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Northern hemisphere fist.

Got a 2 day ban for calling a c*nt a c*nt.

If only we'd known, we could've gone extinction rebellion on whatever board it was.

General Election thread. Tightend is definitey a c*nt.

Possibiity of another ban coming following rant on golf board.

I think the golf board might be a bit out of our league, along with the tennis board, pretty scary places. If you're going to offend c*nts it might be best to do it on the rugby or political boards.

Seems you have a lesser super' to contend with along with the lesser 'fly.

He is a c*nt, we could've ran ragged in the streets, or got Minor Twitter celebrity, Jeff, to "influence" his "followers" to get you off the hook.

Galted wrote:Seems you have a lesser super' to contend with along with the lesser 'fly.

As Dolphin said previously super_realist is one of the worst people on here. I hold the lesser fly in warm regard in comparison.

The lesser 'fly is like an innocuous friend of a friend who's permanently away with the fairies. Keeps wittering away with no-one listening but doesn't do any harm unless he's operating machinery.

I wouldn't be remotely surprised if B*ris and Rees-Mogg were regular posters on the rugby boards.

The political threads are genuinely fascinating, it is a microcosm of various gammon sects.

Did they determine whether 'gammon' was offensive or not? Not sure whether I should be outraged that you just used it.

Would Gammony Retarded Tw@t be offensive?

I think that might result in a short ban.

Don’t worry, I got TightHead a nice two-weeker yesterday.

He is a monumental bell end, he got the triumvirate of bell endishness, of sexism, Homophobia, and racism, all in one thread.

I win!

Dolph, do you vote from here tomorrow? Or do a postal vote type thing online?

I remember in the olden days when I worked in London I had to physically (and literally) present myself at Oz House in The Strand for a State Election.

Yours is a touch different as it’s mandatory. My missus had to go to some sort of effort to prove she couldn’t vote (in the Aus election when she was in England). I’ve got my Dad doing mine as a proxy vote as I couldn’t be bothered to sort postal. I should hope he follows my instructions.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Yours is a touch different as it’s mandatory. My missus had to go to some sort of effort to prove she couldn’t vote (in the Aus election when she was in England). I’ve got my Dad doing mine as a proxy vote as I couldn’t be bothered to sort postal. I should hope he follows my instructions.

Should be fine.
Jeez I'm buggered... off to bed now. Catch you all on E-Day.

Sleep tight, don't let the redbacks bite.

ha ha... murdered a few a couple of weeks back. Felt like Pol Pot. Or one of his fervent believers at least...

Pity they don't have skulls for you to pile on top of each other.

I'm not David Bellamy.

Tino might be.

Bearded fist

Shaved sick.

Good morning, Peej, you holding up in the heat?

rick_dagless wrote:Good morning, Peej, you holding up in the heat?

It's actually quite a cool-ish 19 here now. Entering a post-apocalyptic ice age perhaps? Thinking about putting something warm on.

Watching the test in Perth... and keeping an eye on early exit polls in the next few hours.

What's the vibe like today? Any chance of a shock result or will Boris get a slightly comfortable narrow majority do you think?

Better get a coat, mate

Locally, as my local MP is a particularly odious man (Phillip Davies or Fillibuster Phil as he is known) is that labour should take the seat by a small margin, but the Brexit voters might mean this is not the case.

Nationally it seems like Boris should get in, just, or possibly a hung parliament. But each news outlet is different as you would expect.

I think, for once, the turnout should be up as there is a major emphasis on telling people to go vote one way or another.

Tird again. Which is appropriate as I need a dump.

I've been called an oaf by super realist. He thinks he is a character in a Dickens novel - David Copperc*nt.

Dickens characters are so badly named that David Copperc*nt actually sounds plausible.

McLaren wrote:Wtf is a pal joey?

The swear filter is causing confusion on the election thread.

I saw that - hopefully no one explains it to him.

I set that up with my admin powers

What has changed?

Nothing yet. Genghis Khan's record is now within sight however.

With the new decade almost 12 months away how will everyone celebrate

Hi Sean. Haven't really thought of it yet. My passport expires in 2023 so after that... who knows.

Pushing sh*t through letterboxes and throwing things at old people.

So Larry won't have 3 different owners in 5 months.

Phew!

Well I was wrong on both counts, Philip Davies got in, in my area and the Tory party won by a landslide.

Shows what I know I guess.

Confused fist

A distant sicond. Had the BBC coverage on all day here. It’s been a day of dejection, cheered somewhat by laughing at Zac Goldsmith and the DUP

Watched the Sky News version all day... it seemed much easier on the eye.
The graphics that is... not Bercow's ugly mug and Beth "Big Red Lips" Rigby's anal-y-arses.

A really badly f*cking hungover fourth.

Were you dancing with Nicola or was there some other cause for the celebration, Supes?

Next round finally open. Rick has shot himself in the foot a touch

Pal Joey wrote:Were you dancing with Nicola or was there some other cause for the celebration, Supes?

Department night out last night - I over indulged.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Were you dancing with Nicola or was there some other cause for the celebration, Supes?

Department night out last night - I over indulged.  

F*cking brave to include work, alcohol and politics on the same night.

No one has reported me for sexual harrassment so I think I got away unscathed.

Just left a really poor anatomical analogy on the Election thread. Dr Frankenstein would be jumping out of his place of rest if he could read it.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Next round finally open. Rick has shot himself in the foot a touch

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have been so flippant, flipper...

But, if recent times are anything to go by, common sense has no part in voting.

But if you sabotaged me because I was being a c**t, then fair play, I probably deserved that.

Fist.