It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:55 pm

First topic message reminder :

Have I missed it?

by **Galted** Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:45 pm

Not much. Julius is still alive and Tino is still dead.

A pity you didn't get quarantined back when he CC was at its peak, a relentless Free Shah campaign would've brought the internet to its knees.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:22 pm

It's true. I long for the days when tino Jr ran roughshod over his daddy and he came running to us for solace. Little b*stard is probably working for trump now hence Ti o abandoning us for a WFH lifestyle

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:27 pm

I used to worry about whether it was pronounced 'Rowley' or 'Rowley' because I didn't want to upset Rowley.
Now I no longer care, the fickle b@stard.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:00 pm

Let's just call him FM from now on

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:53 am

Morning Rick the Tick, Julio the Mulio, Tattie the batty eh, Galted the Malted and Superfly the Cooper Rye.

All good in the hoods?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:06 am

Morning mate, all good here, how was your weekend?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:13 am

Not great, mostly laid out flat writhing on the floor refusing to call for medical aid. What about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:20 am

Helped a friends move in on Friday whilst getting drunk, pub Saturday, and a pool match on Sunday.

Was a good weekend.

What have you done to yourself?

by **Galted** Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:32 am

Morning, Shah, morning, Dagless.

I saw that Danny Boyle documentary of the 20th anniversary reunion of Superfly and his mates. Was pretty sh*te.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:44 am

Toothache shah? Swilling Malibu works if so.

Morning all. Bit sh£t on here

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:12 am

Trainspotting 2 Galts? What was wrong with it?

Morning sean, you well?

by **Galted** Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:15 am

That be the one, Dagless, won't go into detail here but my comprehensive and excellent review is available in the film section.

Morning, michaels. I'd rather have a mouthful of sore teeth than a mouthful of Malibu.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:19 am

Yeah not bad. Things a bit quiet.

Miss windows reviews....

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:50 am

I have now read your review Galts, and it was indeed excellent.

It is based on another Welsh book, but not sure how true to the source material it is.

Quite in life, or in work, or both, sean?

by **Galted** Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:54 am

Thank you, Dagless. No use spending your entire afternoon and evening writing a review if no-one reads it.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:45 am

Work quiet. Life a sheetstorm or will be later this afternoon. Decided to stop things with younger bird although haven't told her yet. Should be fun...

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:47 am

I also read it Galted. Glad to see the Michaels category still in there.

Looking forward to hacksaw ridge although will probably for it to come on the telly.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:21 am

Cheers, michaels. Am also keen to see Hacksaw Ridge. The battle scenes are supposed to be like the opening of Saving Private Ryan.

by Tattie Scones RRN Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:58 am

Good morning gentlemen.

So then Galts....I need to give T2 a miss? My brother saw it Friday and said it was brilliant but then what the fck does he know?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:59 am

Terminator 2 is a great film TSRRN... (not as good as the first though)

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:17 pm

Swarzenegger films usually score.highly on the msot&v. Particularly the 80's films. Could almost guarantee a startled woman interrupted with.her baps.out at some point during the films

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:20 pm

I do love a bit of exploitation in actions films.

I finished watching Sherlock at the weekend, and this series was total cack...

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:09 pm

No idea who Jermaine is but he has just livened up the Off Topic thread....

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:39 pm

Looked like Watson didn't enjoy himself this series and They kept cutting bits out of it. They should have just left in mycroft and sherlock. Always fun. Anyway, my 8 month old son is making perverted keening and licking sounds,then panting then taking a rest period and doing it all over again. Just went over to see if he has already started wanting and kick him for making it so obvious but no..he is taking almost sexual pleasure in eating an all butter shortbread cookie. Proof that he is indeed.. my son

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:44 pm

The stories were just irritating this time...

Got to take your kicks when you can at 8 months mate, be rubbish to be that old, just show him your Gym struggles, he may lay off them.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:50 pm

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Good morning gentlemen.

So then Galts....I need to give T2 a miss? My brother saw it Friday and said it was brilliant but then what the fck does he know?

Your brother is quite wrong, Tattie, and his opinion should be ignored (in a smirking way and not a hysterical snowflake rugmuncher manner).

The opinions of brothers in general should be disregarded, mine though Now You See Me had quite a clever twist.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:08 am

Morning notches, head pounding lurgy has laid me low, so have sat down at the reception desk and await her arrival so I can go. All well with you feckers?

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:08 am

Morning Shah.

You poor bugger. Has she arrived yet?

