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Post by Pal Joey Sat Jun 24, 2023 1:40 am

First topic message reminder :

It's a bit HOT down here.


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Post by Galted Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:00 pm

Duty281 wrote:Yes, Galted, but you've ignored my masterstroke of picking Portugal to beat Australia. When that happens I shall soar past everyone.

I saw that, and have to admit that it gave rise to some serious pondering.  I do expect an Aussie backlash, but that's what I was expecting when they took on Wales.

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Post by superflyweight Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:27 am

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lostinwales wrote:Great cities can still have cat vomit. Everywhere else does

That reads like the last line in a great novel.  I can imagine Morgan Freeman narrating the film version.


Whilst we are on the subject of great cities, something just came up on my Internet feed about the salary needed to be happy in a city  

Apparently you need to earn £61k to be happy in Dundee. I would have thought you can buy the whole of Dundee for less than that?

You'd probably be able to afford a fairly decent house in a decent area, but you'd still be surrounded by Dundonians though. I can't see how happiness would be possible.

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Post by lostinwales Wed Sep 27, 2023 12:20 pm

Happy humpday. Covid round 2 - oh joy.

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Post by Galted Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:04 pm

lostinwales wrote:Happy humpday. Covid round 2 - oh joy.

Seems to be making a comeback. Hopefully there'll be a number of conspiracy theories to follow.

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Post by superflyweight Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:32 pm

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Happy humpday. Covid round 2 - oh joy.

Seems to be making a comeback.  Hopefully there'll be a number of conspiracy theories to follow.

'Covid's probably gonna get cancelled innit?  They say it attacks the bleeding asylum seekers worse than what it attacks us and there's no that way Gary Lineker and the rest of them woke ba*tards are gonna keep their mouths shut and let us enjoy our freedom to have a virus.'

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:48 pm

I'm not Michael Gambon, fist.

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Post by superflyweight Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:49 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not Michael Gambon, fist.

The curse of Dumbledore strikes again. Jude Law is next.

Sicond.

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Post by Galted Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:51 pm

Whenever an acclaimed actor dies I suspect that it might be Julius.

Tird.

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Post by superflyweight Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:53 pm

superflyweight wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not Michael Gambon, fist.

The curse of Dumbledore strikes again.  Jude Law is next.  

Sicond.  

Realise now that this might be seen a threat and I could end up in bother if something was to happen to Jude Law.

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Post by Galted Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:55 pm

superflyweight wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not Michael Gambon, fist.

The curse of Dumbledore strikes again.  Jude Law is next.  

Sicond.  

Realise now that this might be seen a threat and I could end up in bother if something was to happen to Jude Law.  

Fair play for not retracting it.

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Post by Galted Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:56 pm

Jeff went for Michael Gamgone.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:11 pm

I hope they catch the c**ts who f***ked up Sycamore Gap.


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Post by Galted Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:13 pm

I hope it's Chris Packham.

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Post by superflyweight Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:15 pm

Galted wrote:Jeff went for Michael Gamgone.

If he died from a fall down the stairs they could have gone for Dumbledoh!

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Post by Duty281 Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:16 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not Michael Gambon, fist.

I find out about so many celebrity deaths on 606v2. Valuable service.

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Post by superflyweight Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:27 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope they catch the c**ts who f***ked up Sycamore Gap.


Some c*nt has been a c*nt.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:33 pm

Galted wrote:Whenever an acclaimed actor dies I suspect that it might be Julius.

Tird.

You were always the Sapphire to my Steel.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:09 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:I hope they catch the c**ts who f***ked up Sycamore Gap.


Maybe it was Gambon in a last act of malice.

I thought he'd died years ago.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Oct 02, 2023 11:32 am

A 16 year old has been arrested, however, the general consensus from people in the area, is that he is taking a fall for someone else.

Felling fist.

(Full weekend including Friday, top Michaelsing)

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Post by Galted Mon Oct 02, 2023 11:38 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:A 16 year old has been arrested, however, the general consensus from people in the area, is that he is taking a fall for someone else.

