The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

morning mate, all well?

All good in the hood though my temper is fraying. Nearly put my fist through the radio this morning. Brexit and Syria - two self inflicted/caused problems that would have been alright if they hadn't decided to poke the retards with a stick. Will stick to listening to gangsta rap until my temper cools. Hows things with you?

Strangely I have been getting back into my early 90's rap at the moment mate, maybe it is the zeitgeist. Either that or seeing Method Man on Luke Cage.

Barring that all good, just analysing whether I want/need to change jobs in the middle of this re-structure or ride it out, and barring that looking forward to the weekend.

Amazon prime recommendations did it for you as well then? They may be tax dodging b*stards ...but they do it in style. I would suggest you ride it out until they get bummed by brexit then hold your phone to your ear and say  "Monsieur Juncker, eet eez accompleeshed". I would hold on just for that.

Well, I am not in the worst position either way luckily, so will see what this other company say and if we both like the cut of each others jibs then who knows.

Hopefully just rick'rolled noorstaat though so that's a win.

Nadeem might have tipped him off the daft sod.

@rse...

The best laid plans of mice and men aft gan aglay and all that mate.

Wonder where folk are this morning.

I'll edit it but methinks it's a little too late and he's seen it by now

Nae worries nadeem, I am sure there will be more opportunities, just with the pure stupidity on show.

Is anyone processing nadeem's application?

We are rudderless, so no.

I'm gonna be forever stuck in limbo regarding that application.

Also are we having another sheep competition this year? I want to take that sheep badge away from MIG.

We were concerned that desperation might lead us to induct coxy so we suspended the process. It's the only reason Nadeem hasn't been banished to Scunthorpe.

Just received a call from a lady concerned that one of our medicines is no longer UK supplied - I think we've sold it off a few years back but I fobbed her off to the Indian call centre attendant upstairs. That'll teach her

Great customer service there shah.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1960684/its-selling-for-what-top-ebay-bid-for-this-new-5-currently-stand-at-65000-and-its-still-going-up/

Next time you lot get a new fiver have a look at the serial number. It could go for alot.

Cheese on toast. 3 pieces (one crust). Cheddar cheese on all 3 pieces. Brown sauce on one (the crust), mustard on another one. Plain cheese on the remaining slice.

A banana.

A cup of coffee.

7.854/10.

What appeared to be a day old beef and mustard sarnie, salt and vinegar crisps. 4/10

Afternoon Tino, how was the motherland?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Cheese on toast.  3 pieces (one crust).  Cheddar cheese on all 3 pieces.  Brown sauce on one (the crust), mustard on another one.  Plain cheese on the remaining slice.

A banana.

A cup of coffee.

7.854/10.

Probably a decaff like the bitch that you are.

Duck wrap with chips and coleslaw, one bottle of Caribbean Crush, 7/10

rick_dagless wrote:

Afternoon Tino, how was the motherland?

Aside from the result, it was excellent. Got absolutely battered on Saturday. Drank from about mid-day then throughout the game, then batted on through the night. I woke up in my hotel room in the morning, fully clothed (including shoes) in bed with no recollection of getting back there. Carried on socially drinking on the Sunday in Runcorn as well. Didn't make it to Northwich I'm afraid.

Went in some right dodgy strip bar in Manchester after the match. I had a dance from what was politely described as a 'plus size' dancer. She was a bonny lass. Had one of those bellies on the front that overhang the genital area (imagine Jeff without his clothes on for reference).

Good night though. How I laughed on Monday as all my mates went off to work with sore heads.

Sounds like a good one mate, I am back in the 'wich next Saturday, it is for my mothers 60th so I fear the likelihood of an overweight lap dance is minimal, but you never know!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Afternoon Tino, how was the motherland?

