The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 11:00 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 9:30 am

Trump is building a wall

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 9:33 am

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 9:41 am

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call
Who's paying for bricks?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 10:23 am

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call
Who's paying for bricks?
Not Libtards, the pricks

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 10:43 am

Trump is building a wall
Until the Lefties give him a call
Who's paying for bricks?
Not Libtards, the pricks
Or Trump, as his hands are too small.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:56 am

I was taking my tortoise for a walk

by **Galted** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 10:59 am

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:03 am

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:16 am

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t
It was like a fuse being lit

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:17 pm

I was taking my tortoise for a walk
Having plugged up it’s bum with a cork
So when it tried to sh1t
It was like a fuse being lit
It shot forward with the speed of a hawk

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:21 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:32 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:06 am

Good morning, limerick crew

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Jan 2019, 10:11 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:07 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:18 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny
Our flaws are all tiny

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Jan 2019, 11:56 am

Good morning, limerick crew
We are hale, hearty and true
Our hair is all shiny
Our flaws are all tiny
Except Galted (who's having a poo)

by **Galted** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:12 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:55 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?

by **Galted** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:27 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:19 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
But the bowl has some slime

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:21 am

That's vulgar, Julius, but true
Do you like my new port-a-loo?
The flush is sublime
But the bowl has some slime
That was left by a lodger called Pru

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:28 am

The stage was set for the finale

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:43 am

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:44 am

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 12:27 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry
They'd built a small pantry

by **Galted** Tue 15 Jan 2019, 2:01 pm

The stage was set for the finale
Featuring Miro and Salvador Dali
But up on the gantry
They'd built a small pantry
For storing potatoes from Mali

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:20 pm

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:36 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:36 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 10:26 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine
Just taking their time

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 11:08 am

Who would of thought a Scot would wear gloves!
Whilst out searching for treasure troves
Waist deep in urine
Just taking their time
Waiting to see if a bowel moves.

by **Galted** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 2:26 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 2:40 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:03 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:28 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is
Then we'll get in a tizz

by **Galted** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:31 pm

Not one f*cking rhyme in that rhyme
Let's hope rhyming is not now a crime
Because if it is
Then we'll get in a tizz
And start up a thread doing mime

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Jan 2019, 3:35 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 11:36 am

It was truly comic relief

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:14 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 12:17 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 1:16 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up
And p1ssed in a cup

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 1:25 pm

It was truly comic relief
When Galtova let loose a queef
Then the Director stood up
And p1ssed in a cup
Which 2 girls picked up with their teeth

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 3:28 pm

The current discussion on biscuits

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 9:42 pm

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Jan 2019, 10:33 pm

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 6:45 am

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?
Liked by different teams

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 10:41 am

The current discussion on biscuits
Has led to some culinary misfits
Digestives or cremes?
Liked by different teams
My office is a bunch of nitwits

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 12:43 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par.

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