Felling fist.

(Full weekend including Friday, top Michaelsing)

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Oct 02, 2023 11:46 am

Kind of, there is a local guy (well known for being a bell end) who has been recently turfed off his property by the national trust very recently.

His property had various issues going on and was very near the tree, this seems not to be a coincidence, though I am certainly not one to speculate.

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Post by Galted Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:05 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Kind of, there is a local guy (well known for being a bell end) who has been recently turfed off his property by the national trust very recently.

His property had various issues going on and was very near the tree, this seems not to be a coincidence, though I am certainly not one to speculate.

L*l out loud.

No doubt it will soon be made into a movie starring Hugh Grant as the well-intentioned, bumbling idiot who discovers the tree, Ray Winstone as the deranged white privileged landowner and Idris Elba as the honourable, widowed police officer who overcomes the racism of the locals to solve the case and shag Emma Watson who's a strong, fesity, independent local woman running a local organic honey farm.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:11 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Kind of, there is a local guy (well known for being a bell end) who has been recently turfed off his property by the national trust very recently.

His property had various issues going on and was very near the tree, this seems not to be a coincidence, though I am certainly not one to speculate.

Pity. Had the makings of a good post.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Kind of, there is a local guy (well known for being a bell end) who has been recently turfed off his property by the national trust very recently.

His property had various issues going on and was very near the tree, this seems not to be a coincidence, though I am certainly not one to speculate.

Pity. Had the makings of a good post.

Drat, I will leave it in unedited so I can learn my lesson that I have learnt here.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Oct 02, 2023 1:52 pm

Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

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Post by superflyweight Mon Oct 02, 2023 3:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

F*ck sake, we're going to have to change the term from 'michaelsed' to 'windowsed'.

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Post by Galted Mon Oct 02, 2023 3:58 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

F*ck sake, we're going to have to change the term from 'michaelsed' to 'windowsed'.  

I read that as 'widowsed' but then saw you'd typed 'windowsed'.  Just typical of the absolutely mental things that go on on this thread.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon Oct 02, 2023 4:05 pm

"Absolutely metal things that go on on this thread". What does that mean?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Oct 02, 2023 4:31 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

F*ck sake, we're going to have to change the term from 'michaelsed' to 'windowsed'.  

You know exactly where that post comes from and it deserves better than it got.

I expected you of all people might have been a bit more supportive but it turns out you are the complete c*nt I thought you were.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon Oct 02, 2023 4:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

F*ck sake, we're going to have to change the term from 'michaelsed' to 'windowsed'.  

You know exactly where that post comes from and it deserves better than it got.

I expected you of all people might have been a bit more supportive but it turns out you are the complete c*nt I thought you were.

He's such a c*nt I bet he can't even be bothered to unwindows you.

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Post by Galted Mon Oct 02, 2023 4:58 pm

Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic.

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Post by superflyweight Mon Oct 02, 2023 5:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

F*ck sake, we're going to have to change the term from 'michaelsed' to 'windowsed'.  

You know exactly where that post comes from and it deserves better than it got.

I expected you of all people might have been a bit more supportive but it turns out you are the complete c*nt I thought you were.

I apologise. And if they don't have wives they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near animals.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Someone (probably on Tw*tter) said that if you want to find the culprit, just see which farmer's land is continually traversed by people wanting photos of the tree.

Stumpy sicond.

Maybe it was the farmer's wife?

All farmers have wives.

F*ck sake, we're going to have to change the term from 'michaelsed' to 'windowsed'.  

You know exactly where that post comes from and it deserves better than it got.

I expected you of all people might have been a bit more supportive but it turns out you are the complete c*nt I thought you were.

I apologise.  And if they don't have wives they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near animals.  

I like you again.

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Post by alfie Mon Oct 02, 2023 10:54 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm not Michael Gambon, fist.

The curse of Dumbledore strikes again.  Jude Law is next.  

Sicond.  

