When wrestling meets football....

Simple really, if wrestlers were football teams, who would be who? I've come up with a few to start off, but feel free to add your own-

Christian- Arsenal. There is little doubt that when on form, they are pretty unstoppable, but question marks have been raised about their ability to stay at the top, while there are even certain individuals who consider them too small to compete at the highest level, much to the annoyance of their fans.

John Cena- Man Utd. Loved by millions, hated by everyone else. It can be ugly at times, but it's impossible to deny, they get the job done. Whether you like it or not, they're going to be at the top for a while yet.

Alberto Del Rio- Man City. While some have been irritated by the way that they have abruptly strutted onto the scene whilst flashing the cash, you can't deny that they have main event written all over them.

The Miz- Chelsea. Loud. Brash. Abrasive. Arrogant. Sleazy. Say what you like about their attitude, the reality is that they can back it all up, and it's only a matter of time before their back at the top of the tree.

Undertaker- Liverpool. A true legend in the industry, with a list of accomplishments to match their billing. However, in recent years, they have looked a shadow of their former self, causing many to claim that they are merely living on former glories.

Big Show- Stoke. Big and ugly, and although their less-than-pretty-approach has earnt them many critics, you can't deny that it has been effective, and they have now consolidated their position at the top.

Pez Watley - Swindon Town - both were useless.

Brooklyn Brawler - Plymouth Argyle - neither ever win!

Ultimate Warrior - Spurs - both were flash in the pans!

Bret Hart - Liverpool - both have very high opinions of themsevles but there are better about!

Zach Ryder - Aston Villa - Their fans think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Everyone else realises they are just pretty average.

Sheamus - Chelsea/Man City - had a meatioric rise to the top.

Hulk Hogan - Liverpool - living off the past, still believing they can rise to the top.

Jeff Hardy - Blackpool - exciting to watch but reckless.

Eric Bischoff - Sepp Blater - both are morons.

Shawn Michaels- Barca - Brilliant to watch but can be incredibly arrogant about it. Refs also tend to screw their opposition in big matches

Ché Guerrero wrote:Shawn Michaels- Barca - Brilliant to watch but can be incredibly arrogant about it. Refs also tend to screw their opposition in big matches

Brilliant.

BloscarPit09-ASK_HIM wrote:
Christian- Arsenal. There is little doubt that when on form, they are pretty unstoppable, but question marks have been raised about their ability to stay at the top, while there are even certain individuals who consider them too small to compete at the highest level, much to the annoyance of their fans.

That screams Kane to me.


Booker T - Liverpool. five time, five Time, Five Time, FIVE TIME, European Cup Winners.

R Truth - Bolton - Previously one dimensional, mostly disliked and struggling at the bottom. Now with some recent changes safely mid table/card and not half as boring.

OleH wrote:

BloscarPit09-ASK_HIM wrote:
Christian- Arsenal. There is little doubt that when on form, they are pretty unstoppable, but question marks have been raised about their ability to stay at the top, while there are even certain individuals who consider them too small to compete at the highest level, much to the annoyance of their fans.

That screams Kane to me.


Booker T - Liverpool. five time, five Time, Five Time, FIVE TIME, European Cup Winners.

What, even the 'too small' part?

Cody Rhodes - Brighton (star on the way up)

Santino - The entertament side of both

Mark Henry- Blackburn- Not very pretty, but has managed to stay around for years now.

Funaki- Wigan- Everyone expects them to go down (released) but managed to stay up (employed). Doesn't quite apply anymore, but apprently Funaki was around for 12 years!

Triple H- Real Madrid- has advantages over clubs, and seems to have it all, but just can't better the other guy/team. (HBK/Barca.)

Sid Vicious - Ryan Shawcross - Both great at breaking legs...in Sid's case, his.

Here's a new one-

Wade Barrett- Millwall. Loud mouthed bully with no ability or talent, but brutal confidence ensures they stay in the spotlight. Nobody likes them, and they don't care.

Norwich? anyone able to think of one for us

Norwich................................................









VICKIE GUERRERO!!!

Joking, hard to think of one for them, any ideas?

Excuse MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking prehaps Dolph Ziggler-had a rise to the top but later Held back by management for a time but is now enjoying a rise up again

so in terms of norwich rose to the prem,collapsed under the old board but are now enjoying rising back to the prem

With Paul Lambert as Vickie Guerrero?

Yeah if you want it to be.

Paul Lambert and Vickie - my two favourite people. mmmmmmmm
Together we would be unstoppable Tooze!

Go on then...Who would Q.P.R be? Alberto Del Rio maybe?

I'm actually thinking Dolf, for the reasons NFC posted above, with Vicky playing the part of the board, who happily bend the rules and get away with it.

And I'm a QPR supporter....!

R Truth - Celtic = conspiracies

rawa.

talking rudey poo there pal.

they changed what I really wanted to say.

West, if you don't swear the filter won't change your posts!

Ric Flair - Cardiff City. Both flirt with financial ruin regularly but still struggle on!

Leeds - WCW - Once great, went downhill quickly once the money dried up.

John Cena's Speech writer wrote:I'm actually thinking Dolf, for the reasons NFC posted above, with Vicky playing the part of the board, who happily bend the rules and get away with it.

And I'm a QPR supporter....!

Hahaha, thats a good shout actually! I agree, even also being a QPR supporter!!!

Stockport County - ECW: Daring and exciting club taken over and then completely obliterated into annihilation by another sporting company, but the fans still remember the 'good old days' with immense pride.