Our own "Off Topic" thread
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Our own "Off Topic" thread
Browsing around other sub-forums I've noticed that a lot of the sections have their own "off topic" thread. Although there are complete "off topic" sections of the website where everyone can get together and "shoot the breeze" it seems that some sections like to be able to have a chat thread just amongst themselves, so here's one for us.
The other sections have a variety of names for this concept - often calling them "pub threads" where anything can be talked about. This also helps keep other (in our case, golf related) threads on topic. If anyone has a more original idea for a name for the thread let me know and I'll change it (the 19th hole?)
Just to start off, for those of us here in golf who also like music, check out the little contest in the music sub-forum (under media on the home page). This is a little fun contest where 10 of us have volunteered to name one song a week under a particular category. Everyone on the site then gets to vote for a song (no one but the organizer knows who nominated each song). The first poll is up for this week with the category being "Dance Music" - something I know nothing about but I picked a song anyway. This little comp will only work if we get plenty of people casting votes to see whose choice is the most popular so please check it out if you have a spare moment and cast your vote.
The other sections have a variety of names for this concept - often calling them "pub threads" where anything can be talked about. This also helps keep other (in our case, golf related) threads on topic. If anyone has a more original idea for a name for the thread let me know and I'll change it (the 19th hole?)
Just to start off, for those of us here in golf who also like music, check out the little contest in the music sub-forum (under media on the home page). This is a little fun contest where 10 of us have volunteered to name one song a week under a particular category. Everyone on the site then gets to vote for a song (no one but the organizer knows who nominated each song). The first poll is up for this week with the category being "Dance Music" - something I know nothing about but I picked a song anyway. This little comp will only work if we get plenty of people casting votes to see whose choice is the most popular so please check it out if you have a spare moment and cast your vote.
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I think the following names would be good:
The Pin High club
The Bunker
You Cant see the Woods for the women
Tiger Tiger
The Happy Gilmour Arms
The Pin High club
The Bunker
You Cant see the Woods for the women
Tiger Tiger
The Happy Gilmour Arms
Re: Our own "Off Topic" thread
Sounds just like the legendary 'Drive4show Anything Goes' threads from the old 606
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Yep that's the idea D4S - except you won't be at the mercy of the BBC mods here ;-)
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Davie wrote:Yep that's the idea D4S - except you won't be at the mercy of the BBC mods here ;-)
No the 606v2 mods who are far, FAR worse!
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Hobo wrote:Davie wrote:Yep that's the idea D4S - except you won't be at the mercy of the BBC mods here ;-)
No the 606v2 mods who are far, FAR worse!
Indeed, and we are like siamese, nymphomaniac women!
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King Beer wrote:Indeed, and we are like siamese, nymphomaniac women!
No class?
Oh wait, that's another joke entirely.
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off topic,
haven't downloaded my emails off my various personal yahoo accounts for a wee while now, so, as i've a quiet day today i thought i'd better do that and get them archived.
just downloaded them, exactly 606 emails received since last time ... spoooookeey
haven't downloaded my emails off my various personal yahoo accounts for a wee while now, so, as i've a quiet day today i thought i'd better do that and get them archived.
just downloaded them, exactly 606 emails received since last time ... spoooookeey
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Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
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theundisputedY2D2 wrote:King Beer wrote:Indeed, and we are like siamese, nymphomaniac women!
No class?
Oh wait, that's another joke entirely.
2 come at once! :shock:
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Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it!
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drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it! :laughing:
Davie was just trying to be the bigger man....
Ok i'll stop now.
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drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it!
You have no proof of that as the thread has been removed.
I'm blaming that Tails bloke.
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LondonJonnyO wrote:drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it!
You have no proof of that as the thread has been removed.
I'm blaming that Tails bloke.
SEND THE OPERATORS DOWN TO THE WAREHOUSE TO RETRIEVE LAST NIGHT'S BACK UP TAPES......NOW!!!!!
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drive4show wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote:drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it!
You have no proof of that as the thread has been removed.
I'm blaming that Tails bloke.
SEND THE OPERATORS DOWN TO THE WAREHOUSE TO RETRIEVE LAST NIGHT'S BACK UP TAPES......NOW!!!!!
