The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 1:45 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:12 am

Hero wrote:That's Karl Pilkington-esque with added self loathing.

Hero, I saw on a different thread that you're a northerner.

I view you in an entirely different light now. A more positive light, I should add.

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:14 am

He is still a wrestling fan Tina so don't go over the top. A northern wrestling fan is still a wrestling fan.

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:15 am

How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:15 am

Rowley wrote:He is still a wrestling fan Tina so don't go over the top. A northern wrestling fan is still a wrestling fan.

Good point.

As you were, Hero.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:15 am

I recently found out that Eorl Crabtree is the nephew of the late great Shirley Crabtree. Wrestling and norveners combined.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:16 am

Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

No Alistair. No it doesn't.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:16 am

Rowley wrote:He is still a wrestling fan Tina so don't go over the top. A northern wrestling fan is still a wrestling fan.

Still, it's probably enough to go above me on Jeff's list.

by **Galted** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:16 am

superflyweight wrote:Novocastrian was the chap - comic genius.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F18917702?thread=7790903&skip=0&show=50

What I'd suggest it take x1 Pepperami Firestick and x1 bag of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch.

Next thread the Pepperami through the holes in the Monster Munch, thereby creating a kind Pepperami and Monster Munch Firey Hot Kebab on a Skewer.

I did this around a month ago on a Sunday afternoon when badly hungover and it represented, without doubt, the lowest point of my life so far.

I've also considered pushing those Burger Bite crisps you sometimes get from Supermarkets through the centre of Onion Ring crisps, so make a kind of Savoury Saturn style combined crisp - but that's just a pipe dream at the moment.

Was it Smith's who used to charge you more for adding salt to your own plain crisps?

It was Smiths and by God was it thrilling to add your own salt. Before that people seldom has the opportunity to put salt on potatos.

That is good, I particularly like the "so far".

It's almost in the same category as Tino's "fistful of willy" thread.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:16 am

Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

Graeme Swann sounds northern on TMS. I believe he was schooled in Northampton despite claiming Geordie heritage.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:17 am

Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

by **Hero** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:19 am

I'm from Cheshire which is one of the most Southern counties in the North, Staffordshire is underneath and that's Midlands territory.
Dolphin will attest to the fact I do have a very Northern accent though (amongst other things).

by **Hero** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

West Ham isn't in the West.

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:21 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

No Alistair. No it doesn't.

I have relatives in Bradford.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:22 am

Hero wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

West Ham isn't in the West.

West Ham isn't called West Hampton.

by **Hero** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:22 am

Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

No Alistair. No it doesn't.

I have relatives in Bradford.

My condolences.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:24 am

Galted wrote:

It's almost in the same category as Tino's "fistful of willy" thread.

What a thread that was. That was produced entirely in your honour as well. As I made clear in the OP.

Halcyon days.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:24 am

Geographically I am more Northern than Windows and Jeff. I also don't really consider a scouser (which windows is) to be northern. They are kind of an Irsh/Gypsy/Scottish hybrid.

by **Hero** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:25 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Hero wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

West Ham isn't in the West.

West Ham isn't called West Hampton.

Southampton is certainly South, they reached the sea and couldn't go any further so that qualifies as South. Northampton though is just pish poor, like they gave up.

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:25 am

Hero wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

No Alistair. No it doesn't.

I have relatives in Bradford.

My condolences.

We don't converse.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:26 am

seanmichaels wrote:Geographically I am more Northern than Windows and Jeff.

The fact you have to continually keep telling us that you were born in Yorkshire highlights what a soft headed southern pansy you are.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:27 am

Hero wrote:
Dolphin will attest to the fact I do have a very Northern accent though (amongst other things).

A tiny c*ck?

by **Galted** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Alistair wrote:How north is northern? Does Northampton count?

out loud

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Geographically I am more Northern than Windows and Jeff.

The fact you have to continually keep telling us that you were born in Yorkshire highlights what a soft headed southern pansy you are.

Proud of my heritage. May get a white rose tattoo like him off of Arctic Monkeys.

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:38 am

Anyone who is insecure enough to need to try and establish their northernness is clearly not northern.

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:40 am

Sh*thouses.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:40 am

Rowley wrote:Anyone who is insecure enough to need to try and establish their northernness is clearly not northern.

Why do you lot wear flat caps and tweed jackets then?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:41 am

Rowley wrote:Anyone who is insecure enough to need to try and establish their northernness is clearly not northern.

I bloody love you, Jeff.

Even with the film/music snobbery, the ridiculous m*n-bag thing, the Radox baths and the jazz. Even with all that, I bloody love you.

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Anyone who is insecure enough to need to try and establish their northernness is clearly not northern.

Why do you lot wear flat caps and tweed jackets then?

