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Real men like me don't go to the pub to watch football. We watch at home sitting between the fridge and a bucket for pissing in.

Galted wrote:Real men like me

You lost the room after this point.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Real men like me

You lost the room after this point.

That stung more than it should have.

'sup. Fist

Sicond. Thrilled to be here.

Tird and loving it.

Monday morning fort. I don't like Mondays

Tell me why.

Galted wrote:Tell me why.

Boom!

Gutentag Notches

Cheese Pickle and salad bloomer, Thai sweet chilli McCoy's and a can of Ginger Monster. 8/10

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think so. I may have to drive past the pub where I watched England beat Netherlands 4-1, just to make sure it is still there.

I was at that game. Sat next to a future Brexit voter who was still incredibly angry about everything even when England were 4-0 up.

ShahenshahG wrote:Gutentag Notches

Cheese Pickle and salad bloomer, Thai sweet chilli McCoy's and a can of Ginger Monster. 8/10

Bender.

The sexual tension in here is unbearable sometimes

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Tell me why.

Boom!

Too many rats

Ashely is getting beat, f**sake

Fist

Sicond

Tough draw for Ashley. As far as I'm aware he's never advocated machine-gunning boats full of refugees.

no but he has killed the high street, f**ked an entire football club and it's history, and put so many people on 0 hour contracts that have f**ked their lives completely.

The difference between Ashley and Hopkins is that Hopkins is incapable of following through with her bull *** whereas Ashley has the money and the influence to actually f**k people over.

That's the logic I used in voting for Ashley, that and wanting Rick to like me.

I nominated a total of 34 c*nts and I don't think a single one has made it through to the quarters which makes me think that Shah was right in nominating everyone from this forum.

rIck_dAgless wrote:no but he has killed the high street, f**ked an entire football club and it's history, and put so many people on 0 hour contracts that have f**ked their lives completely.

The difference between Ashley and Hopkins is that Hopkins is incapable of following through with her bull *** whereas Ashley has the money and the influence to actually f**k people over.

One of the great political speeches - stick it alongside the Gettysburg Address. I want to change my vote!

Galted wrote:That's the logic I used in voting for Ashley, that and wanting Rick to like me.

I went the other way and voted for Hopkins. Firstly because I don't want riCKO to like me and secondly it was a petty act of revenge for ElonMuskgate.

You know i've always loved you Galts, and Tino, you can't split up with me like that, sorry, and musk is an uberc**t

rIck_dAgless wrote:You know i've always loved you Galts, and Tino, you can't split up with me like that, sorry, and musk is an uberc**t

I know mate. I just wanted some attention.

Don't we all, Tino, don't we all...

rIck_dAgless wrote:Don't we all, Tino, don't we all...

The amusing thing to do now would be to ignore your post all day.

B*llocks.

If you get Jules/flipper et al. to delete these posts, I will pretend to have not seen them, then dopamine all round.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Yesterday I drove past on old pub, where I watched England vs Argentina - the one where Owen scored his wonder goal and Beckham got sent off. Except it's been torn down and is now a block of flats.
I've only just recovered enough from the melancholy to post on here about it.

I can't find it atm but somewhere in the library of Bat Towers I have a book called something like ''Cricket's Lost Outgrounds''. It shows photos on a then and now basis of grounds which were used, particularly in the '60s and '70s, for professional county games maybe once or twice a season. Many of the grounds - particularly works grounds - which were once tended so magnificently are now abandoned and in a state of ruin.

For me though, one set of photos was even more upsetting. The ''then'' photo from the mid '70s shows the West Indian Gordon Greenidge and the South African Barry Richard going out to bat together for Hampshire in a home match at somewhere like Basingstoke. Instead of there being a plaque celebrating where two all time batting greats once played, the ''now'' photo shows a block of flats with a sign on the grass at the front instructing, ''No Ball Games''.

guildfordbat wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Yesterday I drove past on old pub, where I watched England vs Argentina - the one where Owen scored his wonder goal and Beckham got sent off. Except it's been torn down and is now a block of flats.
I've only just recovered enough from the melancholy to post on here about it.

