The Euro Division Homepage XXVII

by The Special Juan Sun 26 Aug 2012, 11:59 am

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Season 3 Week 2:

TACTICS DUE IN BY 11:59pm ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

Sign up now for the Euro Division Telegraph Fantasy Football League!

Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

Telegraph League Details:
606v2 Euro Division
PIN: 8008569

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by Marky Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:59 pm

Spurs have reportedly agreed a £22m fee with Porto for Joao Moutinho...

by Trebs Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:00 pm

Baines is going to United though Whistle

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:01 pm

I can do a round of sheep if people want me to?

by Gregers Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:03 pm

Maicon to City looks to be back on again

by Trebs Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:04 pm

Yeah I would play

by **Hero** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:08 pm

Works chucking me out so I'm off!

by TwisT Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:09 pm

Baines to Man U?

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:10 pm

Answers to me by 3pm please.

1. Name an Oasis song.

2. Name a Father Ted character (excuding Ted obviously).

3. Name a host of Family Fortunes.

4. Name a type of pasta.

5. Name a Scotland player who has more than 10 caps.

6. Name an SPL team that isn't Celtic.

7. Name an actor who has played James Bond.

8. Name a current tennis player that isn't Federer, Murray, Djokovic or Nadal.

9. Name a cocktail.

10. Name a member of the Spanish team who started the 2010 World Cup final.

by TwisT Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:16 pm

I have never played this game before...how does it work and how do you win?

by FIFA Diva Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:22 pm

TwisT wrote:I have never played this game before...how does it work and how do you win?

You have to answer 10 questions and give the most popular answer, there is no right or wrong answer. The person with the most points at the end of 10 questions is the winner.

Name a Manchester United striker?

4 say Eric Cantona
1 say Wayne Rooney
2 say Robin Van Persie
2 say Andy Cole
1 say Denis Law

The ones who picked Eric Cantona would get 4 points and so on.

by Marky Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:23 pm

Everyone sends their answers, and your points depend on how many others give the same answer. If 6 people answer the same, each person gets 6 points. If its just you, 1 point.

Sent my answers TSJ

by FIFA Diva Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:23 pm

Whats everyones plan for the weekend? I'm still getting used to Football on a Saturday.

by Trebs Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:26 pm

Mine are sent

And F1's back this weekend Very Happy

by Gregers Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:27 pm

Brighton Pride tomorrow so going along to that for a bit, and then preparing for interviews on Monday and Tuesday.

And then F1 on Sunday Yahoo

Also won tickets to see Olly Murs at the iTunes festival on Monday night so its going to be a busy few days

by nadeem2099 Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:29 pm

I'll play but the answers will have to be from my own knowledge as my phone doesn't let me open more than 1 tab.

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:30 pm

Sent mine mate

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:31 pm

It's near enough the opposite of Pointless, Twist.

Weekend plans..... Murray on Saturday but that's about it.

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:34 pm

West Ham midday, then bugger all that I know of.

Might go and drink somewhere, just to alleviate the boredom.

by Trebs Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:36 pm

It's basically Family Fortunes

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:42 pm

European football expert Andy Brassell: "This would be a big one....A Bola claiming that Benfica and Manchester City have agreed a deal for Spanish midfielder Javi Garcia. There's no word on the exact fee but it's "close" to the €30m (£23.8m) buyout clause in his contract. What's clear is Garcia would be a great signing for City; a strong, robust holder who's good on the ball - and a step up from de Jong - who can also play at centre-back. Let's see..."

Seems to suggest they're cooler on M'Vila?

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:42 pm

TwisT wrote:Baines to Man U?

I'd be surprised. We sent our only other LB out on loan, which suggests to me that Baines is staying put

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:47 pm

I would love Javi Garcia, but Viva won't sell him to me

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:49 pm

But then Viva won't sell anyone to anyone. His transfers out list is shorter than Verne Troyer.

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:01 pm

Closed. Doing results now. It's....... interesting.

by Gregers Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:02 pm

Why oh why are we giving Arsenal a player again this year? Yes Yossi wouldn't have played for us and yes Essien's injuries have ruined him but still!

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:11 pm

French football expert Matt Spiro: "Those reports claiming Manchester City had come in for Yann M'Vila appear to be wide of the mark. Rennes chairman Frederic de Saint Sernin has just said the France midfielder will definitely not be moving to an English club today, and added that there is now a very strong chance of him staying in Brittany. 'He's not going to England,' De Saint Sernin declared. 'Tottenham gave up on the player at 19:30 last night. It's 95 percent sure he will stay at Rennes, unless a Russian or Ukrainian club makes an offer.'

C'mon Ukrainian clubs, c'mon Ukrainian clubs...

by Marky Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:13 pm

Pascal Chimbonda linked with Norwich Laugh

by Marky Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:16 pm

Gregers wrote:Brighton Pride tomorrow so going along to that for a bit

For a bit of what?

Shocked

by Gregers Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:17 pm

I can't believe how long it took you to comment on that Marky! The Euro Division Homepage XXVII - Page 15 810156456

by Marky Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:20 pm

I wasn't online until just now Laugh

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

Right, here we go. If I haven't ballsed this up then it's a miracle!!

