The Culture cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup - The Last Eight - Tucker Carlson vs Owen Jones

The bloody neighbour's cats have been allowed out for the first time ever and they keep just storming into my house. Hissing at each other too, idiots. 

This one is left vs right. Loudmouths the pair, Carlson hates the woke, Owen hates the gammons. Both could never see themselves as ever being wrong and fit this competition beautifully. It's not about where you are, how you look, who you vote for. It's about if you're a Kumquat or not.

Jones is a Kumquat, but at least he is arguing for equality. Carlson is just the dirt worst.

Samo wrote:Jones is a Kumquat, but at least he is arguing for equality.  Carlson is just the dirt worst.

Sound reasoning but I vote for whoever's face I'd most like to take a snooker ball in a sock to and in this case it happens to be Jones.

Galted wrote:

Samo wrote:Jones is a Kumquat, but at least he is arguing for equality.  Carlson is just the dirt worst.

Sound reasoning but I vote for whoever's face I'd most like to take a snooker ball in a sock to and in this case it happens to be Jones.

I thought Time was quite good, too.

I went for Tucker because I've actually seen more of his cumquatishness than Jones, who simply isn't on my radar.

Duty is correct. Time was quite good - it's one of my favourite ELO albums.

Samo wrote:Jones is a Kumquat, but at least he is arguing for equality.  Carlson is just the dirt worst.

This is where it gets tough. Jones is right on the edge of that group that preaches equality but in reality it is an equality that they are also very keen to define. All very Animal Farm, hence his occasional nickname of 'squealer'.

Surprised Jones got knocked out to Carlson. Looks as though Hopkins is the overwhelming favourite to win this.