Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:30 pm

You planned, if I may be blunt
Again ? My, you've got some front !
I could have said plastered
Yes, but I've mastered

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:31 pm

You planned, if I may be blunt
Again ? My, you've got some front !
I could have said plastered
Yes, but I've mastered
Avoiding the words that you hunt

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:33 pm

I'll have one last final punt

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:35 pm

I'll have one last final punt
I believe I'll just give it the shunt

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:43 pm

I'll have one last final punt
I believe I'll just give it the shunt
I've now come unstuck

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:53 pm

I'll have one last final punt
I believe I'll just give it the shunt
I've now come unstuck
And I'm out of luck

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 4:56 pm

I'll have one last final punt
I believe I'll just give it the shunt
I've now come unstuck
And I'm out of luck
I think I'll just sit here and grunt

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 May 2011, 10:49 am

He'd never fit in a Fiat Uno

by Guest Thu 05 May 2011, 11:06 am

He'd never fit in a Fiat Uno
Nigel Mansell?Or do you mean Frank Bruno?

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 May 2011, 4:33 pm

He'd never fit in a Fiat Uno
Nigel Mansell?Or do you mean Frank Bruno?
Of course I meant Frank

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 05 May 2011, 4:40 pm

He'd never fit in a Fiat Uno
Nigel Mansell?Or do you mean Frank Bruno?
Of course I meant Frank
Who has such long shanks

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 May 2011, 4:41 pm

He'd never fit in a Fiat Uno
Nigel Mansell?Or do you mean Frank Bruno?
Of course I meant Frank
Who has such long shanks
And imagine the size of his shoe. No?

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 May 2011, 4:42 pm

The earlier comments re Her Maj

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 05 May 2011, 4:44 pm

The earlier comments re Her Maj
Earned the author a ' Wum of week ' badge

by coxy0001 Thu 05 May 2011, 4:44 pm

The earlier comments re Her Maj
About sticking it in her vag?

by BALTIMORA Thu 05 May 2011, 5:40 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:The earlier comments re Her Maj
Earned the author a ' Wum of week ' badge

So she's not really dead?

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 05 May 2011, 5:48 pm

The earlier comments re Her Maj
Earned the author a ' Wum of week ' badge
So she's not really dead?
Just sleeping, instead

by Guest Thu 05 May 2011, 6:06 pm

The earlier comments re Her Maj
Earned the author a "Wum of the week" badge
So she's not really dead?
Just sleeping, instead
Do you ever think about Her Maj's vag....?

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 9:11 am

Please can we rhyme about boxing?

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 10:03 am

Please can we rhyme about boxing?
Abotu fighters out-thinking and out-foxing

by Michaels, Sean Fri 06 May 2011, 10:04 am

Please can we rhyme about boxing?
Abotu fighters out-thinking and out-foxing
floating like a butterfly

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 10:13 am

Please can we rhyme about boxing?
Abotu fighters out-thinking and out-foxing
floating like a butterfly
Not talking 'bout the Queen's fish pie

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 10:13 am

Please can we rhyme about boxing?
Abotu fighters out-thinking and out-foxing
floating like a butterfly
Not talking 'bout the Queen's fish pie
Now after that, you'd need some detoxing

by Guest Fri 06 May 2011, 10:14 am

Please can we rhyme about boxing?
Abotu fighters out-thinking and out-foxing
floating like a butterfly
Not talking 'bout the Queen's fish pie
Damn, I've set the washer off and forgotten to put my socks in!

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 10:15 am

The relatively unmentioned Dennis Andries

by Guest Fri 06 May 2011, 10:21 am

The relatively unmentioned Dennis Andries
Had a passion for Dairylea cheese

by Michaels, Sean Fri 06 May 2011, 10:29 am

The relatively unmentioned Dennis Andries
Had a passion for Dairylea cheese
whether on crackers or in rolls

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 10:31 am

The relatively unmentioned Dennis Andries
Had a passion for Dairylea cheese
whether on crackers or in rolls
He'd walk on hot coals

by Michaels, Sean Fri 06 May 2011, 10:47 am

The relatively unmentioned Dennis Andries
Had a passion for Dairylea cheese
whether on crackers or in rolls
He'd walk on hot coals
to dip them in mushy peas .......... ?

by Michaels, Sean Fri 06 May 2011, 10:48 am

The mystery that is Mitchells mum

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 10:52 am

The mystery that is Mitchells mum
Sells coke in the East London slum

by coxy0001 Fri 06 May 2011, 10:52 am

The mystery that is Mitchells mum
Sells coke in the East London slum
Kev's career appears to be over

by Guest Fri 06 May 2011, 10:57 am

The mystery that is Mitchell's mum
Sells coke in the East London slum
Kev's career appears to be over
Dropped that four-leaved clover

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:09 am

The mystery that is Mitchell's mum
Sells coke in the East London slum
Kev's career appears to be over
Dropped that four-leaved clover
Bet he wishes that mum had kept mum

by coxy0001 Fri 06 May 2011, 11:12 am

Union, why not just say schtm

(Thought you couldn't repeat words?!!?) Wink

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:17 am

Union, why not just say schtm
Same spelling, different meaning, you plum

by coxy0001 Fri 06 May 2011, 11:19 am

Union, why not just say schtm
Same spelling, different meaning, you plum
Just looks a bit silly

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:19 am

Union, why not just say schtm
Same spelling, different meaning, you plum
Just looks a bit silly
Says Coxy, who flashes his willy

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:25 am

Union, why not just say schtm
Same spelling, different meaning, you plum
Just looks a bit silly
Says Coxy, who flashes his willy
To your cruel taunts I will not succumb

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:26 am

What happened to Hobo's Raging Bull thread?

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:26 am

What happened to Hobo's Raging Bull thread?
Apparently, it is dead

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:27 am

What happened to Hobo's Raging Bull thread?
Apparently, it is dead
I think I upset 'im

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:28 am

What happened to Hobo's Raging Bull thread?
Apparently, it is dead
I think I upset 'im
By being such a quim

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:31 am

What happened to Hobo's Raging Bull thread?
Apparently, it is dead
I think I upset 'im
By being such a quim
So we'll have one on Rocky instead

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:32 am

What was in the bottle, given to Pryor?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:33 am

What was in the bottle, given to Pryor?
Whatever it was, it was dire

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:34 am

What was in the bottle, given to Pryor?
Whatever it was, it was dire
Perrier mixed with tap?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:35 am

What was in the bottle, given to Pryor?
Whatever it was, it was dire
Perrier mixed with tap?
To produce extra zap

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:35 am

Fists of Fury wrote:By being such a quim

Thanks for that!

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 May 2011, 11:36 am

What was in the bottle, given to Pryor?
Whatever it was, it was dire
Perrier mixed with tap?
To produce extra zap
You're suggesting that Panama's a liar?

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