Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

Ortiz might be next up for Floyd

Ortiz might be next up for Floyd
Not sure why, he'd get destroyed

Ortiz might be next up for Floyd
Not sure why, he'd get destroyed
Yes, Victor would kill' im

Ortiz might be next up for Floyd
Not sure why, he'd get destroyed
Yes, Victor would kill' im
I believe Floyd will grill him

Ortiz might be next up for Floyd
Not sure why, he'd get destroyed
Yes, Victor would kill' im
I believe Floyd will grill him.
Maybe so, but the Pacman he'll avoid

Prediction for Pac vs Shane?

Prediction for Pac vs Shane?
C'mon, Fists, that one again ?

Prediction for Pac vs Shane?
C'mon, Fists, that one again ?
We've done this before

Prediction for Pac vs Shane?
C'mon, Fists, that one again ?
We've done this before
And so we implore

Prediction for Pac vs Shane?
C'mon, Fists, that one again ?
We've done this before
And so we implore
Fists to stop being a pain

Six weeks now this thread has been running

Six weeks now this thread has been running
Some of the limericks, quite stunning

Six weeks now this thread has been running
Some of the limericks, quite stunning
Wordsworthian, even

Six weeks now this thread has been running
Some of the limericks, quite stunning
Wordsworthian, even
Though in some cases heathen

Six weeks now this thread has been running
Some of the limericks, quite stunning
Wordsworthian, even
Though in some cases heathen
Dark, deceptive and cunning

Six weeks now this thread has been running
Some of the limericks, quite stunning
Wordsworthian, even
Though in some cases heathen
like the queens box which is apparantly done in.

There once was a guy with a lisp

There once was a guy with a lisp
Who fought like a Will O' The Wisp

There once was a guy with a lisp
Who fought like a Will O' The Wisp
Won a round without punching

There once was a guy with a lisp
Who fought like a Will O' The Wisp
Won a round without punching
and was often seen lunching

There once was a guy with a lisp
Who fought like a Will O' The Wisp
Won a round without punching
and was often seen lunching.
Ready Thalted wath hith favourite crithp

A promotional company, by name of Top Rank

A promotional company, by name of Top Rank
Was specifically set up to stop Mancs

A promotional company, by name of Top Rank
Was specifically set up to stop Mancs
Especially the fat'un

A promotional company, by name of Top Rank
Was specifically set up to stop Mancs
Especially the fat'un
The illustrious Hatton ?

A promotional company, by name of Top Rank
Was specifically set up to stop Mancs
Especially the fat'un
The illustrious Hatton ?
Well he didn't mean Rob Reid, you plank

At my age one can get confused

At my age one can get confused
The Scouse Robin Reid's been abused

At my age one can get confused
The Scouse Robin Reid's been abused
Not just by critics

At my age one can get confused
The Scouse Robin Reid's been abused
Not just by critics
But by Jocks, Taffs and Micks

At my age one can get confused
The Scouse Robin Reid's been abused
Not just by critics
But by Jocks, Taffs and Micks
His record carefully perused

A mate of mine claimed he was pally

A mate of mine claimed he was pally
With a bird down the local, name of Sally

A mate of mine claimed he was pally
With a bird down the local, name of Sally
For a Bacardi and coke

A mate of mine claimed he was pally
With a bird down the local, name of Sally
For a Bacardi and coke
And then a quick poke

A mate of mine claimed he was pally
With a bird down the local, name of Sally
For a Bacardi and coke
And then a quick poke
He'd take her into the back alley

A mate of mine claimed he was pally
With a bird down the local, name of Sally
For a Bacardi and coke
And then a quick poke
He'd take her into the back alley :anal:

Hungarian Jozsef Kreul Bugner

Hungarian Jozsef Kreul Bugner
Assaulted a Croat while muggin' er

Hungarian Jozsef Kreul Bugner
Assaulted a Croat while muggin' er
With a short left hook

Hungarian Jozsef Kreul Bugner
Assaulted a Croat while muggin' er
With a short left hook
And a very dark look

Hungarian Jozsef Kreul Bugner
Assaulted a Croat while muggin' er
With a short left hook
And a very dark look
And a bit of rohypnol (he was druggin 'er)

Apologies for getting personal on the locked thread, Windy

(VOIDED)

Andy you skipped the start of my limerick :spank:

Apologies for getting personal on the locked thread, Windy
You can get round it by insulting people in Hindi

Apologies for getting personal on the locked thread, Windy
You can get round it by insulting people in Hindi
To be honest, lumbering deserved it

Apologies for getting personal on the locked thread, Windy
You can get round it by insulting people in Hindi
To be honest, lumbering deserved it
क्योंकि वह तालाब की बुद्धि जीवन है

Apologies for getting personal on the locked thread, Windy
You can get round it by insulting people in Hindi
To be honest, lumbering deserved it
क्योंकि वह तालाब की बुद्धि जीवन है
Agreed Scott, i bet his dinkler is small and spindly

Apologies for getting personal on the locked thread, Windy
You can get round it by insulting people in Hindi
To be honest, lumbering deserved it
क्योंकि वह तालाब की बुद्धि जीवन है
Translated, that's " I fancy Cindy. "


( no probs, by the way, Fists. )