Our choice of clothes is a glass house you're going to throw stones in?

by **Hero** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:47 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Anyone who is insecure enough to need to try and establish their northernness is clearly not northern.

Why do you lot wear flat caps and tweed jackets then?

Auditioning for Mumford & Sons.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

Windows loves Mumford & Sons. And Keane.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:49 am

seanmichaels wrote:Windows loves Mumford & Sons. And Keane.

Velvet shoes.

That is all I am going to say.

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:49 am

Tech by Tumi. That is all

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:51 am

Can you get away with Hi-Tec's if you're wearing North Face clothing?

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:54 am

No, Alistair only Galted can get away with Hi Tecs and that is only on special dispensation. Nobody else should go near them, ever.

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:56 am

I just wanted to check, i'm sure i have a Galted type person in my office and i wanted to be sure i was suitably judging him.

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Anyone who is insecure enough to need to try and establish their northernness is clearly not northern.

I bloody love you, Jeff.

Even with the film/music snobbery, the ridiculous m*n-bag thing, the Radox baths and the jazz. Even with all that, I bloody love you.

Cheers Tina. Finding it increasingly difficult to listen to jazz. Had it on in the car the other day and TSMR threw a huge strop. Have not risked it since that incident.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:01 am

Alistair wrote:I just wanted to check, i'm sure i have a Galted type person in my office and i wanted to be sure i was suitably judging him.

Are you a bald Kiwi by any chance?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:03 am

Sombody at work challenged me to go up behind a random work person, and whisper "just because I know your internet search history, doesn't mean I think any less of you" and then walk away slowly...

If this inspires anyone, let me know the results...

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:I just wanted to check, i'm sure i have a Galted type person in my office and i wanted to be sure i was suitably judging him.

Are you a bald Kiwi by any chance?

No.

I wouldn't panic as my last few searches have been...

Mein Kampf
Tech by Tumi
Clint Eastwood
606v2
Facebook

Perfectly reasonable.

by **Galted** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:08 am

You may be interested or not be at all bothered to know that I recently chucked my Hi-Tecs as they never recovered from my walk through the sea off Corfu. Not sure if I'm going to buy another pair but, if I was to, do I need to renew my Hi-tec licence to retain forum membership or is it ongoing? Or was it a one-off as I'd bought the rugged yet offensive footwear before Culture Cup rules on outdoorwear were made clear?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:09 am

The first 2 would be fairly easy to derive a negative judgement to be fair Alistair...

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:10 am

I have read Mein Kampf, heavy old going.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:12 am

Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:I just wanted to check, i'm sure i have a Galted type person in my office and i wanted to be sure i was suitably judging him.

Are you a bald Kiwi by any chance?

No.

I wouldn't panic as my last few searches have been...

Mein Kampf
Tech by Tumi
Clint Eastwood
606v2
Facebook

Perfectly reasonable.

My home internet would invariably look like this -

Girls in see through leggings
Venomous spiders
Insect fights
German Goo Girls
Scolependra gigantea
False widow spiders
Amateur Allure
Insect fights
porntube
celebrity blowjob
Snakes of the world

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:12 am

So it became your struggle Jeff?

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:13 am

Very good Rick

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:13 am

Rowley wrote:I have read Mein Kampf, heavy old going.

I read it when i was younger. If the Warren Commission doesn't turn up any time soon i might order this.

Did you ever read anything on the Third Reich?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:20 am

Hmm, I can see puns on the horizon...

by **superflyweight** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:I just wanted to check, i'm sure i have a Galted type person in my office and i wanted to be sure i was suitably judging him.

Are you a bald Kiwi by any chance?

No.

I wouldn't panic as my last few searches have been...

Mein Kampf
Tech by Tumi
Clint Eastwood
606v2
Facebook

Perfectly reasonable.

My home internet would invariably look like this -

Girls in see through leggings
Venomous spiders
Insect fights
German Goo Girls
Scolependra gigantea
False widow spiders
Trussman real identity
Amateur Allure
Insect fights
Next home shopping
porntube
celebrity blowjob
Snakes of the world
Self-Defence for vulnerable dads

You missed some

by **seanmichaels** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:25 am

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, I can see puns on the horizon...

It is goering to happen.

by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 11:27 am

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:I have read Mein Kampf, heavy old going.

I read it when i was younger. If the Warren Commission doesn't turn up any time soon i might order this.

Did you ever read anything on the Third Reich?

I've read quite a bit on it. The best books I ever read was a trilogy by Richard Evans, the rise of the third Reich, the third reich in power and the third reich at war. Big old books and heavy going but brilliant. Ian Kershaw's biographies on Hitler are brilliant as well, but as the name suggests focus more on him than the Third Reich

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