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by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Apr 2021, 10:20 am

First topic message reminder :

Infin / itive

by king_carlos Wed 09 Jun 2021, 10:40 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I think I've finally got myself kicked off Duty's Christmas card list this time. I'm heartbroken. Christmas won't be the same without receiving GB flag pillow cases, an effigy of Nigel Farage and an all lives matter vinyl wall sticker for my bathroom.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Jun 2021, 10:43 am

king_carlos wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I think I've finally got myself kicked off Duty's Christmas card list this time. I'm heartbroken. Christmas won't be the same without receiving GB flag pillow cases, an effigy of Nigel Farage and an all lives matter vinyl wall sticker for my bathroom.

l*l.

Don't worry mate, I'll put you on my list instead.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:09 am

State of Origin about to start for any Northerners on here.

A lot of whinging here about moving the first game to Townsville which is a NSW 'home' game. Game 1 in Melbourne was moved to N Qld due to covid. Not really fussed tbh. I think it's good to move the game around the country.

At least the kids will be distracted for a couple of hours of home break-ins. It's really bad up there apparently. It has one of the highest juvenile crime rates in Australia. Lots of carjackings... one lady's home was broken into 4 times in one week! It's sort of like Jo'burg meets LA on a smaller scale... but probably more like Fortaleza Brazil in terms of climatic atmosphere.

by **superflyweight** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
king_carlos wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I think I've finally got myself kicked off Duty's Christmas card list this time. I'm heartbroken. Christmas won't be the same without receiving GB flag pillow cases, an effigy of Nigel Farage and an all lives matter vinyl wall sticker for my bathroom.

l*l.

Don't worry mate, I'll put you on my list instead.

Duty 'foe'd' me ages ago. I didn't foe him because I'm better than that and by extension, better than him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:24 am

Pal Joey wrote:State of Origin about to start for any Northerners on here.

A lot of whinging here about moving the first game to Townsville which is a NSW 'home' game. Game 1 in Melbourne was moved to N Qld due to covid. Not really fussed tbh. I think it's good to move the game around the country.

At least the kids will be distracted for a couple of hours of home break-ins. It's really bad up there apparently. It has one of the highest juvenile crime rates in Australia. Lots of carjackings... one lady's home was broken into 4 times in one week! It's sort of like Jo'burg meets LA on a smaller scale... but probably more like Fortaleza Brazil in terms of climatic atmosphere.

I love the State of Origin, Pee Jay. I love League anyway but the SofO is about as good as it gets normally.

Big game on Sky over here on Friday. Leeds Rhinos v St Helens (or Sen Telens for riCKo's benefit). I don't follow a team although used to watch Warrington a fair bit when I was still a proper Man of the North. Partly because I was trying to get into the pants of a girl who was a big Warrington fan as well.

Had to stop my mate doing a pitch invasion at Old Trafford once back in the early 2000's at a Grand Final when Madness were the pre-match "entertainment". He was going to have a polite discussion with Suggs but we managed to stop him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:25 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
king_carlos wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I think I've finally got myself kicked off Duty's Christmas card list this time. I'm heartbroken. Christmas won't be the same without receiving GB flag pillow cases, an effigy of Nigel Farage and an all lives matter vinyl wall sticker for my bathroom.

l*l.

Don't worry mate, I'll put you on my list instead.

Duty 'foe'd' me ages ago. I didn't foe him because I'm better than that and by extension, better than him.

I've considered 'foe'ing' you a few times to be fair.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:State of Origin about to start for any Northerners on here.

A lot of whinging here about moving the first game to Townsville which is a NSW 'home' game. Game 1 in Melbourne was moved to N Qld due to covid. Not really fussed tbh. I think it's good to move the game around the country.

At least the kids will be distracted for a couple of hours of home break-ins. It's really bad up there apparently. It has one of the highest juvenile crime rates in Australia. Lots of carjackings... one lady's home was broken into 4 times in one week! It's sort of like Jo'burg meets LA on a smaller scale... but probably more like Fortaleza Brazil in terms of climatic atmosphere.