Realise now that this might be seen a threat and I could end up in bother if something was to happen to Jude Law.  

Fair play for not retracting it.

Jude Law being one of my aliases so please leave him alone !

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Post by Galted Tue Oct 03, 2023 9:06 am

Super issuing cyberthreats against Alfie, who would've thought it?

Fist.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:37 am

Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

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Post by Galted Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:44 am

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

All good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

A new playground's opened up in the park/maritime museum which is where I assume I'm destined to spend the rest of the year.  It's nautically-themed which I'm sure the kids don't give a f*ck about.

Was woken up this morning by the cat purring away on my chest.  Reached out a hand to stroke her and was bitten for my trouble.

Attended the harvest festival at our local CofE church yesterday as Jr's school is affiliated.  Had a good view from the balcony of all the kids and had to conclude that mine is the worst behaved not just in year one, but in the whole school.  At one stage the visiting vicar was giving his blessing to the whole event and showering God with adulation and my son was kneeling with his head stuck in the back of the chair and his arse pointing towards the vicar with a generous amount of crack showing.  Thank f*ck it's not a Catholic school.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:48 am

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

All good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

A new playground's opened up in the park/maritime museum which is where I assume I'm destined to spend the rest of the year.  It's nautically-themed which I'm sure the kids don't give a f*ck about.

Was woken up this morning by the cat purring away on my chest.  Reached out a hand to stroke her and was bitten for my trouble.

Attended the harvest festival at our local CofE church yesterday as Jr's school is affiliated.  Had a good view from the balcony of all the kids and had to conclude that mine is the worst behaved not just in year one, but in the whole school.  At one stage the visiting vicar was giving his blessing to the whole event and showering God with adulation and my son was kneeling with his head stuck in the back of the chair and his arse pointing towards the vicar with a generous amount of crack showing.  Thank f*ck it's not a Catholic school.

l*l
Henry VIII would be turning in his grave, farting and belching with laughter no doubt.
The C of E has come a long way. It's quite progressive now actually.

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Post by Galted Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:59 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

All good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

A new playground's opened up in the park/maritime museum which is where I assume I'm destined to spend the rest of the year.  It's nautically-themed which I'm sure the kids don't give a f*ck about.

Was woken up this morning by the cat purring away on my chest.  Reached out a hand to stroke her and was bitten for my trouble.

Attended the harvest festival at our local CofE church yesterday as Jr's school is affiliated.  Had a good view from the balcony of all the kids and had to conclude that mine is the worst behaved not just in year one, but in the whole school.  At one stage the visiting vicar was giving his blessing to the whole event and showering God with adulation and my son was kneeling with his head stuck in the back of the chair and his arse pointing towards the vicar with a generous amount of crack showing.  Thank f*ck it's not a Catholic school.

l*l
Henry VIII would be turning in his grave, farting and belching with laughter no doubt.
The C of E has come a long way. It's quite progressive now actually.

Yep, seems to be going down the hip route with toe-tapping hymns and minimal readings from the bible.  The visiting minister told an irrelevant anecdote about how he knows a minister from Africa which I'd assume was meant to impress all the black kids.

Hopefully they get a Christian pop/rock band in sometime.
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Post by superflyweight Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:01 pm

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

All good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

A new playground's opened up in the park/maritime museum which is where I assume I'm destined to spend the rest of the year.  It's nautically-themed which I'm sure the kids don't give a f*ck about.

Was woken up this morning by the cat purring away on my chest.  Reached out a hand to stroke her and was bitten for my trouble.

Attended the harvest festival at our local CofE church yesterday as Jr's school is affiliated.  Had a good view from the balcony of all the kids and had to conclude that mine is the worst behaved not just in year one, but in the whole school.  At one stage the visiting vicar was giving his blessing to the whole event and showering God with adulation and my son was kneeling with his head stuck in the back of the chair and his arse pointing towards the vicar with a generous amount of crack showing.  Thank f*ck it's not a Catholic school.

L*l out loud.

