You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When...

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Your going to the Leicester City game on Saturday and your hoping that Brighton put us over.

I want them to put us over cleanly too, no dodgy referee decisions!!!

Feel free to add your own.

Every time you climb a ladder to clean a window you do it really slowly,and every few rungs turn to check Edge isn't there waiting for a Spear.

You get disappointed there isn't a huge pop when you descend from the ladder,having successfully cleaned the window against all the odds.

when you end up like those w£$kers...

weskers?

Like what cats have?

You start screaming "YES YES YES" when you finish work early.

When 2 of your mates start getting into a bit of an argument which nearly turns into a fight on a night out and other mates step into break it up and walk over and go

"No no no thats not how we do it over here daog, since you 2 cant keep out of this i am going to make this a tag team match playa"

When you Rock bottom your dog and sit there in amazement as he gets up and runs away before you can count to 3

i sidewalk slammed my scotty terrier as i was leaving to watch wrestlemania

I was once stunned by my Poopie . . . . . . . . . . . true story