I love the State of Origin, Pee Jay. I love League anyway but the SofO is about as good as it gets normally.

Big game on Sky over here on Friday. Leeds Rhinos v St Helens (or Sen Telens for riCKo's benefit). I don't follow a team although used to watch Warrington a fair bit when I was still a proper Man of the North. Partly because I was trying to get into the pants of a girl who was a big Warrington fan as well.

Had to stop my mate doing a pitch invasion at Old Trafford once back in the early 2000's at a Grand Final when Madness were the pre-match "entertainment". He was going to have a polite discussion with Suggs but we managed to stop him.

l*l

I watched both Challenge Cup semi finals on the weekend (well, recorded them)... both good games. So Sen Telens are also in that one against Cass'l'f'd for the final on July 27th?

Just realised Brian To'o would make a great pair with Naomi Osaka... similar hair. They'd have beautiful kids.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
king_carlos wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I think I've finally got myself kicked off Duty's Christmas card list this time. I'm heartbroken. Christmas won't be the same without receiving GB flag pillow cases, an effigy of Nigel Farage and an all lives matter vinyl wall sticker for my bathroom.

l*l.

Don't worry mate, I'll put you on my list instead.

Duty 'foe'd' me ages ago. I didn't foe him because I'm better than that and by extension, better than him.

I've considered 'foe'ing' you a few times to be fair.

Presumably that's a euphemism.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Jun 2021, 11:45 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:State of Origin about to start for any Northerners on here.

A lot of whinging here about moving the first game to Townsville which is a NSW 'home' game. Game 1 in Melbourne was moved to N Qld due to covid. Not really fussed tbh. I think it's good to move the game around the country.

At least the kids will be distracted for a couple of hours of home break-ins. It's really bad up there apparently. It has one of the highest juvenile crime rates in Australia. Lots of carjackings... one lady's home was broken into 4 times in one week! It's sort of like Jo'burg meets LA on a smaller scale... but probably more like Fortaleza Brazil in terms of climatic atmosphere.

I love the State of Origin, Pee Jay. I love League anyway but the SofO is about as good as it gets normally.

Big game on Sky over here on Friday. Leeds Rhinos v St Helens (or Sen Telens for riCKo's benefit). I don't follow a team although used to watch Warrington a fair bit when I was still a proper Man of the North. Partly because I was trying to get into the pants of a girl who was a big Warrington fan as well.

Had to stop my mate doing a pitch invasion at Old Trafford once back in the early 2000's at a Grand Final when Madness were the pre-match "entertainment". He was going to have a polite discussion with Suggs but we managed to stop him.

l*l

I watched both Challenge Cup semi finals on the weekend (well, recorded them)... both good games. So Sen Telens are also in that one against Cass'l'f'd for the final on July 27th?

Just realised Brian To'o would make a great pair with Naomi Osaka... similar hair. They'd have beautiful kids.

If you get a spare evening, try and find a documentary on t'internet called Behind the Smile. It is a about Mose Masoe and his recovery from his spinal injury. Great watch but pretty tough in places. There was a bit of dust in the air when I watched it and it got in my eyes.

by **superflyweight** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 12:03 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
king_carlos wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I think I've finally got myself kicked off Duty's Christmas card list this time. I'm heartbroken. Christmas won't be the same without receiving GB flag pillow cases, an effigy of Nigel Farage and an all lives matter vinyl wall sticker for my bathroom.

l*l.

Don't worry mate, I'll put you on my list instead.

Duty 'foe'd' me ages ago. I didn't foe him because I'm better than that and by extension, better than him.

I've considered 'foe'ing' you a few times to be fair.

Presumably that's a euphemism.

