The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:45 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:33 pm

That shouldn't really go together rick.....

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:33 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:unclebob?

unclebob wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am expecting big things from Berdych this week. I've always felt he had the game for the slams but he has matured into the allround athlete this last 12 months.
Yeah, but his kit was absurd in R1.

PS He has zero chance of winning this.

Assuming this Berdych chap is still in the tournament then surely he has a greater than zero chance of winning?

This 'unclebob' chap seems like a complete c*nt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:34 pm

It's fusion sean, thinking outside the box, and being late to dinner and having feck all left.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:35 pm

Tino wrote:This 'unclebob' chap seems like a complete c*nt.

We could go for some good old fashioned "Friday Fun" trolling of unclebob...

Be like the old 606 days!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:37 pm

And you'd be planning to do that in my section, would you rick?

by **superflyweight** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:37 pm

Tina wasn't around back then Rick - he won't know what you're talking about. He's definitely not McLusky who was much funnier than him and didn't buy all his clothes in Next.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:38 pm

Errrm...

No we could lure him over to the offtopic section by saying the Berdych is over there saying things about his mum and staring at his bird, and then ambush him with frivolity and top bantz...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:39 pm

superflyweight wrote:Tina wasn't around back then Rick - he won't know what you're talking about. He's definitely not McLusky who was much funnier than him and didn't buy all his clothes in Next.

I don't buy all my clothes in Next. Just work jumpers.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:39 pm

supes wrote:Tina wasn't around back then Rick - he won't know what you're talking about. He's definitely not McLusky who was much funnier than him and didn't buy all his clothes in Next.

Halcyon days indeed...

by Rowley Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:40 pm

How can we troll on a forum that has the weightlifting section. We are fully self satirising already.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:43 pm

Rowley wrote:How can we troll on a forum that has the weightlifting section. We are fully self satarising already.

I love going on there periodically. TRUSS called me a w*nker last time I trolled them.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:45 pm

Rowley wrote:How can we troll on a forum that has the wrestling section. We are fully self satirising already.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:47 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:How can we troll on a forum that has the wrestling section. We are fully self satirising already.

Woah woah woah, get your own house in order first. There were near death threats in the tennis section on a thread about some Aussie lad being a bit rude!

by Rowley Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:How can we troll on a forum that has the weightlifting section. We are fully self satarising already.

I love going on there periodically. TRUSS called me a w*nker last time I trolled them.

How dare he, that is very much our job.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:05 pm

I was wondering early how long 2 people could have an irrelevant discussion between themselves on a thread before causing a kerfuffle. For example Jeff and window's discuzzing Jazz on the England WC Squad thread. That would be funny. May be better on mumsnet though now i have mentioned it on here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:discuzzing Jazz

Imprezzive.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:19 pm

Dunno what happened there. This last 6 weeks or so is gonna be manic so I need to be excused the odd fo-par.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:39 pm

Just spent the last 5 minutes editing a thread about Gwent Dragons and turning from silly insults to Rick Astley lyrics.

My work for today is done.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:18 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I presume the follow up to Straight Outta Compton is going to be Straight Outta Culture?

I missed that earlier

by kingraf Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:59 am

FIst.

Cricket sixes this weekend. Will hopefully be able to convince Damien Martyn to take a selfie with me.

Morning

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:18 am

Sicond.

Morning Raf - how ya diddling?

I see the refugee thread got locked overnight - it was worth it just to call HH an @bumhole and a pr1ck.

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:19 am

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

Morning Raf - how ya diddling?

I see the refugee thread got locked overnight - it was worth it just to call HH an @rsehole and a pr1ck.

by kingraf Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:23 am

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

Morning Raf - how ya diddling?

I see the refugee thread got locked overnight - it was worth it just to call HH an @bumhole and a pr1ck.

I'm well thanks and yourself? Went to the ballet to watch a (female) friend perform last night. My girlfriend heard about it, and she's not happy.

I was just surprised the Fugee thread lasted as long as it did. I can not understand why anybody would be so opposed to a Wycleff Jean concert

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:29 am

I'm good Raf - the weekend is almost upon us and I have Monday off.

If she's not happy now wait until she finds out about the matching jet skis and ACTION NETBALL.

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:35 am

Morning all.

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:36 am

Morning Jeff. See any murdered 'ladies of the night' on your way into work today?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:39 am

Gutentag

Turd

Morning lads hope all is well, just a couple more hours then another 7 hours in the evening before a weekend spent in bed. Can't wait.

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:42 am

I'm not at work yet. I am on redundancy notice, do you genuinely believe I go in early?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:42 am

I guess Jeff is the Turd. Somehow i'm not as upset as I ought to be

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:20 am

Morning.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:24 am

kingraf wrote:FIst.

