The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 4:59 pm

Galted me old mate, me old mucker. How goes the world with you?

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:00 pm

Splendid, thank you, Julius. How are things with you?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:01 pm

Happy birthday for next month

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:03 pm

Not quite as sh!t as they were a few weeks ago, but still relatively high on the sh1t scale. I'm expecting lower levels of sh1t over the next couple of months though.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:04 pm

Thanks, Shah... If that is really you.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:05 pm

Sorry to hear that, Julius. In my experience sh1t is very unpleasant.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:05 pm

On the plus side, I'm neither Jimmy Ruffin, Mike Nichols nor The Duchess of Alba.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:07 pm

Im feeling charitable lately, maybe its the weed, maybe its the good food -I dunno but haven't been biting chunks off my wifes fanny in weeks.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:07 pm

Wouldn't have minded being Mike Nichols. Must be a bit inconvenient being dead but he did direct Biloxi Blues, the finest of the war films that contain little or no explosions or other things of interest to michaels.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:10 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Im feeling charitable lately, maybe its the weed, maybe its the good food -I dunno but haven't been biting chunks off my wifes fanny in weeks.

Might be the food then, I had an excellent cheese sandwich on Tuesday and felt very charitable.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:11 pm

Matthew Broderick - a fine actor. Is that the one with Walken in it? Written by Neil Simon - a fine writer.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:11 pm

That's the one. It's a sequel of sorts to the almost as excellent Brighton Beach Memoirs.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:16 pm

That's what I like about you Galted*. You're the only one on here that appreciates a bit of culture.

*One of the many things of course.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:That's what I like about you Galted*. You're the only one on here that appreciates a bit of culture.

*One of the many things of course.

That's monumentally kind of you and has brought me to the verge of tears. Hope you don't mind me quoting it for future retrieval but I suspect I may like to ~~thrust it in Tino's face~~ use it in to rile Tino at some point.

by Rowley Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:28 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:That's what I like about you Galted*. You're the only one on here that appreciates a bit of culture.

*One of the many things of course.

That is just cruel, I am a man of some refinement.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 5:32 pm

True, Jeff. Did think of mentioning you but I preferred to bask in the limelight alone.

Julius should really lay claim but he's stymied himself by bringing up the subject.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:18 pm

Galted wrote:ARSE

Oh, now I get it. Shamless, Galted. Can't believe I had nice things to say about you earlier.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:33 pm

Sorry it had to be you, Julius, but it's just like me to trample all over others to get to the top of the pile. If you or Jeff were to delete one of my posts to give you the first post I would only be angry for a short while.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:34 pm

I can't delete your posts in this section, but I can add you to my foe list.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:47 pm

That would destroy me, I'd sooner drown the cat than be on your foe list. Isn't there an "I just can't stay annoyed with you when you look at me with those big eyes?" list?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:55 pm

Galted wrote:That would destroy me, I'd sooner drown the cat than be on your foe list. Isn't there an "I just can't stay annoyed with you when you look at me with those big eyes?" list?

It already has one entry. The big bad wolf.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:07 pm

Pleasant Shah is scaring me more than normal Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:08 pm

Galted wrote:Pleasant Shah is scaring me more than normal Shah.

I promise you, serenity has claimed me for herself, bathing me with her gentle touch and taking any vestige of anger from my heart.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:17 pm

Stop Galted, I assure you i am not torturing thee, my dearest friend, my brother from another father and mother do not flee from this olive branch that has been sharpened into a stake

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:21 pm

Ok. But if this is a ploy please take Union as a sacrifice, he's made unfavourable comments about Luton and olives in the past.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:26 pm

Galted wrote:Ok. But if this is a ploy please take Union as a sacrifice, he's made unfavourable comments about Luton and olives in the past.

I dont think computer sacrifice will sate the demon...I need a human that wont be missed much.

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:28 pm

Olives are the shizz nizz. Can't say the same about Luton. Which is just shizz

by Guest Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:37 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:Ok. But if this is a ploy please take Union as a sacrifice, he's made unfavourable comments about Luton and olives in the past.

I dont think computer sacrifice will sate the demon...I need a human that wont be missed much.

ONETWO or STEFFAN or STRONGY are available if you're prepared to be flexible with term "human"

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:01 pm

kingraf wrote:Olives are the shizz nizz. Can't say the same about Luton. Which is just shizz

Explains why so many South Africans gravitate here ... home away from home.

