It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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The Loaded Dog wrote:Fooled Again! Don't Do Me Like That.

Thread split! I feel a whole lot better!

Pretty dead and that's just the last wife. What about over there?

We had our first rainy day in 76 days so it's a bit like the twilight zone out there.

Cars, buildings, trees..... but no people. Could be a serial killer on the loose?

Morning Notches, Training my replacement at work for next two weeks. Will try to come on but probably wont be able to. He's one of yours TLD.

Inept as the last guy?

rick_dagless wrote:Inept as the last guy?

What was his name again? That sounded quite funny... winged his way in then shown the door wasn't he?

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Notches, Training my replacement at work for next two weeks. Will try to come on but probably wont be able to. He's one of yours TLD.

Shah, go hard on him. 'We' don't expect any favourable treatment. What sort of work will he be doing?

rick_dagless wrote:Inept as the last guy?

Wouldn't that be Shah?

I know he was smartly dressed.

The Russian Singles ad is back... Everything OK at home, Galts?

I've got a Quick Step Floor Designers ad... are you building something, rick?

rick_dagless wrote:The Russian Singles ad is back... Everything OK at home, Galts?

As far as I know. She hasn't said anything if not.

Normally, TLD, I have software related stuff due to my job here, unless Google is monitoring my calls...

Glad to hear it, Galts.

Smartly Dressed Barry rings a bell...

Yes, that's him.

I wonder what the Aussie is called? Shah should give us a multiple choice.

rick_dagless wrote:Normally, TLD,  I have software related stuff due to my job here, unless Google is monitoring my calls...

Glad to hear it, Galts.

Cheers. If she is back on the market and you're interested let me know, I'll put in a good word for you.

Haven't seen Julius today. Hope he's not the next celebrity to die.

Galted wrote:Haven't seen Julius today.  Hope he's not the next celebrity to die.

I hope he wasn't George Young.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Galted wrote:Haven't seen Julius today.  Hope he's not the next celebrity to die.

I hope he wasn't George Young.

Some of the crueller posters on here might have suggested that Julius is not at all Young but I'm glad that people such as ourselves are above that.

I think we can safely say he is no easybeat.

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Normally, TLD,  I have software related stuff due to my job here, unless Google is monitoring my calls...

Glad to hear it, Galts.

Cheers. If she is back on the market and you're interested let me know, I'll put in a good word for you.

Nice one, feel free to keep the sprog though...

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Normally, TLD,  I have software related stuff due to my job here, unless Google is monitoring my calls...

Glad to hear it, Galts.

Cheers. If she is back on the market and you're interested let me know, I'll put in a good word for you.

Nice one, feel free to keep the sprog though...

No deal I'm afraid, the cat takes up enough of my time. Do you still have workhouses up north? You could enrol him in one of those.

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Normally, TLD,  I have software related stuff due to my job here, unless Google is monitoring my calls...

Glad to hear it, Galts.

Cheers. If she is back on the market and you're interested let me know, I'll put in a good word for you.

Nice one, feel free to keep the sprog though...

No deal I'm afraid, the cat takes up enough of my time. Do you still have workhouses up north? You could enrol him in one of those.

I think there are a few mines knocking around, still, that are not that picky. So that could work out OK.

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Normally, TLD,  I have software related stuff due to my job here, unless Google is monitoring my calls...

Glad to hear it, Galts.

Cheers. If she is back on the market and you're interested let me know, I'll put in a good word for you.

Nice one, feel free to keep the sprog though...

No deal I'm afraid, the cat takes up enough of my time. Do you still have workhouses up north? You could enrol him in one of those.

I think there are a few mines knocking around, still, that are not that picky.  So that could work out OK.

Excellent. It'll save him from a life of a roguish yet lovable chimney sweep and pickpocket round these parts.

Its either that, Kestrel training, or Ballet.

Back with a fist!

'Fist'
he said
we're glad he isn't dead
Julius
Julius

Jules is getting dragged into the off topic, it is a slippery slope

It's hard to win on there, even against the thickest of c*nts. I did consider lending Julius a hand but I have a nasty suspicion that Lion will be British fuhrer before too long.

Yeah, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

Morning notches. Dull days Aussie Alan is competent but slow but he's picking up things well so he should be in good shape for when I leave.

Better than smartly dressed Barry?

Much better but not as funny. Got word on Friday that the company couldn't justify the expense of the change in working conditions so I told them I'd be going. This guy was drafted in last minute but seems to be doing OK.

I think Superflyweight's impending ban will be well worth it.

Yep, the boy does a mean cameo...

rick_dagless wrote:Yep, the boy does a mean cameo...

Word up!

Galted wrote:I think Superflyweight's impending ban will be well worth it.

I gave him the "+" for that one.

Perfect retort from Jules. Lions missing (or misreading) the point as well as attacking the man.

Good marauding all.

Got some Spaniards arriving here tomorrow. From Santiago de Compostela. Might ask them for some gardening advice.

Galtova is fluent in Spanish so if you need to tell them to clean the f*ck up after themselves let me know and I'll get a translation.

Galted wrote:Galtova is fluent in Spanish so if you need to tell them to clean the f*ck up after themselves let me know and I'll get a translation.

Cheers for that mate. I keep the rooms fairly Spartan... less chance of breaking things. Cleaning is so easy. Takes about 10 mins.
Last guests did all the washing, cleaning & drying before they left which was nice of them.

No worries, you never can tell what type of guest you'll get. We had Galtova's cousin round from Russia last year and she spilled wine on the rug.

Was the rug white or burgundy?

I've had a couple of broken glasses. Keep the good ones away, I just use these cheap $2 ones from Woolies... although the Melbourne girl did drop a good wine glass when she was having a few and got a little overexcited blabbering to me on the last night.

It's blue and orange, a cheap piece of Ikeaness that could probably win the Turner prize. There's a burn mark where she experimented with ironing.

Not on your back I hope.

The sister sounds like a bundle of fun.

We were never destined to have a stylish lounge - the cat routinely shreds the furniture and the offspring will no doubt be doing similar once he learns to crawl. Luckily at the moment wriggling and staring are the extent of his talents but I'm sure that will change soon enough.

Lovely. The bub wriggling and staring I mean... not the cat shredding the furniture.

Apparently he looks like me which is a relief as I've had a suspicion he was spawned by the devil.

The devil made him look like you - all part of the joke.

Should've made him look like the Wrathful Kiwi then.

Galted 2 - The Wrath of Kiwi

Very good. You deserve a wider audience.

Galted wrote:Very good. You deserve a wider audience.

Like Tophat?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Very good. You deserve a wider audience.

Like Tophat?

Very good. You deserve a wider audience.