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Glasgow and Edinburgh: Ongoing Banter Thread 16 - Good Luck, We're All Counting On You
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"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
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"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
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EST wrote:[Fruean was supposed to be the next great AB when he burst on the scene, he is an intimidating physical presence, but has had quite a lot of time out of the game.
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I believe a fair bit of this applies to Ben Atiga as well, and look how well that panned out.
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EWT Spoons wrote:EST wrote:[Fruean was supposed to be the next great AB when he burst on the scene, he is an intimidating physical presence, but has had quite a lot of time out of the game.
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I believe a fair bit of this applies to Ben Atiga as well, and look how well that panned out.
Fruean never made the ABs due to his heart condition - he can't perform at international tempo for more than 50 minutes. Decidedly useful at club level when fit though.
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EWT Spoons wrote:EST wrote:[Fruean was supposed to be the next great AB when he burst on the scene, he is an intimidating physical presence, but has had quite a lot of time out of the game.
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I believe a fair bit of this applies to Ben Atiga as well, and look how well that panned out.
I see what you are saying, but I think Fruean is a different proposition to Atiga. He is playing at a high level now, and is still only 28.
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He scored a try against Stade Francais at the weekend if anyone can find highlights
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An ex-Edinburgh legend and a (possible) future one...
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That video makes me very happy.
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RDW_Scotland wrote:That video makes me very happy.
Isn't it time you let it go?
Almost as much as Alive555's disgust at the Lions selection!
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That was a beauty of a hit.
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tigertattie wrote:RDW_Scotland wrote:That video makes me very happy.
Isn't it time you let it go?
Almost as much as Alive555's disgust at the Lions selection!
I'll let it go when people stop trying to claim he was a credible professional rugby player.
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So, Fruean is next on the Edinburgh Effect conveyor belt. Let's hope he's the exception!
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RDW_Scotland wrote:tigertattie wrote:RDW_Scotland wrote:That video makes me very happy.
Isn't it time you let it go?
Almost as much as Alive555's disgust at the Lions selection!
I'll let it go when people stop trying to claim he was a credible professional rugby player.
People? What people? Everyone has said he was pish!
Though if he was Welsh he'd be on the Lions tour!...................................
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There were definitely a few on here that thought he was worth persevering wth
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Speaking of ex-Edinburgh 10's, anyone know what happened to Harry Leonard? When he moved to Yorkshire some on here felt he could yet develop into a decent player with more gametime, but he's dropped down to the league below the championship now. Was he not good enough to cut it at championship level?
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I bumped into him at Twickers for the Scotland game. Has absolutely no bearing on the question but thought I'd mention it!
He had a reasonable basic skillset but didn't really stand out - it may just be that he's just not got it for the top level. He'll be 25 soon according to Wikipedia so not exactly a young pup who may still develop.
He had a reasonable basic skillset but didn't really stand out - it may just be that he's just not got it for the top level. He'll be 25 soon according to Wikipedia so not exactly a young pup who may still develop.
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I agree, I was always a bit surprised that some people thought we might see him back at Pro 12 level when he left Edinburgh, as to me he'd had plenty of opportunities but had never shown enough to justify his place at that level (striking similarity to a certain Mr D Weir)!
Anyway I'm sure he appreciated the 3 or 4 free beers you no doubt bought him as a courtesy to an ex-Edinburgh man.....
Anyway I'm sure he appreciated the 3 or 4 free beers you no doubt bought him as a courtesy to an ex-Edinburgh man.....
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By 'bumped into' I mean literally - on the concourse outside while I was on my way to my seat.
Needless to say people weren't exaclty crowding round him for autographs!
Needless to say people weren't exaclty crowding round him for autographs!
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I'll admit I was one of them for about two weeks. I think Te Rure had what I sometimes call 'Lesley Vainikolo Syndrome', where someone with an interesting-sounding name is automatically assumed to be different or better than the existing options. Of course, reality usually falls well short!RDW_Scotland wrote:There were definitely a few on here that thought he was worth persevering wth
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IanBru wrote:I'll admit I was one of them for about two weeks. I think Te Rure had what I sometimes call 'Lesley Vainikolo Syndrome', where someone with an interesting-sounding name is automatically assumed to be different or better than the existing options. Of course, reality usually falls well short!RDW_Scotland wrote:There were definitely a few on here that thought he was worth persevering wth
Ahhhh, so that's why no one rated Bruce Douglas!