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:07 pm

I hope you weren't expecting me to disagree.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:21 pm

kingraf wrote:I hope you weren't expecting me to disagree.

My apologies I meant in the same spirit as you

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 7:18 am

'sup beatches

See we got Galted's big red arse as a split post...

Nice

by kingraf Fri 21 Nov 2014, 7:22 am

Bitches doesn't get filtered.
Morning Ricko

by Rowley Fri 21 Nov 2014, 7:36 am

Morning all, operation get Ride tickets starts shortly, the success of which could dictate my mood for the rest of the year.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 7:44 am

Morning Raf 'twas be'atches on purpose bitch Smile

Morning Jeff, fingers crossed for you...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:20 am

Good morning.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:23 am

Good evening

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:25 am

Morning all. It seems the burning question of the day is "Will Jeff get Ride on time?"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:27 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Good evening

I'm going to be catching you up soon, LD.

I'm going to work in Hong Kong for practically the whole of December. 1st to the 23rd anyway. What are they, 3 hours behind you?

If I get the time, we can chat like we are best friends without all these European goons getting in the way with their "morning" comments.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:27 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:"Will Jeff get Ride on time?"

That's very good.

by kingraf Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:29 am

Much better than your "I going to work in Hong Kong" mess.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Good evening

I'm going to be catching you up soon, LD.

I going to work in Hong Kong for practically the whole of December. 1st to the 23rd anyway. What are they, 3 hours behind you?

If I get the time, we can chat like we are best friends without all these European goons getting in the way with their "morning" comments.

I did a few weeks in HK back in the late 90s. Great place. Wouldn't fancy being away so close to Xmas though. Morning, by the way.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:33 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:

I did a few weeks in HK back in the late 90s. Great place. Wouldn't fancy being away so close to Xmas though. Morning, by the way.

I've been a few times, I do like it.

I don't really want to be away that close to Xmas either but I don't have a lot of choice.

I'll miss you, Julius.

by kingraf Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:34 am

Aren't there some pro democracy activists burning Hong Kong down at the moment? Be careful Tiña, these aren't seven year olds, they won't stop at a busted lip to prove a point.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:37 am

kingraf wrote:Aren't there some pro democracy activists burning Hong Kong down at the moment? Be careful Tiña, these aren't seven year olds, they won't stop at a busted lip to prove a point.

They are all sitting there on their Ipad's and doing their homework.

It's a pretty pathetic demonstration really. It's hardly burning down the Tottenham High Road like we do.

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:

I did a few weeks in HK back in the late 90s. Great place. Wouldn't fancy being away so close to Xmas though. Morning, by the way.

I've been a few times, I do like it.

I don't really want to be away that close to Xmas either but I don't have a lot of choice.

I'll miss you, Julius.

Sex tourism can be addictive.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Good evening

I'm going to be catching you up soon, LD.

I'm going to work in Hong Kong for practically the whole of December. 1st to the 23rd anyway. What are they, 3 hours behind you?

If I get the time, we can chat like we are best friends without all these European goons getting in the way with their "morning" comments.

ha ha, yes... but I'm quite used to it now.

Yes, Hong Kong is 3 hours behind AEST. Where are you staying there?

I'll keep an eye out for you on the overhead pedestrian bridges above the protesters. See if you can borrow a water hose from the HK Fire Dept.

by kingraf Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:38 am

Anyone read up the Bill Cosby sex predator debacle? Quite shameful for a man who spent the last fifteen years admonishing rappers for having barely dressed women in their videos to be exposed as a Sex fiend. Who knows how many video hoes he cost a job taking moral stand?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Nov 2014, 8:40 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Good evening

I'm going to be catching you up soon, LD.

I'm going to work in Hong Kong for practically the whole of December. 1st to the 23rd anyway. What are they, 3 hours behind you?

If I get the time, we can chat like we are best friends without all these European goons getting in the way with their "morning" comments.

ha ha, yes... but I'm quite used to it now.

Yes, Hong Kong is 3 hours behind AEST. Where are you staying there?

I'll keep an eye out for you on the overhead pedestrian bridges above the protesters. See if you can borrow a water hose from the HK Fire Dept.

Yes, Tino where are you staying there? What's your room number?

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