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Post by Pal Joey Sat 24 Jun 2023, 12:40 am

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It's a bit HOT down here.


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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 26 Jul 2023, 2:03 pm

must be due a CC soon

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Post by Galted Wed 26 Jul 2023, 7:21 pm

A bit of a shock to find out I'm not Sinead O'Connor. Seems the musos are p*ssing Tino off as well.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Jul 2023, 8:20 pm

She had it coming, Galted.

Nicking songs off Prince, then crying about it. Stop crying baldy, this is going to make you millions.

Having regular pops at the Catholic Church, calling them nonces. That wasn't very charitable of her.

Not on my watch, Galted.

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Post by Galted Wed 26 Jul 2023, 10:06 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She had it coming, Galted.

Nicking songs off Prince, then crying about it. Stop crying baldy, this is going to make you millions.

Having regular pops at the Catholic Church,  calling them nonces. That wasn't very charitable of her.

Not on my watch, Galted.

Fair enough, Tino, much as I like to argue, I have to agree that she had it coming.

Which Aussie is top of your list, Warner, Smith Smith or PJ?

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 26 Jul 2023, 10:34 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She had it coming, Galted.

Nicking songs off Prince, then crying about it. Stop crying baldy, this is going to make you millions.

Having regular pops at the Catholic Church,  calling them nonces. That wasn't very charitable of her.

Not on my watch, Galted.

Fair enough, Tino, much as I like to argue, I have to agree that she had it coming.

Which Aussie is top of your list, Warner, Smith Smith or PJ?

I don't compare to them do I?

Smith Smith must be a close sicond to that pathetic grinning poor excuse for a walrus.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:01 am

F*cking hell, Galted. Don't be lumping Pee Jay in with Warner and Smith.
1) Jackman
2) Warner
3) Smith
4) Saltwater crocodile
5) Bouncer
6) Jason Donovan
7) Paul Robinson
8) AC/DC
9) Rebel Wilson
10) Pee Jay

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:45 am

1) Warner
2) Smith Smith
3) Chris Smith
4) Alf Stewart
5) David Koch
6) Chris Kenny
7) Kyle Sandilands
8) John Howard
9) Kylie Minogue
10) Noel Pearson

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Post by Galted Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:53 am

1 - McGrath
2 - Warner
3 - Pat Cash
4 - Mark Bosnich
5 - the stingray that killed Steve Irwin
6 - the rest of INXS
7 - Crocodile Dundee
8 - PJ
9 - Hugh Jackman
10 - Rebel Wilson
11 - Nathan Lyon

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Post by Galted Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:54 am

Forgot about Rupert Murdoch, would have him in at number 3.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:58 am

Pal Joey wrote:1) Warner
2) Smith Smith
3) Chris Smith
4) Alf Stewart
5) David Koch
6) Chris Kenny
7) Kyle Sandilands
8) John Howard
9) Kylie Minogue
10) Noel Pearson

Loving number 4, Pee Jay.

Considered Kylie for my list but I don't trust myself with her dead body so left her off.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:01 am

Galted wrote:Forgot about Rupert Murdoch, would have him in at number 3.

Genuinely thought he was dead already.

Choosing the stingray that did for Steve Irwin is an absolute piece of genius, Galted.

Wish I'd thought of that myself, you c*nt.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:02 am

Pal Joey wrote:
2) Smith Smith

Missed that. L*l out loud.

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Post by Galted Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Forgot about Rupert Murdoch, would have him in at number 3.

Genuinely thought he was dead already.

Choosing the stingray that did for Steve Irwin is an absolute piece of genius, Galted.

Wish I'd thought of that myself, you c*nt.

It was inspired by your choice of saltwater crocodile.

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Post by Galted Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:38 am

I’ll never forgot hearing about Steve Irwin’s death - was told by a big, thuggish Cockney I used to work with, who’s gullible as f*ck and invariably gets his stories wrong.  He came rushing in that morning, shouting that Steve Irwin was skydiving over the sea and landed on a stingray which killed him, he emphasised the landing by slapping his hands together.  Which, when you imagine it, means that either Irwin didn’t bother with a parachute because he’s so hard, or he could see the ray looming below him and was frantically trying to climb back into the sky.  Not to mention who the f*ck skydives over the ocean?  Was p*ssing myself laughing when I went onto the Beeb to find out what really happened.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:44 am

Superb call on McGrath, Galted. Cash, Bosnich and Murdoch definitely should be on there. I was going to put Peter Andre but then realised he was born in Harrow... but spent some time here.

