:He says 'Lol out loud', his self respect got up and left many years ago.

'Lol out loud' is a culture cup in-joke Hero. Galted made good use of it.
Don't worry G-man, I've got your back.

That's why I love you, Julius.

by **Galted** Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:02 pm

Hero wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Hero wrote:He says 'Lol out loud', his self respect got up and left many years ago.

'Lol out loud' is a culture cup in-joke Hero. Galted made good use of it.
Don't worry G-man, I've got your back.

Well I take my mocking back then, I've been played by the player.

That's why you're "hero" and not "superhero".

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