It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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The Loaded Dog wrote:Fooled Again! Don't Do Me Like That.

Thread split! I feel a whole lot better!

I recall michaels causing a communal prolapsed rectum on the cycling boards by accusing Nibali of being a drug cheat.

Halcyon days...

rick_dagless wrote:Ah, fair enough, I can see how the uninitiated might get offended.

I remember the days of fun Friday's when we used to raid the other boards: "why do all boxers have big red hands?"

We did? You never invited me!

'twas on the old BBC boards, then more recently on the CC thread, where I think it was done for a wee while.

What about the time someone went on the rowing board to ask for advice on winning an argument with his wife

Was that Galted?

rick_dagless wrote:Was that Galted?

That is genius which, I hate to admit, means it wasn't me.

Ah, the old BBC board, when men were men, and tennis fans were tw@ts.

The boxing board was OK back then. Same amount of bell ends, but, a higher proportion of funny and knowledgeable folk.

Brilliant* - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41651066

* In the 'how tasteless can you get' sense.

Some people just need a slap every morning

Good costume...

Morning all.

Morning, young rick.

I'm looking forward to your quiz so much I can hardly sleep these days.

Wonder if that costume keeps the kid quiet in true cosplay...

I should have some time today, as I am relatively meeting free, so I will wait for the CC morning rush and stick something up.

rick_dagless wrote:Wonder if that costume keeps the kid quiet in true cosplay...

That would've been very funny if it wasn't so c*nt-burstingly offensive.

Morning Cyril Galted, is one well?

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Cyril Galted, is one well?

Very much so, thank you. How are things in the deep North?

Grey and grim etc. there has been a recent project to give the homeless tents around here so they crop up on every spare bit of grass. As there is a decent sized bit of grass near he office, you get to see them leathered @ 10 in the morning.

Nothing like seeing a drunk man p155ing directly on to moving traffic to brighten your day.

That caused me to lol out loud. It's funny about the homeless, they're vermin if they loiter near where you live and quality entertainment if they' loiter near where you work.

Indeed, they are quite the characters... At work.

Especially when in with suppliers, and they are not used to it, gives me an edge in negotiation's

rick_dagless wrote:Indeed, they are quite the characters... At work.

Especially when in with suppliers, and they are not used to it, gives me an edge in negotiation's

FFS.

I noticed that once the autocorrect had kicked in...

Gutentag Notch's

Morning mate, I feel your points on the Brexit post are going to fall on deaf ears...

You well?

Morning Shah.

Morning, young rick.

I'm looking forward to your quiz so much I can hardly sleep these days

Me too. I was gutted to lose out on LD's pool quiz.

Pretty good, busy days coming up but progress is being made on the work terms front, have finally been contacted by the manager who has begged me to reduce my hours so he can get two workers in but I told him to f*ck off in polite words. Not doing him a favour after all the time he has wasted. How about you?

Morning Julius' and Galted

Morning, Shah. Impressed again with your Brexit posts, though you might want to start each one with 'stupid f*cking infidels'.

I tried that but they wouldn't let my daughter wear the T-shirt and carry her ak47 to school. I imagine Dolphin would take the same line on here

Political correctness gone mad.

Aye I remember in my day, when kids were allowed to go to school on a tank and they had to kill 60 Germans before breakfast and 38 more before brunch. Kids have it far too easy these days.

You sound like my Grandmother.

Great rebuttal of Duty on the Brexit thread, Shah. Perfect answers.... you knocked him for 6.

Check the video I post from parliament TV. You have three accomplished experts talking and then an mp from dup popping in. That's the kind of stuff we're dealing with, with regards to Brexit.

Listening to it now. Such a mess. It's only going to get much, much worse with these academic types trying to advise on how to iron out many complex political, economic, social problems/concerns.

I can see things really getting bogged down with this type of detailed discussion... too much tentative thought ("one might do this", or "my understanding is different..") one question leading to another, then another. There also seems to be a distinct lack of strong leadership.

Parliament is in a very tough position... unable to leverage proper power at these types of preliminary discussions; forced to patiently hear these people voice their particular interests.

"Chlorine washed chickens" could prove a real stumbling block in these Brexit negotiations.

Aye but it's in a position it put itself in by promising fairies and unicorns. Like that egotistical prick Varoufakis. Right from the off they should have said most of these claims are Love sacks and while we try to get you the best deal, you're probably not going to have a good time of it if we fail.

I think he toured here spouting his nonsense. He's away with the pixies!

By the way... how much for a decent mid size unicorn these days?

The Loaded Dog wrote:I think he toured here spouting his nonsense. He's away with the pixies!

By the way... how much for a decent mid size unicorn these days?

10 Galactic Credits.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:I think he toured here spouting his nonsense. He's away with the pixies!

By the way... how much for a decent mid size unicorn these days?

10 Galactic Credits.

OK. I'll take two thanks. Always good to have a spare unicorn handy.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:I think he toured here spouting his nonsense. He's away with the pixies!

By the way... how much for a decent mid size unicorn these days?

10 Galactic Credits.

OK. I'll take two thanks. Always good to have a spare unicorn handy.

You can have two unicorns for 20, or a bicorn for 15.

Any tricorns for 10? I'm assuming you're out of quadricorns

The Loaded Dog wrote:Any tricorns for 10? I'm assuming you're out of quadricorns

Alas yes. I once saw a dodecacorn in a private collection.

I have a three piece sweetcorn.

I've got a picture I drew of myself w*nking. I drew it left-handed so it's not very clear.

Galted wrote:I've got a picture I drew of myself w*nking. I drew it left-handed so it's not very clear.

You should have drawn it after you'd sharpened your pencil

Anyone up?

I hate tip-toeing around the cup room in the dark.
I'm scared of tripping over one of Shah's boxes marked "fragile - this end up - highly flammable ".

Gutentag Notches and Notcheses

Hola Shah!

Just pipped you by a minute. Added some extra juice in the opening post for you.

It was just a bottle of Z'infidel from France eesees. Nothing to worry about...ever again

Oh OK. That should go down well.

'ow's things your side?