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Thanks for the good wishes for Hagia Sophia, as well guys. She's doing fine, though obviously a bit sore! I'm running the Great North Run again this year, and I know how I feel at the end of that - desperately in need of a pint and a p*** - the very idea of doing another half-marathon straight away seems like sheer insanity! So yeah, she's quite a girl! If anyone would like to donate to Sophia's Tyneside Mind appeal, her page is here.
I was struck on the day by just how many people, of all ages and abilities manage to take part. It sound rather obvious, but each of them has a story, some motivation for doing it, and each has spent the winter months running in the dark, wet and cold, often after work. I'll admit I got pretty emotional just standing there watching everyone run past.
Incidentally, as I lived down south for quite a long time, I never really 'did London' as a tourist. So at one point on Sunday I took the tube out to the Science Museum and then walked back to the finish line. After passing Harrods (seriously? people go in there?) I found myself at Hyde Park Corner (according to one man there, I am a product of white male privilege, but frankly so was he) and then I saw a load of people running. Realising that that was the final corner, I got a place by the barriers before innocently turning around and noticing that the big building behind me looked familiar. It was Buckingham Palace. My reaction was, in fact, exactly the same as when I notice Big Brian standing behind me at Murrayfield in March: "Crikey, where'd the sun go?"
I was struck on the day by just how many people, of all ages and abilities manage to take part. It sound rather obvious, but each of them has a story, some motivation for doing it, and each has spent the winter months running in the dark, wet and cold, often after work. I'll admit I got pretty emotional just standing there watching everyone run past.
Incidentally, as I lived down south for quite a long time, I never really 'did London' as a tourist. So at one point on Sunday I took the tube out to the Science Museum and then walked back to the finish line. After passing Harrods (seriously? people go in there?) I found myself at Hyde Park Corner (according to one man there, I am a product of white male privilege, but frankly so was he) and then I saw a load of people running. Realising that that was the final corner, I got a place by the barriers before innocently turning around and noticing that the big building behind me looked familiar. It was Buckingham Palace. My reaction was, in fact, exactly the same as when I notice Big Brian standing behind me at Murrayfield in March: "Crikey, where'd the sun go?"
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Naturally everyone clicks on the link to see what the much discussed (mainly be Jimbo) Hagia Sophia looks like - make sure you don't mess that one up Bru!
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RDW_Scotland wrote:Naturally everyone clicks on the link to see what the much discussed (mainly be Jimbo) Hagia Sophia looks like - make sure you don't mess that one up Bru!
Or jimbo will be first in the queue
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Cheers guys.
I do vaguely remember, through the drunken haze in the fan zone at St James’ Park during the RWC, Jim quietly taking me aside and saying “Now Ian, it might have escaped your notice [it usually does], but Sophia seems very fond of you, and if you mess her around I’ll be very disappointed in you.” followed by Jim’s giant South African mate Caz booming out (such that the pint glasses on the table rippled) “OOOOH JAAA! She reeeeeally likes youuuuuu!! HEEE HEE HEEEEEE!!!”
I do vaguely remember, through the drunken haze in the fan zone at St James’ Park during the RWC, Jim quietly taking me aside and saying “Now Ian, it might have escaped your notice [it usually does], but Sophia seems very fond of you, and if you mess her around I’ll be very disappointed in you.” followed by Jim’s giant South African mate Caz booming out (such that the pint glasses on the table rippled) “OOOOH JAAA! She reeeeeally likes youuuuuu!! HEEE HEE HEEEEEE!!!”
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All this despite losing his stones eh!
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Damn you, Bru. You and your photogenic girlfriend. Now all the sad sacks on here will be wanting to attend a match with me in the hope that my matchmaking magic works for them.
I did notice that the Hagia Sophia posted on Facebook that when she felt she could run no more(8, 15, 19, 23 mile markers) she looked at the crowd and saw Bru starting at her and found the energy for another sprint.
So... Yet another woman looks at Ian and runs a mile.
I did notice that the Hagia Sophia posted on Facebook that when she felt she could run no more(8, 15, 19, 23 mile markers) she looked at the crowd and saw Bru starting at her and found the energy for another sprint.