I once vomited all over a reception desk. A symptom of a near bursting appendix apparently.
Should have seen the old bat behind there try and grab her papers before my flood arrived. She missed it by about a second unfortunately.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:35 am

I wrote a book on the appendix. I even wrote the appendix, but it got taken out.

by Tattie Scones RRN Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:31 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Morning Shah.

You poor bugger. Has she arrived yet?

I once vomited all over a reception desk. A symptom of a near bursting appendix apparently.
Should have seen the old bat behind there try and grab her papers before my flood arrived. She missed it by about a second unfortunately.

I've had that LD. The pain is fcking horrendous!!

Morning All.

Shah - if you were a horse......

by **Galted** Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:56 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wrote a book on the appendix. I even wrote the appendix, but it got taken out.

Bravo, what a bloody super effort.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:59 am

Morning all...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:46 pm

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Morning Shah.

You poor bugger. Has she arrived yet?

I once vomited all over a reception desk. A symptom of a near bursting appendix apparently.
Should have seen the old bat behind there try and grab her papers before my flood arrived. She missed it by about a second unfortunately.

I've had that LD. The pain is fcking horrendous!!

Morning All.

Shah - if you were a horse......

I'd have been put down long ago. The question then is who would have carried me for the last 31 years and more pertinently why the f*ck they were carrying a horse around in the first place.

by Rowley Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:39 pm

I've seen Hacksaw Ridge, it's alright. Loses points for having Vince Vaughn in it, but as the bulk of the film is indeed set on Hacksaw Ridge it scores highly on HH's scale of accurate film titling.

Screw you film section, I'll post my reviews wherever I see fit.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:40 pm

Hello Fm, nice to see you again.

by **Galted** Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:44 pm

Haven't see Hacksaw Ridge but it will have to be excellent to gain any points from me as it loses points for having Mel Gibson directing and more points for Jeff's dislike of Vince Vaughn.
I expect that it will do well on the Michaels scale of t*ts and war.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:50 am

Morning notches, late on here today. Fm paid a waddling visit but then allowed the thread to be galterized.

by **Galted** Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:28 am

HELLO!!

I AM FINE!

ARE YOU FINE?

by **superflyweight** Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:00 am

Should the michaels method of rating be amended to t1ts and/or war? Some films may score well in one of those categories but not in the other and thus distort the scoring - e.g.:

Saving Private Ryan - War = 9/10
Saving Private Ryan - Norks = 0/10

Showgirls - War = 0/10
Showgirls - Gert Stonkers = 9.5/10

Not may notable films with t1ts and war in them, although Starship Troopers would score strongly in both areas.

by **Galted** Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:37 am

Excellent subject for debate, Superfly. I tend to take an either/or approach, as long as the screen is frequently filled with bristols or tanks a high rating is in the offing. To put it another way, if there's enough of either to keep the michaels mind from wandering then it deserves a high score.

Thus, it should be amended to T*ts Or War which I will shortly do for my last review.

by **superflyweight** Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:00 am

Either/or approach works for me, Galted. It's clarity of thought like that which will see us through these dark days.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:20 am

Morning all, good to see we are setting boundaries, unlike the McCann's apparently, who are going on Britain's Got Talent...

by **Galted** Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:23 am

Brilliant, and thanks again for bringing it to my attention, Super. The CC will continue to be the yardstick against which other threads fail.

by **Galted** Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:23 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, good to see we are setting boundaries, unlike the McCann's apparently, who are going on Britain's Got Talent...

F*cking hell, imagine their introductory sob story.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:26 am

Apparently its a song called missing you (or something similar) backed by a choir of people who lost children...

For the sake of F**K I hope this one is fake news.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:32 am

Galted wrote:Excellent subject for debate, Superfly. I tend to take an either/or approach, as long as the screen is frequently filled with bristols or tanks a high rating is in the offing.

Tank Girl any good?

by **Galted** Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:41 am

rick_dagless wrote:Apparently its a song called missing you (or something similar) backed by a choir of people who lost children...

For the sake of F**K I hope this one is fake news.

Hopefully Frankie Boyle will be one of the judges.

by **superflyweight** Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:42 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Apparently its a song called missing you (or something similar) backed by a choir of people who lost children...

For the sake of F**K I hope this one is fake news.

It's like a Brass Eye sketch.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:46 pm

It really is...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Excellent subject for debate, Superfly. I tend to take an either/or approach, as long as the screen is frequently filled with bristols or tanks a high rating is in the offing.

Tank Girl any good?

Galted wrote:nothing at all

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