The Official 2013 Wales v England bickering thread.

[HERSH]

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2013 bickering thread

OK, every year we see threads that actually contain really good rugby discussion derailed by the ongoing Wales vs England bickering and WUMMING! I will name no names. I guess we have all been guilty.

Since most of the general bickering comes from the respective fans of Wales and England ; I thought I would create a thread for it in an effort to keep decent rugby discussion relatively WUM free in other threads.

Let it commence

[mystiroakey]

42 the number?

level 42 the band?

42 the film to be out next year?

or 42 the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

[mowgli]

42 the number of points Wales will beat England by in the 6 Nations before going on to another glorious slaaaaaaam!!!!!!!!!!

[mystiroakey]

If Wales do that I will personally post myself to you in a massive birthday cake wearing a welsh dragon thong.

Not to be confused with what this fan did..

http://news.sky.com/story/327085/welsh-rugby-fan-hacks-off-testicles

[mowgli]

thanks

i had managed to forget this guy was welsh



and now i hope we lose

[mystiroakey]

Hopefully your whole country will feel the same- bad karma will make you lose.

Engalnd for the 6Nations GS.

[mowgli]

then again you can't question the commitment and i bet your Love sacks you don't win a slam!!!

[mystiroakey]

Nah nah my love sacks will not get punished pal.


How about if england get a gs you get a red rose tatooed to your ass

[mowgli]

i'd rather lose my Love sacks

[mystiroakey]

id rather tatoo a dragon to my head than lose my love sacks mate.

I wouldnt leave my room- but at least i could masterbate all day long

[anotherworldofpain]

Remind me never to making a bet with a Wales fan.

[HERSH]

I didn't realise Dia Greene was Welsh, explains why he couldn't raise his game on the biggest of stages!

Oh I felt tired blah blah blah....

[ScarletSpiderman]

On the news today there was some muppet (in Llundidno? Not necessary welsh, could be imported) getting the Team GB Medal tally tattooed on him because he wanted to show how patriotic he was! That seemed mental to me (but I hadn't head about the nuts-nutcase before).

[TrailApe]

Hey, 2 Christmas's ago, we went to watch Falcons play Leeds. We fought through snow and bank holiday traffic to get there from Durham, and when we did, Falcons had called the match off because they said the pitch was unsafe... Rubbish! The thaw was on. Talk about soft...

Yeah I recall that one - turned up at the Twin Farms - nothing unusual, same faces etc, had my three swift pints af Rivet Catcher and schlepped to KP. Still no notices or anything, it was not until I walked through an open gate and noticed that there was nobody around that I surmised the game was off.

Would normally have then went on the lash big style, but I had a hangover already and my bowels were not happy with me so I bimbled on home.

I think the pitch might have been playable but it was the ice around the immediate area that made them call it off.


Corned beef in the compo packs - well ok not the best - but a hell of a lot better than those big tins of pilchards (might be before your time, used to get a lot of them in the '80's).

[tigertattie]

contrary to popular belief, you can masturbate without your love sacks.

You just don’t produce the wee swimmers!

[Effervescing Elephant]

Aaaaaaand i'm out.

[mystiroakey]

contrary to popular belief, you can masturbate without your love sacks.

You just don’t produce the wee swimmers!

can you orgasm!!

[Guest]

Well that's a relief

[Luckless Pedestrian]

But without your bullocks, surely you wouldn't feel the urge to knock one out?

[gregortree]

Tattie... so you tried that ?

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Any way- yeah - mine hasn't arrived yet either.. bad times

Are you paying for yours in installments? If you are, you need to phone the ticket office and they'll print you out a ticket for the London Irish match because it's played before the final installment leaves your account.

[Jimpy]

Hey, 2 Christmas's ago, we went to watch Falcons play Leeds. We fought through snow and bank holiday traffic to get there from Durham, and when we did, Falcons had called the match off because they said the pitch was unsafe... Rubbish! The thaw was on. Talk about soft...

Yeah I recall that one - turned up at the Twin Farms - nothing unusual, same faces etc, had my three swift pints af Rivet Catcher and schlepped to KP. Still no notices or anything, it was not until I walked through an open gate and noticed that there was nobody around that I surmised the game was off.

Would normally have then went on the lash big style, but I had a hangover already and my bowels were not happy with me so I bimbled on home.

I think the pitch might have been playable but it was the ice around the immediate area that made them call it off.


Corned beef in the compo packs - well ok not the best - but a hell of a lot better than those big tins of pilchards (might be before your time, used to get a lot of them in the '80's).

We left the house at 11.40 am to get to the match in time. They abandoned the match at 11.50 apparently. What a bad bit of admin. Imagine the guys who were travelling from Leeds. I was livid.

You better believe I remember the pilchards - we were forbidden from eating them due to the fact that there was a potential poisoning issue - but obviously, they were still being issued years later in the 10 man packs. The only use we could find for them was to make pilchard bombs using sections of mini-fascine pipes - or sneakily pouring them over the radiator grills of Troopy's Spartan.

[gregortree]

This thread will be a marathon, if it is to have an ETA of spring 2013.
(not sure about Hersh's timing tbh)
Have we peaked too soon ? or just wandered off the road for a pint, fag, & a breather ?

[TrailApe]

You better believe I remember the pilchards - we were forbidden from eating them due to the fact that there was a potential poisoning issue -

They never told us that! - mind you we were just TA so if we went down with food poisoining it wouldn't be in the army's time.

Yes I agree that that call of back then was VERY badly organised. It seems that there are big changes going on in the background at KP so hopefully that sort of ball up won't happen again.