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ban_bam wrote:off topic,
haven't downloaded my emails off my various personal yahoo accounts for a wee while now, so, as i've a quiet day today i thought i'd better do that and get them archived.
just downloaded them, exactly 606 emails received since last time ... spoooookeey
It could have been even more spooky b_b. You might have had 666 the sign of the beast, or 666a the beast next door.
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Found this masters quiz
http://www.sporcle.com/games/triviahappy/Masters_Two_Plus_Winners
Is quite cool
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Ben/pga_00_09
and this
http://www.sporcle.com/games/triviahappy/Masters_Two_Plus_Winners
Is quite cool
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Ben/pga_00_09
and this
Last edited by Nay Bother on Thu 10 Mar - 6:43; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : added second quiz)
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The number of the beast... 666
But then the original text describes the number of the beast as 616. There is also debate about it being a riddle for a name... or possibly since the greeks were aware of powers. 6 to the 6th power to the 6th power.
which would then be
10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056
I like that number
But then the original text describes the number of the beast as 616. There is also debate about it being a riddle for a name... or possibly since the greeks were aware of powers. 6 to the 6th power to the 6th power.
which would then be
10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056
I like that number
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LondonJonnyO wrote: 6 to the 6th power to the 6th power.
which would then be
10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056
I like that number
Indeed - the idea behind the science fiction novel by Robert A Heinlein. A very good one it is too.
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Davie wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote: 6 to the 6th power to the 6th power.
which would then be
10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056
I like that number
Indeed - the idea behind the science fiction novel by Robert A Heinlein. A very good one it is too.
Not a bad book that. I also like the idea of 3 spatial and 3 time dimensions. Adds a nice symmetry that.
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Exactly. Probably his last great book before he became too infatuated with pre-adolescent red-heads. After that it all became a little uncomfortable reading
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He did have some mad moments. Although Stranger was excellent it had some unusual ideas.
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Davie wrote:Exactly. Probably his last great book before he became too infatuated with pre-adolescent red-heads. After that it all became a little uncomfortable reading
Did somebody mention pre adolescent red heads. :shock:
http://latestdigitalphotography.blogspot.com/2009/02/new-pics-hermione-granger-emma-watson.html
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LJO,
Just thought i'd let you know i've tweeted Charlie Sheen to see if he'd be willing to create a breed of sex mad, coke sniffing super midgets..... will let you knwo if he agrees.
Watson would get it.
Just thought i'd let you know i've tweeted Charlie Sheen to see if he'd be willing to create a breed of sex mad, coke sniffing super midgets..... will let you knwo if he agrees.
Watson would get it.
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I think Sheen would be up for it. I could see a reality tv show in the offing with this... or we could tag them and follow their progress round the world.
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It could be the greatest thing ever made.
Luring him somewhere won't be a problem, steal some dirty old mare's panties and he'll follow the smell to an alleyway and then BAM!
Luring him somewhere won't be a problem, steal some dirty old mare's panties and he'll follow the smell to an alleyway and then BAM!
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Pitch it to the makers of Two and a Half Men. I reckon they'd be up for something to fill that timeslot.
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Talking of numbers, did you hear about the explosion in the pie factory recently?
3.14285714 people were killed!!
:run2:
3.14285714 people were killed!!
:run2:
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Really D4S - the latest figure I heard was a rather more accurate: 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
But it is constantly being updated so a new figure may be out shortly.
Anybody out there have any news on the pie factory explosion?
:huh:
But it is constantly being updated so a new figure may be out shortly.
Anybody out there have any news on the pie factory explosion?
:huh:
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All this talk about the devils number and we all know its really 3.
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I thought 3 was the magic number?
Alas, LJO, no reply from Sheen. Probably in the midst of a bi-winning sex orgy but i'll keep fingers crossed.
Alas, LJO, no reply from Sheen. Probably in the midst of a bi-winning sex orgy but i'll keep fingers crossed.
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3 is the devils number as it's the number of putts all golfers want to avoid. More than that is even more evil.
hence my view that 3 is not the magic number. In any way whatsoever.
