The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Galted** Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

ARSE

by kingraf Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:42 pm

If you put the South African test team of 15 years ago vs the current one, it would be gang.r.ape. An ageing Donald, a not quite there Ntini, a urine-poor Boje as the lead spinner, and the likes of Bacher and Dippenaar batting in the top six... They'd literally (and I mean literally Jeff) stand no chance. Only players who'd get in a composite squad would be Pollock, Kallis, and Gazza Kirsten

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:52 pm

kingraf wrote:If you put the South African test team of 15 years ago vs the current one, it would be gang.r.ape. An ageing Donald, a not quite there Ntini, a urine-poor Boje as the lead spinner, and the likes of Bacher and Dippenaar batting in the top six... They'd literally (and I mean literally Jeff) stand no chance. Only players who'd get in a composite squad would be Pollock, Kallis, and Gazza Kirsten

Absolute cobblers. 1st test v Windies March 2001

Kirsten
Gibbs
Kallis
Cullinan
McKenzie
Boucher
Klusener
Boje
Pollock
Donald
Ntini

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:54 pm

Odd one out and reason why?

1. an' we can watch you make it on the nine o'clock news, standing there in palestine lighting the fuse

2. Sup up your beer and collect your fags - There's a row going on down near Slough. Get out your mat and pray to the West, I'll get out mine and pray for myself

3. Spitting in a wishing well, Blown to hell, Crash, I'm the last splash

4. A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika, Nothin' proper about ya propaganda, Fools follow rules when the set commands ya

5. In the wilds of Borneo And the vineyards of Bordeaux. Eskimo, Arapaho.Move their body to and fro

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:02 pm

I've got a good look-a-like-y. Allan Donald and the bummer from Shawshank Redemption.

Allan Donald

Spoiler:

Bummer from Shawshank

Spoiler:

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:02 pm

2. That's Entertainment - The Jam
5. Hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury & The Blockheads.

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:03 pm

4. Bullet in the Head by Rage against the Machine
5. Hit me with your rhythm stick by Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Will be something to do with violence.

by kingraf Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:06 pm

Culinan or Ab?
Faf or Mckenzie
Steyn or an old Donald?
Ntini or Philander?
Boucher or Faf (as Ab carries the gloves)?
At a glance, that really is a horrid batting line up, and I love Mckenzie. Just goes on and on, but only one actually top top class batter, and one higher class one in Kirsten. Gibbs was mercurial, and high during that series.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:06 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Odd one out and reason why?

1. an' we can watch you make it on the nine o'clock news, standing there in palestine lighting the fuse

2. Sup up your beer and collect your fags - There's a row going on down near Slough. Get out your mat and pray to the West, I'll get out mine and pray for myself

3. Spitting in a wishing well, Blown to hell, Crash, I'm the last splash

4. A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika, Nothin' proper about ya propaganda, Fools follow rules when the set commands ya Bullet in the head - Super

5. In the wilds of Borneo And the vineyards of Bordeaux. Eskimo, Arapaho.Move their body to and fro Hit me with your rythym stick - Blockheads

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:07 pm

kingraf wrote:Culinan or Ab?
Faf or Mckenzie
Steyn or an old Donald?
Ntini or Philander?
Boucher or Faf (as Ab carries the gloves)?
At a glance, that really is a horrid batting line up, and I love Mckenzie. Just goes on and on, but only one actually top top class batter, and one higher class one in Kirsten. Gibbs was mercurial, and high during that series.

Copied side wrong. Klusener was at 7 Boje 8.

I reckon AB would be in for Mackenzie, Steyn for an ageing Donald. Maybe Smith if he ever gets fit.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:10 pm

2. Eton Rifles - The Jam

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:12 pm

1. The Clash - Tommy Gun

Something to do with projectiles or weapons?
"(Rhythm) Stick" seems to be the odd one out so far?

by kingraf Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:17 pm

Domestic violence

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I've got a good look-a-like-y. Allan Donald and the bummer from Shawshank Redemption.

Allan Donald
Spoiler:
Bummer from Shawshank
Spoiler:

That's pretty good. He was leader of The Sisters.

Who led The Sisters at your school?

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've got a good look-a-like-y. Allan Donald and the bummer from Shawshank Redemption.

Allan Donald
Spoiler:
Bummer from Shawshank
Spoiler:

That's pretty good. He was leader of The Sisters.

Who led The Sisters at your school?

Harrumphing Smiley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:35 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've got a good look-a-like-y. Allan Donald and the bummer from Shawshank Redemption.

Allan Donald
Spoiler:
Bummer from Shawshank
Spoiler:

That's pretty good. He was leader of The Sisters.

Who led The Sisters at your school?

Harrumphing Smiley.

(Insert)

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:41 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:1. The Clash - Tommy Gun

Something to do with projectiles or weapons?
"(Rhythm) Stick" seems to be the odd one out so far?

Close enough

clash - tommy gun
rage - bullet in the head
breeders - cannonball
the jam - eton rifles
dury - rythym stick.

all things that can kill/harm you apart from rythym stick. windows actually gets pleasure from his.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:47 pm

Wow. I'm so thrilled at that. I assure you it was a blind stab in the dark.

Got Eton Rifles in my head right now. I really like Life From A Window.

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:26 pm

Did nobody get Cannonball Sean? Philistines to a man we are dealing with.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:34 pm

Rowley wrote:Did nobody get Cannonball Sean? Philistines to a man we are dealing with.