My 7 year old daughter shouted out "oh, for f*ck sake" when she saw that the builder had blocked our driveway again.

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Post by Galted Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:18 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

All good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

A new playground's opened up in the park/maritime museum which is where I assume I'm destined to spend the rest of the year.  It's nautically-themed which I'm sure the kids don't give a f*ck about.

Was woken up this morning by the cat purring away on my chest.  Reached out a hand to stroke her and was bitten for my trouble.

Attended the harvest festival at our local CofE church yesterday as Jr's school is affiliated.  Had a good view from the balcony of all the kids and had to conclude that mine is the worst behaved not just in year one, but in the whole school.  At one stage the visiting vicar was giving his blessing to the whole event and showering God with adulation and my son was kneeling with his head stuck in the back of the chair and his arse pointing towards the vicar with a generous amount of crack showing.  Thank f*ck it's not a Catholic school.

L*l out loud.  

My 7 year old daughter shouted out "oh, for f*ck sake" when she saw that the builder had blocked our driveway again.  

There are few things cuter than an annoyed kid using an expletive in context which women for some reason don't appreciate.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:26 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How are you going, Galted?

Any good tales from the Greenwich Sandpit or El Gato de Galted's latest acts of cruelty?

F*cking hot here today. Got outside early for a shop, then remained within the air-con bubble for most of the day.
The pool temp. has gone from 12 deg. C (late August) to around 23 deg. now. Nearly souplike.

All good thanks, PJ, hope the same applies to you.

A new playground's opened up in the park/maritime museum which is where I assume I'm destined to spend the rest of the year.  It's nautically-themed which I'm sure the kids don't give a f*ck about.

Was woken up this morning by the cat purring away on my chest.  Reached out a hand to stroke her and was bitten for my trouble.

Attended the harvest festival at our local CofE church yesterday as Jr's school is affiliated.  Had a good view from the balcony of all the kids and had to conclude that mine is the worst behaved not just in year one, but in the whole school.  At one stage the visiting vicar was giving his blessing to the whole event and showering God with adulation and my son was kneeling with his head stuck in the back of the chair and his arse pointing towards the vicar with a generous amount of crack showing.  Thank f*ck it's not a Catholic school.

L*l out loud.  

My 7 year old daughter shouted out "oh, for f*ck sake" when she saw that the builder had blocked our driveway again.  

It should be "for f*ck's sake" with an apostrophe. Terrible parenting skills.

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Post by lostinwales Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:37 pm

I am sure I have mentioned this before but 19 odd years ago our now 21 yr old son said 'f*ck police' out of nowhere as he was sitting in the back of the car. It is not like he could even see them.

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Post by Galted Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:09 pm

lostinwales wrote:I am sure I have mentioned this before but 19 odd years ago our now 21 yr old son said 'f*ck police' out of nowhere as he was sitting in the back of the car. It is not like he could even see them.

Maybe they were playing on the radio.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Oct 03, 2023 2:07 pm

New(ish)Born With Attitude

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:39 am

I'm not the economic future of the North.
Fist.

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Post by Galted Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:49 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not the economic future of the North.
Fist.
Don't tell me they're doing away with the groat?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Oct 04, 2023 3:16 pm

Thankfully the barter system is still used up here mainly, and as we have managed to keep a pint generally under a fiver outside of city centres, and don't get charged 2K per month for a box with a sewer view, we should be fine.

Plus Sunak has pledged literally millions and politicians can't lie, by law, so there is that.

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Post by Galted Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:12 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Thankfully the barter system is still used up here mainly, and as we have managed to keep a pint generally under a fiver outside of city centres, and don't get charged 2K per month for a box with a sewer view, we should be fine.

Plus Sunak has pledged literally millions and politicians can't lie, by law, so there is that.

We've had a crude barter system start up in the south as well where if someone shows you their knife you give them your watch.  A few teething problems but it seems to be working.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:28 am

We might as well have done that to PSG last night TBH, this Champions League stuff is OK.

Sicond.

Morning, Galts.

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