I don't think he will respond... but watch the news. I expect to hear he's been having a go at the smaller hookers shortly.
hence my view that 3 is not the magic number. In any way whatsoever.
I don't think he will respond... but watch the news. I expect to hear he's been having a go at the smaller hookers shortly.
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LondonJonnyO wrote:3 is the devils number as it's the number of putts all golfers want to avoid. More than that is even more evil.
hence my view that 3 is not the magic number. In any way whatsoever.
I don't think he will respond... but watch the news. I expect to hear he's been having a go at the smaller hookers shortly.
I see you're point. When i play golf, 3 putts is a good effort.
I'll keep an eye on him, maybe try and lure him in somehow. He's a mentalist so surely our plan must appeal to his inner demons.
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To give it a golfing flavour... What would happen if Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods got together in Vegas?
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LondonJonnyO wrote:To give it a golfing flavour... What would happen if Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods got together in Vegas?
The second coming of Christ?
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King Beer wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote:To give it a golfing flavour... What would happen if Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods got together in Vegas?
The second coming of Christ?
Could be... Or there could be a mass exodus of strippers and hookers out of the area after a few days due to excessive working hours.
Actually... no-one has ever seen Tiger and Sheen in the same room before....
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LondonJonnyO wrote:King Beer wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote:To give it a golfing flavour... What would happen if Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods got together in Vegas?
The second coming of Christ?
Could be... Or there could be a mass exodus of strippers and hookers out of the area after a few days due to excessive working hours.
Actually... no-one has ever seen Tiger and Sheen in the same room before....
Yeah, it's cause Sheen isn't as big as Woods so the prefer to stay away from each other, it's a package thing.
Could you imagine if Sheen started his own porno company. Heff would be quaking in his slippers!
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hmmm... A thought occurs. Charlie Sheen, sponsored by Hugh Heffner and Playboy magazine.
He could get that tattooed on his ass
He could get that tattooed on his ass
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LondonJonnyO wrote:hmmm... A thought occurs. Charlie Sheen, sponsored by Hugh Heffner and Playboy magazine.
He could get that tattooed on his ass
Factoring in that he is a mentalist, would he not be more likely to get it tattooed on his johnson?
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Could be a size problem there.
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LondonJonnyO wrote:Could be a size problem there.
CSSBP, in size 5 font may work?
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King Beer wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote:Could be a size problem there.
CSSBP, in size 5 font may work?
Yeah but he's gotta be diseased by now... it might scab up one of his sores.
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It's probably hanging on by a thread, i wonder how dumb Denise Richards actually is to have married him?
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King Beer wrote:It's probably hanging on by a thread, i wonder how dumb Denise Richards actually is to have married him?
mmmm... Denise Richards....
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LondonJonnyO wrote:King Beer wrote:It's probably hanging on by a thread, i wonder how dumb Denise Richards actually is to have married him?
mmmm... Denise Richards.... :hump:
Denise Richards and Neve Campbell............ :hump:
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LondonJonnyO wrote:drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it!
You have no proof of that as the thread has been removed.
I'm blaming that Tails bloke.
I know this is a late reponse to this...but YES. It was me! I'll take the blame.
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David Tails wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote:drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it!
You have no proof of that as the thread has been removed.
I'm blaming that Tails bloke.
I know this is a late reponse to this...but YES. It was me! I'll take the blame.
See... I'm just a innocent bystander.
Now. Can I sue for being falsely accussed?
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LondonJonnyO wrote:David Tails wrote:LondonJonnyO wrote:drive4show wrote:Davie wrote:Please note: the site owners here have decreed that dwarf or midget references will not be tolerated.
Don't blame me mate, LJ started it! :laughing:
You have no proof of that as the thread has been removed.
I'm blaming that Tails bloke.
I know this is a late reponse to this...but YES. It was me! I'll take the blame. :thumbsup:
See... I'm just a innocent bystander. :angel:
Now. Can I sue for being falsely accussed?
Yes, but we'd prefer to settle out of court. How does a weekend with Charlie Sheen and 4 midgets sound?
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Charlie Sheens weekends last 8 months. I think I'd die.
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