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sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Where is the weirdest town any of you guys have been? Football related or not.

Mine is Plymouth. That place was altogether odder than anywhere else I've seen. They had a tent protest thing going on at the time, as well as an underground bar full of old guys in hats, and many of the locals seemed incapacitated due to drugs. Then there was a fight at the burger van. No one fights there - it's supposed to be sacred.

Stoke.

I will elaborate. There were far too many car dealerships.

You need to elaborate more than that! Maybe they just like Volvo's?

Well I have been twice. Once on holiday and once to watch football. The holiday was rubbish, the people are weird. But the football, we arrived on the coaches at 12:30 (3pm kick off ffs) so we had time to kill. But all around the football ground is just car dealerships. It was weird and boring. So we stood in the club shop and pretended to watch the Liverpool vs Arsenal match while admiring the rather attractive girls working in the club shop

Weirdest place I've been.... Redford. Essentially the place is this.

Sign: Welcome to Redford
_______ _______ Road
Redford l l Redford
_______l l_______ Road

Sign: You are now leaving Redford

Hero wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:Olly, JA606 is like the old 606 but once you've been here for a long time you can't handle the site layout. The leagues there are... shall we say.... very football orientated.

All they ever seem to be are Chelsea and Arsenal fans going on about how great some 13 year old wonderkid in their youth set up is.

I have looked at the site, and the layout is very very confusing indeed. And I don't think I could handle the Arsenal and Chelsea fans, I just about deal with all the Utd ones on here

Gregers wrote:I got stuck in Stoke once due to car breaking down, there is litterally nothing there!

That's part of the oddness to it. Stoke itself is basically a train station and thats about it, the shops etc are actually in Hanley and then there's about 5 other towns that make it up like Newcastle Under Lyne, Tunstall, Burslem, Fenton and Longton.

Attractive girls? In Stoke? Are you sure?

Sorry for my poor excuse for a map. Essentially it's a line of houses in between 2 roads with 1 road running through it.

Marky wrote:Attractive girls? In Stoke? Are you sure?

Well essentially they had huge knockers. Kept us entertained for an hour!

Marky wrote:Attractive girls? In Stoke? Are you sure?

You have to put it in perspective, for Olly attractive means 'looks a bit like his sister'.

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:Attractive girls? In Stoke? Are you sure?

You have to put it in perspective, for Olly attractive means 'looks a bit like his sister'.

Stunning would be has the normal amount of digits on each hand

Gregers wrote:

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:Attractive girls? In Stoke? Are you sure?

You have to put it in perspective, for Olly attractive means 'looks a bit like his sister'.

Stunning would be has the normal amount of digits on each hand

And out of this world means also has correct number of hands

Are you one of Soddy's 'clients'?

Olly, Sodhat gives me happy endings for a discounted rate of £20

BigFellasAfro (Id call you Big Fella for shourt but that suggests otherwise) those questions arent serious are they?

I though this is a football forum, why are you talking about weird places?

Why do all our conversations always descend into taking the mick out of me being from Norfolk?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Are you one of Soddy's 'clients'?

Olly, Sodhat gives me happy endings for a discounted rate of £20

BigFellasAfro (Id call you Big Fella for shourt but that suggests otherwise) those questions arent serious are they?

I though this is a football forum, why are you talking about weird places?

Surely he can't be that good!?

I'm not sure what is above out of this world, but that is essentially where the correct number of hands is also on separate arms

Surely he can't be that good!?

Well you do sacrifice some of the quality for the cheap rate.

Olly wrote:Why do all our conversations always descend into taking the mick out of me being from Norfolk?

Could be worse you could be from Yoevil!

BigFellasAfro wrote:I'm not sure what is above out of this world, but that is essentially where the correct number of hands is also on separate arms

Stratospheric?

Olly - I'm not sure, but Norfolk sure is an easy target.

I should point out that right up there with weird places was Wattisham up in East Anglia. I'm sure I told you, but they had stuffed dolls of the Queen and other assorted royals sat about telling you to drive carefully. I locked the car doors.

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I'm not sure what is above out of this world, but that is essentially where the correct number of hands is also on separate arms

Stratospheric?