So... Yet another woman looks at Ian and runs a mile.
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I have massive respect for people who do these runs. It's the training in the dark through the winter that crosses a line for me, I'm far too lazy!
As for Harry Leonard, I would rate him above Weir. Lower unforced error count.
As for Harry Leonard, I would rate him above Weir. Lower unforced error count.
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funnyExiledScot wrote:I have massive respect for people who do these runs. It's the training in the dark through the winter that crosses a line for me, I'm far too lazy!
As for Harry Leonard, I would rate him above Weir. Lower unforced error count.
Out of interest is there anyone that you'd rate as lower than Weir?
Weir > Te Rure?
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RDW_Scotland wrote:funnyExiledScot wrote:I have massive respect for people who do these runs. It's the training in the dark through the winter that crosses a line for me, I'm far too lazy!
As for Harry Leonard, I would rate him above Weir. Lower unforced error count.
Out of interest is there anyone that you'd rate as lower than Weir?
Weir > Te Rure?
Yes, I think Jade loses that particular headless chicken contest.
Edinburgh fly half pecking order (I'm not counting the missed opportunity that was Chris Paterson):
5.Godman
6.Hodge
7.Tovey
8.Francis
9.Bezzy
10.Leonard
11.Tonks
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Who have I missed? I'm leaving spaces 1-4 empty for decent international qualify fly halves.
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RDW_Scotland wrote:funnyExiledScot wrote:I have massive respect for people who do these runs. It's the training in the dark through the winter that crosses a line for me, I'm far too lazy!
As for Harry Leonard, I would rate him above Weir. Lower unforced error count.
Out of interest is there anyone that you'd rate as lower than Weir?
Dan Carter > Jonny Wilkinson > .................... any 10 form Ayr > Finn Russell > Dan Biggar......................... Leonard > The boy that plays for my local 1st XV > The girl who once tried playing rugby for Peniculk > Weir > Te Rure?
Fixed that for you sir. No charge as you get Admin boy discount!
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How does Weir/Te Rure compare to:
Rory Hutton
Alex/David Blair
Tony Fenner
Nick McLennan
Tom Heathcote - admittedly not bad, just never really worked out
We signed Stephen Larkham (what could have been...)
Rory Hutton
Alex/David Blair
Tony Fenner
Nick McLennan
Tom Heathcote - admittedly not bad, just never really worked out
We signed Stephen Larkham (what could have been...)
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Rory Hutton is a fair comparison with Te Rure - good break in him but poor everywhere else. Hutton was even worse in that regard (he actually couldn't pass off his bad hand)
Who the hell was Tony Fenner??
Who the hell was Tony Fenner??
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highland_scot wrote:How does Weir/Te Rure compare to:
Rory Hutton
Alex/David Blair
Tony Fenner
Nick McLennan
Tom Heathcote - admittedly not bad, just never really worked out
We signed Stephen Larkham (what could have been...)
Did McLennan play at 10 ever? I don't remember that.
I keep forgetting about poor Tom Heathcote! He certainly could have been given more opportunities, but the Edinburgh Effect kicked in.
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RDW_Scotland wrote:Rory Hutton is a fair comparison with Te Rure - good break in him but poor everywhere else. Hutton was even worse in that regard (he actually couldn't pass off his bad hand)
Who the hell was Tony Fenner??
Fenner came in on loan from Viadana and never played... http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/rugby-union/edinburgh-rugby-turn-to-fenner-as-cover-for-injured-leonard-1-3239436
When McLennan was signed they said he could play 10 - don't think he ever did though!
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tigertattie wrote:RDW_Scotland wrote:funnyExiledScot wrote:I have massive respect for people who do these runs. It's the training in the dark through the winter that crosses a line for me, I'm far too lazy!
As for Harry Leonard, I would rate him above Weir. Lower unforced error count.
Out of interest is there anyone that you'd rate as lower than Weir?
Dan Carter > Jonny Wilkinson > .................... any 10 form Ayr > Finn Russell > Dan Biggar......................... Leonard > The boy that plays for my local 1st XV > The girl who once tried playing rugby for Peniculk > Weir > Te Rure?
