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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 2:04 pm

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This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............


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Post by Kenny Wed 30 Oct 2013, 1:05 pm

Johno just gave me that sly smile of his and then ..................corrected my English, "that could have hit me!" he explained, "you stupid.....Northern Oaf !"

I was left in tears by his .........................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:33 am

I was left in tears by his ........... grammatical correction but I thought I'd better keep it to myself considering I had made a mess of the floor.

By now the blood was ...............................................................................

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Post by Kenny Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:21 am


By now the blood was flowing to my privates

Giving me a ..............................................................
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Post by Roller_Coaster Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:50 pm

n army of messy soldiers.

Still, I brushed them down

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Post by Kenny Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:52 pm


Still, I brushed them down and got on with the job in hand

What happened next sent shock waves through the .......................................
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Post by Roller_Coaster Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:55 pm

cab of the truck delivering hair products.

Whoever put those

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Post by Kenny Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:57 pm


Whoever put those in there didn't know the first thing about health and safety

The driver was now covered in a sweet sticky mess , but ......................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:50 am

The driver was now covered in a sweet sticky mess , but .......... his hair never looked better.

As the truck veered around the corner.............................

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Post by Kenny Fri 01 Nov 2013, 12:07 pm


As the truck veered around the corner narrowly missing a old lady

Slamming on the brakes the driver .....................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 11 Nov 2013, 8:37 am

Slamming on the brakes the driver .............. struggled to keep the truck on the road.

It jack-knifed, scraped some boulders beside the road, hit a flimsy barrier, then veered towards..........................

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Post by Kenny Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:55 pm


It jack-knifed, scraped some boulders beside the road, hit a flimsy barrier, then veered towards..............a primary school

Seeing this happening the headmistress quickly ..........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 12 Nov 2013, 5:39 am

Seeing this happening the headmistress quickly .......................... dived into a hedge leaving the kids exposed.

The only option left for the driver was to..............................

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Post by Kenny Tue 12 Nov 2013, 3:20 pm


The only option left for the driver was to..........try and overturn the vehicle

As the handbrake started to take hold the ........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:15 am

As the handbrake started to take hold the ......................... truck went up on 2 wheels and narrowly missed the headmistress taking cover in the hedge.

It then continued.........................

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Post by Kenny Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:02 pm

It then continued roll along on the two wheels .

Until it reached ...................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 29 Nov 2013, 2:26 am

Until it reached ................... Harry Redknapp's letterbox, which was quite an impressive structure.

It just so happened Harry was walking the dogs along his driveway at the time and he was....................................

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Post by Kenny Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:07 pm


It just so happened Harry was walking the dogs along his driveway at the time and he was...........just returning home

" Can i help you ?" Harry asked as he .......................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:10 pm

" Can i help you ?" Harry asked as he ........... grew slightly redder on the cheeks. "What's your game, mate?"

I could see he was simmering underneath - about to let fly with a barrage of abuse. It was at that point when he said: ".............................................

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Post by Kenny Mon 02 Dec 2013, 11:58 am

I could see he was simmering underneath - about to let fly with a barrage of abuse. It was at that point when he said: " I'm a big fan "

"Could you sign your book for me ? " , Harry looked me up and down and said "........
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 05 Dec 2013, 9:27 pm

"Could you sign your book for me ? " , Harry looked me up and down and said ".......you've recovered well from that accident on stage. Did they ever catch that cameraman or has he fled the country?"

"Unfortunately, he did get away" I said "but don't worry, the authorities.................

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Post by Kenny Sat 07 Dec 2013, 2:02 pm


"Unfortunately, he did get away" I said "but don't worry, the authorities.....are on his trail "

" Thats were your wrong !" said Harry " I am that ..........................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Dec 2013, 6:56 am

" Thats were your wrong !" said Harry " I am that ..........................man.

Now he was really confused. He felt like................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:29 pm


Now he was really confused. He felt like......a young Ian Botham all perm and tache

It was then that his head exploded and and I ran for my life before .....................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:40 pm

It was then that his head exploded and and I ran for my life before .......... I suffered any abuse.

