The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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5. Stop.

Although he doesn't appear on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Rotherham

Quite a cast from Rotherham, Jeff. You're in good company.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Was going to watch it this weekend Sean, didn't in the end.

Wasn't planning on seeing it, and didn't.

I wasn't planning on watching Whiplash but I did. I wish that there was a thread where we could discuss the latest films we've seen and rate them using the TSOCA. I would've given Whiplash 3.114

Still reckon Daphne could take him.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Although he doesn't appear on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Rotherham

Quite a cast from Rotherham, Jeff.  You're in good company.

I went to school with Dave Seaman's niece. She used to go out with a mate of mine.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Although he doesn't appear on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Rotherham

Quite a cast from Rotherham, Jeff.  You're in good company.

I went to school with Dave Seaman's niece. She used to go out with a mate of mine.

Did Sean sleep with her?

No, she was way of his league, and he would have run into the tricky problem that she actually existed.

My mother in law used to work as a cleaner in a hotel often frequented by footballers when playing in the North West, she said Seaman made a right mess of his bed sheets.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

So Tina, any thoughts on Hugh Jackman?

It wasn't a pun on his name! He genuinely left the room in a right mess.

Morning.

Had a brief catch up, made it to page 5. Jackman would be a woeful Bond. I'd rather Lazenby had another bash.

Hope you're all well, especially Tino, can't imagine getting chinned by an embryo is much fun.

She was also there when Utd signed Ronaldo and he stayed in the hotel for the first couple of weeks, he turned up initially with little more than a bag of clothes and within a couple of days had wardrobes full of designer gear.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

So Tina, any thoughts on Hugh Jackman?

Yes, actually.

He is a rude, obnoxious show off with no respect for other people in his proximity. He also wears sunglasses, indoors. At night. AT F*CKING NIGHT. What a complete c*nt.

I f*cking hate that man.

Narcissistic bell end.

Sunglasses indoors really is unacceptable. When TSMR and I go to the boozer in the summer if I am wearing them as we sit outside I take them off when I go indoors to get another drink, there is simply no excuse to do otherwise, unless you're Stevie Wonder, but he is a genius so can pretty much do what he wants. Jackman is not.

Why does Stevie Wonder get all the attention when it comes to indoor sunglasses wearing references, when Ray Charles was also blind?

Found an old Oasis album in the car - Don't believe the truth. Bloody awful. Just wiki'd it and it was critically acclaimed as a return to for. Only 2 half decent tracks on it.

Not just indoors. At night! Nighttime. It was dark outside.

Unbelievable.

Alistair wrote:Why does Stevie Wonder get all the attention when it comes to indoor sunglasses wearing references, when Ray Charles was also blind?

Ray Charles is dead, as such his indoor sunglasses wearing activities have really tailed off over recent years.

Rowley wrote:Sunglasses indoors really is unacceptable. When TSMR and I go to the boozer in the summer if I am wearing them as we sit outside I take them off when I go indoors to get another drink, there is simply no excuse to do otherwise, unless you're Stevie Wonder, but he is a genius so can pretty much do what he wants. Jackman is not.

I sometimes where them in the shop near the cricket club.

seanmichaels wrote:Found an old Oasis album in the car - Don't believe the truth. Bloody awful. Just wiki'd it and it was critically acclaimed as a return to for. Only 2 half decent tracks on it.

2 half decent tracks, about par for the course then.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:Sunglasses indoors really is unacceptable. When TSMR and I go to the boozer in the summer if I am wearing them as we sit outside I take them off when I go indoors to get another drink, there is simply no excuse to do otherwise, unless you're Stevie Wonder, but he is a genius so can pretty much do what he wants. Jackman is not.

I sometimes where them in the shop near the cricket club.

Disappointing.

I haven't been well this morning so I should be excused. 4th aspirin and 2 packs of frazzles seem to have done the trick. And a poo.

And what the f*ck was he doing out with the proletariat.  He certainly wasn't flying cattle class.  1st I assume.  Or business at worst.  

Why come out there to have your conversation?  C*nt.

Moronic, self obsessed cretin.  You massive Australian c*ckwomble.

F*cking ball bag.

We had the joys of a Britain First/EDL march in Rotherham this weekend, not realy a fan of arming the police, but I could make an exception when they are in town, providing the police on duty all have serious anger issues.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Why does Stevie Wonder get all the attention when it comes to indoor sunglasses wearing references, when Ray Charles was also blind?

