The Last Poster is the Loser

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Post by Kenny on Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:06 pm
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Post by Linebreaker on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:09 am
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It's quite uplifting coming last actually...

That certainly cheered me up Gibbo

How is the house looking mate? Much more to do?

House is all done , so one less thing to worry about . Goes on the market next week

I'm watching this stupid "Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents" programme (don't know why) about young Brits partying on the Greek Island of Zante.

No holds barred and all. I feel pished just watching it.

Think i have seen that , the one were the parents secretly watch the kids then surprise them at the end ?

We're just getting up to that bit now I think. The Mum has just found out the daughter has bought a pack of smokes...

The blokes are getting off scott free though.

one rule for the boys another for the girls

As it should be.

To right , my daughter wont be allowed to do anything !!

Poor thing. Does she take after her old man in any way?

More like her Mum , thank god

She'll be fine then...

Lets hope so

Going to have a little break now

OK mate. Sent you a PM.

Great idea

Glad you like it. Something to think about... it's worth a shot.

Yes why not

We have our big 30-year school reunion tomorrow. Should be a laugh. About 95/180 people are going.

Are you going ? If so enjoy and dont do what i did on my 10 year reunion and try and pull all the girls i liked at school

I'm feeling really groggy from the hospital and the painkillers so will pop back later

Hows you Lot?

Been better to be honest , how are you doing billy ?

I'm fine thanks Billy and how are you Kenny?

Up and Down , Side to Side and Round and Round

Maybe you need to get off that circus carousel!

Stop the World i need to get off

I had this weird experience in 1990 when I went to Coney Is, NY and had a go on the old wooden Cyclone rollercoaster.

It was on a Monday morning... no other people were in the queue so the bloke sent me around about 5 times. Whenever it was pulling into the station he just went "ooh... there you go again!" (or something like that) laughed and flicked the lever again and it accelerated off again for another circuit. It was wild. We both couldn't stop laughing when he finally let me off.

Scream if you wanta go faster

It was a bit like that. It was the best value ride I've ever had.

When I was married we went out out to this theme park and went on that ride where they buckle you in and you travel to the equivalent of a 25 storey building and then they drop you and you land on a cushion of air.

Well, we were ready to go, there was a "click" and the whole buckled-up ring of people went up without us and we were left on the ground thinking... image if that had happened up at the top of the tower?

I was once on a ride at Hull Fair when the safety bar i was clutching for dear life came off in my hand !!

Oh dear.
That's called shear failure when the molecules in the steel of the bolts or screws reach the point of failure and slide past each other in opposite directions. We've certainly had a few lucky escapes.

When we got back down and stopped the bloke laughed and offered me another go !!

We barely got an apology but they offered us another go which we took. It was sort of embarrassing getting stared at by other people in the queue who saw what happened and then going to the front of the queue again.

you have to love fairgrounds

I do. Always wanted to design a theme park/fairground... or own one.

Jaysus, really? I would hate to own one, way too noisey

I wouldn't live on the fairground though. Too noisy.

I think that they are great places to visit but rarely

Once every couple of years

Yeah, or in my case about once a decade or two...

I have still never been to Euro Disney

I have been to Disneyland though

Same as you. Haven't been to Disney World either.

Never been to either. I much prefer fairgrounds over theme parks.

I'm not fussy... I like both.

I much prefer pubs by the beach myself

I like pubs

I like pubs too

Me too. And beaches... but not pubs on beaches.

I would drink in a pub on the moon if they had one

I've had a special space suit made up - just for that possibility.

Does it have tubes for the drinks ?

Yes and a hatch for food paste too.