It had been a trying day. Not only because of the near disaster with the bus and Harry's outburst beside his letterbox but also.........................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:27 pm

It had been a trying day. Not only because of the near disaster with the bus and Harry's outburst beside his letterbox but also......because my period had started

Was that unusual for .............................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 14 Dec 2013, 3:24 am

Was that unusual for ........................ a post-op shemale like me?

The doctors had warned me that this could happen but I .............................

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:43 pm


The doctors had warned me that this could happen but I .......didn't want to believe it

I decided to take matters into my own hands and .................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:47 am

I decided to take matters into my own hands and ........... throw one of my better hissy fits.

The unfortunate 'victim' was the local postman who happened....................

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Post by Kenny Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:10 pm

The unfortunate 'victim' was the local postman who happened......to be delivering at the time .

" Right you stupid little ........................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:46 pm

" Right you stupid little .................. git. Why have you bent my mail?"

Before he had a chance to answer, I......................................

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Post by Kenny Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:28 pm

Before he had a chance to answer, I noticed the post code on the envelope .

It was from Jose as he was the only person i knew from ............
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 01 Jan 2014, 11:24 pm

It was from Jose as he was the only person i knew from ......... Burnley.

Back in my caravan I hurriedly.......................................

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Post by Kenny Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:24 pm

Back in my caravan I hurriedly............started making pancakes

The batter was coming along nicely when ....................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 09 Jan 2014, 9:32 am

The batter was coming along nicely when ................... a stork arrived at my door.

This one was carrying a telegram which read: "..................................

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Post by Kenny Thu 09 Jan 2014, 12:14 pm


This one was carrying a telegram which read: " Dear Sir you are invited to the palace for afternoon tea "

I quickly showered and changed and ordered a horse and carriage to take me to the palace , on the way i .........................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 09 Jan 2014, 12:55 pm


I quickly showered and changed and ordered a horse and carriage to take me to the palace , on the way i ............... asked the driver to pull up outside the tavern.

At the bar I noticed that the barmaid had..................................

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Post by Kenny Thu 09 Jan 2014, 1:02 pm


At the bar I noticed that the barmaid had..no teeth

As she smiled her ...............
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 09 Jan 2014, 1:18 pm

As she smiled her ............... stale cigarette breath nearly floored me.

"What'll it be luv?" she asked. It was at that point.....................

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Post by Kenny Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:05 pm

"What'll it be luv?" she asked. It was at that point the coachman ran in screaming

" Quick there's a headless horseman coming this way and he ...........................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 11 Jan 2014, 8:31 am


" Quick there's a headless horseman coming this way and he ........ looks as though he is lost."

As he approached, I gathered a large rock and threw it at the horse. It reared up... throwing the headless rider to the ground. As I went over to have a closer look - he.....................

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Post by Kenny Sat 11 Jan 2014, 1:49 pm

As he approached, I gathered a large rock and threw it at the horse. It reared up... throwing the headless rider to the ground. As I went over to have a closer look - he popped his head out from under his cloak !

" What you doing ? It was only supposed to be a joke ! " he shouted , So i ..................
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 12 Jan 2014, 9:27 am

" What you doing ? It was only supposed to be a joke ! " he shouted , So i ................. laughed heartily after apologising for my violent behaviour with the rock.

"I thought I'd dress up to surprise my wife... who works at the tavern. Come on, I'll introduce you to her and we can........................

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Post by Kenny Sun 12 Jan 2014, 10:36 pm



"I thought I'd dress up to surprise my wife... who works at the tavern. Come on, I'll introduce you to her and we can have a drink ."

Well would you believe it , his wife was only ........................
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:58 am


Well would you believe it , his wife was only ....................... 27 but I swear she looked closer to 47!

As we sat at a table in the corner I could see her.................

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Post by Kenny Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:05 am

As we sat at a table in the corner I could see her nipples

They were huge and ..................
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 26 Jan 2014, 8:50 am

They were huge and .................. erect.

Then something caught my eye - a third one. It was just................

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