I foe'd myself twice yesterday.

by king_carlos Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:00 pm

The cricket thread has gone full golf 606 with their Drive4Show anything goes flying off the rails.

by king_carlos Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:01 pm

Oh Jesus. BamBam has just entered the thread like John Cena arriving as the final entrant in a Royal Rumble.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:02 pm

BamBam is a funny cat.

We need to get him on here someday.

by king_carlos Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:03 pm

Any second now I'm expecting to hear bells tolling and 606 to go dark for a moment before LondonTiger returns in a stetson and duster delivering tombstone pile drivers.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:16 pm

BamBam is a lovely lad. I am also his babysitter on the mod team, which he knows by now.

I’ve learned it’s not ok to hate me. Passing that on to my girlfriend.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:16 pm

Serial Wokeness could be the thing we need to bring back the most shouty man of them all.

Someone quite Serial himself.

by lostinwales Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:50 pm

king_carlos wrote:Any second now I'm expecting to hear bells tolling and 606 to go dark for a moment before LondonTiger returns in a stetson and duster delivering tombstone pile drivers.

I have very much missed seeing him about.

by king_carlos Wed 09 Jun 2021, 2:59 pm

lostinwales wrote:
king_carlos wrote:Any second now I'm expecting to hear bells tolling and 606 to go dark for a moment before LondonTiger returns in a stetson and duster delivering tombstone pile drivers.

I have very much missed seeing him about.

Yeah LT is much missed. It was quite a sudden departure from regular posting as well. I really hope all is OK with him.

In contrast with BamBam suggesting a Cumquat Cup for 606 posters, a poll for the best 606ers from down the years would surely see LT do pretty well.

Does anyone who posted on the Beebs 606 back in the day remember Triangulation and the absolute havoc his trolling caused at times?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 3:01 pm

The tennis section of the BBC 606 was where the term 'premature speculation' was coined.

by lostinwales Wed 09 Jun 2021, 4:04 pm

king_carlos wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
king_carlos wrote:Any second now I'm expecting to hear bells tolling and 606 to go dark for a moment before LondonTiger returns in a stetson and duster delivering tombstone pile drivers.

I have very much missed seeing him about.

Yeah LT is much missed. It was quite a sudden departure from regular posting as well. I really hope all is OK with him.

In contrast with BamBam suggesting a Cumquat Cup for 606 posters, a poll for the best 606ers from down the years would surely see LT do pretty well.

Does anyone who posted on the Beebs 606 back in the day remember Triangulation and the absolute havoc his trolling caused at times?

Wasn't there a guy called juggler who was fantastic with stats?

by lostinwales Wed 09 Jun 2021, 4:09 pm

By chance I just checked when I joined this forum

Happy(?) 10th anniversary to me!

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 5:54 pm

lostinwales wrote:By chance I just checked when I joined this forum

Happy(?) 10th anniversary to me!

I sicond that. The King just missed his and Julius has one coming up.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 6:56 pm

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/faces-stories-258-lancashire-criminals-19548890.amp

First one is michaels. Might have known he would be called Shane

by Hibbz Wed 09 Jun 2021, 8:23 pm

I remember a guy called stats who was a fantastic juggler

by lostinwales Wed 09 Jun 2021, 9:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/faces-stories-258-lancashire-criminals-19548890.amp

First one is michaels. Might have known he would be called Shane

Barbara Webster, prosecuting, said: “He did not like performing the act and said sorry to the chickens after.”

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 09 Jun 2021, 9:28 pm

lostinwales wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/faces-stories-258-lancashire-criminals-19548890.amp

First one is michaels. Might have known he would be called Shane

Barbara Webster, prosecuting, said: “He did not like performing the act and said sorry to the chickens after.”

I

I didnt want to spoil the LOL out loud moment by revealing it

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jun 2021, 8:49 am

New job, new fist.

by lostinwales Thu 10 Jun 2021, 9:21 am

Slow Sicond. You guys have no time consistency at all

by lostinwales Thu 10 Jun 2021, 9:21 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:New job, new fist.

