Complete the sentence

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

Well " said the chief " They .......................................................weren't very big & it was quite a large bucket". "Hmmmmm" I thought to myself, "something is.......................

"Hmmmmm" I thought to myself, "something is.......................a little odd here "

So i asked the chief if i could see the bodies , "Sure " he said " I will send a car over to pick you up " . Within minutes i was at the station being lead into a room with ........................................

So i asked the chief if i could see the bodies , "Sure " he said " I will send a car over to pick you up " . Within minutes i was at the station being lead into a room with ......... girly posters all over the walls.

The Chief had trouble containing his smile. "Surprise!" said Jose and Conchita as they burst through a curtain. "We thought you.......................

The Chief had trouble containing his smile. "Surprise!" said Jose and Conchita as they burst through a curtain. "We thought you...............needed a surprise "

I could hardly contain my anger , " A surprise !" i shouted " I thought you were dead , how could you do this to me " i asked . To which Jose replied ..................................

I could hardly contain my anger , " A surprise !" i shouted " I thought you were dead , how could you do this to me " i asked . To which Jose replied ................ "we had to get the mafia off our backs... it was the only thing we could think of!"

"So where to now?" I asked. ..........................................................

"So where to now?" I asked. .................................."Well" said the Chief " I do have a case i could use some help on "

We all agreed to help out so we ......................................................

We all agreed to help out so we .............................................. could earn some money for our airfare home.

There's an old lady who lives up on the hill on the road out of town and she.....................

There's an old lady who lives up on the hill on the road out of town and she.........keeps streaking

We need to catch her in the act so if you can ................................................

We need to catch her in the act so if you can ....................... try and find out how she prepares for it... it'd be much appreciated.

We posed as journalists who were interested in her life story and she accepted our story quite well. "You'll have to excuse me this evening... I have an prior engagement. Unfortunately, it's invitation only but.............

We posed as journalists who were interested in her life story and she accepted our story quite well. "You'll have to excuse me this evening... I have an prior engagement. Unfortunately, it's invitation only but..........you are cute so only you can come along " she said pointing at Jose

With a sly nod i excused ourselves , leaving Jose alone with her . Five minutes later there was a scream and Jose came running out shouting " .........................................

With a sly nod i excused ourselves , leaving Jose alone with her . Five minutes later there was a scream and Jose came running out shouting "She tried to fondle me and got angry when I objected!"

I went in and told her the match starts in an hour... she'd better get a move on. I'll wait outside and.................

I went in and told her the match starts in an hour... she'd better get a move on. I'll wait outside and.........start the engine

It was then that she ripped all her clothes off and ran past me into the street , the last thing i saw was.............................

It was then that she ripped all her clothes off and ran past me into the street , the last thing i saw was........... her butt cheeks turning the corner towards the stadium.

The match between.......................................

The match between...................The Police department and the local Firestation was just about to start .

As she .................................................................

As she ........................ hid behind a banner in the tunnel I managed to catch her eye.

"Aren't you a bit old for this caper?" I asked. She seemed embarrassed but before I could get closer she..........................................

"Aren't you a bit old for this caper?" I asked. She seemed embarrassed but before I could get closer she..........ran for the pitch

With everything bouncing and wobbling around she did cartwheels as the ............................................

With everything bouncing and wobbling around she did cartwheels as the .......... play got underway.

The Police midfielder had the ball and laid it off to his right back who then.....................

The Police midfielder had the ball and laid it off to his right back who then..................saw Gladys

He shot straight at her , and then the ball disappeared into ................................

He shot straight at her , and then the ball disappeared into .......... her love tunnel.

The captain of the Fire Brigade then sprung into action.............

The captain of the Fire Brigade then sprung into action........and gave her The Heimlich maneuver‎

the ball shot out and went straight into the top corner of the goal !! The crowd went wild and started chanting ....................................................

the ball shot out and went straight into the top corner of the goal !! The crowd went wild and started chanting .................................................... "Fi-er, Fi-er!... Gladys is on Fi-er!"

It was then I noticed that 2 security guards had been locked in a cupboard in the tunnel. They were banging on the door and calling out ".....................

It was then I noticed that 2 security guards had been locked in a cupboard in the tunnel. They were banging on the door and calling out ".....................Set us free , Set us free !"

I turned the handle and they fell out onto the floor . "Where is she ?" they demanded . So i pointed out to the pitch were Gladys was being carried around shoulder high by the ...............................................

I turned the handle and they fell out onto the floor . "Where is she ?" they demanded . So i pointed out to the pitch were Gladys was being carried around shoulder high by the ................. Fire Brigade fans.

When she saw the guards running towards her she leaped of their shoulders and headed straight for the....................................

