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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 2:04 pm

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This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

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The fridge door wouldnt open so I............


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Post by Pal Joey Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:28 am

But the second, well ................. that was something else.

They formed a long line and then passed.......

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Post by Kenny Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:15 pm


They formed a long line and then passed......a live chicken around

It brought a whole new meaning to being plucked .........................
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:27 pm

It brought a whole new meaning to being plucked ............ featherless

Weirder stunts were to come involving.................

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Post by Kenny Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:30 pm


Weirder stunts were to come involving........lobsters and Lions

It was such a shame when one of the dancers got them mixed up and ..............
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:50 pm

It was such a shame when one of the dancers got them mixed up and .......... threw a lobster through the hoop and let the lion molest her with it's raspy tongue.

Next were a pair of...............................

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Post by Kenny Sun 12 Aug 2012, 8:45 pm


Next were a pair of......................sloths

Sloths are a very ..................
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:51 pm

Sloths are a very ............ tactile creatures.

Their act involved climbing up a rope and then.......

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Post by Kenny Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:52 pm


Their act involved climbing up a rope and then.......pooing onto a plate

But unfortunatley the sloth wasn't a good shot so ....................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:39 am

But unfortunatley the sloth wasn't a good shot so ................ some of it landed in my lap.

So I had to go and wash it off. In the unisex washroom I was surprised...............

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Post by Kenny Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:48 am


So I had to go and wash it off. In the unisex washroom I was surprised.........to see a woman standing up and peeing

But on closer inspection i saw it was Jose !!.................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:17 am

But on closer inspection i saw it was Jose !!......... and his hair looked squeaky clean.

"Fancy seeing you here, amigo...!" to which he turned around revealing.......

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Post by Kenny Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:33 am


"Fancy seeing you here, amigo...!" to which he turned around revealing.......Female bits

" I have had the operation " he/she said ............. my jaw dropped .............
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:56 pm

" I have had the operation " he/she said ............. my jaw dropped to the floor.

"It kind of suits you" I said, "especially the way you've..................

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Post by Kenny Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:43 pm

"It kind of suits you" I said, "especially the way you've.........styled your downstairs runway

I was starting to get aroused when ...............
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:06 am

I was starting to get aroused when ........ Mum walked in looking excited.

"Come on... you've got to watch the show, they've just.................

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Post by Kenny Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:15 am


"Come on... you've got to watch the show, they've just..........started .

"By the way do you know my new lover Jose " said Mum ..............
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23 am

"By the way do you know my new lover Jose " said Mum ......... with a cheeky smile.

I was flabbergasted but thought it's better someone I know. The 3 of us then....

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Post by Kenny Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:25 am


I was flabbergasted but thought it's better someone I know. The 3 of us then....went to watch the show .

" You know that girl 3rd from the left " said Jose " She really ..............
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:49 am

" You know that girl 3rd from the left " said Jose " She really ....... is a man.

I found that hard to believe because her cameltoe seemed.............

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Post by Galted Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:10 pm

I found that hard to believe because her cameltoe seemed.............to reach right up to her t1ts.

I turned angrily to Jose & said......

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Post by Kenny Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:03 pm

I turned angrily to Jose & said......" that's my ex wife !!"

Jose looked awkward but then flipped and punched ..............
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 16 Aug 2012, 1:33 am

Jose looked awkward but then flipped and punched ...... me in the mouth.

"...and that's my brother Felipe! How come you............

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Post by Kenny Thu 16 Aug 2012, 4:11 pm

"...and that's my brother Felipe! How come you........were married ?"

It was a long and painful talk that followed as i ..............................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:20 am

It was a long and painful talk that followed as i .............. explained my drunken behaviour leading up to our quick wedding in Reno.

"If only you had told me all this earlier I wouldn't.......

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Post by Kenny Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:43 am


"If only you had told me all this earlier I wouldn't.....hit you or slept with your mother !" said Jose

" I suppose in a way we are family " i said . So we decided to all go out as a foursome but that was when ......................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:00 am

" I suppose in a way we are family " i said . So we decided to all go out as a foursome but that was when ....... we had all got full medical checks by a doctor specialising in sexual diseases in families.

