my promo for Lex

Being as the mods are taking offence at this for some reason???

Hero: Oh so it speaks! It has a voice! Jeez I was nodding off there waiting for a witty retort, felt like I waited 3 days in fact.
And after that length of time I’d have thought you’d have come back with a doozy at least.
But guess that’s what we get when Jessica isn’t feeding you lines.

Listen up kid, enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, enjoy your fleeting moment in the spotlight.
Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Past glories?
A World Titles sits currently around this waist too.
My sixth one.
That’s as many as you, Saint and Cassius put together have ever worn.

Reinvent myself?
There’s a reason why I’m God Lex.
Because I’ve earn’t it.
I’ve sweated more, I’ve bled more, I’ve been put through more tables, I’ve taken more bumps then anyone in this business.
I’ve climbed the ladder, I’ve scaled the heights, I’ve soared like a frick’n eagle in front of tens of thousands in attendance.
I’m the guy that sells PPVs month after month, I’m the guy that each and every time is the one being talked about on the journey home
I make shows, I steal shows, I am the goddam show.
In the words of your dear Uncle Bret, I’m the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
The reason you’re wearing that belt?
Me
The reason you’re standing in this ring?
Me
The reason this company still exists?
Me

Without me, not you not any of these peons in the audience would be here.
That’s why I’m God.
This 6WF universe exists purely because of my presence.
I created it, I expanded it, I made it.

Don’t flatter yourself that you’re the current darling of backstage, you’re just the latest of a line of many.
You’re today’s dog dirt stuck to the shoe, soon to be wiped off and thrown in the bin.
And frankly you’re stinking up this place right now.

Lex looks down at the floor for a second but when he lifts his head he has a huge smile across his face

LH" Jeesh did you even breathe during that?

What do you have a blow hole on the top of your head that takes in oxygen as your gums flap around spouting the same old nonsense as always???

You call me boring!!!!
You may as well record that same tired old speech and get one of your brainwashed disciples to stumble out here week after week and play it through the speakers for the effect it has on everybody

6 time 6 time blah blah blah

Are you really comparing that bit off tin foil round your waist to this?

Lex points at the 6WF Championship belt

Don't make me laugh Hero
A man with an ego the size of your's must be a bit embarassed to wear that

A man as you say with such an illustrious past as you must see that that belt only goes to show just how far your star has fallen

Is that really what you've become

A walking talking soundbyte machine who's only current claim to fame is being the Champion of a company who can only manage to put on one show a year

Lex shakes his head

How can people worship a man who the rest of the world feel such pity for?

Hero: Pity?
An emotion shown only by the weak.
The insufferable, the intolerable, the insignificant mass of putrid stinking flesh that I witness in front of me.
I care not what these lowly mortals think of me, they stand there and stuff their over engorged mouths with yet another hotdog, they go back to their pathetic dwellings and lowly paid jobs, they live only to observe me.
And you believe they pity me?
They idolise me, they worship me, they lap up whatever I say because they’re pathetic little dogs.
Throw them a stick and watch them chase.

Believe your own hype Lex, you beat a no-one to get that title.
You fell lucky and were at the right place at the right time.
And when you quickly realised how out of your depth you were you got Miss Jessica onboard to give you back up.
Face it Lex, the moment Jessica’s head is turned again, and it will as it’s been done countless times before, then you’re yesterdays chip paper.

Lex laughs
LH" Do I detect a hint of jealousy there Hero??

Is this belt not the only thing in my possesion that you desire??

Jesica has clearly seen in me all the things you are not and could never be

You claim to be a God from what I have heard you are not even a real man

Strange that Lex, last time I remember Jess spending the night she certainly kneeled in front of the Lord and embraced his majesty.

And there were quite a number of times that she cried out ‘Oh God! Yes, Oh God!’

What does Jess she in you though?

Because unless the thermostat in here has been cranked down a few notches it certainly ain’t the contents of those pink pants.

Lex seems incensed by what Hero said about Jessica and he throws down the microphone before making his way up the ramp

Hero prepares himself for a fight but from nowhere security come out and surround Lex as he struggles to break free, Hero grins and beckons Lex forward