Fixed that for you sir. No charge as you get Admin boy discount!
Young Pipetto has been playing 10 this season; Under 14's Players' Player Of The Year at next week's awards beano. His granny lived in Ayr So, he must be well ahead of Te Rure and Meatball (after the Luvvies squeezed all the rugby out of him)
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To be fair to chunky Weir if the clock was red and we were 2 points down who would you rather taking a drop goal - him or Russell?? Weir's execution % is far superier (given that Finn's is 0!)
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Dig deep boys. You too FES.
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Dig deep boys. You too FES.
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Rumours circulating that Scotland Autumn tests will be moved to BT Sport this year. No surprise given BT have a good firm grip on the SRU's baws but it would be a real shame to lose it from terrestrial TV if that's the case.
I'll quickly get over it if they pump another few million into the SRU and we sign Fekitoa for Edinburgh!
I'll quickly get over it if they pump another few million into the SRU and we sign Fekitoa for Edinburgh!
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If the Schlong gets £5000 in pledges he will go blonde against the exfoliators.
Dig deep boys. You too FES.
He's already nailed it. Must be dole money day in Glasgow.
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RDW_Scotland wrote:Rumours circulating that Scotland Autumn tests will be moved to BT Sport this year. No surprise given BT have a good firm grip on the SRU's baws but it would be a real shame to lose it from terrestrial TV if that's the case.
I'll quickly get over it if they pump another few million into the SRU and we sign Fekitoa for Edinburgh!
You could always dip your hands into those legendary pockets of yours and subscribe to BT Sport.....you can chalk it down to an early first anniversary present for Mrs RDW...
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By moving the AIs to BT sport, all this will achieve is to make more Scottish people go to the pub!
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tigertattie wrote:By moving the AIs to BT sport, all this will achieve is to make more Scottish people go to the pub!
The problem there is that the pubs would sooner show Cowdenbeath vs Queen of the South than Scotland vs New Zealand.
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I pointed out to Mrs Pip that next week's rugby club awards do coincides with The Annual Slaughter Of The Effeminates live on BBC. I suggested that she might like to go along and watch Pipetto receive his award. Cruel, heartless bissum that she is she pointed out that she isn't their coach and it's not her who "has to got to Scotstoun and Murrayfield and Allianz bloody Park just for Pipetto."
Ah, right you are, thought I, I'll record the game. And sit there, at two in the morning, on my own with my Schlong fingerless gloves and freshly dyed hair.
Ah, right you are, thought I, I'll record the game. And sit there, at two in the morning, on my own with my Schlong fingerless gloves and freshly dyed hair.
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jimbopip wrote:I pointed out to Mrs Pip that next week's rugby club awards do coincides with The Annual Slaughter Of The Effeminates live on BBC. I suggested that she might like to go along and watch Pipetto receive his award. Cruel, heartless bissum that she is she pointed out that she isn't their coach and it's not her who "has to got to Scotstoun and Murrayfield and Allianz bloody Park just for Pipetto."
Ah, right you are, thought I, I'll record the game. And sit there, at two in the morning, on my own with my Schlong fingerless gloves and freshly dyed hair.
Will you take steps not to discover the outcome of the contest until you watch it? The suspense will surely eat away at you....
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In the spirit of reciprocity, I think both Edinburgh and Glasgow should agree not to play their Lions in the 1872....
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I remember back in (I think) 2015, I was staying with my folks for the Christmas break and stupidly agreed to help my brother move house, thereby missing the Murrayfield leg of the Annual Slaughter of the Effeminates.funnyExiledScot wrote:Will you take steps not to discover the outcome of the contest until you watch it? The suspense will surely eat away at you....
We went into that game with a solid lead from the Scotstoun leg (remember Schlong knocking over Tom Brown like he was a damp bag of recycling?) and to be honest, I was expecting a prison-shaming not seen since Jeffrey Archer graced HMP Belmarsh Block A.
I set up the recorder and studiously avoided all mention of the match, even asking my parents not to listen to Radio 4 on the drive home, as Gary bloody Richardson would obviously be covering it in detail...
I ended up watching it at 1 AM in a dark room, on my own. The look of horror on my face, staring at the TV screen as CDP ran at us like a man possessed, it was like my own scene from the Ring.
