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by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 0:40

First topic message reminder :

It's a bit HOT down here.

by **Galted** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 12:38

rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

One of life's great miracles that he lived this long on his diet of Guiness and cigarettes, sad he's gone.

by **Galted** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 12:53

No f*cking around today, 4 famous deaths so far. Worry for Attenborough when there's a rush like this.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 13:00

rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

Sean has to be the favourite?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 13:04

I'm not Alistair Darling. Pretty sure that wasn't Sean.

by **superflyweight** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 13:52

Why's everyone dying all of a sudden?

Probably all been vaccinated.

by lostinwales Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 15:38

rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 15:48

lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

If I were...

by **Galted** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 16:24

lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

I think he would have said 'to be sure, I would not have been able to remember'.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 16:26

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

I think he would have said 'to be sure, I would not have been able to remember'.

You cheap lousy faggot.

by **Galted** Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 16:50

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

I think he would have said 'to be sure, I would not have been able to remember'.

You cheap lousy faggot.

You took my dreams from me, when I first found you.

by Duty281 Thu 30 Nov 2023 - 16:58

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

I think he would have said 'to be sure, I would not have been able to remember'.

You cheap lousy faggot.

You rang?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 1 Dec 2023 - 9:19

Duty281 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

I think he would have said 'to be sure, I would not have been able to remember'.

You cheap lousy faggot.

You rang?

You're not lousy, Duty.

by lostinwales Fri 1 Dec 2023 - 10:38

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Duty281 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Is anyone already not Shane McGowan?

If I was I would not have been able to remember

I think he would have said 'to be sure, I would not have been able to remember'.

You cheap lousy faggot.

You rang?

You're not lousy, Duty.

How do you know?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 1 Dec 2023 - 10:55

by Mind the windows Tino. Sun 3 Dec 2023 - 19:16

Mitchell Johnson is my new favourite person.

by **Galted** Sun 3 Dec 2023 - 21:10

Well f*ck you then.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sun 3 Dec 2023 - 22:51

Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

by **Galted** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 8:08

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

by **Galted** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 8:12

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

Ignore that, just read Mitchell's comments and realised why he's your favourite person. He's now my favourite person after Emi Martinez.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 8:46

Emi Martinez is my favourite Argentine goalie who isn't even in the top 10 in the world despite somehow being voted the best in the world.

Pretty niche category, but he is no 1 in there.

by **Galted** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 9:11

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Emi Martinez is my favourite Argentine goalie who isn't even in the top 10 in the world despite somehow being voted the best in the world.

Pretty niche category, but he is no 1 in there.

How many keepers have shagged the Keeper of the Tournament Award before an audience of billions? The Falklands should be given back to Argentina, they've given the world Maradona and Martinez and we've got f*cking Beckham and Pickford.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 9:31

He's definitely better in goal than Pickford but then so is Ellie Simmonds.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 9:46

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

You should pretend to be an Australian today but also accept Tino's apology.
I reckon you'd be really good at it. Almost too good. You'd sound more convincing as well.
Not sure about the sandals and the hat though. That's a little overkill.

by **Galted** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 9:59

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

You should pretend to be an Australian today but also accept Tino's apology.
I reckon you'd be really good at it. Almost too good. You'd sound more convincing as well.
Not sure about the sandals and the hat though. That's a little overkill.

What if I hang bottle tops on strings from my hat?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 11:42

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

You should pretend to be an Australian today but also accept Tino's apology.
I reckon you'd be really good at it. Almost too good. You'd sound more convincing as well.
Not sure about the sandals and the hat though. That's a little overkill.

What if I hang bottle tops on strings from my hat?

l*l

I've only seen two flies, 8 moths and a few midget grasshoppers over the course of the last few days so there's not much need for them I'm afraid.

You've gotta dress light and unhindered so you can respond quickly if attacked by wildlife. The bottle tops could cost you a fraction of time when you swing around quickly (upon hearing an unnatural noise or disturbance near you) and your critical field of vision is partially obscured by the randomly swinging bottle tops. Therefore, I wouldn't wear a hat with unnecessary distractions which might give the predator any advantage.

If you really need to protect your face, then I would go for the simple black, hand-knitted balaclava with hi-viz swimming goggles over the eye slits.
Lime green or orange are the most popular swimming goggle colour choices for both the general public and the criminal element.

by **Galted** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 12:08

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

You should pretend to be an Australian today but also accept Tino's apology.
I reckon you'd be really good at it. Almost too good. You'd sound more convincing as well.
Not sure about the sandals and the hat though. That's a little overkill.

What if I hang bottle tops on strings from my hat?

l*l

I've only seen two flies, 8 moths and a few midget grasshoppers over the course of the last few days so there's not much need for them I'm afraid.

You've gotta dress light and unhindered so you can respond quickly if attacked by wildlife. The bottle tops could cost you a fraction of time when you swing around quickly (upon hearing an unnatural noise or disturbance near you) and your critical field of vision is partially obscured by the randomly swinging bottle tops. Therefore, I wouldn't wear a hat with unnecessary distractions which might give the predator any advantage.

If you really need to protect your face, then I would go for the simple black, hand-knitted balaclava with hi-viz swimming goggles over the eye slits.
Lime green or orange are the most popular swimming goggle colour choices for both the general public and the criminal element.

