You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When...

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:28 am

First topic message reminder :

Your going to the Leicester City game on Saturday and your hoping that Brighton put us over.

I want them to put us over cleanly too, no dodgy referee decisions!!!

Feel free to add your own.

by Guest Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:05 am

You ressurrect a thread this old

by Ritsos Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:59 am

Your football team mates are taking a half time breather and you pull out the 'ground and pound mat wrestling' moves on them...

... You start thinking of your own newly created finisher you would use!

by jomosactingcoach Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:43 pm

your watching Eastenders, The doorbell rings at Pat's house and Carol Jackson announces "That'll be The Undertaker" how gutted was i when it wasn't the deadman.....

by hodge Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:51 pm

When watching rugby and someone tackles a player from a run and you shout 'oh my god what a spear!'

by SCSW Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:18 pm

jomosactingcoach wrote:your watching Eastenders, The doorbell rings at Pat's house and Carol Jackson announces "That'll be The Underaker" how gutted was i when it wasn't the deadman.....

Ha ha! Brilliant! Very Happy

by Jammy31 Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:35 am

jomosactingcoach wrote:your watching Eastenders, The doorbell rings at Pat's house and Carol Jackson announces "That'll be The Underaker" how gutted was i when it wasn't the deadman.....

Best. One. Ever.

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:34 pm

When your watching a film, and in the end you find out the murderer is actually the best friend of the main character and you say "OMG I didnt see that heel turn coming!!"

by hodge Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:05 pm

or dwayne johnson in get smart, one hell of a heel turn Smile

by theundisputedY2D2 Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:54 am

When you use the Google Sky app on your phone to look for Planet Funk.

by Beer Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:03 am

When you look on facebook to see someone is offering another person a fight for £1000 and you have the temptation to ask Gabe Sapolsky to book it.

by A Fine Folk. Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:58 am

jomosactingcoach wrote:your watching Eastenders, The doorbell rings at Pat's house and Carol Jackson announces "That'll be The Undertaker" how gutted was i when it wasn't the deadman.....

So true!

by harryspiv Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:28 am

When you have the house to yourself, find the biggest cuddly toy you possibly can and have a falls count anywhere match. The teddy even kicked out of a tombstone.

Guilty as charged

by MtotheC Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:37 am

When your reading your 3 year old daughter a good night story and the final line reads.."...and the big bad wolf was never ever seen again" and you can't help yourself...

"Neeeevvvvveeerrrrrr, eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvverrrrr seen again"

my daughters reply "silly daddy" if only she appreciated the popular wrestling culture connection!

by dyrewolfe Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:04 am

harryspiv wrote:When you have the house to yourself, find the biggest cuddly toy you possibly can and have a falls count anywhere match. The teddy even kicked out of a tombstone.

Guilty as charged

LMAO!

Thats both hilarious and slightly disturbing.

My own personal admission of sadness is that I now can't see Gollum without thinking about Bobby Roode hugging his title belt. The phrase "My Precious" fits them both pretty well IMO. Wink

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:44 am

Im sorry to have to bump my own thread up but I have just signed a card for a work colleague who is leaving us. I had to literally force myself no to write "I wish you well in your future endeavours"!!!!

This has just happened right now and made me think of this so I had to post it. I really do watch too much wrestling!!!

by Mr H Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:10 am

You know you watch too much wrestling when.............

You sign a colleagues leaving card with 'Wishing you all the best in your future endeavours'.

Which is what i just done.

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:14 am

Did you see my post just above yours Mr H? Or was this purely coincidence that we both put the same thing on here...

by Mr H Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:17 am

I genuinely didnt even read that!

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:26 am

Brilliant!!

Great minds and all that...

by Jammy31 Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:46 pm

When you walk into work with Triple H's theme on your ipod and genuinely spray water over everyone...

by I did it for the Rock Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:34 am

when you watch a threesome and all you can think is teddy popping on screen and saying lets make this a tag team

by psycho-gooner Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:40 am

I'm currently reading IT by stephen king. Basically its about these 7 kids haunted by this evil monster whom they try to destroy as adults.

As I'm nearing the end I'm thinking ''Surely this monster is going to kill some of them, would completely squash his momentem if they all triumphed over him. If the kids don't put the monster over, I'll riot.

