The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

Oh good, there'll be another CC, I'm been starting to worry whether I might have to run an Uncultured Cup to keep people busy.

Springsteen - Streets of Philly

As it has been displaced, number 2 was BRUCE springsteen.

Connection was Strictly Come Dancing. Thought it was lenny from motorhead....

So the connection is Lenny Bruce.

Morning all.

You're looking handsome today, Tino.

Galted wrote:Morning all.

You're looking handsome today, Tino.

Thanks flower.

You're looking debonair but with a definite hint of ruggedness.

P**fters

ShahenshahG wrote:P**fters

We are just secure in our sexuality.

You massive terrorist.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Morning all.

You're looking handsome today, Tino.

Thanks flower.

You're looking debonair but with a definite hint of ruggedness.  

That would be the Gore-Tex.

I am intrigued as to what Tina looks like, tried to stalk him online, but he has a very small digital footprint. Did have some fascinating insights to share as to what we can expect in the precious metals markets though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:P**fters

We are just secure in our sexuality.

You massive terrorist.  

Eunuchs you mean?

Rowley wrote:I am intrigued as to what Tina looks like, tried to stalk him online, but he has a very small digital footprint. Did have some fascinating insights to share as to what we can expect in the precious metals markets though.

I wasn't lying, I don't have C*ckbook, Twitter, Friends Reunited. None of that sh*t. I'm pretty much off the grid, Jeff. Black ops style.

I appreciate that now Tina, but did think being a City Boy you would have a linkedin profile but you're harder to find than a believable sexual anecdote by Sean.

Rowley wrote:I appreciate that now Tina, but did think being a City Boy you would have a linkedin profile but you're harder to find than a believable sexual anecdote by Sean.

I'm the only person in the whole office who doesn't have one. Black ops, Jeff. Black ops.

Have you added precious metals to your investment portfolio on the back of my insight? You can stick your redundancy cash in them. I'll give you some private advice for a small percentage of future profits.

I could go onto the Admin panel and get Tino's private e-mail address. Pretty sure I could track him down from that.

Can't be @rsed though, to be honest.

The insights were from 2011 so not too sure how relevant they are. I can't participate in the exploitation of the third world anyway, my conscious does not allow it. Flooding the country with barely qualified migrants is more than enough bad karma I already have to carry around.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I could go onto the Admin panel and get Tino's private e-mail address. Pretty sure I could track him down from that.

Can't be @rsed though, to be honest.

Alternatively I could just send you his name and address, can't be arsed though, to be honest.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I could go onto the Admin panel and get Tino's private e-mail address. Pretty sure I could track him down from that.

Can't be @rsed though, to be honest.

That will give you my name, but you still won't find me on Nerdbook or any other such thing. Jeff has my private email address but can't find anything worth knowing.

I'm off the grid, Jules. SAS sh*t. I sleep with one eye open at all times.

Did anyone ever try to track down IlG?

He really has gone dark Jules, trott at his Athlete stalking best would struggle to pin him down.

Just back from Summer Bay. Had to drop some more docs off at the barefoot accountant on the Peninsula. By coincidence, I got a call by an old mate (former junior Aust. Heavyweight champ at about 18 or 19?) who wanted me to fix some mess he'd gotten himself into. He had decided to do a bit of building work without council permission and someone had complained about it. He reckons he only cleaned up the inside of an existing dwelling and painted inside... only spruced things up. Thankfully he got someone else to handle things with the council. Phew!

We were just sitting there talking about life, the finals and women when a very casually dressed Andrew "Joey" Johns ambles past our table looking very relaxed indeed... hands in pockets. He has that charming, boyish, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth look about him. Pretty cool.

Seany, you'd love the young girl at the accountant's. The way she said "Thank You"... smiling from ear to ear with some nice ample jugs. Sort of like it made her day... and mine too! Like a scene from Home & Away. In a nearby coffee shop some hippy girl with fancy beads around her neck had written a poem up on a wall about "goodbye winter" and "hello summer"... but sort of forgot to mention the "spring" bit in all her excitement.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm off the grid, Jules

Apart from when you're at home, at the address that Jeff knows.

