The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:51 am

First topic message reminder :

I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 8:43 am

What play is your 'friend' in rick? You can't tease us with some actual culture, then not provide the details.

by Rowley Fri 04 Nov 2016, 8:52 am

I'm going to the theatre again this Thursday. I am Mr Culture.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 8:54 am

What are you going to see Geoffrey? You can't tease us with some actual culture, then not provide the details.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 9:15 am

Morning judicial jules. Rowley is going to see the northern version of the 'Prince and the Pauper' it's called the 'Pauper and the Pauper'.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 9:31 am

It is this one Jules

http://www.keighleynews.co.uk/leisure/leisure_features/14799236.Bradford_after_the_apocalypse_in_new_play_North_Country/

My Friend is the one in the chequered shirt stood on the left.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 9:41 am

Your mate is the bizarrely named Philip Duguid-McQuillan. Easy to find on F***book no doubt, and from there it's just a quick browse through his friends so that Tino can find you and stalk you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 9:45 am

That is indeed his name.

Seen him in quite a few plays, worth a watch, I will provide a full theatrical review on Monday.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 10:22 am

rick_dagless wrote:That is indeed his name.

Seen him in quite a few plays, worth a watch, I will provide a full theatrical review on Monday.

Along the lines of Dorothy Parker's "Guido Natso is natso guido" you could write "Duguid did guid".

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 10:31 am

For you, Jules, of course...

by **superflyweight** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 10:44 am

Perhaps an obvious question but would Bradford necessarily be made worse by an apocalyptic plague?

Another office night out tonight and again some of the trainees have made a smashing effort.

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by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 11:02 am

It may have already happened, supes, no-one knows.

excellent work (nice GIF) I mainly work with hippocrockapigs, hopefully the new place will be different.

by **superflyweight** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 11:04 am

You got something new lined up?

I'm not often bothered by celebrity deaths but the world is definitely a worse place without Rik Mayall?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 11:09 am

Yeah, moving on up as they say, plus there is a re-org happening here, and sinking ships and all that, so just legging it like a big wuss.

Agreed about Rik, felt similar when Ronnie Barker died too.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 11:57 am

Shame DAVE isn't around otherwise I could have asked his view on SLAYERbeing lower down the band order than BIFFY CLYRO at Download.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:00 pm

Whatever happened to Tabloid Dave anyway

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:09 pm

Aha. THIS is why tino likes him so much

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37861928

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:10 pm

Not posted in a couple of weeks, so:- holiday/ban/self imposed ban/prison/break from the board

Pick one of them.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:10 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Whatever happened to Tabloid Dave anyway

Try logging in as DAVE667. Any password will do.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:13 pm

Banned! for which infraction this time?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:20 pm

Haha, I am guessing undue swearing on boards that are not used to it.

by Rowley Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:21 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Banned! for which infraction this time?

Take your pick!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:33 pm

Brexit takes another soul. our soul.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 12:53 pm

I blame Trump, free the Bradford one.

by **superflyweight** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 1:13 pm

How bad does it have to be to get banned from this place? I've given dogs abuse to plenty of people on here and never even had a warning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 1:17 pm

He does have a knack for it does DAVE, super.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 1:53 pm

Lasagna with garlic mash potato and sweetcorn. 9/10

Cooked by yours truly. Next time normal mash potato might get it 10/10

by **superflyweight** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 2:11 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Lasagna with garlic mash potato and sweetcorn. Washed down with a Woo Woo mocktail. 9/10 (10/10 for the Woo Woo)

Cooked by yours truly. Next time normal mash potato might get it 10/10

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 2:31 pm

superflyweight wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Lasagna with garlic mash potato and sweetcorn. Washed down with a Woo Woo mocktail. 9/10 (10/10 for the Woo Woo)

Cooked by yours truly. Next time normal mash potato might get it 10/10

My poison of choice is the weed you kilted ho. Plus you must be the only Scot not allowed to drink IRN BRU if that isn't a sign that you're the only gay in the village, nothing is.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 4:13 pm

Has dave really been banned or

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/04/uks-longest-earthworm-murdered-after-official-measuring-ceremony-6234102/

by **Galted** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 6:16 pm

If he's dead his last ever post is Hall Of Fame material.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 7:50 pm

Been thinking of galted and Jeff a lot recently. Galted as I am doing a lot of leaf clearance. The big wet one make me laugh. And also watching stranger things. With winona Ryder. She still has it.... Also went up to London on Wednesday, charlatans at the roundhouse. Best band around. The rest can feck off.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 7:51 pm

Oh and also a guy called martin who deals in commodities on pointless. Pretty sure it was windows.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 7:52 pm

And I also think of shahreer with the mosul stuff. Hope he ok in his tunnel.

by **Galted** Fri 04 Nov 2016, 7:55 pm

I miss the old "bog off, windows".

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 7:25 am

Late on here today

Gutentag Notches

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 8:13 am

Morning.
Only 5 weeks til thread split!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 8:45 am

Morning both, good weekends?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 9:05 am

Yep. Had a winter league doubles match against 4 players that won Div 2 in the summer winning every match (for comparison our 4 were a mix of players who were runners up in both Div 3 - the other 3 guys, and Div 5 - me) and we got a draw, so we were very pleased!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 9:06 am

Excellent, and with Murray going to number one, quite the tennis weekend!

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 9:15 am

Morning all. Bit Baltic today....

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 9:41 am

Morning sean. Too cold to till the soil?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 9:53 am

Cutting hedges today. At home at moment as had boiler replaced friday and guy here to replace radiator.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 10:03 am

Tempted to sack it off but I have a few jobs already trying to squeeze in as soon as I can

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 2:38 pm

Afternoon sean, all good with you mate/

Non stop here all day.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 3:29 pm

Afternoon notches. how are rick and superfly taking the the Lord chancellor's lily liverdness?

by **Galted** Mon 07 Nov 2016, 5:04 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:What play is your 'friend' in rick? You can't tease us with some actual culture, then not provide the details.

Rick has a "friend"‽

I had no idea he was that sort.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Nov 2016, 6:53 am

Morning all, how are we this brisk morn?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Nov 2016, 7:02 am

Gutentag Ricko, country is going to hell in a hand-basket. So it's interesting at least. Feeling pretty good, what about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Nov 2016, 7:13 am

Meh, all the country's are, it is all relative mate.

All good here cheers, looking forward to all the Christmas markets opening soon, and won my pool singles match last night. Also kinda a looking forward to see who wins between the giant douch and the turd sandwich. Almost puts the Brexit feckup into some kind of perspective.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Nov 2016, 7:25 am

Depends on whether they elect him or not really. Also depends on whether May alienates everybody else in the world as she seems to be doing lately. "we'll give your rich people visa free access as long as you take back your students who have overstayed - all 6 of em" because it might just end up an endless supply of turds. So currently:

~~The EU~~ 450 Million customers
~~China~~ 1.4 billion customers
~~India~~ 1.2 Billion Customers

At this rate we'll end up like the yanks, crowing about our military might/Financial might having only ever put one over Grenada on our own

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