Aside from the result, it was excellent.  Got absolutely battered on Saturday.  Drank from about mid-day then throughout the game, then batted on through the night.  I woke up in my hotel room in the morning, fully clothed (including shoes) in bed with no recollection of getting back there.  Carried on socially drinking on the Sunday in Runcorn as well.  Didn't make it to Northwich I'm afraid.

Went in some right dodgy strip bar in Manchester after the match.  I had a dance from what was politely described as a 'plus size' dancer.  She was a bonny lass.  Had one of those bellies on the front that overhang the genital area (imagine Jeff without his clothes on for reference).

Good night though.  How I laughed on Monday as all my mates went off to work with sore heads.

Believe it's known as a "GUNT"

Afternoon all, bored rigid. Have just got into work and am stuck here for eight f*cking hours. I may have to go kill someone!

rick_dagless wrote:Sounds like a good one mate, I am back in the 'wich next Saturday, it is for my mothers 60th so I fear the likelihood of an overweight lap dance is minimal, but you never know!

Happy birthday Mrs Dagless! What are you getting the old dear?

DAVE667 wrote:Believe it's known as a "GUNT"

l*l.

She had an enormous gunt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Sounds like a good one mate, I am back in the 'wich next Saturday, it is for my mothers 60th so I fear the likelihood of an overweight lap dance is minimal, but you never know!

Happy birthday Mrs Dagless!  What are you getting the old dear?

She wants a bronze of a horse, so that, and a cake. Not so much a strangers gunt however.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Afternoon Tino, how was the motherland?

Aside from the result, it was excellent.  Got absolutely battered on Saturday.  Drank from about mid-day then throughout the game, then batted on through the night.  I woke up in my hotel room in the morning, fully clothed (including shoes) in bed with no recollection of getting back there.  Carried on socially drinking on the Sunday in Runcorn as well.  Didn't make it to Northwich I'm afraid.

Went in some right dodgy strip bar in Manchester after the match.  I had a dance from what was politely described as a 'plus size' dancer.  She was a bonny lass.  Had one of those bellies on the front that overhang the genital area (imagine Jeff without his clothes on for reference).

Good night though.  How I laughed on Monday as all my mates went off to work with sore heads.

Believe it's known as a "GUNT"

Afternoon all, bored rigid. Have just got into work and am stuck here for eight f*cking hours. I may have to go kill someone!

Gash Under Nine Tummies?

Got U Neutered Today?

Get Us New Titties?

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Sounds like a good one mate, I am back in the 'wich next Saturday, it is for my mothers 60th so I fear the likelihood of an overweight lap dance is minimal, but you never know!

Happy birthday Mrs Dagless!  What are you getting the old dear?

She wants a bronze of a horse, so that, and a cake.  Not so much a strangers gunt however.

Life size?

'tis an amalgamation of gut and C**T and is the bit between them both

Got U Now, Trump!

rick_dagless wrote:'tis an amalgamation of gut and C**T and is the bit between them both

Always thought it was more like cankles (can't tell where calf ends and ankle begins)

I guess that as you are never going to need to explain it in official circles, both ways work.

Canteen has just installed one of those street cooking kiosks and have handed out free pasta with vegetables and chicken tikki ( bacon for everyone else - carbonara I think it's called). I wish I hadn't eaten that duck now, I'd have more room for this pasta.

10/10

Guzzle Under Navel Tissue

Gagged Under Nonce Tuition - Sean at school.

Gargantuan udder, normal titties

Give Up, Not Titillating

A fat stripper's diary

Greggs, Undress, Nap, Turkey.

Golly! Unbelievable norks, Tina.

Got Uppies, Need Tramadol

Gone Under, Now Trapped!

Glanced Underneath, Now Traumatized!

Gonorrhoea Unpleasant Need Treatment

Gasping under needless topweight

Girl Unveils Neo Tophat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-37628608

Giant Unilever Needles Tesco.

Galted's Underpants Now Transparent

Get Up Now, Tw*ts

Morning Cuppers.

you've been waiting all night to use that haven't you?

Morning mate ,how is Friday looking?