I was thinking of doing an English list but I'm in the lucky position of being unfamiliar with your contemporary d!ckheads and f*ckwits.

I'd have Stokes right near the top but the ugly ginger tattooed c*nt was born in NZ. Can't stand those Top Gear jerks, the Harrys (both f*ckface Windsor and the sh!t singer) Vaughan, David Lloyd, Atherton... that smug cheating c*nt. Then there's Ben Duckett with a face like a half-squeezed lemon but he's probably a 'nice guy'.

You guys will have more in-your-face experience of current ars3holes (tv personalities, actors, footballers, in-bred northerners and politicians) than I would though. You've got so much to choose from and we haven't even got into your pissweak wildlife, cr@p weather, and your stingy, filthy, whiny, pasty, hair-bunned hospitality sector yet.


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Post by Galted Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:46 am

Pal Joey wrote:Superb call on McGrath, Galted. Cash, Bosnich and Murdoch definitely should be on there. I was going to put Peter Andre but then realised he was born in Harrow... but spent some time here.

I was thinking of doing an English list but I'm in the lucky position of being unfamiliar with your contemporary d!ckheads and f*ckwits.

I'd have Stokes right near the top but the ugly ginger tattooed c*nt was born in NZ. Can stand those Top Gear jerks, the Harrys (both f*ckface Windsor and the sh!t singer) Vaughan, David Lloyd, Atherton... that smug cheating c*nt. Then there's Ben Duckett with a face like a half-squeezed lemon but he's probably a 'nice guy'.

You guys will have more in-your-face experience of current ars3holes (tv personalities, actors, footballers, in-bred northerners and politicians) than I would though. You've got so much to choose from and we haven't even got into your pissweak wildlife, cr@p weather, and your stingy, filthy, whiny, pasty, hair-bunned hospitality sector yet.

Would have to be a top 100, updated daily as more c*nts are called to memory. I could do a list of 10 comedians alone.

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Post by superflyweight Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:46 am

How come no celebrities or politicians end themselves by strangle w*nk anymore? It's a lost art.

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Post by Galted Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:51 am

superflyweight wrote:How come no celebrities or politicians end themselves by strangle w*nk anymore?  It's a lost art.  

Reckon that's how Corden is going to go.

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Post by superflyweight Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:58 am

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:How come no celebrities or politicians end themselves by strangle w*nk anymore?  It's a lost art.  

Reckon that's how Corden is going to go.

The main thing is that he dies before I do.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:33 am

Pal Joey wrote:Then there's Ben Duckett with a face like a half-squeezed lemon

Laugh

That is wonderful stuff, Pee Jay.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:35 am

superflyweight wrote:
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superflyweight wrote:How come no celebrities or politicians end themselves by strangle w*nk anymore?  It's a lost art.  

Reckon that's how Corden is going to go.

The main thing is that he dies before I do.  

You could strangle him whilst he is w*nking?

You'd need big hands to get round his blubbery neck but it's an option.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:12 pm

superflyweight wrote:How come no celebrities or politicians end themselves by strangle w*nk anymore?  It's a lost art.  

Sinead O'Connor?

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Post by superflyweight Thu 27 Jul 2023, 1:16 pm

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superflyweight wrote:How come no celebrities or politicians end themselves by strangle w*nk anymore?  It's a lost art.  

Sinead O'Connor?

Sinead O'Gonner

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:00 am

Fist. Was going to put up a shelf today but I think I'll get obscenely drunk instead.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:02 am

Galted wrote:Fist.  Was going to put up a shelf today but I think I'll get obscenely drunk instead.