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IanBru wrote:I remember back in (I think) 2015, I was staying with my folks for the Christmas break and stupidly agreed to help my brother move house, thereby missing the Murrayfield leg of the Annual Slaughter of the Effeminates.funnyExiledScot wrote:Will you take steps not to discover the outcome of the contest until you watch it? The suspense will surely eat away at you....
We went into that game with a solid lead from the Scotstoun leg (remember Schlong knocking over Tom Brown like he was a damp bag of recycling?) and to be honest, I was expecting a prison-shaming not seen since Jeffrey Archer graced HMP Belmarsh Block A.
I set up the recorder and studiously avoided all mention of the match, even asking my parents not to listen to Radio 4 on the drive home, as Gary bloody Richardson would obviously be covering it in detail...
I ended up watching it at 1 AM in a dark room, on my own. The look of horror on my face, staring at the TV screen as CDP ran at us like a man possessed, it was like my own scene from the Ring.
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Re: Glasgow and Edinburgh: Ongoing Banter Thread 16 - Good Luck, We're All Counting On You
According to the Daily Mail Greig Laidlaw is first reserve at 9 for the Lions and if he hadn't been injured he would have been picked over Youngs.
Given that Connor Murray has been given the ultimatum of having to play a game before the end of the season - and is supposedly still injured - he may see a call up before the tour even starts.
They are also claiming Finn Russell is backup 10.
An ever reliable source of course!
Given that Connor Murray has been given the ultimatum of having to play a game before the end of the season - and is supposedly still injured - he may see a call up before the tour even starts.
They are also claiming Finn Russell is backup 10.
An ever reliable source of course!
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Re: Glasgow and Edinburgh: Ongoing Banter Thread 16 - Good Luck, We're All Counting On You
I hope Laidlaw gets in. He could/should be passed by Price by next 6 nations and will be a back-up by next World Cup at best. Last major tour where he could play a significant role if Murray is out and he is preferred to Youngs. Good closer for the final 20 if the Lions are leading.
Russell should not go. There is little to be gained as Farrell, Sexton and Biggar are all rated ahead of him. Sexton will inevitably get injured but Farrell will play 80 rather than them risk Russell if a game is close. Welsh coaches did not like Priestland's style of play and Russell is a more talented version of that.
Russell should not go. There is little to be gained as Farrell, Sexton and Biggar are all rated ahead of him. Sexton will inevitably get injured but Farrell will play 80 rather than them risk Russell if a game is close. Welsh coaches did not like Priestland's style of play and Russell is a more talented version of that.
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Re: Glasgow and Edinburgh: Ongoing Banter Thread 16 - Good Luck, We're All Counting On You
Hazel Sapling wrote:I hope Laidlaw gets in. He could/should be passed by Price by next 6 nations and will be a back-up by next World Cup at best. Last major tour where he could play a significant role if Murray is out and he is preferred to Youngs. Good closer for the final 20 if the Lions are leading.
Russell should not go. There is little to be gained as Farrell, Sexton and Biggar are all rated ahead of him. Sexton will inevitably get injured but Farrell will play 80 rather than them risk Russell if a game is close. Welsh coaches did not like Priestland's style of play and Russell is a more talented version of that.
Gatlandball summed up in a single sentence. I hope Frodo goes; he can end his career as a "Scotland and British and Irish Lions Legend". Fully deserved. By sheer effort and determination he made the most of his talent; Danny Cipriani should have a life sized poster of the Ponderous One on his bedroom ceiling so he can go to sleep thinking about what happens when you treat your talents with respect.
Dancer, on the other hand, will get hee-haw out of the tour other than earning a princely sum for holding tackle bags. Why bother?
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Re: Glasgow and Edinburgh: Ongoing Banter Thread 16 - Good Luck, We're All Counting On You
RDW_Scotland wrote:According to the Daily Mail Greig Laidlaw is first reserve at 9 for the Lions and if he hadn't been injured he would have been picked over Youngs.
Given that Connor Murray has been given the ultimatum of having to play a game before the end of the season - and is supposedly still injured - he may see a call up before the tour even starts.
They are also claiming Finn Russell is backup 10.
An ever reliable source of course!
Please bear in mind that the second headline on MailOnline today relates to Kim Kardashian's jugs.
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