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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 2:04 pm

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This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............


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Post by Galted Thu 11 Apr 2013, 2:36 pm

Well " said the chief " They .......................................................weren't very big & it was quite a large bucket". "Hmmmmm" I thought to myself, "something is.......................

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Post by Kenny Thu 11 Apr 2013, 2:39 pm

"Hmmmmm" I thought to myself, "something is.......................a little odd here "

So i asked the chief if i could see the bodies , "Sure " he said " I will send a car over to pick you up " . Within minutes i was at the station being lead into a room with ........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:08 pm

So i asked the chief if i could see the bodies , "Sure " he said " I will send a car over to pick you up " . Within minutes i was at the station being lead into a room with ......... girly posters all over the walls.

The Chief had trouble containing his smile. "Surprise!" said Jose and Conchita as they burst through a curtain. "We thought you.......................

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Post by Kenny Sat 13 Apr 2013, 1:27 pm

The Chief had trouble containing his smile. "Surprise!" said Jose and Conchita as they burst through a curtain. "We thought you...............needed a surprise "

I could hardly contain my anger , " A surprise !" i shouted " I thought you were dead , how could you do this to me " i asked . To which Jose replied ..................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 13 Apr 2013, 1:56 pm

I could hardly contain my anger , " A surprise !" i shouted " I thought you were dead , how could you do this to me " i asked . To which Jose replied ................ "we had to get the mafia off our backs... it was the only thing we could think of!"

"So where to now?" I asked. ..........................................................

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Post by Kenny Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:31 pm


"So where to now?" I asked. .................................."Well" said the Chief " I do have a case i could use some help on "

We all agreed to help out so we ......................................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:55 pm

We all agreed to help out so we .............................................. could earn some money for our airfare home.

There's an old lady who lives up on the hill on the road out of town and she.....................

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Post by Kenny Sat 13 Apr 2013, 5:19 pm


There's an old lady who lives up on the hill on the road out of town and she.........keeps streaking

We need to catch her in the act so if you can ................................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:43 pm

We need to catch her in the act so if you can ....................... try and find out how she prepares for it... it'd be much appreciated.

We posed as journalists who were interested in her life story and she accepted our story quite well. "You'll have to excuse me this evening... I have an prior engagement. Unfortunately, it's invitation only but.............

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Post by Kenny Sun 14 Apr 2013, 5:13 pm


We posed as journalists who were interested in her life story and she accepted our story quite well. "You'll have to excuse me this evening... I have an prior engagement. Unfortunately, it's invitation only but..........you are cute so only you can come along " she said pointing at Jose

With a sly nod i excused ourselves , leaving Jose alone with her . Five minutes later there was a scream and Jose came running out shouting " .........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:38 am

With a sly nod i excused ourselves , leaving Jose alone with her . Five minutes later there was a scream and Jose came running out shouting "She tried to fondle me and got angry when I objected!"

I went in and told her the match starts in an hour... she'd better get a move on. I'll wait outside and.................

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Post by Kenny Mon 15 Apr 2013, 4:01 pm


I went in and told her the match starts in an hour... she'd better get a move on. I'll wait outside and.........start the engine

It was then that she ripped all her clothes off and ran past me into the street , the last thing i saw was.............................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:29 am

It was then that she ripped all her clothes off and ran past me into the street , the last thing i saw was........... her butt cheeks turning the corner towards the stadium.

The match between.......................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Apr 2013, 1:50 pm

The match between...................The Police department and the local Firestation was just about to start .

As she .................................................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:35 pm

As she ........................ hid behind a banner in the tunnel I managed to catch her eye.

"Aren't you a bit old for this caper?" I asked. She seemed embarrassed but before I could get closer she..........................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:38 pm


"Aren't you a bit old for this caper?" I asked. She seemed embarrassed but before I could get closer she..........ran for the pitch

With everything bouncing and wobbling around she did cartwheels as the ............................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:40 pm

With everything bouncing and wobbling around she did cartwheels as the .......... play got underway.

The Police midfielder had the ball and laid it off to his right back who then.....................

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Apr 2013, 2:59 pm


The Police midfielder had the ball and laid it off to his right back who then..................saw Gladys

He shot straight at her , and then the ball disappeared into ................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:01 pm

He shot straight at her , and then the ball disappeared into .......... her love tunnel.

The captain of the Fire Brigade then sprung into action.............

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:08 pm


The captain of the Fire Brigade then sprung into action........and gave her The Heimlich maneuver‎

the ball shot out and went straight into the top corner of the goal !! The crowd went wild and started chanting ....................................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:13 pm

the ball shot out and went straight into the top corner of the goal !! The crowd went wild and started chanting .................................................... "Fi-er, Fi-er!... Gladys is on Fi-er!"

It was then I noticed that 2 security guards had been locked in a cupboard in the tunnel. They were banging on the door and calling out ".....................

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:20 pm

It was then I noticed that 2 security guards had been locked in a cupboard in the tunnel. They were banging on the door and calling out ".....................Set us free , Set us free !"

I turned the handle and they fell out onto the floor . "Where is she ?" they demanded . So i pointed out to the pitch were Gladys was being carried around shoulder high by the ...............................................
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:23 pm

I turned the handle and they fell out onto the floor . "Where is she ?" they demanded . So i pointed out to the pitch were Gladys was being carried around shoulder high by the ................. Fire Brigade fans.

When she saw the guards running towards her she leaped of their shoulders and headed straight for the....................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 16 Apr 2013, 3:37 pm


When she saw the guards running towards her she leaped of their shoulders and headed straight for the................press box

" Does anyone want to hear my story ?" she asked , A hand went up .........................
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:21 am

" Does anyone want to hear my story ?" she asked , A hand went up ......... "Chuck Bogowitz... NBC Sports. Have you been approached by any of the big porno producers yet?"