New job? What has changed?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jun 2021, 9:47 am

I move jobs with regularity TBH, but this time it was due to the company making all its staff redundant, so I have been running around recently to make sure my team are all sorted out with new roles (I had one in my back pocket waiting to go so to speak, because doing what I do, you can see these things coming from a mile off) Happily everyone is now sorted and I have officially signed, so I can now spend the next few weeks doing f**k all and getting paid for it.

by **superflyweight** Thu 10 Jun 2021, 10:59 am

Hibbz wrote:I remember a guy called stats who was a fantastic juggler

Classic Hibbz

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Jun 2021, 11:50 am

superflyweight wrote:
Hibbz wrote:I remember a guy called stats who was a fantastic juggler

Classic Hibbz

Absolute peak.

The bad thing about owning a business reliant on humans actually being able to meet is that I've got no money.

The good thing is, I can sit and watch test match cricket all day.

Although according to riCKo, it sounds like I need to retrain to be a lawyer. Not sure I could handle everyone thinking I'm a c*nt though.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 Jun 2021, 12:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:... Not sure I could handle everyone thinking I'm a c*nt though.

You're doing OK so far.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 10 Jun 2021, 12:25 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:... Not sure I could handle everyone thinking I'm a c*nt though.

You're doing OK so far.

l*l

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jun 2021, 2:35 pm

I came to terms with it a long time ago, if I am going to be a c**t I might as well get paid for it.

by **superflyweight** Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:48 pm

I waive my salary for the pleasure of being a professional c**t.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:16 am

It's one of the few perks

Fist.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:19 am

Sekund.

This is a rarity.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:22 am

Has one shat ones pantaloons?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:28 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Has one shat ones pantaloons?

Does it make a difference if I did it on purpose?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:35 am

At your age, no.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:40 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:At your age, no.

l*l

This is heartwarming though, rICk. One Man of the North and another (just) chewing the fat in the early morning. We should really be on a park bench with our whippets and flat caps. Grizzling at Galted as he walks past with his skinny caramel latte and carrot on sourdough sandwich.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:46 am

Sounds like a genuinely nice plan, mate, you back in the shire this weekend?

Interestingly my new place advertises their main office in Cheshire, which was nice, but then i found out it was Warrington...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:53 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Sounds like a genuinely nice plan, mate, you back in the shire this weekend?

Interestingly my new place advertises their main office in Cheshire, which was nice, but then i found out it was Warrington...

Not this weekend, but heading up next weekend for definite. Looking forward to it. Not sure Mrs Windows and the kids are but there you go. Mrs Window thinks a solid 90% of my northern friends and family are idiots and she has a point.

Some smoking hot women in Warrington though. Some of them even have their own teeth.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 8:56 am

Same here with my friends, though most of the proper idiots are in rehab, prison, or dead.

There are some hot women but a lot of them are men, and it is not the same since Mr Smith's and The World shut down.

by **Galted** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:11 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:At your age, no.

l*l

This is heartwarming though, rICk. One Man of the North and another (just) chewing the fat in the early morning. We should really be on a park bench with our whippets and flat caps. Grizzling at Galted as he walks past with his skinny caramel latte and carrot on sourdough sandwich.

I would be wearing a Free Palestine t-shirt, red corduroy shorts and a pair of sandals made from recycled hummus tubs.

by lostinwales Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:12 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:...

There are some hot women but a lot of them are men, and it is not the same since Mr Smith's and The World shut down.

Are or were?

Tird, (possibly) Not sleeping well in the hot weather

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 9:18 am

Are, there is quite the transvestite scene in Warrington, as there is in Chester.

I have a friend who is pretty active in that scene, and he was pointing out some of the really hot girls, who were guys.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 10:52 am

Is a Friday michaels called a Frichaels?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Jun 2021, 11:59 am

It is now.

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