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:08 am

LOL!!! The film version of it is one of the greatest films of all time!!!

by Dr Gregory House MD Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:10 am

When the BBC decides to shut down it's sports forum and you open your own so you can continue to chat about wrestling Wink

by Don Caboose Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:27 am

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:When the BBC decides to shut down it's sports forum and you open your own so you can continue to chat about wrestling

When someone asks you how good you are at something and you reply "I'm the best in the world at what I do".

by dyrewolfe Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:08 am

You turn up at work on Casual Friday dressed like this:

Spoiler:

by psycho-gooner Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:37 pm

When you see the amount of swerves in Eastenders and wonder if Russo writes for them?

by Jammy31 Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:09 pm

You Leapfrog over people while playing football, then turn around and clothesline them.

by SCSW Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:46 pm

You're caught showboating for a quick pin.

by Jammy31 Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:39 pm

During an argument, you consistanly do groin chops.

by harryspiv Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:01 pm

When you get the Dj in the nightclub to turn the lights off and play Kane's music

by DDT Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:05 am

When someone starts getting mouthy down the pub, and you just keep replying with What!

by DonIffy Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:21 am

When you climb on top of your bunk bed and do the rock pose

by dyrewolfe Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:50 am

When someone starts getting mouthy down the pub and you rip your t-shirt off and clothesline them over the bar.

You start ending phone calls with "Ta-ta for now".

by Jammy31 Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:32 pm

When you want four weeks worth of video promos of you shown to anyone before you meet them for the first time.

by MtotheC Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:38 pm

When your off work on paternity leave (my wife had a baby boy on Saturday!!!) and you email return vignettes to your mates at work hailing your return!

by UpsideDownFace Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:35 pm

Congrats M!

by UpsideDownFace Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:00 pm

MtotheC wrote:When your off work on paternity leave (my wife had a baby boy on Saturday!!!) and you email return vignettes to your mates at work hailing your return!

I hope you sent monster heel type videos. Smashing things around your house, getting angry with people down your local supermarket etc yet return in a man onesie dancing and loving life

by Liam Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:20 pm

When your in a lecture and you know the answer to a question, and raise your hand up slowly like the Big Show and make the same growling noise as you raise it

by **Crimey** Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:35 pm

martyr_94 wrote:When your in a lecture and you know the answer to a question, and raise your hand up slowly like the Big Show and make the same growling noise as you raise it

And to dramatically tell everybody to "hush" before you answer?

by MtotheC Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:45 am

UpsideDownFace wrote:Congrats M!

Thank you mate, I'm over the moon!

by psycho-gooner Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:21 am

when you read the dialogue ''son of a b*****'' in a book and hear the phrase in your head as if it was being read by VKM

by Jammy31 Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:31 pm

When you hear one of your work mates say to another "I'll kick you in the nuts", and you interrupt with "And you. Will. Like it!"

by The_Enigma Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:01 pm

I just know there's a joke there with putting your laptop to sleep and the GTS but for the life of me can't think of anything funny yet

by theundisputedY2D2 Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:38 am

You see a sign on the notice board at work saying 'Union Meeting at 12.00pm in the canteen' then you show up and are disappointed there's no sign of Mankind, Ken Shamrock, Big Show or Test.

by **Enforcer** Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:41 am

You can't watch any programme or film without thinking who is heel, face and tweener - and when the next big turn is going to happen.

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:49 am

My most popular thread ever! Im so proud!!

notworthy

by Mr H Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:13 am

I was out with some friends a couple of weeks ago and one of the girls asked the waiter for a 'Woo Woo'. I didnt say anything but in my head i said to myself 'You know it'.

by psycho-gooner Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:15 am

Enforcer wrote:You can't watch any programme or film without thinking who is heel, face and tweener - and when the next big turn is going to happen.

I actually do that when watching American TV shows, it's alot more obvious who's the heel/face/tweeners

by more_awesome_than_a_ri Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:40 am

When in work your boss explains to you in a meeting that you will be moving from one section of the businees to another and the first things that pop into your head are:

1) Can I buy a red shirt and get "Cables" (the section I'm moving to) printed on it and wear it to work the next day so people would know I'm now on the cable side!

2) Once I'm fullly trained on the new section I will come back and unify both sections and become the first ever undisputed cable and components despatcher!!!

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