Once we had the all clear, Jose was quick to.......................

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Post by Kenny Sun 19 Aug 2012, 7:41 pm


Once we had the all clear, Jose was quick to...........say goodbye .

Leaving me and my ex to ...........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:04 am

Leaving me and my ex to ......................... parts ways finally. Smile

Relaxing back at the hotel I was......

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Post by Kenny Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:15 pm


Relaxing back at the hotel I was.....woken by a knock at the door .

Dressing quickly i .....................
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Post by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:14 pm

Dressing quickly i ................... got my machinegun and slowly opened the door.

I was shocked to see ................
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Post by Kenny Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:34 pm

I was shocked to see ..............a dwarf standing there

" I have a message for you , just come with me " he said , so with that i followed him ..............
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:13 am

" I have a message for you , just come with me " he said , so with that i followed him ......... along the corridor, down the lift and across the hotel lobby to a limo waiting outside.

"I suppose you're.........................

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:16 am


"I suppose you're........wondering what this is all about ?" said the mystery man in the limo .

" Well i run a secret organization and we want to recruit you ................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:20 am

" Well i run a secret organization and we want to recruit you ......... as our 'house' cleaner.

"In addition to keeping the pool clean you'll be expected to.....................

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:24 am


"In addition to keeping the pool clean you'll be expected to.....shine everyones shoes "

I had heard enough so pulled out the machine gun and .............
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:51 am

I had heard enough so pulled out the machine gun and ........ motioned them to get out of the limo and hand me the keys.

As I put my foot down and wheeled the limo away, I stuck the machine gun out the window and......................

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Post by Kenny Fri 24 Aug 2012, 2:38 pm


As I put my foot down and wheeled the limo away, I stuck the machine gun out the window and........Shot the head honcho

With that they all bowed down , i was now the MAN .....................
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 26 Aug 2012, 2:42 pm

With that they all bowed down , i was now the MAN ............ to be reckoned with.

My first order to the group was simple. They were to.............

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Post by Kenny Sun 26 Aug 2012, 6:36 pm


My first order to the group was simple. They were to.........strip naked and hold up the bank

As they stormed in .....................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 27 Aug 2012, 8:20 am

As they stormed in .................. they were caught on camera getting laughed at by both bank staff and customers.

That was the distraction I needed so I..............

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Post by Kenny Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:35 pm


That was the distraction I needed so I..........nipped into the vault

Once inside i targeted the ...................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:38 am

Once inside i targeted the .............. bundles of unmarked notes.

Grabbing a nearby sack I stuffed it full only to realise.................

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:23 am


Grabbing a nearby sack I stuffed it full only to realise............i needed an escape plan .

So i took out my mobile and ....................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:53 am

So i took out my mobile and .......... asked Mum to bring the van over.

A few minutes later I heard a screech out the front and saw...........

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:52 pm


A few minutes later I heard a screech out the front and saw...........Mum with the Cops .

" Sorry Love " she shouted " But i had to turn you in " . The shocked hit me but soon i .....................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:07 am


" Sorry Love " she shouted " But i had to turn you in " . The shocked hit me but soon i ........... could see what her plan was.

At the Police station I was ushered into a small white room where.............

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Post by Kenny Tue 18 Sep 2012, 5:01 pm


At the Police station I was ushered into a small white room where.......at a large table sat .

A very small man ........................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25 pm

A very small man ..................came into the room with a large file. (sorry, he was already sitting down wasn't he? Laugh )

"Well, you've been busy haven't you?" he said giving me......................

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Post by Kenny Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:58 am


"Well, you've been busy haven't you?" he said giving me.........a wink

" Can you leave us alone please ?" he said to the other officer . Then .........
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:58 am

" Can you leave us alone please ?" he said to the other officer . Then ......... he opened up one of the cardboard boxes that were on the table beside him.

"Do any of these belong to you?" he said as he took out an old dog-eared Ribald mag and..........

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