The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:00 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:30 pm

Trump is building a wall

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:33 pm

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:41 pm

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call
Who's paying for bricks?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:23 pm

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call
Who's paying for bricks?
Not Libtards, the pricks

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:43 pm

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call
Who's paying for bricks?
Not Libtards, the pricks
Or Trump, as his hands are too small.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:56 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk

by **Galted** Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:59 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:03 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:16 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t
It was like a fuse being lit

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:17 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t
It was like a fuse being lit
It shot forward with the speed of a hawk

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:21 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:32 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:06 pm

Good morning, limerick crew

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:11 pm

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:07 pm

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:18 pm

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny
Our flaws are all tiny

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:56 pm

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny
Our flaws are all tiny
Except Galted (who's having a poo)

by **Galted** Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:12 pm

That's vulgar, Julius, but true

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:55 pm

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?

by **Galted** Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:27 pm

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:19 pm

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
But the bowl has some slime

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:21 pm

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
But the bowl has some slime
That was left by a lodger called Pru

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:28 pm

The stage was set for the finale

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:43 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:44 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:27 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry
They'd built a small pantry

by **Galted** Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:01 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry
They'd built a small pantry
For storing potatoes from Mali

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:20 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:36 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:36 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:26 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine
Just taking their time

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:08 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine
Just taking their time
Waiting to see if a bowel moves.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:26 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:40 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:03 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:28 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is
Then we'll get in a tizz

by **Galted** Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:31 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is
Then we'll get in a tizz
And start up a thread doing mime

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:35 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:36 pm

It was truly comic relief

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:14 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:17 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:16 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up
And p1ssed in a cup

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:25 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up
And p1ssed in a cup
Which 2 girls picked up with their teeth

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:28 pm

The current discussion on biscuits

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:42 am

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:33 am

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:45 am

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?
Liked by different teams

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:41 pm

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?
Liked by different teams
My office is a bunch of nitwits

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:43 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par.

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