You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When...

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Your going to the Leicester City game on Saturday and your hoping that Brighton put us over.

I want them to put us over cleanly too, no dodgy referee decisions!!!

Feel free to add your own.

When you talk to your partner holding the tv remote like its a microphone

When you stand in front of your fan and do the John Morrison entrance pose

When you get out the shower then walk into your bedroom to cut a promo

When your out having a beer with mates then randomly go up to one and shout give me a hell yeah!!

When you talk to your partner holding the tv remote like its a microphone

When you dont have a mic but hold your hand like you do and ask your mrs a question and she leans in "i'm not holding a mic dummy"

When you reach an age when you should be retired but still go to work and steal the limelight off younger workers .

when you chokeslam your dog all the way to hell!!

When you walk into work, stop, pose and wait for your pyro to go off before continuing to your desk.

When something doesn't go your way you think it was a set up all along.

You call your new son Jimmy and actually hope that he is a noisy baby so you can tell him to be quiet.

When you refer to son as a jabroni

when you call your fantasy football team at work Team Bring It and Name there homeground as The Smackdown Hotel haha

When you are behind someone you start to shuffle about sizing them up for a Rock Bottom.

Sad to say I actually still do this on occasion.

You open two beers, smash them together and then chug the contents while getting half of it down your shirt / on the sofa / on the carpet / on the missus

When you see someone lying on the floor and instantly think about going for the pin.

When you see someone lying on the floor and instantly think about going for the worm

When someone falls on their back and you instantly go for a submission manouevere.

When you wrap a 2 by 4 in barb wire

When you walk into work and expect the work's plasma screen to be showing your entrance video.

When you have a "debate" with a colleague and want to jump of the work's plasma screen onto your colleague.

When you hide metal folding chairs, dustbins, tables, fire extinguishers and a sledgehammer underneath your sofa in case you need to pull them out during a particularly nasty argument with your other half.

When you watch the Apprentice and on the week when they have the shopping task, your mind gets diverted for some inexplicable reason when they are haggling over the bowler hat.

All joking aside, I have adopted The Miz's "really?" when someone says something I dont understand or have a problem with. I dont even realise Im doing it sometimes?

When the lights go off unexpectedly in a room your in, you expect the undertaker to show up in front of you on the next dong

djcc2004 wrote:When the lights go off unexpectedly in a room your in, you expect the undertaker to show up in front of you on the next dong

Anyone else interpret this different to the intention?

All joking aside, I have adopted The Miz's "really?" when someone says something I dont understand or have a problem with. I dont even realise Im doing it sometimes?

To be honest, I've been using "REALLY??" for YEARS. He should be paying me royalties for stealing my idea.

liverbnz wrote:

djcc2004 wrote:When the lights go off unexpectedly in a room your in, you expect the undertaker to show up in front of you on the next dong

Anyone else interpret this different to the intention?

Yes. Undertaker is getting no where near my dong.

Adam D (Hobo) wrote:When you watch the Apprentice and on the week when they have the shopping task, your mind gets diverted for some inexplicable reason when they are haggling over the bowler hat.

when someone is talking to you , and you do the Ric Flair WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When you let people you've never met before know your name, then tell them they already knew it

When you bury your brother alive and think it is acceptable practice

When you hear a clap and you automatically think it's a knife edge chop and you shout "wooooooo"

When you're in the middle of a crowded room and you decide to take your suit jacket off and start elbow dropping the crap out of it

When your boss hands you a new uniform that's fluorescent green with purple and orange trim and you say "Sure boss! I'll wear it!"

When you elbow drop the inflatables in the pool.

When you have a "who can get a sneaky 1-2-3" competition with the missus...that never ends! And when you do get a sneaky one you celebrate like you won a World title.

You always want to go on a bouncy castle regardless of age so you can show people how to chokeslam and rock bottom.

Every time you mention, or hear mentioned, a certain Sly Stallone film all you can hear in your head is the millions (AND MILLIONS) of The Rocks fans chanting his name...

I am guilty of all these...bugger..

the-gaffer wrote:When you're in the middle of a crowded room and you decide to take your suit jacket off and start elbow dropping the crap out of it

I was at a Networking Lunch today. Room full of perfect strangers.

Opportunity missed!

When on a car trip and you stop for petrol, you feel urge mention the town you are in hoping you get a reaction from the petrol station worker

Pump 7 & and the cola please, right here in Newcastle

When you cut a promo to your friends in your car about the soloist who just cut you up...

When you randomly do things that make no logical sense, try to pass them off with some convoluted explanation and if all else fails you never mention it again.

when your 2 year old daughter keeps waving her hand in front of her face saying " you can't see me "

When you're play fighting with your girlfriend's kid, he tries to give you an RKO, but you counter it into an Attitude Adjustment and send him crashing onto his bed, breaking it.

And you walk away with a strange sense of satisfaction mwahahahaha!

When you put your friend in a sharp-shooter because they stole your beer!

when someone says , 'I think... ' , you interrupt with , 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!'

When you start ending every sentence with "BROTHER!"

Hey Wolfe Brother, Ive been doing that for years dude....Brother

When you frantically look up who the COO of your company is, and then complain to him/her about a conspiracy....

......or stop by the local store before seeing him/her and pick up a 3 litre tub of Head and Shoulders, 3 litre tub of Just for Men and a suitably sized sledgehammer.

When whenever you see a weights machine u think....u murdering bar steward

Your Tuesday morning routine begins with emailing someone with the simple line of: -

Did you read the spoilers??

When your best friend is a mop

When u here the song swagger Jagger, and all u can think about is Jack Swagger

When you attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.

I for one may be guilty of this...

When you walk into a friend's house that you haven't seen for a while,stand in the living room and shout 'FINALLY,THE ROCK HAS COME BACK....TO DOVER'

When you see two fellas having a scuffle in a nightclub,you think it's more than acceptable to run over and DDT them both so you can cut a promo on the bouncer you'll be fighting with later that night.

When you walk into work and hear 20 kids chanting 'YOU SUCK' you get all proud that you're doing a great job in your new heel role

When you start thinking 'Oh God, not another ''You know you watch too much wrestling...'' article!'

When you've been off work sick for a while, cryptic emails start getting sent round the office with the date of your return and how things will never be the same again, upon your return you run around the office for 10 minutes screaming "ohhhhh yeeaahhhhh" "come on baby" and then leave.

Wow my threads been revived!

When you put on Gloves and adjust them like Kane does