Cheers, PJ. I will be sure to follow your fashion advice when I make my first port of call, opening a bank account.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 4 Dec 2023 - 12:19

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Well f*ck you then.

Sorry, I mean favourite Aussie not called Pee Jay.

Apology accepted, but only because I'm not pretending to be Australian today.

You should pretend to be an Australian today but also accept Tino's apology.
I reckon you'd be really good at it. Almost too good. You'd sound more convincing as well.
Not sure about the sandals and the hat though. That's a little overkill.

What if I hang bottle tops on strings from my hat?

l*l

I've only seen two flies, 8 moths and a few midget grasshoppers over the course of the last few days so there's not much need for them I'm afraid.

You've gotta dress light and unhindered so you can respond quickly if attacked by wildlife. The bottle tops could cost you a fraction of time when you swing around quickly (upon hearing an unnatural noise or disturbance near you) and your critical field of vision is partially obscured by the randomly swinging bottle tops. Therefore, I wouldn't wear a hat with unnecessary distractions which might give the predator any advantage.

If you really need to protect your face, then I would go for the simple black, hand-knitted balaclava with hi-viz swimming goggles over the eye slits.
Lime green or orange are the most popular swimming goggle colour choices for both the general public and the criminal element.

Cheers, PJ. I will be sure to follow your fashion advice when I make my first port of call, opening a bank account.

You'll go practically unnoticed when you disembark in Aden. It's the height of fashion there.

But maybe wait until you get to Fremantle before opening your bank account. There's slightly less chance of drawing attention from unsavoury types.
That's your second port of call, unless, of course, you plan to travel via Goa. I'd seriously consider giving that a miss though in order to save time.

by **superflyweight** Wed 6 Dec 2023 - 12:50

A rare 48 hours unmichaelsing fist.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 6 Dec 2023 - 14:54

superflyweight wrote:A rare 48 hours unmichaelsing fist.

No-one cares except me. I care, fly.
Sicond.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 6 Dec 2023 - 15:11

I was trying to work out what the f*ck Pee Jay was talking about.

by **Galted** Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 11:28

Sh*te on here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 11:44

Galted wrote:Sh*te on here.

Reflective of modern Britain as a whole.

by lostinwales Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 11:44

I am not Benjamin Zephaniah

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 12:14

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Sh*te on here.

Reflective of modern Britain as a whole.

Do you need a cuddle, Jules?

Galted will give you one. Villa are f*cking massive.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 12:22

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Sh*te on here.

Reflective of modern Britain as a whole.

Do you need a cuddle, Jules?

Galted will give you one. Villa are f*cking massive.

I don't want a 'cuddle' from Galted's massive anything.

by **Galted** Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 12:37

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Sh*te on here.

Reflective of modern Britain as a whole.

Do you need a cuddle, Jules?

Galted will give you one. Villa are f*cking massive.

I think it's fair to say that Villa are now a behemoth.

by **Galted** Thu 7 Dec 2023 - 12:39

lostinwales wrote:I am not Benjamin Zephaniah

Sad to see Villa supporters being killed off by shock at their own team's performances.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 8 Dec 2023 - 10:10

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I am not Benjamin Zephaniah

Sad to see Villa supporters being killed off by shock at their own team's performances.

Maybe riCK has killed himself following his teams performance last night.

by **Galted** Fri 8 Dec 2023 - 10:19

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I am not Benjamin Zephaniah

Sad to see Villa supporters being killed off by shock at their own team's performances.

Maybe riCK has killed himself following his teams performance last night.

RIP in peace.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 8 Dec 2023 - 11:31

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I am not Benjamin Zephaniah

Sad to see Villa supporters being killed off by shock at their own team's performances.

Maybe riCK has killed himself following his teams performance last night.

RIP in peace.

L*l out loud.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sun 10 Dec 2023 - 18:13

If riCK hasn't killed himself yet, he may just after this.

You know things are bad when that Brazilian with the massive hooter scores 2. He is absolutely sh*te.

Jason Tindall needs to sort things out. What is that c*nt doing with the bibs and cones. Whatever it is, it isn't working.

by **Galted** Sun 10 Dec 2023 - 21:52

I think the Geordies have given up on any football that isn't their must win champions League tie against Milan this week. If they don't go through I'd expect to see Eddie Howe become 'Edless Howe.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 10 Dec 2023 - 22:07

I think the Geordies have given up on any football that isn't their must win champions League tie against Milan this week. If they don't go through I'd expect to see Eddie Howe become Eddie Why?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 8:02

That is lovely work from both of you.

by **Galted** Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 11:48

Hasn't brought Rick back though. Maybe he really is dead.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 14:26

Shame, he was alright sometimes.

by **Galted** Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 14:55

Yep, he was one of the most tolerable posters I encountered on here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 14:57

Indeed, he was a beacon of adequacy.

by **Galted** Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 15:49

Of all the posts I ever read on here, in good times and in bad, some of them were by him.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 11 Dec 2023 - 16:06

I'm the top of the bell curve when it comes to posters.

Was off with Mrs Dagless all week.

Mulled wine is ace, football is w**k, and I f**king love those restaurants where they have red and green cards and the waiters come round and cut meat on your plate until you want them to stop.

I am also not dead.

Lovely to hear from you all.

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