I'd like to go to summer bay. I can see myself with an Australian girl. When I was in Sydney casino one girl was all over me, said I looked like Chris Martin off of Coldplay. I was with my uni bird at the time though

To be honest I no longer know his address. He did PM it me an age ago but I have subsequently deleted it, nothing personal but my inbox got full, people used to PM me when I had a green badge.

where is galted?

seanmichaels wrote:I'd like to go to summer bay. I can see myself with an Australian girl. When I was in Sydney casino one girl was all over me, said I looked like Chris Martin off of Coldplay. I was with my uni bird at the time though

When I went to Australia I sh@gged both Minogue sisters, together. GOSPEL.

Jeff: Ray Winstone with a luxurious beard
Jules: Already on record as looking like Andre Iniesta
Sean: Mr Klopp
Superfly: A smaller version of Big Jim Hamilton
RicK: Zammo from Grange Hill
Shah: Either Hook Hand Hamza or Inzimam Ul Haq.  I can't decide
Dolphin: That midget chap that used to be on Top Gear.  But Ziggler is taller
Adam: A massive fat head.  Like from that U2 video from ages ago that had the big headed people dancing in the background
Raf: Rihanna
Alistair: Need to get to know him a bit more.
Galted: I think we all know what he looks like
Loaded Dog: Alf Stewart

Rowley wrote:To be honest I no longer know his address. He did PM it me an age ago but I have subsequently deleted it, nothing personal but my inbox got full, people used to PM me when I had a green badge.

Search for him on LinkedIn Jeff. That's the sort of thing those city-boys love - "Hey everyone, look at my CV. Check out my bonus", that sort of nonsense that gives this country a bad name.

I'll take that Tina, more favourable than the all too frequent Peter Kay comparisons I used to get.

Already done it Jules, honestly it's like you don't read my posts sometimes.

More Al Pacino than Alfie, Tino.

Tino: little mo

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino: little mo

Who?

Or do you mean Mo Ali? If so, you're way off. I don't have a beard.

Scores on the doors are up!

Think I have won the moral victory of picking the filthiest song title in the next round.

Rowley wrote:I'll take that Tina, more favourable than the all too frequent Peter Kay comparisons I used to get.

Already done it Jules, honestly it's like you don't read my posts sometimes.

Actually I did read that one, but my brain is like a sieve.

I'll take Richard Hammond, both in the warped image Tina gives me when he pretends to talk to us all at home, and I reckon I'd have him in a fight. 

Just done my registration day for my teaching degree. Lot of attractive women in their early 20s. Surprised Sean hasn't trained to be a teacher, prime meat for him here.

Rihanna? I'll have you know that I haven't shaved in so long I nearly have a fully formed moustache

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Just done my registration day for my teaching degree. Lot of attractive women in their early 20s. Surprised Sean hasn't trained to be a teacher, prime meat for him here.

I registered for a PGCE. Chose not to it take up. 4th biggest mistake behind not revising for a-levels, leaving chemical engineering course at leeds uni and getting so drunk at a party I snogged some random bird instead of an absolute filthmeister with massive cans I had just started seeing.

Raf looks like Abel Xavier.....

seanmichaels wrote:Raf looks like Abel Xavier.....

Funny enough I don't actually get many celebrity doppelganger comparisons, when my face is taut. Unfortunately, when I'm a little chubby (which is half the year, really) it's generally this guy.


Probably NSFW

The angry kiwi was having a rant about the Syrian invasion earlier and I couldn't help but point out that he's in effect a refugee from a third-world country. He's been sulking ever since. I just offered him two delicious fierce cinnamon Hot Tamales to make amends and he told me to f*ck off.

Sh*t on here.

So this is what this thread is like when Raf gets involved

Just the 3 pints of peroni at lunch. i am lashed......

my colleague (who had 2 glasses of rose) is now singing Islands in the stream in the office. he is a bloke

Sometimes I wonder whether you might be a David Brent parody account that people took seriously and now you don't know how to stop the joke. Sometimes.

Dolphin. Do you reckon Kingrafs obsession with all sport and his various fitness anecdotes are a cover to hide that he is in fact - Rikishi

He doesn't have the rhythm. King Kong Bundy I could believe

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Sometimes I wonder whether you might be a David Brent parody account that people took seriously and now you don't know how to stop the joke. Sometimes.

If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, most would be glad to take each, his own, home again, rather than take a portion out of the common stock.