I can't find it atm but somewhere in the library of Bat Towers I have a book called something like ''Cricket's Lost Outgrounds''. It shows photos on a then and now basis of grounds which were used, particularly in the '60s and '70s, for professional county games maybe once or twice a season. Many of the grounds - particularly works grounds - which were once tended so magnificently are now abandoned and in a state of ruin.

For me though, one set of photos was even more upsetting. The  ''then'' photo from the mid '70s shows the West Indian Gordon Greenidge and the South African Barry Richard going out to bat together for Hampshire in a home match at somewhere like Basingstoke. Instead of there being a plaque celebrating where two all time batting greats once played, the ''now'' photo shows a block of flats with a sign on the grass at the front instructing, ''No Ball Games''.

It has a certain poetic poignancy to it. It would make a good cover for the book.

If you judge a book by the cover, then you judge the look by the lover.

rIck_dAgless wrote:no but he has killed the high street, f**ked an entire football club and it's history, and put so many people on 0 hour contracts that have f**ked their lives completely.

The difference between Ashley and Hopkins is that Hopkins is incapable of following through with her bull *** whereas Ashley has the money and the influence to actually f**k people over.

Every round Mike Ashley gets through makes me more and more annoyed. Big smile when Sir Rod pulled out the balls and drew the pair together. 

Who owns JD Sports?

Pentland

I quite like Mike Ashley.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I quite like Mike Ashley.

I quite like Hugh Jackman.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I quite like Mike Ashley.

I quite like Hugh Jackman.

You like him about as much as I like Mike Ashley.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I quite like Mike Ashley.

He hates you.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I quite like Mike Ashley.

He hates you.

Not as much as he hates you.

At least it is reciprocated at my end, so I am cool with that, you fancy him.

rIck_dAgless wrote:At least it is reciprocated at my end, so I am cool with that, you fancy him.

Too young for me.

F*t f**k couldn't get up a tree anyway, you're better off without, mate.

Hugh isn't returning my calls, rICk. Any advice?

Go to his house and lift his car slightly off the ground to send a message, for that you will need a jack, man.

Fist.

It will have to be a hughe one.

Sicond.

Galted wrote:It will have to be a hughe one.

Sicond.

Apparently I've just 'liked' this post. Generous tird.

Fort of the day

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:It will have to be a hughe one.

Sicond.

Apparently I've just 'liked' this post. Generous tird.

Me too. It was a damn good post in our defence.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:It will have to be a hughe one.

Sicond.

Apparently I've just 'liked' this post. Generous tird.

Me too.  It was a damn good post in our defence.

Yes, but this one was rubbish.

It's like a Gordian knot on here.

Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I'd heard of it before; then forgotten the precise definition - so I had to look it up again for clarification.
Some great pictures and diagrams of it can be found... but they're very difficult to unravel in the mind.

Have you seen UИHINGED, Tino? I've been told it's not as good as it could be and there are too many holes in the plot.
I think Falling Down was a 'classic' in the angry person over-reacting to trivial matters genre.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:It's like a Gordian knot on here.

I'd never heard of a gordian knot till Duty commented on it earlier.

I'd heard of it before; then forgotten the precise definition - so I had to look it up again for clarification.
Some great pictures and diagrams of it can be found... but they're very difficult to unravel in the mind.

Have you seen UИHINGED, Tino? I've been told it's not as good as it could be and there are too many holes in the plot.
I think Falling Down was a 'classic' in the angry person over-reacting to trivial matters genre.

I have seen Unhinged, yes. It was the first film we went to see after lockdown 1 ended last year. It was either that or Tenet, they were about the only choices going at the cinema at the time. I thought it was pretty good actually. Crowe had a decent performance. There is one scene in a cafe that is brutally brilliant. Can't say too much as hopefully you'll watch it but it is a great turning point in the film.

It wasn't as good as Falling Down but very watchable.

I made the right choice though as I later watched Tenet at home and my god it was sh*te. It is basically a pompous version of Fast and Furious. The script is essentially car chase followed by fist fight followed by gun fight. Repeat.

It thinks it is way cleverer than it actually is.