Cricket sixes this weekend. Will hopefully be able to convince Damien Martyn to take a selfie with me.

Morning

Can you tell him he's my all time favourite player.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:25 am

Rowley wrote:I'm not at work yet. I am on redundancy notice, do you genuinely believe I go in early?

I am actually the busiest I have ever been.........

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:28 am

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:FIst.

Cricket sixes this weekend. Will hopefully be able to convince Damien Martyn to take a selfie with me.

Morning

Can you tell him he's my all time favourite player.

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by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:FIst.

Cricket sixes this weekend. Will hopefully be able to convince Damien Martyn to take a selfie with me.

Morning

Can you tell him he's my all time favourite player.

Beautiful, elegant player. The antithesis of that Irish bloke who captains England.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:33 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:FIst.

Cricket sixes this weekend. Will hopefully be able to convince Damien Martyn to take a selfie with me.

Morning

Can you tell him he's my all time favourite player.

Beautiful, elegant player. The antithesis of that Irish bloke who captains England.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:38 am

Good looking chap as well.....

Spoiler:

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:48 am

Nonces in the rugby section reported their own posts because I edited them. Still worth it https://www.606v2.com/t60328p100-gwent-dragons-2015-16-thread#3130152

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:49 am

New round in the music cup today. Come on Tina, you can win this one. I see a victory for you as a victory for the CC. We need this, raf is back, Alistair has dumped us, the refugee thread and by dint Superfly's opportunity to insult people has gone as has Shah's ability to post anything other than references to Sean getting bummed.

We need this.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:50 am

Showbiz:

1. It's easy living in a bubble, No complication or trouble, But it's hard to have responsibility, And judging by you, a personality.

2. Ain't no angel gonna greet me. It's just you and I my friend. My clothes don't fit me no more, I walked a thousand miles Just to slip this skin.

3. It's five and I'm driving home again. It's hard to believe that it's my last time. The man on the wireless cries again "It's over, it's over"

4. Does he wash up? He never wash up. Does he clean up?No, he never cleans up. Does he brush up? He never brushed up

5. I am the game and I make the rules. So move on out here and die like a fool. Try to figure out what my moods gonna be. Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:50 am

And good morning.

Been trying to work out how to announce my arrival with the number Colin Firth but I can't say if that sounds like third, fourth or fifth.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:51 am

Well number 4 is Alesha Dixon, possibly called the boy does nothing.

Number 5 is The Game by Motörhead and Sean knows why I know that.

by Adam D Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:52 am

3. Dancing with tears in my eyes by Ultravox

by Adam D Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:53 am

Are Lemmy, Midge Ure and Alesha Dixon winners of Strictly come dancing?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:53 am

Rowley wrote:New round in the music cup today. Come on Tina, you can win this one. I see a victory for you as a victory for the CC. We need this, raf is back, Alistair has dumped us, the refugee thread and by dint Superfly's opportunity to insult people has gone as has Shah's ability to post anything other than references to Sean getting bummed.

We need this.

I'll do my best. I'm doing alright in the round that is still up there.

I haven't even picked a Keane song yet....

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:54 am

1 is Cut some Rug by the Bluetones

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:56 am

Adam DAV wrote:Are Lemmy, Midge Ure and Alesha Dixon winners of Strictly come dancing?

I think they were judges

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:56 am

I've tried to do my bit Tina, I have picked choices that will not attract votes that would otherwise go to you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:00 am

Rowley wrote:I've tried to do my bit Tina, I have picked choices that will not attract votes that would otherwise go to you.

Your support has been noted, Jeff.

When the Culture Cup III kicks off, these things won't be forgotten.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:01 am

seanmichaels wrote:Showbiz:

1. It's easy living in a bubble, No complication or trouble, But it's hard to have responsibility, And judging by you, a personality. Jeff - Cut some Rug

2. Ain't no angel gonna greet me. It's just you and I my friend. My clothes don't fit me no more, I walked a thousand miles Just to slip this skin.

3. It's five and I'm driving home again. It's hard to believe that it's my last time. The man on the wireless cries again "It's over, it's over" Chairman Mao - Dancing with tears in my eyes

4. Does he wash up? He never wash up. Does he clean up?No, he never cleans up. Does he brush up? He never brushed up Godolphin - Alesha Dixon

5. I am the game and I make the rules. So move on out here and die like a fool. Try to figure out what my moods gonna be. Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me? Godolphin - Motorhead (Lenny).......

by Rowley Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:01 am

I can't take too much credit, much as I have tried Galted has shamed my efforts in that respect.

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