"At this stage no. But my agent has received.............................

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Post by Kenny Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:24 pm


"At this stage no. But my agent has received..............offers

"Well i can make you a star !" he said "Just follow me down this .....................................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:52 am

"Well i can make you a star !" he said "Just follow me down this ................... corridor, away from the others.

"I'll do nothing of the sort! Besides, I already have someone in mind for my afternoon exercise." With that she turned to................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:08 pm

"I'll do nothing of the sort! Besides, I already have someone in mind for my afternoon exercise." With that she turned to.............................Mum

And asked her to help out . Mum wasn't sure but after ......................................
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:20 am

And asked her to help out . Mum wasn't sure but after ...................... while she gave in.

The slipped away from the crowd and got a taxi back to the hotel. Once in the room, Gladys and Mum..............................

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Post by Kenny Thu 25 Apr 2013, 6:52 pm



The slipped away from the crowd and got a taxi back to the hotel. Once in the room, Gladys and Mum..............started fighting

" I knew i recognised you ! Mum shouted " You stole my ..................................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06 am

" I knew i recognised you ! Mum shouted " You stole my .......... scarf at the dog track last week.

"Well, they were looking for a naked woman and your scarf looked very warm. I love cashmere.
I'm very sorry - how about I................................

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Post by Kenny Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:09 pm

"Well, they were looking for a naked woman and your scarf looked very warm. I love cashmere.
I'm very sorry - how about I.........................buy you a new one ?

Mum looked at me and i just nodded back , it was then that she ...............................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 02 May 2013, 10:22 am

Mum looked at me and i just nodded back , it was then that she ........ smiled.

"Oh, I have a few scarves anyway. You can keep that one. That's a nice broach you're wearing... did you........................"

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Post by Galted Thu 02 May 2013, 10:27 am

did you........................remember to feed the dog?"

"Oh bother!" I exclaimed, "I........................

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 02 May 2013, 10:31 am

"Oh bother!" I exclaimed, "I............... was supposed to feed your sheplabradoodle terrier." It must have been starving by now.

So I went back (alone) to Gladys' house and tentatively opened the door. Almost immediately................................

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Post by Kenny Thu 02 May 2013, 1:59 pm

So I went back (alone) to Gladys' house and tentatively opened the door. Almost immediately............they were on me

Licking and trying to hump my leg , i decided to just let them ..................................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 02 May 2013, 2:35 pm

Licking and trying to hump my leg , i decided to just let them .................. have their way with me.

After they were fed and I was relaxing on the sofa I felt another tug on my ankle and looking down I saw...............................

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Post by Kenny Thu 02 May 2013, 5:46 pm

After they were fed and I was relaxing on the sofa I felt another tug on my ankle and looking down I saw.......Jose

" Please get me out of here !" he pleaded " I can't take anymore of this ..............................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 03 May 2013, 1:03 am

" Please get me out of here !" he pleaded " I can't take anymore of this .............. abuse"

I looked closer and saw Gladys' chihuahua, Boris, getting up to speed on Jose's rear end. "Stay still and I'll.............................

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Post by Kenny Fri 03 May 2013, 3:30 pm


I looked closer and saw Gladys' chihuahua, Boris, getting up to speed on Jose's rear end. "Stay still and I'll.......pull him off " i said

" Pull him off !" Jose screamed " I dont want you to excite him anymore , can't you just remove him ? " . I thought about it and ...........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 04 May 2013, 3:50 am

" Pull him off !" Jose screamed " I dont want you to excite him anymore , can't you just remove him ? " . I thought about it and ......................................... decided to get his attention another way.

I purposely dropped the remote and bent over to pick it up. It didn't take long before Boris...................................

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Post by Kenny Mon 06 May 2013, 12:25 am



I purposely dropped the remote and bent over to pick it up. It didn't take long before Boris............had targeted me

But as he made his move i ......................................................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 09 May 2013, 11:00 am

But as he made his move i ................................................... I zapped him with a Gladys' taser - which she had conveniently left on the arm rest.

Boris let out an ear-piercing yelp and in the same instant................

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Post by Kenny Thu 09 May 2013, 3:55 pm


Boris let out an ear-piercing yelp and in the same instant...............let go of Jose

We ran for the door , but as passed the fire place my jeans caught the gas tap and turned it on . As we burst through the door there was a .............................................
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 10 May 2013, 10:43 am

We ran for the door , but as passed the fire place my jeans caught the gas tap and turned it on . As we burst through the door there was a ....................... massive explosion.

The cat easily made it out unscathed but poor Boris was not so lucky. He survived... just but with a scorched................................

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Post by Kenny Fri 10 May 2013, 5:33 pm


The cat easily made it out unscathed but poor Boris was not so lucky. He survived... just but with a scorched...........tail

As he limped towards us Jose kicked him over next doors fence , there was a squeal and then .......................................................
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 11 May 2013, 1:50 am

As he limped towards us Jose kicked him over next doors fence , there was a squeal and then ............ silence.

I leaned over the fence to have a look and to my astonishment...........................

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Post by Kenny Wed 22 May 2013, 11:49 pm

I leaned over the fence to have a look and to my astonishment..........he lay there sleeping

So i picked him up gently and carried over to ...........................................
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 23 May 2013, 12:53 pm

So i picked him up gently and carried over to .............. the rent-a-car passenger seat.

That night was touch and go but the first signs of his improvement was the fact that...................................................

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Post by Kenny Thu 23 May 2013, 2:54 pm


That night was touch and go but the first signs of his improvement was the fact that...............he started humping the vets leg

And with that i left him to get better . As i returned to my hotel i .........................
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