Sicond. I've been outside speaking to the builder working on our extension this morning. Conversation covered a wide variety of topics such as where I wanted him to put in radiators, sockets and light circuits and the quality of Edinburgh strippers 30 years ago.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:10 am

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Sicond.  I've been outside speaking to the builder working on our extension this morning.  Conversation covered a wide variety of topics such as where I wanted him to put in radiators, sockets and light circuits and the quality of Edinburgh strippers 30 years ago.  

Excalibur Cottage? Ye House?


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Post by Galted Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:30 am

Used to go to a strip club in Shoreditch about 20 years ago. The strippers would walk around holding tankards before their dance and you had to put in at least 50p. I once had nothing less than a pound coin on me and asked for change, the verbal abuse I received was very much unbefitting of a young lady.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:40 am

Galted wrote:Used to go to a strip club in Shoreditch about 20 years ago.  The strippers would walk around holding tankards before their dance and you had to put in at least 50p.  I once had nothing less than a pound coin on me and asked for change, the verbal abuse I received was very much unbefitting of a young lady.

Think I told you about the one I went to in Stoke where the 'young' lady hid an unopened bottle of Champagne (sparking wine, this was in Stoke) in her person. I was worried about how unhygienic it was.

Was the same place another 'young' lady had enough control to hold a lit cigarette in her minge without burning herself. Remarkable really.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:41 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:

Sicond.  I've been outside speaking to the builder working on our extension this morning.  Conversation covered a wide variety of topics such as where I wanted him to put in radiators, sockets and light circuits and the quality of Edinburgh strippers 30 years ago.  

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The Cinnamons or Ace House.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:45 am

superflyweight wrote:
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Sicond.  I've been outside speaking to the builder working on our extension this morning.  Conversation covered a wide variety of topics such as where I wanted him to put in radiators, sockets and light circuits and the quality of Edinburgh strippers 30 years ago.  

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The Cinnamons or Ace House.  

It's a shame the rules prohibit us meeting, Supes. I actually think we would get on.

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Jul 2023, 12:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Used to go to a strip club in Shoreditch about 20 years ago.  The strippers would walk around holding tankards before their dance and you had to put in at least 50p.  I once had nothing less than a pound coin on me and asked for change, the verbal abuse I received was very much unbefitting of a young lady.

Think I told you about the one I went to in Stoke where the 'young' lady hid an unopened bottle of Champagne (sparking wine, this was in Stoke) in her person. I was worried about how unhygienic it was.

Was the same place another 'young' lady had enough control to hold a lit cigarette in her minge without burning herself. Remarkable really.

Does ring a bell. The only tricks these ones could do was get their flaps out.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Jul 2023, 1:30 pm

Still a trick of sorts.

I need some assistance, Galts. I'm on holiday for a couple of weeks from tomorrow. Can you do the bins please? Recycling and garden waste this Sunday, normal rubbish following week. Much obliged.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 28 Jul 2023, 1:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Sicond.  I've been outside speaking to the builder working on our extension this morning.  Conversation covered a wide variety of topics such as where I wanted him to put in radiators, sockets and light circuits and the quality of Edinburgh strippers 30 years ago.  

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The Cinnamons or Ace House.  

It's a shame the rules prohibit us meeting, Supes. I actually think we would get on.

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me this year.

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Jul 2023, 2:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Still a trick of sorts.

I need some assistance, Galts. I'm on holiday for a couple of weeks from tomorrow. Can you do the bins please? Recycling and garden waste this Sunday, normal rubbish following week. Much obliged.

No worries, will probably do what I normally do and forget, then get the pikeys round on the last day to chuck everything.

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Post by lostinwales Mon 31 Jul 2023, 2:10 pm

Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

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Post by guildfordbat Mon 31 Jul 2023, 3:10 pm

lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

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Post by Galted Mon 31 Jul 2023, 7:06 pm

Fairly annoying that I've been pretending to care about cricket so I can stalk Guildford on the Ashes thread when he's been frequenting this one. The cruise anecdote was worthy of favourable comment.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 31 Jul 2023, 7:46 pm

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lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

Is that the ball that I bowled when I said England had enough runs?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 31 Jul 2023, 8:48 pm

I'm not Paul Reubens, but from what I know about him, I'm fairly sure he was Tino.

