The Euro Division Homepage XXVIII

by **Hero** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 9:19 am

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606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Season 3 Week 2:

TACTICS DUE IN BY 11:59pm ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

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Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

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606v2 Euro Division
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Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

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Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by **Afro** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:25 pm

You can't sack Bull, he is untouchable.

Literally

by sodhat Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:whatever olly.

Can the Zebra head back over to the 606 rip off?

Looks like Bull has a stripey nemesis.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zinidine, Bull and Olly are brothers they have two other brothers who are also on this forum called CherriesFan and CricketFan. I think Marky is the father of three and a half of the kids.

Olly is the closest to "normal" you can get from them 4.

4? Did you do Maths Viva?

by The Special Juan Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

"No one can touch this Russian gymnast. Except her coach and her uncle."

by FIFA Diva Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:29 pm

2 - Arsenal have won as many Premier League games in 2012 at Anfield as Liverpool. Laugh

by FIFA Diva Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:32 pm

Olly wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zinidine, Bull and Olly are brothers they have two other brothers who are also on this forum called CherriesFan and CricketFan. I think Marky is the father of three and a half of the kids.

Olly is the closest to "normal" you can get from them 4.

4? Did you do Maths Viva?

1.) CF
2.) CherriesFan
3.) Olly
4.) Bull

Now we don't know if Marky is the father of Bull or if it's Sodhat so we've gone for three and a half.

P.S I bet you were very good at mental maths with the extra two digits it must have gave you an advantage

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:33 pm

We could have had a one of those gold postboxes in my village of Taverham, but the silly girl lost in the final and got silver!

by Trebs Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:33 pm

Lstd made david james as a trollaccount.
Sodhat maybe yiu can rejoin now he's gone

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:34 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Olly wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zinidine, Bull and Olly are brothers they have two other brothers who are also on this forum called CherriesFan and CricketFan. I think Marky is the father of three and a half of the kids.

Olly is the closest to "normal" you can get from them 4.

4? Did you do Maths Viva?

1.) CF
2.) CherriesFan
3.) Olly
4.) Bull

Now we don't know if Marky is the father of Bull or if it's Sodhat so we've gone for three and a half.

P.S I bet you were very good at mental maths with the extra two digits it must have gave you an advantage

1) Zinedine
2) Me
3) Bull
4) CF
5) Cherries

You said 5 brothers. Although I would prefer 4, less chance of them nicking the Xbox then

by Bull Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:35 pm

i dont like Xbox.

and im not one of the brothers

by sodhat Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:38 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Olly wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zinidine, Bull and Olly are brothers they have two other brothers who are also on this forum called CherriesFan and CricketFan. I think Marky is the father of three and a half of the kids.

Olly is the closest to "normal" you can get from them 4.

4? Did you do Maths Viva?

1.) CF
2.) CherriesFan
3.) Olly
4.) Bull

Now we don't know if Marky is the father of Bull or if it's Sodhat so we've gone for three and a half.

P.S I bet you were very good at mental maths with the extra two digits it must have gave you an advantage

I'm not the father.

I may be the mother but I'm not sure. I'd think I would have noticed that.

by nadeem2099 Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:40 pm

can i have your fit sisters mobile number bull, olly,

by Marky Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:43 pm

Nadeem, their fit sister is CF.

You are one of those wrong-uns.

by nadeem2099 Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:49 pm

is cf one of them shemales? If so then viva would get dibs on him/her.

by Marky Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:57 pm

Well technically, if CF is Olly's sister, Olly has first dibs Wink

by **Hero** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:58 pm

I'm picturing them all looking like the family from the Hills have Eyes.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 04 Sep 2012, 5:01 pm

Looks like Bull has a stripey nemesis.

He may have if I get a team.
Bull, don't charge at me head on, us Zebras can't deliver a Street Fighter II sonic boom kick Wink

by Marky Tue 04 Sep 2012, 5:47 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Looks like Bull has a stripey nemesis.
He may have if I get a team.
Bull, don't charge at me head on, us Zebras can't deliver a Street Fighter II sonic boom kick

You want Bull to charge you from behind?! Shocked

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 04 Sep 2012, 5:55 pm

You want Bull to charge you from behind?!

Well us Zebras stand our front feet & kick with our back, would save me having to turn around to kick out. Also us Zinedine's have a mean headbutt too. All angles covered.

by Fernando Tue 04 Sep 2012, 7:45 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:Where is the weirdest town any of you guys have been? Football related or not.

Mine is Plymouth. That place was altogether odder than anywhere else I've seen. They had a tent protest thing going on at the time, as well as an underground bar full of old guys in hats, and many of the locals seemed incapacitated due to drugs. Then there was a fight at the burger van. No one fights there - it's supposed to be sacred.