Ray Charles is dead, as such his indoor sunglasses wearing activities have really tailed off over recent years.

I see, thanks for clarifying.

Has any thought been given to who should be next in line when Stevie passes?

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Why does Stevie Wonder get all the attention when it comes to indoor sunglasses wearing references, when Ray Charles was also blind?

Ray Charles is dead, as such his indoor sunglasses wearing activities have really tailed off over recent years.

I see, thanks for clarifying.

Has any thought been given to who should be next in line when Stevie passes?

Hugh Jackman

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Why does Stevie Wonder get all the attention when it comes to indoor sunglasses wearing references, when Ray Charles was also blind?

Ray Charles is dead, as such his indoor sunglasses wearing activities have really tailed off over recent years.

I see, thanks for clarifying.

Has any thought been given to who should be next in line when Stevie passes?

Hugh Jackman

Has he no sight?

Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says "Would you like a drink?" "I think not" he replies, and disappears.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says "Would you like a drink?" "I think not" he replies, and disappears.

This post is as much to point out that I understood the joke as to say "terrific, Julius".

You'd wonder why he walked into the bar in the first place though if he didn't require a drink.

Perhaps he wanted to use the bathroom?

He may have hoped they did food?

Though, Julius states 'he disappears'. This doesn't necessarily mean he left.

Perhaps he spontaneously combusted? Or was performing a magic trick?

Alistair wrote:Though, Julius states 'he disappears'. This doesn't necessarily mean he left.

Perhaps he spontaneously combusted? Or was performing a magic trick?

Spontaneous human combustion is much like a seagull in that it doesn't exist.

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:Though, Julius states 'he disappears'. This doesn't necessarily mean he left.

Perhaps he spontaneously combusted? Or was performing a magic trick?

Spontaneous human combustion is much like a seagull in that it doesn't exist.

Google begs to differ?

http://io9.com/5855700/10-cases-of-spontaneous-human-combustion

Could a seagull spontaneously combust?

He could if he thinks not.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Could a seagull spontaneously combust?

If you feed them Bicarbonate of Soda, allegedly.

I wonder what indigestion relief tablets Descartes favours?

Adam D wrote:I wonder what indigestion relief tablets Descartes favours?

Rennie?

Alistair wrote:

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:Though, Julius states 'he disappears'. This doesn't necessarily mean he left.

Perhaps he spontaneously combusted? Or was performing a magic trick?

Spontaneous human combustion is much like a seagull in that it doesn't exist.

Google begs to differ?

http://io9.com/5855700/10-cases-of-spontaneous-human-combustion

Nope, Esther Inglis-Arkell begs to differ with her article consisting of unsubstantiated b0llocks. I'm starting to wonder whether I was a bit hasty when I allowed you to be my fifth-best chum.

You should have read the JFK thread before bestowing such an honour on him Galted, Alistair is a sucker for ill considered theories.

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:Though, Julius states 'he disappears'. This doesn't necessarily mean he left.

Perhaps he spontaneously combusted? Or was performing a magic trick?

Spontaneous human combustion is much like a seagull in that it doesn't exist.

Google begs to differ?

http://io9.com/5855700/10-cases-of-spontaneous-human-combustion

Nope, Esther Inglis-Arkell begs to differ with her article consisting of unsubstantiated b0llocks. I'm starting to wonder whether I was a bit hasty when I allowed you to be my fifth-best chum.

Well....

Esther Inglis-Arkell is a senior reporter at io9, writing science pieces and occasional rants about how movies should be more to her taste.

Judging from the 'Last Film Watched' thread, it would seem Esther is either Rowley or Tino.

Alistair.

Quick question for you.

How would you pronounce 'Rowley'?

Good question Tina, where is Rick today by the way

Phonetically?

Rowley wrote:Good question Tina, where is Rick today by the way

Good question Jeff.

I have no idea.

Alistair wrote:Phonetically?

Row as in Danny Dyer: "you wanna row with me you caaaannt"

or

Row as in what Steve Redgrave used to do.

Saw a sign in the Morrisons yesterday for an evening with Danny Dyer at some place in Donny.

Rowley wrote:Saw a sign in the Morrisons yesterday for an evening with Danny Dyer at some place in Donny.

I bloody love you, Jeff.