Olly - I'm not sure, but Norfolk sure is an easy target.

I should point out that right up there with weird places was Wattisham up in East Anglia. I'm sure I told you, but they had stuffed dolls of the Queen and other assorted royals sat about telling you to drive carefully. I locked the car doors.

But you never took the mick out of Tooze! #discrimination

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I'm not sure what is above out of this world, but that is essentially where the correct number of hands is also on separate arms

Stratospheric?

Olly - I'm not sure, but Norfolk sure is an easy target.

I should point out that right up there with weird places was Wattisham up in East Anglia. I'm sure I told you, but they had stuffed dolls of the Queen and other assorted royals sat about telling you to drive carefully. I locked the car doors.

But you never took the mick out of Tooze! #discrimination

He's an admin! And he doesn't stick about long enough to really.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Surely he can't be that good!?

Well you do sacrifice some of the quality for the cheap rate.

Boo to you, new guy!

Sober captain hoofhands today

As mentioned before I need a left back, however what was not mentioned is that Strootman could be available in the deal... looking for a top quality left back though!

Boo to you, new guy!

You should out the effort in and keep your clients happy

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Boo to you, new guy!

You should out the effort in and keep your clients happy

£20 for a happy ending should keep people happy - that's value.

Most of my take would go on industrial strength handwash and psychotherapy, so I'm making a few quid each time, tops.

Gregers alvRo periera.
I want forwards though

£20 for a happy ending should keep people happy - that's value.

Value yes but you don’t perform the service with the love & passion you used to

ja606 is the best league or website in the football world.

Like Afro said we can never talk about anything except Football on the other leagues. Remember when the ja606 lot came over to "sort" us out. We'd have murked them for a joke.

Who would Fan side with? He has played for both websites.

Who is like the Hero, Afro, Viva etc etc on ja606 then? Lets compare!

We are without comparison

When I went to ja, the West Ham section was almost entirely Spurs fans oddly. Just on the wind up constantly. I couldn't keep going back there to deal with bell ends. Still, Spurs are 4 points below us at the moment so I suppose they might pipe down for a while.

Who is that Chelsea fan that runs leagues and always picks the best team for himself, he also does the results and he always wins. An the fools on the league believe that he is being fair, he won the double last season

They've got some country bumpkin, funny talking fella who blindly supports Norwich and claims they'll win the Champions League in 2016 based on kit colours.

Can you imagine if we had someone like that

viva is defo captain united.

I think the person your on about is LSTD viva.

Is that David James Number One bloke over there too?

Odd fella.

Marky wrote:They've got some country bumpkin, funny talking fella who blindly supports Norwich and claims they'll win the Champions League in 2016 based on kit colours.

Can you imagine if we had someone like that

I love you too Marky

Lstd and david james are the same

Now I know why he quit! He wasn't winning!

Ahh, they dont have a Zebra on ja606

onlytreblewinners wrote:Lstd and david james are the same

Are they?

Fair enough - I thought he was a bit of a turd when he was here. Part of the reason I let CF take over to be honest Trebs.

nadeem2099 wrote:viva is defo captain united.

I think the person your on about is LSTD viva.

Shut your face Nadeem, how dare you call me CaptainUnited. I'm one of the best members on here.

YEah LSTD I mean.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Ahh, they dont have a Zebra on ja606

They don't have a Bull either. That's what makes this place special.

They don't have a Bull either. That's what makes this place special.

Theres a Bull?
Whos your favourite then, Bull or Zebra? Remember the Zebra is called Zinedine, whats the Bulls name, Bill?!

TheBrahmaBull. He is a very special one though.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra runs it close.

I can't make the call.

who in the world is Zinedine Ze Zebra?

Your replacement Bull. You've been sacked.

That's a very odd expression Bull.

whatever olly.

Can the Zebra head back over to the 606 rip off?

Touchy?

Zinidine, Bull and Olly are brothers they have two other brothers who are also on this forum called CherriesFan and CricketFan. I think Marky is the father of three and a half of the kids.

Olly is the closest to "normal" you can get from them 4.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:whatever olly.

Can the Zebra head back over to the 606 rip off?

Jesus Bull lighten up.