High Wycombe - I always go there to get the train to Wembley

Should come visit me next then im not far down the road from there although it is a Poopie Laugh

by **Afro** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 7:59 pm

You'll have to come to Wembley with us next time

by Fernando Tue 04 Sep 2012, 8:03 pm

Fair enough thumbsup

Made a lovely signing for the cup seems more in favor at barca with tito then Cesc for some reason Erm

by Fernando Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:11 pm

Anyone else watching Pompey vs Bournemouth been a great fun game so far it's 2-2 with 68 mins gone well worth watching Smile

by Russell_Elmo Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:13 pm

Yeah I've got it on. It was a very good goal from Howard!

by Russell_Elmo Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:46 pm

Terrible last penalty!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:56 pm

Bournemouth. Missed loads of chances in the game then lose the penalty shootout. Brilliant!

by Fernando Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:58 pm

Spoiler:

Defensive Midfielder saves penalty then keeps a clean sheet for rest of match

#wastedinmidfield Laugh

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:01 pm

Fernando wrote:
Spoiler:

Defensive Midfielder saves penalty then keeps a clean sheet for rest of match

#wastedinmidfield

I'd like to know two things.
1. How has the GK managed to get a yellow card already?
2. Had they used all there subs, or was there no backup GK on the bench?

by Russell_Elmo Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:04 pm

I think after that penalty save who needs to bring on a goalkeeper :P

by Fernando Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:17 pm

Olly wrote:
Fernando wrote:
Spoiler:

Defensive Midfielder saves penalty then keeps a clean sheet for rest of match

#wastedinmidfield

I'd like to know two things.
1. How has the GK managed to get a yellow card already?
2. Had they used all there subs, or was there no backup GK on the bench?

Turns out the Argentinian way of doing the clock in the corner sucks and was actually the 2nd half Laugh

by **Hero** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:18 pm

Stockport 3 - 4 Macclesfield

What a derby!!!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:20 pm

#biguptheMaccTowninnitword

by Fernando Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:22 pm

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by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:28 pm

Tom Huddlestone's card has been recinded. Right decision after seeing all the replays, although I must say in real life it did look a nasty tackle, so I can see why the referee gave the red

by The Special Juan Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:35 pm

Bad Education is brilliant. Bizzle was in it. #dench

by Trebs Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:38 pm

Love bad edi atipon.

by Russell_Elmo Tue 04 Sep 2012, 11:00 pm

Just signed Antoine Griezmann. Looks a very good player, 2 assists already this season and is an U22 Very Happy

by **Hero** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 11:03 pm

Trebs hat hit the bottle again Whisky

by **Hero** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 11:06 pm

Russell_Elmo wrote:Just signed Antoine Griezmann. Looks a very good player, 2 assists already this season and is an U22

Had him for the previous league, yes he's a very decent player, very surprised no-one picked him up yet.

by Trebs Tue 04 Sep 2012, 11:08 pm

Sober actuay it's captain hoofhands

by Marky Wed 05 Sep 2012, 6:53 am

This Sunday, Sky Sports are proud to present...

Crawley Town v Portsmouth! 3:30pm kick-off.

(Due to the international games Friday and Saturday, only football to show is from League 1 down)

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 8:23 am

Not gonna be round much today, apart from on my phone. Will put up tactics later today

by Marky Wed 05 Sep 2012, 8:35 am

Interesting...

Manchester United made a £38m bid for Brazil star Neymar on transfer deadline day but the 20-year-old wanted to stay at Santos until after his country host the 2014 World Cup.
Full story: The Sun

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 8:37 am

Marky wrote:Interesting...

Manchester United made a £38m bid for Brazil star Neymar on transfer deadline day but the 20-year-old wanted to stay at Santos until after his country host the 2014 World Cup.
Full story: The Sun

There is your answer Whistle

by sodhat Wed 05 Sep 2012, 8:59 am

Yes, exactly what United needed. Another forward...

by nadeem2099 Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:12 am

The Sun is a highly respectable and accuracte source of information might I add.

THE SUN > the rest

by FIFA Diva Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:28 am

Morning.

Nadeem I added you on Fifa, I'll be on around 10ish tonight if you want to play me.

by sodhat Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:34 am

Andy Carroll is out for six weeks. Bugger.

Oh well, Carlton Cole will terrorise defence in his place. Now if only he could get the ball under control...

by **Hero** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:36 am

Don't know what Brendan Rodgers is whinging about then, if they had kept him he'd have been about as much use for them on the treatment table there.

by Marky Wed 05 Sep 2012, 9:37 am

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

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