Nope. I wanted to get Windows involved but really struggled to think of a Chris De Burgh song with a Lethal Weapon in the title.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Did nobody get Cannonball Sean? Philistines to a man we are dealing with.

Nope. I wanted to get Windows involved but really struggled to think of a Chris De Burgh song with a Lethal Weapon in the title.

I don't like Chris De Burgh.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:45 pm

Ha, I've just seen your location. Try and get a serious chat going on the rugger boards.

by **Galted** Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:46 pm

The angry Kiwi hasn't said a word all day apart from shouting at me when I asked if he was going to reply to a mail. He's spent most of it staring at his desk. He'd be excellent dead pool material if he was famous.

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:47 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Did nobody get Cannonball Sean? Philistines to a man we are dealing with.

Nope. I wanted to get Windows involved but really struggled to think of a Chris De Burgh song with a Lethal Weapon in the title.

Are there no Keane songs you could have used?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:49 pm

Name the 'celebrity'

Spoiler:

by Adam D Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:52 pm

RubyMacIntosh?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:54 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Did nobody get Cannonball Sean? Philistines to a man we are dealing with.

Nope. I wanted to get Windows involved but really struggled to think of a Chris De Burgh song with a Lethal Weapon in the title.

Are there no Keane songs you could have used?

I don't like them either.

Perhaps he could have used some obscure 60's freakbeat band and then I could have googled it and claimed that I knew the lyrics?

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:57 pm

That would work.

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:02 pm

You can be so hurtful Tina, I even watched Blackfish to help us bond, even stayed up beyond 10pm to do so, which is unusual for me. Despite all my best efforts I receive nothing back for my efforts. However as I got Ride tickets I refuse to let your cruelty get me down.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:04 pm

Rowley wrote:You can be so hurtful Tina, I even watched Blackfish to help us bond, even stayed up beyond 10pm to do so, which is unusual for me. Despite all my best efforts I receive nothing back for my efforts. However as I got Ride tickets I refuse to let your cruelty get me down.

Have you got 15 sets of Ride tickets or this is the same set that you've just mentioned 15 times?

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:05 pm

Just the one Tina. I still have the ability to occasionally take joy in life, this is one such instance, so find my happiness hard to suppress. You can be assured normal service will be resumed reasonably soon.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:08 pm

Adam D wrote:RubyMacIntosh?

nope

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:06 pm

Shi'ite on here today

Gem Mac Hollins (Gemma Collins) - the grotesquely fat lazy one off Towie. Probably would mind....

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:12 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Shi'ite on here today

Gem Mac Hollins (Gemma Collins) - the grotesquely fat lazy one off Towie. Probably would mind....

Would what? I dearly hope you're not talking about what I suspect you're talking about. I'd rather go without.

by **Union Cane** Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:28 pm

Having not had yet commented since the thread split this thread wasn't showing on my myposts list. I should have now remedied this.

Pleasant weekend all, war Clev and all that.

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:29 pm

Jeff loses yet more music snob points for rejoicing in and buying tickets to attend a band reunion.

Unacceptable.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:33 pm

superflyweight wrote:Jeff loses yet more music snob points for rejoicing in and buying tickets to attend a band reunion.

Unacceptable.

Just let it ride, super.

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:42 pm

superflyweight wrote:Jeff loses yet more music snob points for rejoicing in and buying tickets to attend a band reunion.

Unacceptable.

Sorry Superfly, but dearly love Ride as you well know and for reasons I still don't fully comprehend they are the only band of that era that I really liked I did not see first time around. Would have gone anyway, but as I've never seen them I really had no choice, and to damnations how many points it costs me.

by Guest Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:16 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Shi'ite on here today

Gem Mac Hollins (Gemma Collins) - the grotesquely fat lazy one off Towie. Probably would mind....

Would what? I dearly hope you're not talking about what I suspect you're talking about. I'd rather go without.

Must admit that's by far the most disturbing thing I've ever read on these boards...and I've read Ralphy's post about Richie Woodhall KO-ing Nigel Benn inside two rounds

by **Galted** Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:18 pm

You'll always be a winner in my book, Jeff. You, Milos Forman and my mate, Doug.

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:21 pm

That's enough for me Galted. Your opinion is the only one I truly value round here. Anyone who drops the names of relatively obscure film directors into his conversations is obviously someone pretty special.

by **Galted** Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:41 pm

Excellent, the weekend has started off very promisingly. I feel as though I'm in an early Werner Herzog production.

by Rowley Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:42 pm

I am all about the positivity Galted. I try and engender a Capraesque mood around here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:47 pm

I tried to buy some Wim the other day, but I couldn't find any Wim Wenders.

by Guest Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:01 pm

Jim Jarmuschian on here today

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:46 pm

I had that Nuri Bilge Ceylan in the bag of my cab last night.

by Guest Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:49 pm

Kensington Fensington...get outta the cab...there was sp*nk everywhere

by **Pal Joey** Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:24 pm

Sounds like a bad ride.

Cost of the clean up? One Run DMC ticket.

by **Galted** Sat Nov 22, 2014 11:09 am

The cat bit me on the left buttock last night. I wasn't even provoking her, little sh1t. Am thinking of getting her a pitbull for Xmas.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:09 pm

Galted wrote:The cat bit me on the left part of my ARSE last night. I wasn't even provoking her, little sh1t. Am thinking of getting her a pitbull for Xmas.

Serves you right.

by **Galted** Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:12 pm

You're not appearing in my flat in cat form to punish me are you, Julius? I seem to recall having a dream where you were god.

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