Snow and ice in NE England in winter - ha! who would have thought it

[ScarletSpiderman]

This thread will be a marathon, if it is to have an ETA of spring 2013.
(not sure about Hersh's timing tbh)
Have we peaked too soon ? or just wandered off the road for a pint, fag, & a breather ?

No we have the pre-season friendlies to get more anglo-welsh angst in, then we have the strengths of the Rabo v Jeff (one they start) to brag/bitch about, and then there should be some Anglo-Welsh HEC/LV= before the Wales V Eng match. So we have plenty to keep us going. However that may be thread continuation 2 or 3 by then (max 1,000 post of something).

[gregortree]

Scarlet,
yes, Glos v Cardiff Saturday week (although I'll be at a wedding).
Glos have nicked some talent from Scarlets: the coach, and number 8, so feel free to comment. London Welsh now on the Jeff fixture list, and Glos play Hairsprays at the Liberty in November in the LV.
England fans on here have to pace ourselves for the grand crescendo in the 6n in Feb/ March.
Pob Lwc (sp?)

[ScarletSpiderman]

Gregor - Nigel Davies may take a while to get his squad the way he wants it, and does have a tendancy to drop good players because he has decided that they have the wrong attitude etc, even though they are pne of the better players in their position. Also he has a tendancy to make changes on the hour mark, and sometime just because he can, which does annoy people. That said I think that he will do a crackign job for you. And big Ben well lets be fair as an Englishman you should know enough about him. Also Martyn Thomas started out at the Scarlets (when Nigel was skills coach) and is a very good attacking player, a young Geordan Murphy IMO.

[gregortree]

Scarlet
thanks. I'm excited about the young backs in Glos squad, most of whom have a great attitude, and more development in them. I see your points about Davies' style. Maybe he will ruffle some of the old salts in the squad, mostly some of the forwards. The 'new' SH is Jimmy Cowan, ex all black with attitude, so that will be interesting. And Tindall will allegedly have some kind of coaching role, so could be fascinating to see how that works out with the new head coach and the keen young backs.
regards GR

[mystiroakey]

What is you lot on about.

When we playing you leek munchers next anyway?

[tigertattie]

just to clear things up

I still have my love sacks

You can orgasm without them - just nowt comes out
(think about all the fellas who have had the snip)

[gregortree]

handy relief then

[Guest]

When we playing you leek munchers next anyway?

Got to be honest, between that kind of line and your sheep gags, you're obviously laugh (or lols as you prefer) a minute. This "bickering" thread is a hoot. I eagerly await your next predictable contribution. Great banter.

[mystiroakey]

I love ya welsh really risca. I only ever do it it a friendly way.

[tigertattie]

do they even actually grow leeks in Wales? I've never seen any Welsh leeks in Tesco!

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Our leeks are so delicious, we don't export them.

[gregortree]

We Sais also let you keep your Brains beer west of the bridge.

[ScarletSpiderman]

We Sais also let you keep your Brains beer west of the bridge.

Not true, I saw someone drinking it on Waterloo Road, and thats based in Rochdale

[gregortree]

Scarlet,
[Monday, and we are off ! ]
Oh dear, that poor chap on Waterloo Road, was he ok ? Did someone call the medics for him ? We are just not evolved to metabolise stuff brewed from the Taff.

[ScarletSpiderman]

Scarlet,
[Monday, and we are off ! ]
Oh dear, that poor chap on Waterloo Road, was he ok ? Did someone call the medics for him ? We are just not evolved to metabolise stuff brewed from the Taff.

Yeah, need something to fo at work

[gregortree]

ha ha ! I understand Scarlet.
Season almost here. Glos play Cardiff as a friendly this Sat.
But I'll be at a wedding in Kent so will miss the fun.
If Glos ever play Scarlets we can have a jolly good banter about it.

[Knowsit17]

On the news today there was some muppet (in Llundidno? Not necessary welsh, could be imported) getting the Team GB Medal tally tattooed on him because he wanted to show how patriotic he was! That seemed mental to me (but I hadn't head about the nuts-nutcase before).

Still not as embarrassing as the guy who spent hundreds of pounds on miniature faces of Will and Kate tattooed onto his teeth.

[sugarNspikes]

On the news today there was some muppet (in Llundidno? Not necessary welsh, could be imported) getting the Team GB Medal tally tattooed on him because he wanted to show how patriotic he was! That seemed mental to me (but I hadn't head about the nuts-nutcase before).

Still not as embarrassing as the guy who spent hundreds of pounds on miniature faces of Will and Kate tattooed onto his teeth.

Was he Welsh? Or is that just the guy who chopped his ballls off?

[mystiroakey]

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[mystiroakey]

Just wondering.

Did dragons exist or is it a good eample of welsh fantasy. Believing they will win the world cup, beliving in dragons. Not much difference there.

[anotherworldofpain]

Just wondering.

Did dragons exist or is it a good eample of welsh fantasy. Believing they will win the world cup, beliving in dragons. Not much difference there.

[Guest]

Ask your heroic patron saint whether they existed.

[nganboy]

Ask your heroic patron saint whether they existed.

touche

[Guest]

Yup, check mate, well played Rev.

[ScarletSpiderman]

Just wondering.

Did dragons exist or is it a good eample of welsh fantasy. Believing they will win the world cup, beliving in dragons. Not much difference there.

They still do, their called mother-in-laws

[mystiroakey]

I though St George existed- but historians just argue about when!

[Portnoy]

The very fact that Saints get their anointments is dependent on a bunch of blokes in fancy frocks in Italy believe in miracles. So if you want to believe in dragons or whatever it doesn't matter.

Not very scientific though.

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