The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

His mother just killed his entire life by putting that sh*t up on international news. Poor sod will never live it down

Been thinking of Galted a lot recently. Falling leaves and watching The Stranger Things. Would still do Ryder.

Ryder is Galted's. Leave her alone. There is little left of the CC as it is without crossing those lines.

Galted is probably wondering why his bum is burning at the moment. Will most likely blame it on the curried chicken wrap.

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Rise and Shine

All good in the hood Randy Rowley and Remote Rick?

ShahenshahG wrote:Gutentag Notches

Rise and Shine

All good in the hood Randy Rowley and Remote Rick?

Fist yesterday, forgotten today - Jilted Jules

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Gutentag Notches

Rise and Shine

All good in the hood Randy Rowley and Remote Rick?

Fist yesterday, forgotten today - Jilted Jules

It happens to me every other day - Sidelined Shah

Good morning gentlemen, are we all well?

Chicken and rocket salad
Flame Grill Steak McCoys
Packet of fruit gums
500ml Pepsi Max

7.58/10

Let yourself down with the Pepsi Max supes, but solid lunch....

My wife made me switch to the zero sugar drinks a few years back as I probably drink an above average amount of fizzy drinks (making up for the fact that I don't drink tea or coffee). I now prefer them and can't drink anything with sugar in it.

At least it wasn't a mocktail.

True, f***ing mocktail...

I am the opposite, drink a lot of tea, coffee, and dairy, but rarely drink fizzy drinks.

Apart from lager...

Rowley wrote:Ryder is Galted's. Leave her alone. There is little left of the CC as it is without crossing those lines.

Thank you so much, Jeff, though of course you'd be more than welcome to share her if I was in possession.

I have a question to ask, as you are quite a tolerant-minded and wise person: is it ok to hate gypsies?  I was recently in Saint Petersburg seeing Galtova's extended family in their natural habitat and was very aggressively pickpocketed by at least 3 of the c*nts on the metro (gypos, not Galtova's extended family).  I've been left feeling very unsure and genocidal.

I think it's probably safer ground to just hate Russians generally Galted, at worst you'll just look like someone who never moved on from the Cold War, or a Sting fan.

Cheers, that's just the sort of sound advice I was after.

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Morning Rambo Rowley, Renegade Rick and Jealous Julius

morning mate you well?

Not bad, You?

Fair to middling mate, busy day ahead methinks but not long left in this role so cool in le pool.

Been turgid on here recently.

Tabloid Dave has abandoned us because he is a sissy and a racist, your timings are off and I've had a few days off. However, it endures and thats all we can ask when we have only a skeleton crew operating.

Fair enough, has DAVE been banned again?

Probably, either that or he's joined the queue to audition for page 3, not understanding that shaved p*ssy isn't what he thought it was.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Ryder is Galted's. Leave her alone. There is little left of the CC as it is without crossing those lines.

Thank you so much, Jeff, though of course you'd be more than welcome to share her if I was in possession.

I have a question to ask, as you are quite a tolerant-minded and wise person: is it ok to hate gypsies?  I was recently in Saint Petersburg seeing Galtova's extended family in their natural habitat and was very aggressively pickpocketed by at least 3 of the c*nts on the metro (gypos, not Galtova's extended family).  I've been left feeling very unsure and genocidal.

Ray Mears would carry his valuables in a bum bag.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Ryder is Galted's. Leave her alone. There is little left of the CC as it is without crossing those lines.

Thank you so much, Jeff, though of course you'd be more than welcome to share her if I was in possession.

I have a question to ask, as you are quite a tolerant-minded and wise person: is it ok to hate gypsies?  I was recently in Saint Petersburg seeing Galtova's extended family in their natural habitat and was very aggressively pickpocketed by at least 3 of the c*nts on the metro (gypos, not Galtova's extended family).  I've been left feeling very unsure and genocidal.

Ray Mears would carry his valuables in a bum bag.  

Sean's been trying to convince him of that for years.

Morning all. The Culture Cup lives on!

I think the CC is just taking it a day at a time, no sign of remission just yet.

Ham baguette, pint of milk (semi-skimmed as they had no proper stuff)

7/10

Shah takes semi-skimmed milk in his mock White Russians.

Too strong for a mocktail is greentop.

Sh*t on here today.

superflyweight wrote:Shah takes semi-skimmed milk in his mock White Russians.  

This coming from the guy who was lamenting the lack of bud lite in his local. And diet coke is the worst infraction any man can commit save drinking 0 fat milk.

I hate Diet Coke with an absolute passion. Bud Lite is one of the few drinks on the planet that's worse than Bud.

You drink Pepsi which just a diet coke with clothes on.

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Morning Rampant Rick and Juvenile Julius

Morning mate how goes the south today?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/02/woman-seriously-burned-after-fart-catches-fire-during-surgery/

Pretty cheery actually, suns out behind the wispy clouds so we're getting that pale sunlight falling on the riot of autumn colours. Very pleasant on the eye. What about oop north?

Similar to be fair, this time of year is my favourite though getting to work when it is dark and getting home when it is dark, is not good.

You attending any pagan fire rituals this weekend? All the pretty explosions must be right up your street.

Yeah, I love it but local one has been cancelled - council can't afford it. So will try and take the kids the nearest one. How about you, have you got a gay or two to immolate?

We have indeed, up at the local rugby club, though I mainly go for the pie and peas, which is the tradition in these here parts, trouble is, it is generally covered in sprog, but if I can avoid them it usually ends up a good do.

With any luck it wont p155 it down like usual.

It seems that an extreme michaelsing is now known as a daglessing.

With rick, dagmore is dagless.

Happy Friday Notches

Happy Friday to you too, Shah.

What does the day have in store for you?

Work rest back to work then mate treating me to a night out oop north probably so expect to see a headline "two p*kis found dead outside Tabloid Dave's House of Entrails". What about you?

Off to watch a friend of mine in a play tonight, then pagan festival tomorrow.

Where in the North are you going to? Do any of us need to be aware?

I've no idea, he said its a surprise and he's a northerner, he doesn't quite grasp that the north may be beautiful but that beauty can't be seen at night. Peaceful night so breathe easy.

Good morning all. In the unlikely event your friend chooses to show you the sights of Rotherham shah, try and avoid the temptation to nonce any kids up. It's bad for the towns reputation.

So it is probably a night out in Derby then Shah?

Morning Jeff, at least the probability of him being involved in a far right march is minimal.

Noncery is not my preferred perversion, enslavement of a little bit fat but comely big t*tted milfs is - the itty bitty t!tty committee holds no sway with me. If TSMR even vaguely matches that description lock her up more securely than you usually do.