When she saw the guards running towards her she leaped of their shoulders and headed straight for the................press box

" Does anyone want to hear my story ?" she asked , A hand went up .........................

" Does anyone want to hear my story ?" she asked , A hand went up ......... "Chuck Bogowitz... NBC Sports. Have you been approached by any of the big porno producers yet?"

"At this stage no. But my agent has received.............................

"At this stage no. But my agent has received..............offers

"Well i can make you a star !" he said "Just follow me down this .....................................

"Well i can make you a star !" he said "Just follow me down this ................... corridor, away from the others.

"I'll do nothing of the sort! Besides, I already have someone in mind for my afternoon exercise." With that she turned to................................

"I'll do nothing of the sort! Besides, I already have someone in mind for my afternoon exercise." With that she turned to.............................Mum

And asked her to help out . Mum wasn't sure but after ......................................

And asked her to help out . Mum wasn't sure but after ...................... while she gave in.

The slipped away from the crowd and got a taxi back to the hotel. Once in the room, Gladys and Mum..............................

The slipped away from the crowd and got a taxi back to the hotel. Once in the room, Gladys and Mum..............started fighting

" I knew i recognised you ! Mum shouted " You stole my ..................................

" I knew i recognised you ! Mum shouted " You stole my .......... scarf at the dog track last week.

"Well, they were looking for a naked woman and your scarf looked very warm. I love cashmere.
I'm very sorry - how about I................................

"Well, they were looking for a naked woman and your scarf looked very warm. I love cashmere.
I'm very sorry - how about I.........................buy you a new one ?

Mum looked at me and i just nodded back , it was then that she ...............................

Mum looked at me and i just nodded back , it was then that she ........ smiled.

"Oh, I have a few scarves anyway. You can keep that one. That's a nice broach you're wearing... did you........................"

did you........................remember to feed the dog?"

"Oh bother!" I exclaimed, "I........................

"Oh bother!" I exclaimed, "I............... was supposed to feed your sheplabradoodle terrier." It must have been starving by now.

So I went back (alone) to Gladys' house and tentatively opened the door. Almost immediately................................

So I went back (alone) to Gladys' house and tentatively opened the door. Almost immediately............they were on me

Licking and trying to hump my leg , i decided to just let them ..................................

Licking and trying to hump my leg , i decided to just let them .................. have their way with me.

After they were fed and I was relaxing on the sofa I felt another tug on my ankle and looking down I saw...............................

After they were fed and I was relaxing on the sofa I felt another tug on my ankle and looking down I saw.......Jose

" Please get me out of here !" he pleaded " I can't take anymore of this ..............................

" Please get me out of here !" he pleaded " I can't take anymore of this .............. abuse"

I looked closer and saw Gladys' chihuahua, Boris, getting up to speed on Jose's rear end. "Stay still and I'll.............................

I looked closer and saw Gladys' chihuahua, Boris, getting up to speed on Jose's rear end. "Stay still and I'll.......pull him off " i said

" Pull him off !" Jose screamed " I dont want you to excite him anymore , can't you just remove him ? " . I thought about it and ...........................................

" Pull him off !" Jose screamed " I dont want you to excite him anymore , can't you just remove him ? " . I thought about it and ......................................... decided to get his attention another way.

I purposely dropped the remote and bent over to pick it up. It didn't take long before Boris...................................

I purposely dropped the remote and bent over to pick it up. It didn't take long before Boris............had targeted me

But as he made his move i ......................................................

But as he made his move i ................................................... I zapped him with a Gladys' taser - which she had conveniently left on the arm rest.

Boris let out an ear-piercing yelp and in the same instant................

Boris let out an ear-piercing yelp and in the same instant...............let go of Jose

We ran for the door , but as passed the fire place my jeans caught the gas tap and turned it on . As we burst through the door there was a .............................................

We ran for the door , but as passed the fire place my jeans caught the gas tap and turned it on . As we burst through the door there was a ....................... massive explosion.

The cat easily made it out unscathed but poor Boris was not so lucky. He survived... just but with a scorched................................

The cat easily made it out unscathed but poor Boris was not so lucky. He survived... just but with a scorched...........tail

As he limped towards us Jose kicked him over next doors fence , there was a squeal and then .......................................................

As he limped towards us Jose kicked him over next doors fence , there was a squeal and then ............ silence.

I leaned over the fence to have a look and to my astonishment...........................

I leaned over the fence to have a look and to my astonishment..........he lay there sleeping

So i picked him up gently and carried over to ...........................................

So i picked him up gently and carried over to .............. the rent-a-car passenger seat.

That night was touch and go but the first signs of his improvement was the fact that...................................................

That night was touch and go but the first signs of his improvement was the fact that...............he started humping the vets leg

And with that i left him to get better . As i returned to my hotel i .........................