Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! Group One (Vote for Two)

Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! It is our job to find out who is the biggest kumquat going at the moment. Not politicians, not real terrorists and that game, but annoying pr!cks that ruin days for no reason except existing.

Vote for the two biggest kumquats, two will qualify for the knockout stage. Rumours of a European Kumquat League have been silenced. You may notice this is the same introduction for each post. Good for you.

Jeff Bezos
Emma Watson
Stephen King
Tim Martin from Wetherspoons
Tim Henman
Elon Musk
Lewis Hamilton
Sarah Pascoe

Voted for my own, I think that's acceptable in this competition as it's about the biggest c*nt and not the best nominator of c*nts.

Would've gone for Jeff Bezos otherwise.

I must have missed something about Stephen King. I didnt know people regarded him as a c*nt.

Samo wrote:I must have missed something about Stephen King.  I didnt know people regarded him as a c*nt.

He doesn't write endings very well, but otherwise I find him pleasant enough.

King can't finish a book for sh1t, he's very politically active so may be that.

Or it might be because of the whole Dark Tower ending sh1t show

The 12 year olds having a profoundly intimate gang-bang with a girl of the same age in It outed him as a massive nonce.

Martin and Musk