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Post by Galted Tue 01 Aug 2023, 8:42 am

He's how I imagine Coxy.

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Post by guildfordbat Tue 01 Aug 2023, 10:07 am

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lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

Is that the ball that I bowled when I said England had enough runs?

That particular ball is still being checked for overstepping in line with my most recent post on the Ashes thread.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 01 Aug 2023, 12:59 pm

guildfordbat wrote:
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lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

Is that the ball that I bowled when I said England had enough runs?

That particular ball is still being checked for overstepping in line with my most recent post on the Ashes thread.

I wouldn't be too worried, Guildford. That was a fair delivery according to the 3rd umpire.

I'm having a quiet (and probably an early) night watching your gals taking the Chinese women apart in Adelaide. Another ruthless display from the white shirts thus far. I note Stanway has a plethora of tattoos on 'er arms. Like random doodles.

England are simply too big, too strong, too skilled and too artistic for their cleanskin opposition.

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Post by guildfordbat Tue 01 Aug 2023, 1:42 pm

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lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

Is that the ball that I bowled when I said England had enough runs?

That particular ball is still being checked for overstepping in line with my most recent post on the Ashes thread.

I wouldn't be too worried, Guildford. That was a fair delivery according to the 3rd umpire.

I'm having a quiet (and probably an early) night watching your gals taking the Chinese women apart in Adelaide. Another ruthless display from the white shirts thus far.]I note Stanway has a plethora of tattoos on 'er arms. Like random doodles.

England are simply too big, too strong, too skilled and too artistic for their cleanskin opposition.

Reminds me of the Surrey radio commentator who having interviewed a a topless Jade Dernbach said, ''I didn't know whether to talk to him or read him!''.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 01 Aug 2023, 1:43 pm

guildfordbat wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
guildfordbat wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
guildfordbat wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

Is that the ball that I bowled when I said England had enough runs?

That particular ball is still being checked for overstepping in line with my most recent post on the Ashes thread.

I wouldn't be too worried, Guildford. That was a fair delivery according to the 3rd umpire.

I'm having a quiet (and probably an early) night watching your gals taking the Chinese women apart in Adelaide. Another ruthless display from the white shirts thus far.]I note Stanway has a plethora of tattoos on 'er arms. Like random doodles.

England are simply too big, too strong, too skilled and too artistic for their cleanskin opposition.

Reminds me of the Surrey radio commentator who having interviewed a a topless Jade Dernbach said, ''I didn't know whether to talk to him or read him!''.

Laugh

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Post by Galted Wed 02 Aug 2023, 8:43 am

L*l out loud. I imagine that reading Dernbach would be like reading a misspelled version of The Sun.

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Post by alfie Wed 02 Aug 2023, 10:58 am

guildfordbat wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Late last day of July unmichaelising fist of something or other!

Yep, most of the guys glued to the Oval rain and Jules / Julia still trying to find the ball that Alfie hit over the rope.

Bloody hell , guildford ! The one time I fail to override the damn spellchecker and you won't let me forget it Very Happy

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Post by superflyweight Wed 02 Aug 2023, 4:07 pm

Off on holiday from this evening. Galted, can you please get the pikeys (that's no way to refer to Tina's kids by the way) to clear out the rubbish from my bins as well.


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Post by Galted Wed 02 Aug 2023, 4:43 pm

superflyweight wrote:Off on holiday from this evening.  Galted, can you please get the pikeys (that's no way to refer to Tina's kids by the way) to clear out the rubbish from my bins as well.  


No worries, Super, they're tarring Tino's drive while he's away so I'll just get them to leave the bins in the chicken coop when they're done foraging for supper.

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Post by king_carlos Thu 03 Aug 2023, 10:29 am

Galted wrote:L*l out loud. I imagine that reading Dernbach would be like reading a misspelled version of The Sun.

I imagine it'd be like reading this threads morning tea hallucinations tbh.

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Aug 2023, 10:50 am

king_carlos wrote:
Galted wrote:L*l out loud. I imagine that reading Dernbach would be like reading a misspelled version of The Sun.

I imagine it'd be like reading this threads morning tea hallucinations tbh.

Just not as sporadic.

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