Name an Oasis song

Wonderwall
Hero
Me
Gregers
Marky
Viva
sodhat
Twist
Afro

Don't Look Back In Anger
trebs

Falling Down
nadeem

Scores after Round 1

Hero - 8
Viva - 8
TSJ - 8
Gregers - 8
Marky - 8
trebs - 1
nadeem - 1
sodhat - 8
Twist - 8
Afro - 8

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

Name a Father Ted character

Father Jack
Hero
Viva

Dougal
TSJ
Gregers
Marky
trebs
sodhat
Twist
nadeem
Afro

Scores after Round 2

Hero - 10
Viva - 10
TSJ - 16
Gregers - 16
Marky - 16
trebs - 9
nadeem - 9
sodhat - 16
Twist - 16
Afro - 16

by Marky Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:25 pm

Berbatov now a Fulham player

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:26 pm

Name a host of Family Fortunes

Vernon Kay
Hero
Gregers
Marky
nadeem

Les Dennis
TSJ
Viva
trebs
sodhat
Twist
Afro

Scores after Round 3

Hero - 14
Viva - 16
TSJ - 22
Gregers - 20
Marky - 20
trebs - 15
nadeem - 13
sodhat - 22
Twist - 22
Afro - 22

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:27 pm

Who else thinks Daniel Levy is a total bell end?

I'm not necessarily basing it all on the word of Aulas (who isn't all that trustworthy) but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true that deals were broken.

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:27 pm

Name a type of pasta

Spaghetti
Hero
Gregers
Marky
trebs
Twist
Afro
Macaroni
TSJ

Chicken
Viva

Linguini
sodhat

Cheese
nadeem

Scores after Round 4

Hero - 20
Viva - 17
TSJ - 23
Gregers - 26
Marky - 26
trebs - 21
nadeem - 14
sodhat - 23
Twist - 28
Afro - 28

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:28 pm

Name a Scotland player who has more than 10 caps

Kenny Dalglish
Hero
TSJ
Afro

David Weir
Gregers

Darren Fletcher
Marky
Viva
trebs
sodhat

Ally McCoist
Twist

Steven Fletcher
nadeem

Scores after Round 5

Hero - 23
Viva - 21
TSJ - 26
Gregers - 27
Marky - 30
trebs - 25
nadeem - 15
sodhat - 27
Twist - 29
Afro - 31

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:28 pm

He does sound like he tries to squeeze every last pound in Spurs favour and ends up upsetting other chairmen. I wouldn't be surprised if they have lost out on players because of his approach

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:28 pm

Name an SPL team that isn't Celtic

Dundee Utd
Hero

Hearts
TSJ
Gregers
trebs
sodhat
Twist
Aberdeen
Marky
Viva

Rangers
nadeem

Motherwell
Afro

Scores after Round 6

Hero - 24
Viva - 28
TSJ - 33
Gregers - 34
Marky - 37
trebs - 32
nadeem - 16
sodhat - 34
Twist - 36
Afro - 32

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:29 pm

Chicken and cheese pasta being selected is the highlight of this one for me so far.

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:30 pm

It was all going so well

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:30 pm

Name an actor who has played James Bond

Sean Connery
Hero
Gregers
Marky
Viva
Twist
nadeem
Afro

Pierce Brosnan
TSJ

Daniel Craig
trebs
sodhat

Scores after Round 7

Hero - 31
Viva - 35
TSJ - 34
Gregers - 41
Marky - 44
trebs - 34
nadeem - 23
sodhat - 36
Twist - 43
Afro - 39

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:30 pm

Name a current tennis player that isn't Federer, Murray, Djokovic or Nadal

Andy Roddick
Hero

Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
TSJ
Viva
Twist

Juan Martin Del Potro
Marky
sodhat
nadeem
Afro

Laura Robson
Gregers

Maria Sharapova
trebs

Scores after Round 8

Hero - 32
Viva - 38
TSJ - 37
Gregers - 42
Marky - 49
trebs - 35
nadeem - 27
sodhat - 40
Twist - 46
Afro - 37

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:31 pm

Name a cocktail

Mohito
Hero

Sex on the Beach
TSJ

Daiquiri
Afro

Cosmopolitan
Gregers
sodhat

Screaming Orgasm
Marky

Bloody Mary
Viva
trebs
Twist

Prawn
nadeem

Scores after Round 9

Hero - 33
Viva - 41
TSJ - 38
Gregers - 44
Marky - 50
trebs - 38
nadeem - 28
sodhat - 42
Twist - 49
Afro - 38

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:31 pm

Laura Robson selected Del Potro too?

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:32 pm

Name a member of the Spanish team who started the 2010 World Cup final

Xavi
Hero
Gregers
Viva
Twist

Iniesta
Me
Marky
trebs
sodhat
Afro
Casillas
nadeem

Scores after Round 10

Hero - 37
Viva - 45
TSJ - 43
Gregers - 48
Marky - 55
trebs - 43
nadeem - 29
sodhat - 47
Twist - 53
Afro - 43

by The Special Juan Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:32 pm

Final Standings

1st: Marky
2nd: Twist
3rd: Gregers
4th: sodhat
5th: Viva
6th: Afro
trebs
TSJ
9th: Hero
10th: nadeem

by sodhat Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:34 pm

Maicon to City - the end for Richards?

by TwisT Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:34 pm

I enjoyed that. Good game

by **Afro** Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:34 pm

Richards to Newcastle then?

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